God level funny comparison system

"Who are you?" A dozen or so people looked at Zhang Long unkindly, and the rough man headed by asked.

"Your father!" Zhang Long scolded without integrity, making the dead in the sea of ​​knowledge roll their eyes, and scolded Zhang Long for being in the university for nothing and having no quality.

Zhang Long covered his face, and the cloth strips torn from his thighs were rough and rough, and it looked messy and stupid when covering his face.

The complexions of the dozen or so people suddenly turned gloomy, and He Sui was also full of astonishment. Judging from his aura, this kid’s cultivation was only at the stage of psychic powers. Among the dozen or so people present, there were two psychic powers, and the rest were also at the stage of psychic powers. At the peak of the psychic period, although he is not a powerful figure in the Tiansha Continent, it is more than enough to deal with the young boy in front of him. More importantly, why did he save himself.

"Stinky boy, I don't have time to take care of you right now. Get out if you are sensible. Look at your virtue. You don't even have a complete set of clothes, so you dare to come out to spoil my good deeds? Get out, want to rob and find someone else, be careful to lose it." My life!" Taking a deep breath, the big man suppressed the anger in his heart, thinking that there was a beautiful woman behind him waiting for him to play with, so he didn't intend to waste time with Zhang Long.

"Aha!" Zhang Long shook his right leg and laughed, "My son scolded me!"

"Shua!" The big man's face was gloomy again, and the rest of his companions also clenched their fists, the temperature plummeted, and a cold killing intent permeated the air.

"Looking for death!" After being scolded twice by an unknown boy, the big man finally couldn't hold back, and rushed up. A large skull knife appeared in his hand, with black and red patterns flickering, and bloody skulls flowed on the handle. Glowing with blood, it was lifelike, and the eerie aura instantly exploded.

"Damn it! Steal Lao Tzu's lines!" Zhang Long snarled and rushed out.

"Whoosh... Kacha!" The speed of the two people was extremely fast, and they saw a large piece of rubble rising from the fairly flat ground, and two black shadows flashed and collided straightly.

There was a violent cracking sound, and a big fire rushed between the two of them. The moment the fire started, it rolled around with the exploding black and red energy, spread tens of meters into the void, and then gradually dissipated and became invisible.

The scene suddenly fell into silence. Everyone frowned and looked at the back of their boss.

Both Zhang Long and the big man stopped moving, the big man's tall back blocked Zhang Long, people couldn't see what was going on between them.

"Hiss..." After a pause of one or two seconds, a bright red gap appeared from the top of the big man's head, spreading straight down like flowing water, and pierced through his body in the blink of an eye. The flame burned in it, splitting the big man in two.

"Puchi!" There was another muffled sound, and a ball of flames fell from between the two of them and landed on the ground between the big man's legs. In the flames was half a ghost head knife, the whole metal was already burning, and it was constantly burning. There was a chirping sound.

"Hiss..." Seeing this scene, everyone gasped.

"Boom!" Before they could react, the big man's body suddenly exploded into a fire from the inside out, and when the flames were extinguished, everything returned to ashes.

"Damn it! You underestimated me, that's the end." Zhang Long raised his hand and slapped the flying sparks, and cursed with a grin.

With Zhang Long's current cultivation base at the psychic stage, coupled with the abnormal energy purity, coupled with the scorching flame demon sword and domineering martial arts, at the same level of cultivation, he is absolutely invincible. It's like playing.

"Hula!" With a wave of the huge sword, the black and red tip of the sword pointed straight ahead, Zhang Long shouted: "Let that girl go, someone will come at me!"

The voice is domineering and awe-inspiring, and it is definitely a standard line for a hero to save the beauty.

The Scorching Flame Demon Sword was burning with red flames, sixteen azure crystals flickered, matched with Zhang Long's upright figure, even He Sui, who rarely looked directly at the man, was a little blurred for a moment.

"Come on, let's go together, cut this brat!" The only remaining red-haired martial artist at the stage of power shouted viciously. After finishing speaking, he raised his long sword and charged forward. Except for the two men, the rest also rushed up.

"Oh, it's not challenging." Zhang Long shook his head and sighed lazily, seeing the slightly clumsy movements of the people running.

Compared with the martial arts released by the Zhijian system, these people's body skills are indeed very clumsy. After all, from the appearance of their clothes, these people are homeless people on the Tiansha Continent.

"The spirit snake crosses the grass!"

"Shh!"

When everyone ran to more than ten meters away, Zhang Long's figure disappeared in a flash.

"噗噜咟..." The sound of metal passing through flesh and blood.With the improvement of his cultivation base, this move of "Spiritual Snake Crossing the Grass" is also very different from the past. Among the crowd, Zhang Long's figure is constantly shuttling in the void and flashing. Zhang Long suddenly disappeared in place again, leaving only a complete phantom.

