God level funny comparison system

"Ma Han, you come in. Huh? Where's Ma Han?" Hearing Zhang Long's call, Xiang Chaoyang murmured instinctively, but when he looked back, he found that there was no one behind him.

Looking up again, Xiang Chaoyang cursed in his heart, what the hell, the people who were neatly lined up in the aisle had already curled up in a far corner, and all of them turned their backs to Xiang Chaoyang, pretending that they were stones and not human beings.

"A group of cowards, if I go in, I will go in!" Taking a deep breath, Xiang Chaoyang swallowed, and had no choice but to step into the opened door himself.

Just like when Yao Zicheng entered, as soon as Xiang Chaoyang entered, the door closed automatically with a bang, and then the room was wrapped by Zhang Long's powerful spiritual power to prevent outsiders from eavesdropping and disturbing.

"Zhang Long, what are you doing? You don't really want to have sex, do you?" Looking at the closed door, Le Ying yelled worriedly. She didn't want to share her man with Zhang Long.

"Fuck your sister!" Zhang Long scolded, dumbfounded, "Don't fucking think about it, wait honestly, and oh, if anyone dares to run away, see if I don't beat him to death."

Hearing Brother Long's voice, it didn't sound like a joke. Those who planned to sneak away walked back helplessly, and formed a long line in the corridor again.

In the room, Xiang Chaoyang sat on the chair, the light was extremely dazzling, but with Xiang Chaoyang's cultivation, he could still bear the light, and he could clearly see Zhang Long opposite.

"Dragon, how boring are you? If you want to cosplay, you should change the project. This kind of criminal interrogation game is too vulgar." Looking at Zhang Long with a serious face, he looked at the dazzling lights, and said to Chaoyang said casually.

"Who is cosplaying with you? Be serious! Answer my question! Tell me, what is the most vile and embarrassing thing you have done in your life?" Zhang Long stared and raised his voice.

Xiang Chaoyang couldn't help being stunned for a moment, confused by Zhang Long's inexplicable question, then he blinked his eyes, looked up and down with a cigarette butt in his mouth, squinted his eyes, and after looking at the mysterious Zhang Long for a while, he burst out laughing .

"Haha... Long, you, are you crazy? Why do you suddenly ask such a question, you...you are crazy, haha..."

"Huh..." Looking at the smiling Xiang Chaoyang, Zhang Long exhaled, rolled his eyes and murmured: "It seems that we should be more direct."

After finishing speaking, he flashed his figure, and saw a black shadow passing by, Xiang Chaoyang's laughter stopped abruptly, his round eyes saw another pair of eyes that were very close at hand, it was Zhang Long's eyes, and There was a red light rippling in the dark eyes.

"Om..." Xiang Chaoyang's mind suddenly went blank, leaving only those eyes.

At the same time, Zhang Long opened up the spiritual connection between the main system and the sub-system.The technique of phantom pupils can only give the target a mental blow, causing the effect of distraction. If you want the other party to obediently say what you want to know, you need to cooperate with the spiritual connection between the main system and the subsystem, so this method can only It is useful for subsystem fighters like Xiang Chaoyang.

"Tell me, what's the most wicked and shameful thing you've ever done?" Sitting back on the chair, Zhang Long asked Xiang Chaoyang.

Xiang Chaoyang's eyes were confused, and after a while, he confessed like Yao Zicheng, "I wanted a younger sister when I was young, but my mother wouldn't give me one, so I found the best-looking female classmate in our class by myself, and slept with her." One night, and then took her to the hospital to give birth the next day."

"..." Zhang Long opened his mouth wide again, looked at Xiang Chaoyang with eyes full of horror, and muttered after a while: "Brother Chaoyang, is this still you? Damn, I didn't expect that you are not a fuel-efficient lamp. "

Xiang Chaoyang didn't seem to have heard Zhang Long's words, and was still sitting in a daze.

"Then how old were you then? Did you really sleep with that female classmate?" Zhang Long asked again.

"In the second grade, I only slept and didn't do anything else. At that time, I thought that sleeping together could give birth to a child." Xiang Chaoyang answered truthfully.

"Damn it." Zhang Long took a deep breath, feeling that his world view had collapsed, and grinned again: "Your parents and your teachers are too irresponsible, didn't they tell you, your child, In any case, it is impossible to call you brother."

"My dad told me by the way when he pushed me on the stool and beat me up." Xiang Chaoyang continued.

"Boom." Zhang Long slammed his head on the table, and it took him a long time to regain his strength to get up, write down Xiang Chaoyang's glorious deeds on a piece of paper, and then wake him up.

"Here, keep this piece of paper, I will use it later." Zhang Long handed the white paper to Xiang Chaoyang who was still a little dizzy.

After Xiang Chaoyang took the white paper and glanced at it, his whole body suddenly became ill, and then he raised his eyes and looked at Zhang Long very seriously: "Long, don't tell others about this, or they will die laughing. You also pretend you've never met me, bye."

After finishing speaking, Xiang Chaoyang ran away with a whoosh.

In the corridor outside the door, seeing Xiang Chaoyang with his head bowed and disappearing like a gust of wind in a hurry, the originally nervous heart became more nervous, and the pictures of being raped by Brother Long were in people's minds. Appearing, everyone who was scared trembled, sweating coldly.

