God level funny comparison system

It was in the afternoon, Zhang Long had just finished his lunch and planned to go to the gravity room for some exercise. He was walking when he received a call from Wang Chao.

"Brother, I'm broken in love..." On the phone, Wang Chao said this, and then hung up after telling Zhang Long the address.

Zhang Long was dazed, and stood on the path leading to the cafeteria for a long time before he came to his senses.

At this time, the yellow leaves have all fallen, the weather is cold, and occasionally there are dead leaves curled up on the ground, and the sun moves south, making it bleak.

The dynasty fell in love...

From Zhang Long's point of view, these few words are just as illusory as the weather, foggy, is this brat broken in love?Has he been in love again?

In Zhang Long's memory, Dynasty was very indifferent except for being interested in pharmaceuticals and drinking with his brothers. This made Zhang Long and Ma Hanyi think that there was something wrong with Dynasty's orientation. They both went to college and Dynasty had never been in love. But, why did you fall out of love all of a sudden?

The progress is a bit fast.Zhang Long thought, it must be that Zhao Hu showed his affection in front of them every day these days, which stimulated the brother Wang Chao.

Without thinking too much, Zhang Long strode towards the address mentioned by Wang Chao.On the phone, Wang Chao said that he was in the grove on the playground.

When Zhang Long arrived, he happened to see Ma Han walking this way. The two met on the way, looked at each other, and then laughed loudly. Who got rid of these topics again until I met Dynasty.

The trees in the grove are already bare, and they are no longer as dense as in midsummer. The bleak sunlight falls, making the whole grove as bright as the outside, with the breeze blowing, the branches creak and sway, giving people an unbearable feeling. The feeling of being overwhelmed.

Wang Chao was sitting under a small tree, wearing a black school uniform with a straight body, looking forward, holding myopia glasses in his hand, and his eyes were unusually melancholy.

The white-yellow sunlight falling on his body and under his eyes made Wang Chao's thin body look more fragile, and the melancholy on his face made him less youthful and more vicissitudes.

Looking at the virtues of the Dynasty, Zhang Long and Ma Han froze in place again. They are both the power of love, which is definitely better than the truth. If you have a good child, you will grow old by N years if you don't see each other overnight.

Glancing around, Zhang Long found that one of the lenses on Wang Chao's short-sighted glasses had been broken, cracked and almost fell into pieces.

Also, Wang Chao was holding a bottle of wine, white wine, the kind with 52 degrees.

"It seems that this is really broken love." Looking at Ma Han, Zhang Long said.

"How do you know that?" Ma Han frowned, looked up and down the dynasty, and asked suspiciously.

Zhang Long pointed to Chao Chao's face, then pointed to the spirits in Chao Chao's hands, curled his lips and said, "The expression of dying, the spirits blown directly, and look at the weather that is the same as how many people have died, the sign of broken love match."

Ma Han grinned, looked at the glasses in Wang Chao's hands and a slap on his face, and murmured, "Why do I feel like I was beaten up by someone fat?"

"It was probably scratched by a woman." Zhang Long took a light breath and said.

"Brother Long, Brother Ma Han," Wang Chao said at this moment, still staring ahead, his eyes filled with the depth of the world of mortals, and said leisurely: "I really want to die."

After finishing speaking, he raised the wine bottle and took a few sips vigorously.

"North Korea, don't tell me, it's just a lovelorn. You get used to it when you lose it. This is mainly the first time for you. If you want to open up, the road is open to the sky. Everyone has their own ambitions, and they don't seek each other. Why are you a man? You have no wife. Are you right, woman, you are dying now, and she probably has a new love." Seeing Chao Chao's gloomy face, Zhang Long hurriedly persuaded her.

"That's right, aren't they just women? Let's go with my brother. I'll call you ten or eight every minute. If you want to dump them, you won't dare to say anything." Ma Han scratched his head, echoing his persuasion.

"Oh, you don't understand." Wang Chao shook his head and sighed, his tone was like that of an old man.

Zhang Long and Ma Han bared their teeth, they were seriously ill.

After a pause, Wang Chao raised the wine bottle and took a few more sips, knowing that his face was flushed and his eyes were blurred. At this moment, a miserable smile appeared on his face, and then he stood up suddenly, looking up at the light blue sky, As if singing an opera, he sighed strangely: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death. Brother Long, Brother Ma Han, I really don't want to live anymore. Without her, I feel that my whole life is meaningless. I It's like falling into a marsh, but knowing that I will drown, I don't want to wake up, because all the memories about her have become part of my life..."

"Snapped!"

Before Wang Chao finished speaking, Zhang Long slapped Wang Chao on the back of the head, and Wang Chao stopped talking immediately, and was stunned again.

