God level funny comparison system

"Brother Long, do you dare to come out to carry the flag with your knowledge? Isn't your Zhang family a big family in Jiangcheng, and you don't even know about this drunken incense? Haha... good wine, this is, no matter how high your cultivation level is, the entrance is instant." Drunk. Many warriors can’t buy it with a lot of money.”

"Really?" Zhang Long blinked suddenly, then looked at the jade bottle in amazement, and said in amazement: "There is such a good thing, Brother Cang Lie is really good at it, I don't know where he got this wine. "

"Cough, cough cough..." Cang Lie was smiling happily, and when he heard this, his brain short-circuited, yes, this drunken incense is not something that ordinary people can get.

"Uh... that..." Cang Lie stopped laughing, but turned his eyes to look at the gorgeous lights on the roof, pondered for a long time before suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had thought of some excellent solution, he looked at Zhang Long excitedly and said: "Brother Long, I specially snatched this wine from the black market for you!"

Zhang Long frowned and remained silent.

Cang Lie became anxious immediately, afraid that Zhang Long would not believe it, he blinked his eyes quickly, his clumsy head was working to the limit, and he said again after a long time: "What I said is true. I was wandering around the black market with Luotian that day, and suddenly I saw someone selling this drunken incense at a high price. The price was so high. I didn’t know what was wrong at the time. Maybe it was because I had a good relationship with Brother Long. I suddenly thought that Brother Long loves to drink, and then I fell in love with brother Luotian. Grab this wine. Haha, we don’t have that much money, so we can only grab it for Brother Long.”

Hearing these words, Zhang Long couldn't complain anymore, he really wanted to slap Cang Lie's head open to see if it was hollow.

Just because of the word "suddenly" that appeared in his words, any human being whose IQ is higher than that of an animal will hear the abnormality. How can there be so many suddenness, and where can there be so many coincidences?
What's more, it's just the two of you who robbed things on the black market and came back intact. Damn, it's not as easy as dreaming.

"Wow, Brother Cang Lie really took great pains for me." With a moving smile on his face again, Zhang Long said sincerely.

"Haha..." Cang Lie was stunned for a moment, seeing the sincere emotion in Zhang Long's eyes, he was suddenly happy again, and while cursing Zhang Long for being an idiot, he took the stopper from the jade bottle and poured some into Zhang Long's cup, He smiled and said, "Brother Long, if you really appreciate me, try this bar first."

Zhang Long grinned, raised his sword eyebrows and said, "How can this be, this drunken incense is so precious, I want to drink it with the three of us."

"Drink, drink together, what are you talking about, I'm going to drink up these three bottles of Zui Shen Xiang today." Luo Tian encouraged, picked up the bottle again and poured all three bottles of Zui Shen Xiang into the wine glass.

But two taels of wine glasses, when three wine glasses came down, all three bottles of drunken incense were poured out.

"Come on, come on, do it!" Luotian couldn't hold back anymore, he wished to see Zhang Long drunk, and he was about to do it immediately after picking up the wine glass.

"Brother Luotian is good at drinking, this is a drunken fragrance, how dare you say it so boldly?" Zhang Long looked at Luotian with a smile and said.

Luotian's face turned red, his eyes rolled around, he knew what he said was outrageous, he quickly laughed dryly and said: "Are you happy, brother, of course you can only rest when you're drunk, Brother Long, why don't you show me this face? "

Seeing Luotian's confident smile, Zhang Long's eyes flashed coldly, he raised his cup, and said with a light smile, "Yes, of course, just do it."

As he said that, he glanced at Cang Lie again, Cang Lie was also full of joy, as if he was about to complete a great mission.

However, neither he nor Luotian noticed that there was already a faint chill in the tone of Zhang Long's last few words.

The three toasted and drank it all in one gulp.

The mellow drunken fragrance is as gentle as sweet spring, and there is a strong fragrance in it. It flows down the throat, as comfortable as wine flowing through the skin. However, when the drunken fragrance enters the stomach, a tyrannical wine The energy suddenly exploded.

Zhang Long suddenly felt a strong sense of dizziness rushing straight into his mind, he shook his head hastily, his consciousness shouted in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Death is so cheap, don't be dazed, help!"

"I know, it's just a drunken fragrance, and it's still hard to get the Burning Sword system, and I'm not afraid of poison." Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes in disdain, and after finishing speaking, he turned his head and winked at the darkness behind him, Then he raised his jade hand, and saw a rushing azure blue current flowing out, filling Zhang Long's body in an instant.

Different from the previous currents, this time the current is very gentle, more like pure energy, a trace of azure blue color quickly swims between the meridians, and penetrates the flesh and blood, but in the blink of an eye, the intoxicated spirit The surrounding area of ​​the fragrant liquid was completely covered by azure electric current.