But Brother Long said beforehand that if he dared to run, he would be beaten to death. In order not to suffer from flesh and blood, people could only grit their teeth and offer chrysanthemums, and at the same time comfort themselves in their hearts.

The third person to enter was Ma Han. Zhang Long hypnotized him without saying a word, and then wrote down the most wicked deeds that Ma Han had ever done... When he was in the first grade of elementary school, he accidentally discovered that a little girl did not have a penis, so Ma Han Han laughed at each other every day, causing the little girl to cry bitterly and told their female teacher. After learning about the situation, the female teacher explained to Ma Han very seriously that girls don’t have penises, and neither does she, a teacher. Ever since, Ma Han began to laugh at the teacher for not having a penis, and spread it everywhere, and also drew the picture he saw without a penis, posted it all over the campus, and marked the name of the female teacher on the picture Ever since, the female teacher no longer had the face to face Jiangdong's elders, and resigned in shame and indignation. Ma Han was beaten by his father until he fell into a coma for three days.

The fourth person to enter was Zhao Hu. Under hypnosis, Zhao Hu said that when he was young, in order to compare with his classmates, he dragged an old man across the road and scolded him for being nosy Then he kicked the old man to the ground, and then he helped the old man up with a very kind appearance. At the same time, he explained to passers-by that the old man fell down by himself, and he happened to pass by and saw it, so he helped him up.

The fifth one to go in was Yu Fanjian. When he was in junior high school, he saw a white foreign object behind a girl, and he insisted on pulling it out out of curiosity. When the girl refused to let him, he chased after her. In the end, he insisted on chasing her Exhausted, he then pulled out the aunt's towel in full view, causing the entire school teacher to be stunned. He was also beaten violently by his father until he fell into a coma for three days.

The sixth person to enter was Xu Xianlong, who was bored playing with lighters in class in junior high school, and burned all the hair of the female classmate in front of him.

The seventh person to go in is Shang Gu. When he was a child training in the killer base, because he didn't know what the game of life betting was for, and because he had nothing to do, when the killers who were about to bet on their lives were arguing, he used his life betting His old revolver was loaded with bullets...

When Yao Zicheng and Xiang Chaoyang came in, Zhang Long's first feeling was shock. Later, if no one came in, he would laugh until his stomach ached. After thousands of people told the secrets he couldn't tell, Zhang Long The whole person almost collapsed.

Who the hell are these people, isn't there a normal one?
I have to say, among the thousands of people, there are very few normal ones, and even those Xueon people are more weird than one, and the immoral things they have done can only be described as strong in their own hands.

After thousands of people finished speaking, Zhang Long was the only one left in the room.

"Giggle... haha... haha... oh my god, weird, weird..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, I have been laughing for hours, probably showing my abs.

"Have you finished laughing yet?" Zhang Long asked, rubbing his twitching cheeks.

"Cough, haha...cough..." It took me a long time to hold back my smile, and I sat in the dark and said, "Okay, now it's your turn, as for the immoral things you did, You don’t need to say it yourself, I just read it and write it.”

"Damn! It's so fucking unfair." Zhang Long rolled his eyes. Others only reveal their secrets after being hypnotized, but Zhang Long has no secrets at all, because his own past, including how he got from his mother What was born in the stomach, even death knows everything, because people live in their own sea of ​​consciousness.

"Okay, isn't this for the mission? You can only upgrade after completing the mission, and you can become stronger when you upgrade. Only in this way can you save your life and help me get back my body. You promised me, you must do what you say!"

"Okay, okay, let's talk quickly." Zhang Long rolled his eyes impatiently, and took the initiative to pick up a pen and paper to record the immoral things he had done.

He shrugged his shoulders and didn't say anything, he glanced at the darkness of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, and then said loudly: "The first one, when I was in kindergarten, I put a piece of chewed bubble gum on the female teacher's chair, and it was It was released while the female teacher was wearing a short skirt! The second one, the first grade of elementary school, lied that there was a ghost in Yang Yang's room, that is, your little aunt, so Yang Yang had to sleep with you under the same bed. The third one, the second grade of elementary school Grade, lied about a girl falling into the toilet, lied to your most hated Teacher Wang to go to the toilet to save others, and then yelled that Teacher Wang went into the women's toilet abnormally, which caused Teacher Wang to be expelled. The fourth case, the third grade of elementary school... No .18 cases, the first grade of junior high school, in the same dormitory classmate's bed was covered with thumbtacks, the kind that stood upside down. No.19 case, changed the classmate's toothpaste to black shoe polish, and ordered the whole dormitory to brush their teeth at night Not allowed to turn on the lights, which caused the students to paint their mouths with shoe polish, and then fooled the other party into saying that he had oral disease, which caused the students to faint. No.20, secretly washed the feet with the water that the students used to wash their faces, and then put them back in place to let the other party Wash your face. One piece No.20, glued a snake-shaped toy to the girl's clothes, causing the girl to take off her clothes and run naked..."

An hour later, Zhang Long finally finished writing his own deeds, which consisted of two A4 sheets of paper.

"Okay, that's all. Everyone knows the immoral things in the next missions, so there's no need to write about them." Said Zhijian.

Zhang Long covered his forehead and closed his eyes, feeling exhausted. If the contents of these two pieces of paper were to be made public, the tall image he had just established on this extraterrestrial planet would be ruined. .