God level funny comparison system

Now that we have reached level [-], we have to go around Xueang Xing.

In fact, Zhang Long has no interest in this shit Xue Angxing from the very beginning. He once said that Xue Ang Xing is freezing in the sky and is going through a subversive war. Even if you die, you will suffer.

However, it was obvious that she was so hungry and thirsty that she couldn't hold back anymore. In one day, she urged Zhang Long no less than 800 times, and she almost took off her clothes and danced hotly again, luring Zhang Long to rush to Xue Angxing to rescue her Frozen body for hundreds of years.

"Death is so cheap, you said that your body has been frozen for so many years, even if you rescued it, can it still be used? Oh, what I said can be used is not for you, but for the man who may push you down in the future, you Could it be that the unlucky man was suddenly frozen to death by your body during sex?" Zhang Long analyzed worryingly while smoking a cigarette.

"Brother Long, I know I'm wrong, so don't worry about it, and act quickly. As for whether I can still use my body... Damn it, I don't care about you! Hurry up!" Give me action, believe it or not, I'll make you brainless!" Dead to Chijian was as gentle as water at the beginning, but suddenly Hedong lion roared.

Zhang Long was still not in a hurry, looked up at the warm Chaoyang, frowned and said: "I seem to have forgotten something, yesterday in that damned confined space, when our consciousness was about to lose consciousness, I clearly heard It seems that someone said something to me, very profound, very tempting, very touching, but why can’t I remember what it was? Did my brain lose a few cells when it was reunited? ah?"

"Wow, how could there be? Who talked to you? You've seen hell." Death Chijian suddenly seemed a little guilty. And Xueon is not very far from the earth, plus you can send twelve people there at a time, you can go to your subsystem fighters to pick a few now, go explore the way first, and then send the others when the time is right. Take over everything, the strength of your subsystem fighters is still good, so there is no need to use it for nothing."

"Pay attention to your wording. It's my brothers and wives. How can you say that you don't use it for nothing? It's not a tool." Zhang Long rolled his eyes and said lazily.

"Can you stop talking?" Shi Zhijian suddenly stood up from the darkness of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, electric sparks splashed all over his body, his face was as gloomy as Mei Chaofeng.

"Cough, okay, let's do it now." Zhang Long didn't dare to panic anymore. It's really not a wise choice to call for nothing. He recently found that his brain is not working well.

After returning from Shuojing, everyone had no sleep all night. More than 100 people stayed in their own rooms and were in a daze all night. Occasionally, a few of them would slap themselves to make sure this was the real world, and some would sneak away. Go upstairs to see if Brother Long is still alive, and sometimes cry and laugh at other times, muttering words, sometimes scolding the world for being too crazy, and sometimes calling Long Ge for being too monstrous...

It's not normal anyway.

Just one night later, before everyone could react to the painful fact that Brother Long had come back from the dead and reunited with a human form, Brother Long's call to scare people to death came again.

More than 100 people were summoned, both men and women, and they stood neatly in a square formation on the wide roof.

Excessive fatigue and fright made everyone's mental state not very good. They stared at the panda eyes one by one, locking Zhang Long with weak, demented, obscene, or excited eyes.

Due to Shuo Jing's shocking trip, it has been a month later, Tianshan City has entered the hot weather, even if the morning is not so cool, Zhang Long is wearing a black vest, cartoon pants, and a pair of pink and white hollow slippers that originally belonged to Lin Yanran , thumbs up and up, a cigarette in his mouth, squinting, scanning the crowd mysteriously, so mysterious to the point of nerves.

Seeing Brother Long's state, people felt apprehensive, there must be nothing good about this Nima.

"Brothers and sisters, prepare yourself mentally, I have an ominous premonition..." Yu Fanjian swallowed and warned others in a low voice.

Ever since, people took a deep breath and planned to make some psychological preparations.

Unfortunately, Zhang Long spoke before people were ready.

"Later, I'm going to go to an alien planet, who of you would like to go with me."

"Wow!" The people who took a deep breath caught a breath of cold air in their throats, rolled their eyes one after another, swayed, and almost fell down collectively.

Alien, alien, alien...

People just feel that the world is spinning, and the whole person is not well.

"What's the expression on Du Nima's face? It's alright to be normal, I'm telling you to go to an alien planet instead of going to the west, because you're afraid of wool!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes and cursed.

