God level funny comparison system

"Brother, don't be so impatient in the future. Irritability is easy to be fooled!" Standing panting in front of Xingyi, Zhang Long pushed his sunglasses, looking at Xingyi on the ground who kept rolling his eyes and making a muffled sound, and said, " The most critical move of your Flying Star Skill is this No.90 second move. All the previous moves are like tigers going down the mountain. This No.90 second move is a poisonous snake hidden in a group of tigers. If you practice well , you can definitely take it by surprise, and even achieve the effect of winning by chance, because after 92 moves, the enemy has become accustomed to your opening and closing, and will never expect that your move will suddenly become vicious and sophisticated."

"But you are good. You have practiced the most critical move of the whole set of martial arts the worst. How can I say you are good? You should go home and practice hard. The key is to change your irritable temper, otherwise, you will be in trouble all your life." It’s impossible to practice this trick well. I really worry about your father.”

"Oh, my sister, I'm so exhausted." After saying a lot, Zhang Long stretched his waist again, and then walked towards Yu Wanheng, panting heavily.

Wangcai wagged his tail and struttingly followed with the victor's lofty attitude.

"Small, boy, no, this little brother, do you know my father?" At this moment, Xing Yi struggled to support his upper body, looking at Zhang Long's back and asked.

"Don't worry, I don't know your father, and I'm not interested in meeting him. You'd better leave quickly, lest I change my mind and really kill you. I'm a person who kills people without blinking an eye. I'm even afraid of myself when I'm so fierce." Zhang Long shook his hand without looking back.

"Gudong." Xingyi swallowed, struggled for a long time before getting up, and looked at the men on the ground very lonely, and shouted: "Why are you still standing there, don't you think it's not embarrassing enough? Let's go!" !"

When the order was issued, the seriously injured people on the ground had no choice but to grit their teeth and stand up, supporting each other, and stumbled away.

Directly ignoring Yu Wanheng, Zhang Long came in front of Yu Linglong, looking at the little girl's flushed face, Zhang Long's sharp gaze softened, and a deadly figure appeared in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Death is cheap, how about it? Handsome?" Zhang Long said with a grin, looking at the little girl.

"So handsome!" The little girl shook her head and asked, blinking her big eyes, "How come you are so familiar with that guy's martial arts? Could it be that you really knew his father or his grandfather? Or did you worship him?" Dad as a teacher? Wow, you have a strong taste."

"..." Zhang Long was speechless, but he was very relieved in his heart. The smell of being so cheap is still familiar.

At this time, Yu Wanheng came over, looked at Zhang Long's side face, suppressed the lingering fear in his heart, and said quite gently: "I don't know the name of this little brother? Who did he learn from?"

"Oh, my name is Zhang Long, and I don't have a master." Zhang Long said casually, then looked back at Shi Zhijian, grinned cheaply and said, "Death Zhijian, you haven't remembered who I am? Zhang Long! Brother Long! Pervert."

"Giggle..." The little girl was amused, "Death is cheap, dead pervert? What's the name! But pervert is quite suitable for you, but I'm really not what you said. I'm not cheap. , her name is Yu Linglong."

As he spoke, he puffed out his undeveloped chest.That white body is crystal clear, like white jade in the golden sun, dazzling and pure.

Zhang Long grinned, it seems that it will take some effort to make Si Zhijian remember the past.

Yu Wanheng stared at Zhang Long with frowned eyebrows, thinking about everything just now, and further concluded that Zhang Long was by no means simple, and must have been taught by an expert from Fangwai. Embarrassed.

Thinking of Zhang Long's series of plans just now, Yu Wanheng was startled. It was a series of tight-fitting plans, so precise that every step of the way, every step of the way, but kept calm until Star Wing was introduced into the inevitable defeat. It can be said that from the appearance of Zhang Long to bicker with Xing Yi until Xing Yi's defeat, the whole process was an interlocking conspiracy, and Xing Yi was a stupid cow led by the nose by Zhang Long, who looked like Xing Yi during the fight Gained the upper hand, but was completely controlled by Zhang Long.

At such an age, such a mind, and this kind of wisdom, Yu Wanheng has never seen such an existence in his life for so long, and it is actually a five-body cast that even the great figures in his tribe admire.

There was also the sword that Zhang Long had when he appeared, if it was really an ordinary person with no cultivation, how could he get such a sword?

"This person is by no means simple." Taking a light breath, Yu Wanheng looked at Zhang Long with a trace of vigilance hidden in his eyes.

"Not only do I know that guy's martial arts, but I also know your father's martial arts. It's called Luoying Phantom Excalibur. Your father's skill is not bad." Zhang Long looked at the dead man, shaking his right leg proudly and said.

Yu Wanheng was taken aback again, and looked at Zhang Long suspiciously for a long time before saying, "How can you know the martial arts I use?"

