God level funny comparison system

"You bastard, I told you not to quarrel. My time is precious. Do you know how much my cultivation will be wasted every minute?" Standing up, she raised her finger and yelled at the classmate. Linglong's figure had extremely domineering and proud curves, and the waves were choppy.

The classmate smiled awkwardly, looked back at Zhang Long, and saw that Zhang Long showed no sign of anger, so he was relieved, shrank back again, made a silent movement to Nuo Wan'er, and stopped. Dare to say more.

"Ah, Brother Long, you are here!" Nuo Wan'er found Zhang Long, and immediately smiled.

Zhang Long opened his mouth wide in surprise, why did he suddenly change from a dead pervert to Brother Long?
The surrounding students also swallowed their saliva, wondering why Nuo Wan'er was so polite to Zhang Long today.

Suddenly, Nuo Wan'er jumped down from the table, stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Long's arm, twisted her exquisite and protruding figure, shook her head and pulled Zhang Long to the seat.

"Brother Long, do you think I have changed?" As soon as Zhang Long was pushed onto the seat, Nuo Wan'er happily shook her head, opened her arms, and spun around in front of Zhang Long.

Zhang Long narrowed his eyes, looked Nuo Wan'er up and down, and finally focused on Nuo Wan'er's swaying chest, and said leisurely: "It has become bigger?"

Nuo Wan'er stopped immediately, looked at Zhang Long, then lowered her head to look at her chest with her big eyes fluttering, and immediately her little face became impatient, and she pursed her lips and said, "Oh, it's not here, I mean, has my cultivation changed?"

Nuo Wan'er spoke calmly, as if being teased by Zhang Long staring at her chest was not a big deal, all the students around wiped off their cold sweat and sighed to herself what a strange girl she was.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes, and while taking out the pillow from the table, he said, "I'm not interested in your cultivation. I'm sleepy, go to sleep."

After finishing speaking, he fell headlong into the white pillow, preparing to spend the morning in his sleep.

Staring at Zhang Long in a daze, Nuo Wan'er bounced back to her seat, dragged her small face with a pair of small hands, and looked at Zhang Long without blinking her big eyes.

She was very happy, with a happy smile on her small face all the time.

Zhang Long opened one eye, looked at Nuo Wan'er's straight eyes, and said impatiently, "Excuse me, do I have words on my head?"

"No." Nuo Wan'er shook her head seriously, paused, she smiled more mysteriously, and said, "Brother Long, I suddenly discovered that you are a very good person. So, I decided to replace Sister Yanran as your Girlfriend, you can call me when you need me, but not these days, I need to practice."

"Ah..." Zhang Long opened his mouth wide, and the saliva in his mouth was spreading.

"You still look a bit decadent. It's because of Sister Yanran. Don't worry, I'm a biology student. I understand what you're thinking. Don't you just need a woman to help you vent? I can help you with my hands." Nuo Wan Er said again, speaking seriously, "I heard that when men do that kind of thing, they will be in a good mood. Hee hee, am I very good?"

As she said that, Nuo Wan'er raised a pair of white and tender little hands and moved them up and down quickly in front of Zhang Long a few times, and bent her little hands into a C shape on purpose.

"Hey!" Zhang Long just sat up, and fell headlong on the pillow again. The students around him also opened their mouths in shock. They looked at Nuo Wan'er like a monster, and sighed inwardly. This girl is studying biology. I still study biological breeding, and I know too much about it.

"Student Nuo Wan'er, don't talk to me, brother is very pure, and you will lead me to ruin you." With his eyes closed, Zhang Long said helplessly.

Nuo Wan'er curled her lips, intertwined her little hands, and muttered, "I'm serious, I don't even want others to ask me to help him like that."

Zhang Long didn't want to say any more, he came to a conclusion in his mind that other people get smarter as they get older, while Nuo Wan'er is just the opposite.

It wasn't until Luo Shuang came to the classroom that the students finally recovered from the shock given by Nuo Wan'er, and all turned around, whether they were serious or not, they all turned their eyes to the podium.

Looking at Luo Shuang, Nuo Wan'er blinked her eyes, and then her delicate body shook suddenly, as if she was sleepy, and she was sleepy without warning.

Immediately, she cast her eyes on the pillow under Zhang Long's head, and Nuo Wan'er instinctively stretched out a pair of jade hands, pushed Zhang Long's head aside, then put her little head on the pillow, and followed Zhang Long Face to face, nose to nose, just close your big eyes and go to sleep.

On the podium, Luo Shuang didn't care about Nuo Wan'er's unreserved behavior, but instead stared at Zhang Long, full of anger.

