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"Big brother, tell me, how can I let the little life inside come out quickly?" After a pause, he became serious again, looking at Zhang Long and asking.

"Uh..." Zhang Long thought for a while about the information about the hatching pets contained in the egg card after he fused it, "You don't need to worry about it, the little life inside will grow automatically, all you have to do is tell it Talk to it, or touch it often, let it remember your characteristics, and let it feel your kindness, when it hatches in the future, it will naturally recognize you as its owner."

"Oh." Shi Zhijian nodded suddenly, and then looked at Zhang Long's bed as soon as his eyes lit up. He jumped off the chair and walked to the bedside with the egg in his arms. Talk to it."

He took off his shoes, lay on Zhang Long's bed with his bare, jade-white feet, put the giant egg in front of his eyes, hugged the giant egg with his two little hands, and began to talk to the giant egg stupidly.

Although death is cheap, Zhang Long has seen her wary of that star wing, but now he is not wary of his big brother. It seems that this guy has a good impression of him.

In this way, Zhang Long was also very happy.

"Roar..." At this moment, a low growl came from Zhang Long's side.

Zhang Long frowned and looked down, only to see Wangcai squatting on the ground with his hind legs crossed, his upper body straight, his big eyes staring angrily at Shi Zhijian and the egg, and he kept making low growls , as if dead and the egg took its sleeping place.

"Damn! What's your name? That bed is mine! Remember, be more polite to Shi Zhijian from now on. Speaking of which, she is your mother." Zhang Long pointed to Si Zhijian on the bed, staring at him. Wangcai shouted.

"Hehe... Big brother, you said to me again, I am so beautiful, how could I give birth to such an ugly guy." On the bed, the dead man looked back at Wangcai and covered his mouth with a coquettish smile.

"Woooo..." Wangcai looked back at Zhang Long again, his black and white tail sweeping the ground, and he looked aggrieved with teary eyes.

"Huh?" Zhang Long suddenly frowned, with a look of surprise in his eyes, he found that when Wangcai grinned just now, there seemed to be something radiant in his mouth.

"Come on, open your mouth and let me see what's in your mouth?" Slightly narrowing his eyes, Zhang Long's expression became serious.

"Wow!" The grievance on Wangcai's face suddenly turned into vigilance, as if he was very afraid of Zhang Long's appearance, the squatting figure stood up, and the black and white hair all over his body stood on end slightly.

"Shua!" When Zhang Long was about to bend down to grab it, Wangcai turned around and ran away.

"Damn it!" Zhang Long's face darkened, he stared at Wangcai who dodged and ran out of the room, and shouted angrily, "Run again! Stop for me!"

So, under the vast moonlight, one person and one dog started a chasing battle. Wangcai looked like he was facing an enemy, and he ran with his head held high, his big round eyes full of panic, and he was about to fall out. up.

Zhang Long chased after him with a dark expression on his face. In the already quiet Huanxin City, the sound of angry people shouting and frightened dogs whining could be heard.

It took more than half an hour for Zhang Long to catch Wangcai, only to realize that this dog looks useless, but its running speed and physical strength are really good.

But Zhang Long is not in the mood to think about this now, he hugged Wangcai in his arms, moved its mouth away, and looked into it intently.

"Why is it gone? Did I read it wrong? How could it be? There is clearly an unknown object." Looking at the bald mouth, Zhang Long frowned again, then stared fiercely at Wangcai with teary eyes again, and even With tears streaming down his eyes, he said, "Tell me, did you swallow it? What exactly did you swallow? Spit it out!"

Zhang Long was also afraid that if this gluttonous guy ate the wrong food, he would make something wrong with him, and the gold and silver brilliance he saw just now was obviously not something to eat, even if some holy pets were born to eat crystals Stone or even metal, but the earth dog in front of Zhang Long obviously does not have such a powerful function.

"Don't pretend to be wronged with me, do you want to spit it out? If you don't spit it up, I'll dig it out!" Zhang Long's eyes widened again, Zhang Long's ferocious voice and a dog's terrified grunting echoed in the gentle moonlight.

"Shua!" As soon as Zhang Long finished speaking, Wangcai's eyes trembled with aggrieved fear, and the next second, the gold and silver brilliance flickered in his mouth again.

It was a very strange luster, the golden brilliance exuded a very solemn aura, while the silver-gray gave people a kind of gloomy and dead air that hit the heart, two completely different brilliance interlaced and flashed, making people feel Zhang Long couldn't help but shake his head back.

"Wow... trough!" Zhang Long was stunned when he saw the shiny thing in Wangcai's mouth again.

