God level funny comparison system

Luo Shuang, who was on the podium, was also taken aback. In her memory, Zhang Long was a waste of martial arts. His physical strength was not up to the mark and he didn't know any martial arts. How could he have such a quick reaction?

However, before everyone thought about it, an even crazier scene happened.

Zhang Long's messy hair suddenly stood upright, instantly making his whole head look like a hedgehog, and then he ran away violently like waking up from a nightmare.

"Death is so cheap, you are from Mahler Gobi, and you are giving me an electric shock!"

"Bang... crackling... rumbling!"

Zhang Long, who was lying on the table to sleep, suddenly burst into flames like a frightened beast, and then danced with great force and exaggerated range, as if there were many invisible ghosts around him, and he was terrified. Want to get rid of these ghosts.

Ever since, the desk fell, the chair fell, the books flew, and the chalk box flew too. The white chalk was scattered in the white dust that exploded, and there were six or seven students around.

Everyone opened their mouths wide in shock, drooling.

But the first-class students who were recruited had layers of black lines floating on their faces, and they just sat there in a daze, not knowing how to react to this sudden blow.

This Zhang Long is a freak, as for the reaction so strong?
Originally planned to see him get embarrassed, but now, it's the other way around!

Especially Nuo Wan'er on the side, she has two braids and a crescent moon on her forehead, but at the moment there are three chalk dots on the top of her head, and her black hair is also covered with white dust, as if she has aged instantly .

She stared at Zhang Long with a blank face and black lines, her big eyes were already filled with murderous anger.

"Zhang Long! You're going to die!" After a pause, Nuo Wan'er took a deep breath and roared with all her strength, tears welled up in her beautiful eyes, and her little feet kicked the ground repeatedly.

Ever since she was at the same table with this psycho, she felt that all her good luck was gone!
Zhang Long had already fallen to the ground, and he calmed down after hearing the roar. He looked around at the tables and chairs he had knocked down, and stood up with a dry cough.

"Ha, I just had a nightmare." With his head like a golden lion king, Zhang Long looked at Nuo Wan'er shyly, and smiled embarrassingly.

"You still have the face to smile?" came another lukewarm voice.

Zhang Long frowned, and moved his eyes to the podium.

Luo Shuang raised his head, his fair neck was extremely conspicuous in the sunlight from outside the door, like it was made of white jade.

Her beautiful eyes shot a look of contempt, so that Zhang Long knew that she was a teacher and his immediate boss!

For this guy who dared to give sticks to the female teacher in broad daylight, Luo Shuang was also a little apprehensive. This kind of person can do anything.

"Zhang Long, I'm really curious, what's in your head other than sperm?" Luo Shuang stared at Zhang Long with narrowed eyes, and Luo Shuang's voice became stronger.

She has decided to humiliate this guy and let him understand what shame is!
"There's shit." Nuo Wan'er on the side added, pouting.

Luo Shuang glanced at Nuo Wan'er and agreed: "The teacher thinks so too." His eyes fell on Zhang Long again, and he continued: "Tell me about you, you are not good at martial arts and arts, and you are not good at liberal arts. Have the face to smile, and still have the face to stay in this Kewu University? It’s not your fault for not being talented, it’s your parents’ fault, but since you don’t have talent, you just lie down obediently! But what about you? Think about you What did you do? Give the female teacher an electric stick, do you want to prove that you are still alive?"

"Humph," Luo Shuang snorted again, and the more she talked, the more enjoyable she felt. Fighting perverts really gave her a sense of accomplishment, and her thin red lips curled up in a sarcastic arc, and continued: "Aren't you very good at acting?" Are you perverted? If you have the ability, you will continue to be perverted like this! However, in my eyes, you will always be a worthless waste."

After these words like a knife, the atmosphere of the whole classroom became a little depressed and agitated. All the students were so excited that they were about to climax, and they moved their bodies involuntarily, making all kinds of small sounds.

Although I knew Luo Shuang, a beautiful homeroom teacher, was not easy to mess with, but I had never seen her lose her temper so much. These words were enough to make people hit the wall several times.

In the quiet atmosphere, the smell of gunpowder permeated.

The faces of the students were full of gloating smiles, and they looked at Zhang Long excitedly, waiting to see the scene where this awesome pervert burst into tears and then hit the wall.