"How's it going? Are you awake?" Zhang Long stared at Wang Chao with a grin.

Wang Chao cried again, tears streaming down his face, trembling all over, sobbing: "Brother... Okay, that's a little bit better, I, woo..."

Ma Han gave Zhang Long a thumbs up and said in admiration, "Brother Long, this trick really works."

张龙沉沉地点头，悠悠道：“失恋的人都欠揍，人家把你当草，你把人家当宝，这不是犯贱吗，犯贱就欠揍。”

"Wuuu... Brother Long, Brother Ma Han, am I stupid? I, am I hopeless?" Wang Chao cried even harder, with snot and tears, and poured down the tears after crying a few times A few sips of white wine.

"I, I am so good to her, so good, but... woo..."

"Why is this? Why?" He suddenly looked up to the sky and cried.

"There is no reason, because there is someone better than you." Zhang Long rolled his eyes and said impatiently.

"Ahh..." Wang Chao cried even harder, "I know, I know there is someone better than me, but Mao wants to lie to me, since you don't like me, why didn't you tell me earlier? I, my first A love affair! What a tragedy..."

Ma Han and Zhang Long looked at each other again, unable to complain anymore.He stepped forward and patted Chao Chao on the shoulder, and Ma Han said seriously: "Chao, in the future, when you want to fall in love, let your brothers know, so we can teach you. You have to have skills in picking up girls. The more sincere you are, the more she will feel You are an idiot, you have to learn from Brother Long, women love playboys who attract bees and butterflies."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos of this fucking logic." cried the dynasty angrily.

"So they call women, we call men, the logic is very different." Ma Han analyzed it seriously.

"Damn it!" Chao Dynasty suddenly stopped crying, took another sip of white wine, stared at Ma Han, and shouted sharply: "Then why is she lying to me? She obviously has someone she likes, and she still accepts my favor, but in the end, In the end, he let that bastard beat me up..."

"I thought that love is pure, pure he Mahler Gobi!"

"From now on, I don't believe in love anymore," Wang Chao suddenly looked at Zhang Long again, "Brother Long, I want to regard you as my idol, I want to be a playboy, and I want to dump them one by one." I want them to taste the feeling of being dumped."

"Empty, lonely, cold..."

Zhang Long and Ma Han instinctively took a step back, feeling that the dynasty at this moment is really a little perverted, so perverted that it makes people's backs shudder.

"Huh? That's not right." Suddenly, Ma Han frowned, looked back at Zhang Long and said, "Brother Long, what did you say just now? Did it mean that he was beaten by that bitch's boyfriend?"

Zhang Long was pulling out a cigarette and was about to light it. As soon as he stopped speaking, his face suddenly sank. He gave up lighting the cigarette, and looked up at Chao Chao, "Chao, what's the name of that guy? Which department and which class? And What's the name of that bitch you're in love with?"

Hearing this, Wang Chao sat down on the ground again, drank a sip of wine, teary-eyed, staggered and said: "Brother Ma Han, Brother Long, forget it, I know you are doing it for my own good. In fact, I don't want others , I am self-indulgent, and it is normal to be beaten."

"Shit!" Zhang Long and Ma Han shouted at the same time.

"You can't hit my brother for any reason. My brother can do anything, but others can't!" Zhang Long lit a cigarette and took a deep puff.

"That's right, he's so domineering, what do you want!" Ma Han echoed.

"Go, fuck him." Looking at Wang Chao, Zhang Long shouted again.

"Forget it, I want to wish her happiness quietly, and I don't want to give..."

"Boom!" Ma Han kicked Wang Chao, staring and said: "What are you talking about, get up, and lead the way!"

"..." Wang Chao was stunned for a moment, and looked up at the blushing faces of the two elder brothers. His face was hardened, he put down the wine bottle and stood up with a splash.

"Well, since she is ruthless, don't blame me for being ruthless, fuck him!" He yelled, and strode towards the outside of the woods.

Ever since, the three brothers came out of the woods together, and under the sun, that vigorous posture appeared again, with a ferocious expression on their faces, causing passers-by to give way one after another.

After walking not far, Wang Chao said that he didn't know the guy who beat him, let alone the girl's name. These days, he was responsible for buying three meals a day for that girl, and then he was a follower behind her. , responsible for paying for the purchases, just like a nanny, but the girl never told him her name.

I don't know the name, so how to find it.

When Zhang Long and Ma Han glared at Wang Chao, Wang Chao said that he had seen the buddy who beat him, so he had to look around.

There was no other way, so Zhang Long made a few phone calls and called a group of brothers over, and then they split up and searched in every corner of the campus.