Almost in the blink of an eye, Zhang Long's real person reappeared at the place where he was standing before, as if he had never moved, only the phantoms left by Zhang Long were scattered all over the rushing crowd, like a clone. There is an enemy standing next to the phantom.

The enemies had all froze and stared at Zhang Long with horror and puzzlement. They couldn't figure out that there was such a nosy person with such a weird cultivation base in Tiansha Continent.

"Plop, plop..." Then, everyone who rushed up fell down one after another. After falling to the ground, flames erupted from their bodies, sparks shot out, and they were wiped out in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Long stepped up and walked towards the last four people carrying He Sui.

"Boom!" Seeing Zhang Long approaching, the four people's eyes trembled, they let go of their hands in unison, and then turned around and ran. They ran so fast, and in the blink of an eye, there were only four billows of dust and mist rolling around, and the people had disappeared.

He Sui fell to the ground abruptly, but didn't feel any pain, but looked straight at Zhang Long who was walking over.

"Girl, are you okay?" Zhang Long bent down. Although his mouth was invisible because of the mask, he could still see his gentle smile from his bent eyes, and his voice was magnetic.

"Dogs can't change eating shit." In the sea of ​​consciousness, he cursed so cheaply.

Zhang Long's expression didn't change, but he rolled his eyes in his heart and said, "How many times have I said this, this is the true color of a man, the true color, the original color, don't you understand! Besides, I have no color, what I call Be polite, shouldn't you be polite when you treat beautiful women?"

"Don't talk to me, I'm too lazy to talk to you." Shi Zhijian also rolled his eyes, laying his head up in the void and getting ready to sleep.

Zhang Long ignored it, and continued to concentrate on looking at the woman lying on the ground in a daze.

After a pause for a few seconds, He Sui finally came to his senses, struggling to stand up, Zhang Long quickly raised his hand, gently grabbed the beautiful woman's wrist, and helped her up.

"You, why did you save me?" Standing in front of Zhang Long, He Sui looked at Zhang Long vigilantly, and then smiled coquettishly, "Hehe, do you think the same as those bastards, wanting to be with me..." said Then, she raised her white hand, stroked along Zhang Long's ear, and then suddenly pinched the cloth strip on Zhang Long's face.

Just when He Sui was about to tear off the strip of cloth, Zhang Long suddenly raised his hand, grabbed her wrist, and with a little force, He Sui frowned in pain, and automatically let go of the strip of cloth.

"Beauty, you misunderstood me, am I that kind of person? My name is Zhang... Lei Feng, I have been kind since I was a child, so I saved you." Zhang Long didn't intend to tell this strange woman his real name. Life is different from Yutian Xing's kind and innocent place, so it's better to be cautious, not to mention that my current situation is not ideal.

"Pretend... Zhang, Lei Feng?" He Sui narrowed his eyes and mumbled these words with difficulty, "What a strange name."

For her, the earth name Zhang Long is of course a bit of a mouthful.

"It's Lei Feng, not Zhang Lei Feng, let alone pretending to be Lei Feng." Zhang Long raised his eyebrows.

"That's not important, what's important is that you said you saved me because of kindness?" He Sui smiled suddenly, with a coquettish attitude, the flowers and branches trembling, exuding a strong, dizzying fragrance, like some kind of demonic nature Similarly, it is very easy to arouse people's inner impulse.

However, Zhang Long really wasn't in that mood this time, and even less in the mood to do that kind of thing with a ruthless and ruthless demon spirit. He really offered a helping hand this time because he couldn't bear it.

"Yes!" Zhang Long said seriously, "You may not know me very well. When I was young, our teacher said that my biggest shortcoming was that I was too kind, and predicted that I would suffer from being too kind in the future. Later, this prophecy became reality, and will continue to do so.”

"Wow..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, he turned around and vomited, "Zhang Long, you are so disgusting, you are so narcissistic and wretched!"

"Damn it, don't spit in my head." Zhang Long cursed in his heart.

"Giggle..." He Sui laughed, and the branches of her laughter trembled wildly, as if she had heard the most ridiculous joke in the world. She deliberately moved forward a step, so that her puffy breasts with exquisite curves were close to Zhang Long's. arms, winking eyes like silk, and asked in a sweet and numb voice: "Kindness? What is kindness? You mean, you really don't have any other purpose in saving me? Didn't you want to put me... under you? Use me to threaten my father?"

"Of course not, there is no purpose." Zhang Long is still very calm, he still likes traditional girls in his bones.

"If that's the case, can I go?" He Sui's eyes flashed a hint of mischief, and he actually had a good impression of this strange and seemingly stupid guy in his heart.

On the Tiansha Continent, there are still people who understand the word kindness, they are out of their minds.

"You can go. Goodbye." Zhang Long nodded solemnly, and then he was extremely arrogant, cold and unrestrained, flung his hair suavely, and strode towards his original route.

As for He Sui, seeing Zhang Long who really left just like that, he frowned all of a sudden.