However, Zhang Long let them down.

He didn't hit the wall, nor did he show any signs of anger, but his sleepy eyes became more awake.

After a pause, Zhang Long blinked, looked at Luo Shuang suspiciously and said, "Teacher, did you forget to take your medicine, or did your aunt leak it? Did I offend you?"

"Wow!"

The whole classroom was in a commotion again, all the students shrank back a little, and Nuo Wan'er on the side opened her mouth wide open, exaggeratedly, as if her jaw was about to drop.

How dare you talk to Teacher Luo Shuang like that, you're going to die!

Zhang Long wanted to give Luo Shuang some face, after all, he is a teacher.But as a teacher insulting a student so unscrupulously, my uncle can bear it, and my aunt can't bear it anymore. Fortunately, I have practiced it. If it was someone else's mentality, I would have had a caesarean.

"You..." On the podium, Luo Shuang was out of breath, raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Zhang Long, and said out of breath: "Could it be, did I say something wrong? You can't do things that are offensive , what else?"

Luo Shuang was really going to explode with anger, her domineering chest heaved violently, like a balloon that was about to explode, and her fair and flawless pretty face was twisted into an extremely ferocious look.

I have never seen such an unscrupulous student, not only committing death, but committing crimes!
"I can also play the piano." Zhang Long raised his eyebrows, looked up at the sky, and said proudly, shaking his right leg, as if being able to play the piano was such an amazing skill.

The classroom suddenly fell into a deadly silence, and then, it erupted completely!

"Puchi." Nuo Wan'er was the first to be amused, and then directly squatted on the ground clutching her stomach, "Giggle... haha... ouch..."

The cute and innocent Nuo Wan'er laughed like a dog.

Then, the whole classroom let out depressive laughter again and again, and everyone looked at Zhang Long like a pen, until they couldn't bear it anymore, and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

Luo Shuang also laughed, silently, with only an upward curve at the corner of her mouth. She looked at Zhang Long playfully, as if what Zhang Long just said had already defeated him.

play the piano?Is this a specialty?Dare to show off?Who wouldn't!

In this era of technological explosion and the rise of martial arts, playing the piano is just a plaything for children.Or many years ago, playing the piano was a very high-end skill, and a man who could play the piano could recruit a large number of girls to admire, but now, if you play the piano to a girl, the girl will just leave a blank look and walk away!

Especially at Kewu University, this point is even more intense. The students who come here are all fighter jets in the plane. Who can't play music a few times?This is an essential skill for cultivating sentiment and improving realm.

Celebrities are no longer popular, but you still dare to use playing the piano as your specialty?Live in the old days!
More importantly, the students of Kewu University are all here for the most cutting-edge science and technology and the most mysterious martial arts. If you want to play piano and music here, it is almost like a sow entering a dragon's lair!

Basically, all skills that have nothing to do with science and martial arts will be mercilessly despised in this school.

What's more, a big man is playing the piano like a sissy... The students suddenly felt that Zhang Long had ruined the last sign of a man, and he was even more useless.

"Okay." On the podium, Luo Shuang said, with a brighter smile, "Since you take playing the piano as your specialty, you must play it better than others. I really want to appreciate it and see if you can play the piano or not. cotton."

"Stretching cotton? Haha..."

The students laughed even more unscrupulously, leaning forward and back together, the whole classroom was like a sea swept by a storm, it was so chaotic, it was almost peeing with laughter.

All of a sudden, Zhang Long was not calm anymore. How could he play the piano? He said so because of the piano card in his body, but the problem was that he didn't have the slightest confidence in the card issued by the Zhijian system.

"Hey, death is cheap, is your zither card reliable? What level, can it shock these people? If not, I might as well run away with my tail between my legs." Blinking his eyes again and again, Zhang Long said anxiously. asked in my heart.

"Cut," the little girl rolled her eyes, and she was also looking at these mocking guys in all directions through Zhang Long's eyes, holding a pair of small arms, and said disdainfully: "Don't worry, blind their dog eyes! Let your Deser's second class teacher, get ready for the piano!"

Zhang Long breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that Zhizhijian was so confident. He continued to raise his neck, pointed his nostrils at Luo Shuang, and said leisurely, "Teacher, prepare the piano."