"Fool, there is no one more stupid than you. With so many girls around you, you, you, you want to be a sow? Even if you don't like them young ones, don't you still have me? My head was kicked by a donkey, kicked It exploded!" Luo Shuang murmured involuntarily, although the voice was very low, but in the quiet classroom, all the students could still hear it very clearly.

As a result, people were shocked again, and followed Luo Shuang's eyes to look at Zhang Long, and the countless eyes immediately filled with shock and envy. , is still a pervert who thinks about that sow, why do girls big and small like to hang around him?
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Luo Shuang didn't bother with Zhang Long about what happened yesterday, not because she didn't want to care about it, but because there were so many people in the classroom, she didn't want to mention what Zhang Long said yesterday, it was too heavy-handed.

Zhang Long slept all afternoon, and he didn't wake up until after class, when everyone left the classroom, and Nuo Wan'er woke up too.Without saying a word, Zhang Long got up and left, Nuo Wan'er rubbed her eyes, followed Zhang Long like a little tail.

Zhang Long had long been used to this follower, so he ignored it. He went to the cafeteria for a meal, and then called Wang Chao.

Wang Chao also just had a meal, and was going to the dormitory to catch up on sleep. He didn't sleep all night yesterday and stayed in the laboratory all night. With no cultivation, he was naturally a little sleepy.

Zhang Long talked about what he planned to do next on the phone, and then went straight to the school library, Nuo Waner followed behind, seeing Zhang Long's mysterious look, curiously asked him what he wanted to do Well, are you going to change your face and study hard, but Zhang Long rolled his eyes and ignored it.

One morning, Zhang Long didn't really fall asleep, but was thinking about some problems. He planned to teach his brothers the spirit snake sword technique.

Although life has been peaceful these past few days, Zhang Long knows that some things will come eventually, and only by making plans early can he be prepared.

Although with the help of Wen Ling's blood medicine, the cultivation speed of the brothers will be improved, but this is not enough. In the eyes of those big forces, they are just a bunch of inconspicuous students, so Zhang Long should try his best to improve his cultivation speed. their combat effectiveness.

Just imagine, hundreds of brothers, all using the silver middle-grade spirit snake sword technique, coupled with abnormal training speed, what kind of force is that?
Zhang Long smiled, and what he had to do was to practice day after day to improve the level of Blood Moon Seven Slash.

After coming to the reference room, Zhang Long asked Nuo Waner to watch people, and he himself used the equipment in the reference room to print out a dozen copies of the Spirit Snake Sword Art, and then took the paper copies of the Spirit Snake Sword Art to the The dynasty's dormitory.

Ma Han happened to be in the dormitory too. When he saw the dozen or so secret books on the spirit snake sword technique that Zhang Long casually threw on the bed, he was stunned. Then he threw himself on the bed and snatched one like a treasure. He looked up as if no one else was around.

The more he looked, the hotter Mahan's eyes became, and his hands began to tremble.

"This, this is that awesome martial art that Brother Long you used before? It's really exquisite, it's really exquisite." Looking at the exquisite moves and detailed explanations on the white paper, Ma Han said tremblingly.

Zhang Long smiled indifferently, looked at Wang Chao beside him, and said, "Call Xiang Chaoyang, Ji Chen, Xu Xianlong and the others over, send them out one by one, and then inform the other brothers, tonight, we will collectively practice this spirit snake sword technique." .”

"Brother, what are you doing? Are you a good person? That's martial arts, just so casually..." Wang Chao took a deep breath and asked with difficulty. Although he didn't know how to cultivate, he knew the martial arts Regarding the importance of warriors, under normal circumstances, it is impossible to give martial arts to others, not to mention that Zhang Long's martial arts are obviously much better than ordinary martial arts, a treasure that is priceless, just casually take it out for everyone to practice, it is simply Great philanthropist.

Ma Han was equally astonished. Looking at Zhang Long, his rough eyes were filled with tears, and he murmured: "Brother, you have the same blessings and the same difficulties. You have done it. If you introduce another girlfriend to your brother, That would be more perfect."

"Get out!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes and cursed with a smile.

"Brother Long, I want to practice with you too!" Nuo Wan'er suddenly jumped out from behind Zhang Long, then threw herself on the bed, and grabbed a book of Spirit Snake Swordsmanship. Dynasty on the bed jumped aside in a big jump.

"Can I say no?" Seeing Nuo Wan'er's happy expression, Zhang Long said sullenly.

"Of course not, I treat you so well, and I'm your girlfriend and your brother, why can't you let me practice with you!" Nuo Wan'er shook her head, speaking with confidence.

"Damn! Then you still ask me why!" Zhang Long cursed depressingly.