God level funny comparison system

"The task has been issued, and you can execute it now." A deadly voice came.

"What mission? For whom?" Zhang Long frowned.

"Fuck yourself."

"...Go away! Can you speak human language?"

"Giggle..." He smiled so cheaply, then returned to seriousness, and explained leisurely: "The main purpose of this mission is to calm you down. Your cultivation base is improving by leaps and bounds, and your temperament seems a little impetuous. Besides, this In the task state, it is also beneficial to understand some rules of the universe, how much you can understand depends on you."

"Wow! So amazing? What kind of mission? What do you want me to do?" Zhang Long became interested.

"Uh..." Si Zhijian pondered for a while, "Calm down, of course you need a very cold environment, and then you can stay in this very cold environment for a month."

"A very cold environment? The Arctic?"

"no!"

"Antarctica?"

"no!"

"refrigerator?"

"That's not true!"

"Fuck, where is that?"

"This place is in Shuojing, the former absolute low temperature manufacturing center of the Federation of Science and Technology." After a pause, he finally gave the answer.

Zhang Long's face turned green all of a sudden. He is a student of the University of Science and Technology. Of course, he knows what the Absolute Low Temperature Manufacturing Center of the former Federation of Science and Technology is. Zero temperature.

Absolute zero is minus 273.15 degrees Celsius. It is called absolute zero because in theory, this is the beginning of the temperature of the universe. In other words, this is the lower limit of the temperature of the universe. It is a theoretical value. It is impossible to lower the temperature anyway. at absolute zero.

So when Zhang Longyi was still in Kewu University, he met an ice cream buyer on the street one day, claiming that his ice cream could reach the order of [-] Baidu. At that time, Zhang Long went up and beat him up. , No culture is terrible.

Suppose, if it is in an environment of absolute zero, then all energy particles in this environment will stop moving, and all kinetic energy, heat energy, etc. will disappear. There is no energy under absolute zero. This is the scary part of this temperature .

At present, human science and technology have produced a low temperature that is infinitely close to absolute zero, which can reach about 273.14 degrees Celsius. At this temperature, although the energy will not stop, it is almost the same.

Zhang Long's current cultivation base is very awesome, so awesome, but he doesn't dare to fight against absolute zero, that's fighting against the lower limit of the universe, it's so funny.

"Hehe." After thinking for a while, Zhang Long looked at the sunset and smirked, "If you tease me, you will die."

"Do you think I'm teasing you?" Shi Zhijian suddenly became serious.

"Grass!" Zhang Long was in a hurry, and stood up from the top of the building with a clatter, "You must be sick! You will really die, not only me, but your soul body may be frozen and loose."

"Woooo..." Si Zhijian suddenly cried, and Zhang Long who was crying was stunned.

"Do you think that people are willing? Their bodies are still on another distant planet, and only their souls are left, and they still suffer from this kind of crime. Is there any reason? You still scold me, woo... It's not me The next task, if you have the ability, go and reason with that Doubi system."

Crying to the point of death, Zhang Long gulped his saliva and was no longer angry. He quickly comforted him: "It's alright, alright, don't cry. Aren't you the ambassador of Zhijian? Go and talk to it."

"Ambassador's fart, he's soaking in shit! Huh..." Si Zhijian cried even harder.

Zhang Long also felt sad for a while. It is really not easy to die so lowly. After all, she died when she was in her twenties, and she died without a place to bury her. Her body was frozen on Xue Ang, but her soul was frozen. That funny comparison system ran all over the universe, and was seen by Zhang Long many times, and directly saw all his soul. Now that Zhang Long has reached level 48, he will be able to go back soon, but he did not expect such a thing to come out. Absolute zero, all energy particles may stop moving and become energy ice sculptures, which will shatter when touched, and the chance of surviving is too slim.

"Damn it!" Thinking of this, Zhang Long was also furious, "Tell me what the funny system wants to do? To kill us? Damn, you also said that I am the master, how do I feel that it is it? What about the stone under your feet, how do you rub it? Is it short-circuited? Oh yes, it’s your father’s fault. What kind of matrix did your father paint on it? It’s the kind of heart pattern it said, how did you engrave it? Is it perverted? If it is in front of me now, I..."

"Crack!" Before Zhang Long could speak, a huge transparent slap suddenly appeared, slapping Zhang Long to the ground.

"Hey, awesome! I..."

"Clap!"

"Damn it, you have the guts to hit it again..."

"Clap!"

"Okay, ok, ok, ok, you're awesome, I'll fuck you..."

"Clap!"