"Now, I will introduce the situation of this planet to you, and I won't say much more. Just transfer the information to your subsystem and see for yourself." After a pause, Zhang Long continued, "Since we I went to this planet to do a major event related to the lifelong happiness of a female man, so I can't be reckless. I plan to choose one person to explore with me first, and then wait for everything to be settled before picking up others. Now you are familiar with that information."

In the near future, the data that the system had prepared for hundreds of years was transmitted to all more than 100 subsystems, and the hearts of more than 100 people were hit hard again before they had time to calm down.

After their consciousness completely integrated the information, they realized that Brother Long was not joking, the nonsense topic of going to aliens is true, it is true!

As a result, Brother Long's evil and perverted level in everyone's hearts once again exploded, like a river flooding, out of control.

"Brother Long, please tell me honestly, what has changed in you?" Xu Xianlong, who was standing in the front row, couldn't help asking.

"Ah..." Before Zhang Long could answer, Yao Zicheng suddenly opened his arms and hugged the sky, looked at the blue sky affectionately and sighed, "Brother Long's awesomeness, he has already passed away, I wait for the scum Scum, I can hardly even smell the smell of flattery."

"Doo..." There was a buddy who farted, then nodded and smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I was scared by Brother Long and couldn't control it."

Zhang Long closed his eyes, slapped his forehead, and suddenly understood another truth, Doubi is a terminal illness that has no cure.

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In the end, Shang Gu, Xiang Chaoyang, Zhao Hu, Ma Han, Ji Chen, Xu Xianlong, Yu Fanjian, Yao Zicheng, Le Ying, Liu Yueqing, and Meng Hongchen were selected by Zhang Long with the best cultivation bases, and they were going to go after lunch. A trip to aliens.

Eleven people, except for Liu Yueqing, Meng Hongchen, the three daughters of Le Ying and Shang Gu who had no opinion, most of the rest were forced to agree by Zhang Long. They really felt unreliable, so they suddenly said that they would Going to an alien planet is like going to a park. It always makes people feel like they are going to be sold.

After lunch, a total of twelve people including Zhang Long entered the depths of the Haitian Mountain area.

When they saw the vortex of lightning and thunder in the sky again, people realized that the news that Zhang Long said that Dynasty had married an alien girl, had children and settled down on a perfect planet in a distant galaxy outside the Milky Way was not true. Not to lie to them.

And they also confirmed once again that Brother Long's Guards, has already gone against the sky, and he can't even catch up with the plane.

When the twelve people floated up, except for the monk Zhang Longgu and a few women, the rest of them all entered a trance state, especially Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian, one was crying and the other was laughing. I don't know whether to be excited or scared.

When the milky white beam of light disappeared and the vortex dissipated, the 12 people completely disappeared from the earth.

This time, the Zhijian system did not go astray, and they really came to Xueang Xing, the hometown they had dreamed of for hundreds of years.

In fact, the deviation of the Zhijian system last time sent Zhang Long and Wang Dynasty to the Wuyou Continent by mistake, which also seemed to be intentional.

When everyone opened their eyes again, everything in front of them was completely different.

A snow-capped world came into view. If you don't look at other places, just the boundless white snow is like arriving at the North Pole of the earth.

But this planet is full of snow, which covers the entire land. However, after looking over the winding hill in the distance, people see something different from the snow.

Buildings, silver-white cylindrical buildings, some with spires at the top, some without, all the buildings are extremely delicate, more beautiful and stronger than those on Earth, and higher.

However, these buildings looked extremely dilapidated now, and were covered with a layer of light blue ice crystals. When the twelve people stood on the hill and looked at them, they all frowned.

They confirmed the information shown in the data. A subversive war is taking place on this planet called Xueon Star. The unknown city in front of them is the most direct manifestation of the war.

All the metal buildings are dilapidated, some have been cut off at the middle, some have been split in the middle, only half of them are left standing, and some have been smashed into ruins, the same thing is, whether they are standing or falling All of them are covered by a layer of ice crystals, and some buildings are covered with dense ice thorns. The thick ice thorns have sharp front ends, and the whole body is shiny and smooth, like a deliberately built weapon. Those ice thorns all pierced through the thick metal building.

A small white sun floated on the horizon in the distance, just like in a painting, under the bleak sunlight, the whole world was white except for the cold and sharp light blue brilliance emitted by those ice crystals and icicles.