The liquid of the drunken incense was blocked, stopped flowing, and could not even penetrate into the flesh and blood. Around the thin liquid, the blue brilliance kept approaching, and finally drowned all the drunken incense liquid, and then, among them The azure blue color became restless, and there was a slight crackling sound in the liquid, as if it was boiling.

If you look closely, you will find that after the pure drunken incense is fused with these azure currents, all the molecules of the drunken incense begin to decompose under the entangled electric lights, and all the molecules that imply the strong alcoholic power in it start to disintegrate. Broken and turned into useless ordinary particles, the powerful alcohol disappeared.

"Brother Long, what's wrong with you, Brother Long? Haha, are you drunk?"

Zhang Long's consciousness began to wake up slowly. When his eyes refocused, he found that Cang Lie and Luo Tian were staring at him excitedly, especially Cang Lie, whose bearded face was flushed red and his eyes The kind of excitement in the game is very fulfilling.

"Hmph, I thought it was so powerful. After drinking Zui Shen Xiang, why can't I still find Bei?" Luo Tian smiled fiercely, obviously he had already concluded that Zhang Long was drunk, so he was so unscrupulous.

Zhang Long smiled inwardly. Although he was awake, he deliberately pretended to be dizzy. He sat on the chair shaking and shaking, unable to lift his eyelids.

"Brother Long, I want to ask you something. Did your mother leave something in your house? Where is it now? Can you show it to us?"

At this moment, Cang Lie restrained his smile, and spoke with an orderly tone in his words.

Zhang Long remained calm, but his heart was instantly cold, and the fox's tail finally showed.

After inquiring about his mother again, and also caring about the things left by his mother, Zhang Long has been able to conclude that these two bastards are definitely members of the Tianmo sect.

Because, except for people from the Tianmo Sect, no one else would be so interested in the tragedy of the Zhang family, let alone mention his mother repeatedly.

Thinking of the bloody battle back then, and thinking of his mother who was already blurred, Zhang Long's heart burned with anger.

"You, what are you talking about? Me, my mother back then..." Zhang Long raised his hands and rubbed his temples, speaking intermittently, his eyes were hard to open, his voice was weak, and he really looked like he was drunk.

"If you think about it again, why didn't you leave anything behind? That thing is very important, and your mother must have given it to your Zhang family for safekeeping." Seeing Zhang Long speak, Cang Lie and Luotian were excited, and they pulled their chairs closer to Zhang Long. Long, asked persuasively.

Zhang Long thought of that washboard, and a new idea came to his mind. What these two guys were talking about, could it be that strange washboard.

The Tianmo sect cares so much about this washboard, is it possible that there is something special about this thing?
Anyway, Zhang Long didn't understand the washboard, so he might as well take the opportunity to get something from the two of them.

"Oh..." Suddenly, Zhang Long narrowed his eyes and sighed unsteadily: "I think, I think about it, my mother did leave one thing behind, which is a strange-looking washboard."

"Washboard?" Cang Lie and Luotian blinked and looked at each other, eyes full of doubts.

Looking at the expressions of the two from the corner of his eye, Zhang Long resignedly scolded the idiot in his heart, and then proactively reminded: "Well, that washboard looks very strange, and there are energy marks on it."

Of course, Zhang Long still said these words with an attitude of pretending to be drunk. Plinth, so just reminded a bit.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Long said this, the eyes of Cang Lie and Luo Tian lit up, and a look of ecstasy surged in their eyes.

"Stupid, that's Tianmo Qinmu, not a washboard! Haha..." Cang Lie raised his head and laughed loudly, and he didn't even call out Brother Long, he really had no fear.

"It really doesn't take much effort, hmph, you're nothing more than that." Luo Tian's sinister eyes fell on Zhang Long's face, and he smiled contemptuously.

Zhang Long endured it, thinking about the words "Tianmo Qinmu" in his mind.

No wonder that thing looked like a washboard. It turned out to be a piece of piano wood without strings. Thinking about the peculiarity of that piece of wood at this moment, Zhang Long suddenly realized that judging from the texture of this piece of piano wood and the structure of the energy matrix , if you add strings and play it with the violinist skill card, the lethality is absolutely extraordinary.

It can be said that this is a treasure.

"Brother Long, what are you waiting for? Since you have such a good thing, why don't you show it to us?" After a pause, Luo Tian raised his head and looked at Zhang Long playfully, when a sinister voice came out.

"Hehe... Brother, of course, I can give it to you, it's just a washboard. Wow..." Zhang Long raised his face with difficulty, said something drunk, and then pretended to vomit Look, stooped and stumbled out of the private room.