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But Zhang Long couldn't walk anymore, Han Xiaole's kick exposed a long leg outside the quilt.

Even in the dark, you can vaguely see the jade-like firm skin and the faint muscle lines, which are more powerful and attractive than the gentle little woman.

"Don't...look...lah." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl shouted, wishing she could go up and grab Zhang Long's ears, she really can't change eating shit.

"Yeah...color is emptiness, and emptiness is color..." Zhang Long nodded repeatedly, and after silently reciting a few Buddhist scriptures in his heart, he barely calmed down, looked away with difficulty, and quietly crawled under the bed.

Then, another few minutes of silence.

"Zhang Long, what are you doing?" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl suddenly put on an expression of wanting to hit someone, and asked angrily.

"No reason." Zhang Long said absently, but kept scratching his ears and cheeks, blinking his eyes again and again, as if he was distracted at first sight.

"No reason?" The little girl was depressed, and looked up at the void of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, where there was a long leg imagined by Zhang Long, then the little girl looked away again, her face darkened, and said: "Zhang Long, are you really It’s hopeless, do you want me to turn you into Dongfang Invincible?”

"Don't mind." Zhang Long quickly interrupted, "I'm trying to control it. But I just can't control it!"

"..."

"No, I have to help her cover the quilt, otherwise I won't be able to calm down." After a few seconds, Zhang Long made another decision.

So Zhang Long crawled out from under the bed again, and carefully helped Han Xiaole cover her long legs.

Standing by the bed, looking at Han Xiaole sleeping soundly, Zhang Long breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "It still looks safe like this."

After finishing speaking, he sat down on the bed in satisfaction.

The little girl in the Sea of ​​Consciousness just watched Zhang Long doing all this in a daze, with a dull expression, feeling that the three views had been subverted, the man really relied on the bottom to think about problems.

After returning to the bottom of the bed, Zhang Long recited "color is emptiness" in his heart for a long time, and finally shattered the illusion of long legs in his mind, and then covered his mouth with one hand, closed his eyes and rested, not daring to sleep It is too heavy, just close your eyes and rest your mind, for fear of falling asleep and snoring.

In the quiet night, Han Xiaole's snoring made Zhang Long feel as if he was sleeping next to a lion that might violently eat people at any time, nervous and exciting.

To pass the time, he also thought about it, the little girl is right, this task seems to be unscrupulous, but it is of great significance, and it can really test a person's patience and calmness, and these two things, really It is a magic weapon to defeat the enemy.

Zhang Long couldn't help but feel that every task of the Zhijian system is not as simple as it appears on the surface, but contains profound meanings, so it should be summed up carefully.

Han Xiaole didn't get up all night until it was dark.

The alarm clock on Han Xiaole's bedside table rang punctually. Amidst the clattering sound, Han Xiaole bounced off the bed like a spring. When she opened her eyes, there was a superb gaze in her eyes, which was completely different from ordinary people. Ordinary people When waking up, there is a buffer stage of sleepy eyes, but Han Xiaole can completely wake up the brain in an instant.

This is a habit developed over the years.

Although Han Xiaole is still young, he has already participated in several wars organized by the Martial Arts Federation, real wars.On the battlefield, there is no time for you to buffer, and a second of slow reaction may kill you.

Putting on clothes, washing face, brushing teeth, and grooming, Han Xiaole took less than 10 minutes to get everything done.Then she took the whistle from under the pillow and strode out the door.

Under the bed, Zhang Long watched all this from beginning to end. It was not until Han Xiaole went out that his suspended heart finally relaxed.

"Assembly... whistle..."

Han Xiaole's sharp voice echoed in the courtyard with the sound of the whistle.

After hearing a bang, Zhang Long crawled out from under the bed, leaned over the window and saw that it was Han Xiaole who kicked open the door of the student dormitory.

With a roll of his eyes, Zhang Long seized the opportunity, snatched the door away, and closed the door without leaving any clues. There was already a rattling sound in the student dormitory. It should be that the students were forcibly forced by Han Xiaole. As soon as he got up, Zhang Long took this opportunity to detour to the toilet.

The sky is only getting brighter, and the sun has not yet risen. Even though it is midsummer, it is very cool at this time.

Lying by the wall of the toilet, enduring the pungent smell, Zhang Long peeked in the direction of the dormitory.The door of the dormitory has been opened, and Han Xiaole can be seen brutally throwing the quilt of the classmate who was lying on the bed on the ground.

Soon, most of the students got up and put on their clothes as quickly as possible, for fear that Han Xiaole's whip would fall on them, but Han Xiaole walked to Zhang Long's bed at this time.