It was not food or something swallowed at all, but teeth. This guy Wangcai has teeth. There is one on the left and right gums near the cheek, two very small, extremely small teeth, It only protruded a little from the gums, not much bigger than the tip of a needle.

The key point is that these two teeth have different colors, the teeth on the side of its white body are pure gold, that golden color will make people feel a kind of solemnity that they dare not desecrate, just like that little The small golden is the sunshine standing high above the clouds, broad and vast, which makes people instinctively awe.

The other tooth that grows on the side of the black body is completely opposite. The small fangs are silver-gray and exude a cold luster. If you look closely, you can even see faint traces of black air Freezing from the cusp of that tooth, just looking at it gives people a feeling that their soul is about to be frozen.

Zhang Long swallowed his saliva, let alone the golden fangs, Zhang Long was faintly familiar with the silver-gray fangs, he squinted his eyes, and after thinking for a long time in shock, there was a sudden roar in his head, remembering , these teeth are exactly the same as the silver-gray teeth in Mie Ling's mouth. Although they are small, you can still see their regular conical shape. The tips of the teeth are extremely sharp. , extremely fierce.

"噗!" At this moment, there was a slight sound, and the two conical teeth, but with completely different colors and styles, suddenly retracted into the gums and disappeared. It was not visible from the outside, only Bare gums can be seen.

"Your mother, it's a bunker!" Zhang Long was frightened and let go of Wang Cai.

Wangcai didn't dare to run away, so he squatted in front of Zhang Long, weeping, his big eyes looked like a child who had done something wrong looking at his parents.

"How can you grow such teeth? Are you still a dog?" Looking at Wangcai with tears in his eyes, Zhang Long didn't feel distressed, only horrified.

Those golden teeth are sacred and majestic, exuding an aura of extremely pure light energy, while those silver-gray teeth exuding a faint black air exude an aura of death that only a pure Mieling can have, this is completely different Two things, and they are the two most powerful things in the world, and even two things that cannot meet, and once they meet, they will collide and annihilate each other, but at this moment, they all appeared on Wangcai's body.

Also, the sharp teeth can automatically expand and contract like Mie Ling. If the teeth retract, just looking at Wangcai's pug-like virtue, it is completely unexpected that it will hide such a sharp weapon. This is undoubtedly terrifying, especially for the Enemies who don't know the truth can definitely catch them by surprise. You must know that the teeth possessed by Mie Ling alone are so powerful that they can beat Zhang Long's original Scorching Flame Demon Sword. What kind of hardness is that?
Wangcai was still crying with grievances, raising his furry paws to touch the tears from time to time, which was completely opposite to the teeth it had in its mouth, and there was no danger at all.

Under the moonlight, Zhang Long narrowed his eyes, took a breath of air-conditioning and shook his head, stared straight at Wangcai and said to himself: "You are not a dog, but what are you? Even the people in Wuyou Mainland seem to be I don’t even know your breed, it seems that I have to find a way to figure out what kind of ghost you are in the future.”

In the past few days, Wangcai has been following Zhang Long. All the people who saw Wangcai in the Wuyou mainland had expressions of ignorance. Obviously, like Zhang Long, they regarded Wangcai as a kind of meme Compared with pets, people in Wuyou Continent have never seen such a creature as Wangcai, even the big man who sells exquisite beast eggs, he often haunts the island of holy beasts, so he has naturally seen many rare and exotic beasts. But looking at Wangcai's appearance is also full of contempt, even this kind of person who relies on stealing and selling things on the Holy Beast Island has never seen such a creature as Wangcai, which means that Wangcai is a creature that is not even from the Worry-Free Continent. There is none on Sacred Beast Island, or it is hidden so deep that people have never seen it.

Anyway, no matter what, this guy can no longer be treated as a dog, maybe it really is some kind of unknown powerful existence.

"Ahaha!" Zhang Long suddenly laughed happily again, "Let me just say, how can something that I conceived with a dead man be so bad? And it also absorbed the soul of the golden-winged snow tiger! Haha, it seems that you really It's not a dog, it's something powerful. Haha..."

"Come on, don't cry, I'm kidding you! Did it hurt you? Where does it hurt? Let me see, haha, are you hungry? Would you like something to eat? Pork knuckle or ham Intestine?" Pulling Wangcai into his arms, Zhang Long's attitude turned upside down, with a cheap smile on his face, he fiddled with Wangcai up and down.

Zhang Long's sudden hospitality made Wangcai stunned, so he stared at a pair of big eyes, the panic in his eyes was stronger than before, thinking that the master had played something for him again.