"Cough," Zhang Long realized that he had said too much. He glanced back at Yu Wanheng and said with a dry smile, "Well, Brother Wanheng, there are many things you don't know. But don't worry. , since you are a dead father, we are a family, haha, I will not deal with you. I have been very kind since I was a child, and your daughter knows this. "

"That's right, death is cheap." Looking back, Zhang Long looked at the little girl named Yu Linglong again and said.

In eight years, the reincarnated dead man has grown up so much. Seeing him again, Zhang Long really can't describe the feeling in his heart, almost crazy joy. For this joy, nothing else matters.

"I've said it all, I'm not called Shi Zhijian, what a bad name, it's so ugly. My name is Yu Linglong!" Si Zhijian gave Zhang Long a big look.

"Haha, I just like to call you dead." Zhang Long raised his hand and shook the soaring braid on the top of Sizhi's head.

"Funny!" Shi Zhijian raised his hand to knock off Zhang Long's big hand, and muttered while rolling his eyes.

At this moment, the steward leaning on the wheel and the other wounded also struggled to stand up. The steward clutched his chest and came to Yu Wanheng's side and said, "Patriarch, I think it's better to find a place to heal your wounds first. Yi has never suffered such setbacks before, I am afraid that he will jump over the wall in a hurry, and if he brings people here again, it will be bad."

Yu Wanheng was staring at Zhang Long and lost in thought. After hearing this, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at the butler and said, "You are right, let everyone help each other, let's find a hidden place to rest .”

"Well, little brother Zhang Long, you..." Turning around, Yu Wanheng was about to ask Zhang Long where he was going, but found that Zhang Long had disappeared, including his daughter.

"Pervert, put me down quickly, where are you taking me! Hey, don't put your hands around, she's a girl!" Zhang Long hugged her petite figure. , Zhang Long was running wildly among the flowers, followed by Wang Cai who was running wildly like sticking out his tongue.

Ignoring Shi Zhijian, Zhang Long yelled at Yu Wanheng without looking back: "Si Zhijian's father, don't be in a daze, and hide quickly, in case the star wing you mentioned is real Bring someone to attack again, I don’t have the strength to help you anymore!”

The loud voice swayed away without blushing, and dozens of people including Yu Wanheng grinned again, showing a look of dementia.

I have never seen such a person who acted swiftly and resolutely, hit as soon as he said, and ran as soon as he said, he was obviously capable, but he didn't have the slightest cultivation. Another very reasonable thing.

"This person's actions are really unreasonable." The butler sighed with frowned eyebrows.

"Tell me, what is the origin of this kid? I don't believe that he doesn't have a master. His various behaviors just show that he must be a descendant of a famous family." Slightly tilting his face, Yu Wanheng asked in a low voice while looking at Zhang Long who ran away. .

Hearing this, the housekeeper rolled his eyes, and after a while, his pensive eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted: "Patriarch, do you think he is from Longmen?"

"Dragon Gate?" Yu Wanheng frowned, his heart moved a bit, then he stared at the housekeeper in surprise and said, "You mean, the group of mortal spirits who came to Wuyou Continent through the teleportation array eight years ago?"

"Yes!" The butler nodded, "I thought this person looked familiar just now, but now I realize that it's not that his face is familiar, but that his dress, words and deeds are all the same as the one who came to Wuyou Continent suddenly eight years ago. Helping Fan Ling is very similar."

"The people in this Longmen are all very strange. They are obviously mortal spirits, but everyone has several sets of martial arts. Although their cultivation base is not very high, their xinxing abilities should not be underestimated. Over time, it has grown into a sect that even the Xuanxin Sect is afraid of."

"Also, it's not certain whether they are from the mortal world. How could someone in the mortal world be able to create a teleportation array leading to the prosperous world?"

"In addition, the strangest thing about this Dragon Sect is their sect master... I heard people say that in a sect as big as Longmen, there are only a dozen deputy sect masters, and the biggest chief sect master is always vacant. What are you doing?"

"Hmm..." Yu Wanheng also nodded after listening to the butler's words, "What you said is already an open secret. This Longmen is really not easy to mess with, but fortunately, this Longmen has not shown any signs of trouble in the past eight years. What malice, if this kid is also from Longmen, then his strange behavior is not surprising."

"Hehe, the Patriarch is right. Longmen is mysterious and weird. Many people want to visit, but those leaders in Longmen often kick them out after they can't say a word. If this kid is also from Longmen, we can take advantage of it." This is an opportunity to understand, if we can have some friendship with Longmen, it is not a bad thing, besides, he saved us after all." The housekeeper analyzed again.

Yu Wanheng nodded, said no more, turned his gaze to the direction where Zhang Long ran away, thought for a moment, and waved forward.