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Zhang Long was originally a son of a rich family, a real second-generation rich man, and he was also at the level of a beautiful woman in Xiangche, but after meeting the deadly cheap, all this changed. Relying on parents and anyone else, it is also said that this is a long-term task, and it must be carried out unswervingly to the end.

As a result, Zhang Long suddenly changed his gender. He never asked his father for a penny, and returned all the credit cards to his father. There was no way. At that time, he was really afraid of being called a fool.

On the contrary, Zhang Long's father was shocked by Zhang Long's actions for several days, and even observed Zhang Long in a voyeuristic way. Zhang Long's behavior was so abnormal that Zhang Long's father thought that his only son I actually went to Thailand.

From now on, you have to rely on yourself instead of using my credit card?Even if I beat you to death, I wouldn't believe it. You are my son, and I still don't know you?

With this mentality, Zhang Long's father observed Zhang Long for a long time, and after confirming that Zhang Long was still the same Zhang Long and had not turned into a transvestite, Zhang Long's father laughed like crazy, Leaning back and forth with a smile, he patted Zhang Long's shoulder heavily and said, "Good boy, you finally got the hang of it, and you know how to rely on yourself. Dad supports you mentally."

"Support your sister!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes and left, but after more than ten seconds, his dad suddenly ran out the door, kicked Zhang Long to the ground, and yelled: "Stinky boy, I My sister is your little aunt! Even if you dare to scold your little aunt, you really can't succeed!"

Ever since, Zhang Long, who had just been repaired by the dead, was repaired by his father again.

Fortunately, after more than three months of continuous blows, Zhang Long's mentality has reached the point of abnormality, thick-skinned bullets can't pierce through, and his heart is as tough as a lunatic in a mental hospital. Thinking, maybe there is nothing in this world that can make him restless.

But soon, he felt that he was wrong!
……

"Crunch, crunch."

Zhang Long set off on the road on that bicycle that was buzzing everywhere except the bell.

The sun is shining, the sky is blue, there is no wind and no clouds, really good weather.

The streets are full of traffic and crowds.

Then Zhang Long appeared on a bicycle, and the whole road became restless.

More and more people discovered Zhang Long's face, which was quite handsome but had already caused a sensation all over the country.Today, Zhang Long's handsome face is as eye-catching as the tallest landmark building in Jiangcheng City.

The screeching sound of "噗噸哔哔哔" came, and the whole street fell into chaos without warning, as if the end was approaching.Countless car windows were rolled down, countless heads poked out, and countless eyes focused on Zhang Long's face.

If the gaze is real, then the sky at this moment must be full of swords, lights and swords.

The whole street came to a complete standstill after a few minutes, and the chaotic scene disappeared, as if it had been frozen in a photo. Only Zhang Long and his bicycle continued to stride forward in the rising sun.

Perverts appear, and the crowd is excited!
"Isn't that the pervert?"

"Yes, it was him. He recovered very quickly. Why wasn't he killed?"

"This guy came out of a mental hospital."

"Brother, awesome, where is the stick, why didn't you bring it out today?"

"Sao Nian, the medicine can't be stopped!"

People stopped to watch, chattered, and began to shout at Zhang Long. The undisguised sarcasm in the language already regarded Zhang Long as the highest level of fool.

People who have never been on a big stage will definitely not be able to bear this feeling of attention. Let alone Zhang Long is not a star, even if those first-line stars are present, they will definitely collapse in this atmosphere, because those tens of thousands His eyes are not looking at the worship of idols, but at the stimulation and ridicule of idiots and perverts.

The morning sun was like blood, the breeze was blowing willows, and the colorful streets were clogged with dense traffic of people and vehicles. Zhang Long, who was the focus of all these, suddenly had a strange feeling.

He felt that the way he flickered and waited for the bicycle was not riding a bicycle, but like mating with a sow. Otherwise, how could the eyes of these people be so excited?That yelling sound was like being beaten with chicken blood!
Therefore, Zhang Long, who thought he was invulnerable to all poisons, was not calm anymore.

