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"Xiaolong, are you alright?" Seeing Zhang Long screaming in pain, Mo Xue couldn't help but feel distressed, so she hurriedly jumped over and asked worriedly.

After being separated for many years, Mo Xue misses Zhang Long even more than Zhang Long, but as a mother, she doesn't want to show these weaknesses for fear of affecting Zhang Long's mind.

Originally, she didn't want to be angry with Zhang Long, but along the way, she found that there were so many girls around Zhang Long, big and small, they could form a platoon.

What Mo Xue hates the most is people who are playful. She doesn't want her son to become like this. Along with this, she began to wonder whether Zhang Long's father, Zhang Tiande, has been as promiscuous as Zhang Long for so many years, so he got more and more serious. Think about it and get angrier.

It's a pity that if she saw Zhang Tiande, she would find that after years of longing, Zhang Tiande had already changed into a different person, more like Mo Xue, and not the smooth-talking playboy he was when he was young.

It is rumored that if a person misses another person too much and cannot meet each other, he can only imagine her laughing, crying, and every move in his mind. Over time, the brain will instinctively turn these behaviors into One's own behavior, in severe cases, may also lead to schizophrenia, completely turning one's self into the person he misses.

If Zhang Long still remembered his unsmiling and cold mother when he was a child, he would find that Mo Xue's occasional eccentric smile is very similar to Zhang Tiande when he was young.

This is the side effect of the pain of lovesickness. It will slowly transform two people who miss each other into each other's appearance. The so-called husband and wife relationship may be caused by this.

"Hey." Looking at the worried mother in front of him, Zhang Long smiled immediately, the pain on his face disappeared, and he didn't feel any pain at all.

"Mom, I'm fine. With my body, let alone a whip, it's fine to chop it up with a knife. It can't even hurt the hair. Look, it's nothing serious."

Zhang Long pointed to the skin that had just been whipped and said, there was not even a trace left on it.

"You're lying again!" Mo Xue took a deep breath and cursed while rolling her eyes.

"Haha... Instinct, it's completely instinct." Zhang Long laughed and was about to stand up.

"Who told you to stand up! Kneel down for me, the matter is not over yet!" Mo Xue became serious again, then got up and sat down on the sofa.

At this time, the charming girl behind the sofa folded her arms, stared at Zhang Long with a resentful expression, and said, "Mr. Zhang, I'm not good. In terms of appearance, stature and ability, I'm not as good as them. Can't you see me?"

"This girl, do you still have the face to say that?" Before Zhang Long could turn around, Mo Xue turned her head and shouted, looked at Xin Zhiyu and Victoria who were standing next to the charming girl, and said, "These two girls are you daughter?"

"Heck... that's right, eldest sister, you can tell from my daughter that my face must be naturally beautiful, and I have experience, so I will definitely serve your son comfortably, so please help me explain more Say something nice." Seeing Mo Xue's question, Mei Nu immediately said with a coquettish smile, she dared not offend her future mother-in-law.

"Shameless." Mo Xue rolled her eyes, "Sister, seeing how you speak, behave, dress, and come from a big family, why would you have such an idea? You are almost the same age as me, and the two daughters Mother, besides, do you want to marry my son with your two daughters? Absurd!"

"What's the big deal?" The charming girl curled her red lips, and said with a pursed mouth: "What age is this, isn't the fat and water going to outsiders? If only my two daughters and I can follow Mr. Zhang like this It is a great blessing in life, so why bother with any rigid etiquette."

"You..." Mo Xue's hands were trembling angrily, "Man? My son is only a boy, and thanks to you saying it, are you ashamed?"

"Wait!" Zhang Long raised his hand suddenly, interrupted Mo Xue, then stared at Mo Xue seriously and said, "Mom, I'm no longer a boy, I'm already a man, really! If you don't believe me, ask Yan Ran, Oh, and Yaxin..."

"Kneel down! Who told you to talk!" Mo Xue was a little dizzy. She hated flirtatious people the most in her life, but she gave birth to a son...a big tabby cat!
"Giggle...hehe..." Victoria and Xin Zhiyu laughed foolishly again, they were simply amused by Zhang Long being scolded, it is rare to see Zhang Long kneeling on the ground so obediently ah.

"Good mom." Zhang Long grinned, then lowered his head and remained silent.

Taking a deep breath, staring at Zhang Long with hatred, Mo Xue slowed down and said in a deep voice, "Say, what are you going to do with so many girls?"

"Cold salad." Zhang Long blurted out.

"Crack!" The whip hit his shoulder.