The bed was neatly made, and the quilt was not opened.

Han Xiaole narrowed his eyes, his eyes moved, and fell on the face of Xiang Chaoyang, who had already got off the bed and stood aside, "Where's Zhang Long?"

"Ah?" Xiang Chaoyang couldn't help being startled, turned his handsome eyes, and said slowly: "It seems, I seem to have gone to the toilet."

"Go to the toilet?" Han Xiaole frowned, doubting, "Do I need to fold the quilt to go to the toilet?"

"Why can't I just fold the quilt when I go to the toilet?" Zhang Long's voice came, and the whole dormitory fell silent. Everyone's eyes turned to the door, and they saw Zhang Long walking in in a grand manner.

Han Xiaole also turned her head, and when she saw Zhang Long's face, she remembered what happened yesterday, but she couldn't attack because of the leader's warning, but her beautiful eyes shot murderous eyes, and said coldly: "You think Will I still believe you? Say, what did you do?"

Zhang Long blinked, with an inexplicable expression on his face, glanced around the crowd, then looked at Han Xiaole and said, "Instructor, didn't you hear? Go to the toilet."

"Still pretending!" Han Xiaole took a deep breath, "Do you need to fold the quilt to go to the toilet? Are you so diligent?"

"Wahhaha..." Zhang Long suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly, "Why can't I be so diligent? Besides, I knew you would come to this sudden attack, so I didn't open the quilt all night, am I smart? , so I don't have to make the quilt. Wahaha..."

Zhang Long laughed more and more wildly, and all the students couldn't help frowning. This kid really healed his scar and forgot the pain. If he dared to be so presumptuous, wouldn't he be afraid of being violently beaten by this savage female instructor?

In fact, Zhang Long didn't want to be so public, but when he saw Han Xiaole, he remembered the water glass still left in her room, and couldn't help laughing.

Han Xiaole's face was darkened by the smile, his jade hands were tightly clenched, and a cold murderous aura was automatically exuded from his body.

"Gudong." Chen Siyu on the side swallowed, trotted to Han Xiaole's side and said, "Instructor, don't be so fussy with him, you know, he has a bad brain."

"Fuck off!" Zhang Long raised his leg and kicked Chen Siyu.

"Hiss... Phew..." Han Xiaole took a deep breath, the student was right, and he didn't need to be like a psychopath.

She looked back at Xiang Chaoyang and said, "Are you sure he went to the bathroom just now?"

If it were someone else, Han Xiaole would not ask so many questions, but Zhang Long is different. In her eyes, Zhang Long is now a big liar, cheating the bastard of her first kiss, and she does not believe that Zhang Long will really be able to sleep at night. No quilt, so she just wanted to make sure.

Hearing this, Xiang Chaoyang looked at Zhang Long, and the two looked at each other, their eyes flickering, conveying information that only the two of them knew. Immediately, Xiang Chaoyang raised his head and chest, and said seriously: "Yes instructor, I remember Yes, he did go to the bathroom, I remember hearing him borrow toilet paper from me in my sleep."

"Borrowing toilet paper?" Han Xiaole frowned, his eyes fell on Zhang Long's face, and there was deep disgust in his beautiful eyes, it was too unhygienic.

The corner of Zhang Long's mouth twitched into a wicked smile, and he gave Xiang Chaoyang a thumbs up, but just as he raised his thumb, Xiang Chaoyang said another sentence.

"But don't worry, the instructor, I didn't lend it to him."

Zhang Long's face turned black all of a sudden, isn't this just taking off his pants and farting, adding to the superfluity? People no longer doubt him, so what else to say.

Sure enough, Han Xiaole narrowed his eyes to look at Zhang Long again, followed his face to see his waist, looked at him again, and said with a playful smile: "Zhang Long, you are talking nonsense, even though I was not here yesterday afternoon, But I also know that someone has sent you daily necessities, how come you don't have toilet paper?"

"Cough..." Zhang Long coughed a little guilty, and said in a hurry: "Well, I had diarrhea last night and I used up all of it, so I have to borrow it."

The rest of the students just watched, with various expressions, some holding back their smiles, and some staring at Zhang Long without anger, wishing that Han Xiaole would quickly expose this kid and beat him up violently, but even knowing that Zhang Long had a good night They didn't dare to expose it in person before they returned. The picture of Zhang Longzheng's gorilla had already deeply frightened everyone.

"But you didn't borrow it." Han Xiaole's pretty face turned cold again. What Zhang Long said was false and true, it was really strange, and she became more and more suspicious.