"Hehe." Looking at the countless gazes from all directions, Zhang Long smiled, then raised his head higher, took a deep breath, his eyes suddenly widened, and he shouted fiercely.

"What are you looking at? Look at your sister! Have you never seen a handsome guy?"

While stepping on the bicycle vigorously, Zhang Long roared, his face was ferocious, as if he had fallen into madness.

The anger that had been pent up in his heart for a long time was completely aroused by the sharp eyes of the crowd.

"I'm an idiot, I'm a pervert, I'm a bastard, what's wrong? Laugh at me, laugh at me as much as you want, ahaha! Let the storm come more violently!"

The more Zhang Long laughed, the more arrogant he became, and he even shook his head chicly, making his not very long hair flutter confidently.

This is a fearless, and... broken attitude!

After a heart-piercing roar, the crowds and traffic in all directions froze suddenly.

As the wind blows by, people feel a chill in their hearts, their eyes are dull, their mouths are wide open, and their three views are completely subverted. They have seen nerves, but they have never seen nerves to such an extent. It is amazing!
People suddenly felt a little sad again, and there was a trace of sympathy in their horrified eyes. They thought that Zhang Long's cry was not only anger, but more, it was a mental patient's complaint against this normal world that couldn't understand him!
"Look! Let me get out of the way!" After a short pause, Zhang Long raised his hand again, pointing at the congested traffic ahead and roaring.

In an instant, there was a crashing sound, like the tide surging!All the vehicles panicked, and the countless heads poking out retracted in unison. Whether it was a rich man or a dick, they all started their cars at the fastest speed, and leaned towards both sides of the road in unison, as if hiding Avoiding Zhang Long like the plague, lest he can't avoid it.

You're all so nervous, let's save some face!
As a result, an avenue of stars appeared in front of Zhang Long. Zhang Long raised his head and looked down at the crowd with contemptuous eyes. Then he pedaled his bicycle and swaggered across the avenue.

That majesty, as if the king came to the world, the common people were silent, their eyes were full of horror, even a police car on the side of the road curled up in a corner and did not dare to move!
Relying on his incomparable perverted title, Zhang Long felt as if he had entered nowhere along the way, the traffic gave way and the crowd stopped.

In history, this is the most time-saving time for Zhang Long to walk on the way to school, and there is also a feeling of being awed by everyone.

"Damn, it seems that no matter what you do, it's awesome to do it to the extreme." After calming down, Zhang Long looked back at the crowd and traffic that were still dumbfounded, watching him leave. sighed.

Soon, he came to the school.

The grand main entrance was open, and above the huge white gatehouse were four vigorous gilded characters... University of Science and Technology.

Although Jiangcheng City is only a second-tier city in China, it also has quite a few universities, the most famous of which are Kewu University and Huajie University, like the Women's Aristocratic Academy before, although the background of the students is also great, but Compared with the strength of these two universities, it is still a little worse.

These two universities are not only famous in Jiangcheng City, but also among the best in the entire Huaxia Kingdom, and the most direct reason is the special teaching methods of these two universities.

These two universities have not risen for a long time. The fields that students study are the most cutting-edge academic knowledge in all major scientific fields. This alone is not comparable to other universities. After all, if you want to keep up with scientific progress in a timely manner The pace is not so easy.

And another reason that makes these two universities different is also very novel... In addition to imparting cutting-edge scientific knowledge in a timely manner, these two universities also set up martial arts at the same time!

This is currently the most popular subject in the world. It is mainly used to enhance students' physical fitness and stimulate the maximum potential of the human body to achieve another height that is completely different from science!
In layman's terms, it is martial arts, but it is definitely different from traditional martial arts. It combines traditional martial arts foundations with various practical fighting skills, and with the assistance of scientific analysis and research, pushes martial arts to a more advanced level. Rigorous and profound level.

This method of practicing martial arts is fundamentally different from the traditional practice of martial arts. In addition to traditional exercises, it has begun to gradually incorporate various high-tech methods such as physics, chemistry, and biology...

This discipline has been developed for more than 50 years. After countless wise and brave people continue to develop, it now has a very complete system and far-reaching development space.

However, these have nothing to do with Zhang Long.