"Cough," Zhang Long coughed lightly, raised his hand to scratch his itchy shoulder and said, "Mom, you don't have to worry, it's fine if you get married."

"You are so beautiful!" Mo Xue jumped to her feet, "You, have you ever thought about the feelings of other girls? Don't they get jealous? You are not afraid that if they get angry, they will join forces and kill you while you are sleeping." You are cheating, do you know? Tiande, bastard, how do you educate your son, wait for me to see him, and see how I can fix him!"

Mo Xue was so angry that she was about to emit white smoke, and even Zhang Tiande was shot.

"Auntie, don't be angry, I, I don't mind." At this time, Lin Yanran intertwined her little hands and said timidly.

"Me too." Qi Yaxin nodded.

"If, if he doesn't dislike me, I can do whatever I want. As long as I can follow him." Liu Yueqing glanced at Mo Xue, then looked at Zhang Long, and said very firmly, as if Zhang Long was her master.

"Yeah, auntie, I don't mind, besides, what's the matter, anyway, I like to be with Brother Zhang Long, it doesn't matter if there are others." Victoria came over and shook Mo Xue's arm and said.

"I don't mind either, Auntie." Xin Zhiyu blinked her eyes and thought for a while.

"Look! They don't mind, so mom, you just..."

"shut up!"

Zhang Long wanted to say something again, but was interrupted fiercely by Mo Xue.

She opened her smooth and rosy lips, and wrinkled her face in an unbelievable way. She glanced at the group of women, and finally looked at Victoria and Xin Zhiyu and said, "Do you know what it means to be together? You know what it means to be together." Really together? How dare you say you don’t mind?”

"I know! Isn't it just to have a baby." Victoria nodded firmly.

Xin Zhiyu also nodded, expressing that she knew it too.

Mo Xue rolled her eyes, almost fainted, then closed her eyes, raised her hand to rub her temples, and muttered angrily, "It's all weird, you're all weird!"

"Ms. Mo Xue, it's really nothing. It's not advisable to be fiddly in love, but Xiaolong is different. He, he..."

Qin Yang and the others stood at the door, and didn't want to interrupt, but suddenly saw Zhang Long winking at them, motioning for everyone to help persuade his mother, so Qin Yang spoke, but after a few words, he said no. If you go on, a flirtatious heart is a flirtatious heart, and you can still say that black is white.

"That, Xiaolong, he..." Turning his eyes, Qin Yang really didn't know how to explain, so he quickly pulled Zhao Hai next to him.

"Yes, Brother Long is kind, he has been kind since he was a child!" Zhao Hai suddenly took over the words, and said impassionedly, "Ms. Mo, think about it, this kind person is sentimental and soft-hearted, just like what the Buddhists said Love all living beings, you see that Brother Long is so good, it is normal to be liked by girls, but although the kind-hearted Brother Long knows that he has a bad heart, he can't bear to refuse, and he is afraid of leaving a psychological shadow on them, so he can only sacrifice himself and take risks. I agreed to all the dangers of exhaustion, death, and the danger of being infamous. As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell, Brother Long, this is definitely a fearless dedication!"

At the end, Zhao Hai also made a posture like a great man, pointing to the sky with one hand, patted his chest with the other, his eyes were piercing, and he was as determined as a strong man would never return.

After Zhao Hai finished speaking, Xia Qingtian and Xiang Chaoyang all gave him a thumbs up. Damn, what he said was definitely professional.

Even Zhang Long was stunned by what he said, and he blushed a little. There was a feeling of pretending to sacrifice Xiaojia for everyone, and he admired Zhao Hai's mouth.

Mo Xue also grinned, looking at Zhao Hai's appearance, her beautiful eyes were blank, although Zhao Hai's words made Mo Xue have the urge to beat him to death with a slipper, but when she thought about it carefully, the words were rough but not rough ah!

Shaking her head again, Mo Xue decided not to pay attention to this matter. Although she hated this kind of distracted life, no one would like it. Money is hard to buy, and I am willing. Besides, my son has grown up Well, he can't help but take advantage of this momentum and ask some more serious questions.

"Okay, I don't care about these things with you, I'm asking you, how did you become like that when you were fighting with the sect master?" Mo Xue frowned, and her eyes fell on Zhang Long's face again, with a gleam in her eyes. Worried, that was the question she wanted to ask the most.

The rest of the people also regained their energy all of a sudden. They also wanted to know that Zhang Long's previous appearance was really terrible. Even though there are many people in the room now, when they think of those blood-red eyes and distorted face, they feel a chill in their hearts. cold.