……

After more than 20 rounds, Zhang Long lay on his back on the roof of the building, his hair was messed up, his body was emitting green smoke, his eyes were dull, and his eyes were full of tears. He suddenly felt that he had returned to the time when he first encountered this funny comparison system. , completely out of my control.

Although Zhang Long also practiced the Yi Qi Return to Dust Art, most of the energy he cultivated was absorbed by the Burning Sword System, and only a small part strengthened his own flesh and blood. Without the Burning Sword System, there would not be any more energy in his meridians. Can rely on a stronger body to resist beatings.

Therefore, he is very clear now that he is not the master of the Zhijian system, but the Zhijian system is his master, no, it is his soul, and fighting with his own soul is completely deadly.

"Okay, you know, we are now tied to the Zhijian system. Its orders cannot be disobeyed, nor can it be disobeyed. Let's go. I believe it is still kind and will not really harm us." Seeing that Zhang Long was beaten and tortured for a long time, he was quite embarrassed to die so cheaply.

"No," Zhang Long slowly shook his head, "I believe that I am kind, it is kind? Hehe," Zhang Long smiled with tears in his eyes, "It has absorbed so much dark energy, I guess it has long been distorted and perverted."

"It is a cosmic Rubik's Cube, no matter what kind of energy it is, it is impossible to affect it, so it cannot affect you."

"Stupid Universe Rubik's Cube, the brain is sick, and people are looking for death at every turn. What the hell, let me tell you, if it is now..." Zhang Long became angry again as he spoke.

"Crack." A huge palm print fell from the sky again, and after it dissipated, Zhang Long had a nosebleed.

The next day, Zhang Long obediently headed towards Shuojing.

In fact, Zhang Long also believes that the Zhijian system will not really harm him, but the Zhijian system is the Cosmic Rubik's Cube. How can mortals understand what the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is thinking? With so many things happening recently, this Cosmic Rubik's Cube must be a premonition The reason why he was so cruel to Zhang Long was to prevent him from encountering more powerful and bizarre things in the future.

Zhang Long didn't tell the others what he was going to do. If he did, people would definitely think he was crazy. They are all elites of the University of Science and Technology, so how could they not know the danger of absolute zero.

Zhang Long's parents have returned to Jiangcheng long ago, and reunited after being separated for many years. They are newly married after a long absence, so they have no time to talk to Zhang Long. They will do everything possible to knock him out, and then carry him back and lock him up.

In view of the fact that Zhang Long disappeared for a long time before and wiped out the dynasty after he came back, the rest of the people are still worried, especially Nuo Wan'er. She just wanted to visit Shuo Jing to see her parents. , others have a reason to follow, so hundreds of people came to Shuojing in a mighty way.

Qin Yang was not notified, and no one was notified, only Nuo Wan'er went home first, then pulled Nuo Feng and her mother over, and came to the Absolute Zero Research Center with Zhang Longyi and others.

After the victory of the war, to prevent the ashes from resurging, each research site under the Federation of Science and Technology was guarded by members of the Federation of Science and Technology, and a lot of people from the Federation of Wushu Association were also added.

It was noon, it was already the beginning of spring, there was still a strong wind in Shuojing, and the sound of hula-la raised dust all over the sky. Everyone was wearing big sunglasses, all the men were in black suits, and the women except Liu Yueqing and Le Ying is wearing a black leather jacket and a black cloak, and the rest are all kinds of fancy clothes, including long skirts, cheongsams, and sportswear, all of which are extremely gorgeous colors, with bright red lips and beautiful flowers, sandwiched between hundreds of black-clothed men Among them, like flowers blooming on the black boulder, it has a different kind of domineering.

The leather shoes hit the ground, making a clicking sound. Under the sun, in the sand and dust, the black sunglasses and leather shoes all reflected black light, like black clouds pressing down on the environment, and the guards at the door felt extremely oppressive from far away.

"What, what's the situation?" The gun in the hand of a member of the Federation of Science and Technology was trembling.

There were a total of eight guards, four from the Federation of Science and Technology, and four from the Federation of Wushu. They were all young, like newcomers, and they probably had never seen Zhang Long and his brothers.

"Hey, stop, this is a top-secret base, no trespassing allowed!"

"Who the hell are you guys? Stop, don't stop, you will be responsible for the consequences!" The two warriors drew out their long swords and pointed at the crowd rushing forward.

At the same time, the four members of the Federation of Science and Technology hiding behind were lying behind two barrier walls, aiming their guns at everyone, and one of them was calling for support.

All of a sudden, the compound where the research center was located became busy, with roaring chariots and dense crowds rushing towards the door.