God level funny comparison system

"Cook?" His eyes were dull, Zhang Long was struck by lightning again, and the roots of his hair stood on end.

"What? Is there a problem?" In the sea of ​​knowledge, the little girl asked lazily.

question?Big problem!Zhang Long raised his hand to touch his forehead, and his voice became depressed, "Excuse me, is the cook a magic horse? Does it mean that when this skill card is used, it can transform me into a cook to comfort my lonely heart?"

"Oh, you're overthinking this. It is impossible to give you another beautiful woman in the whole system of Zhijian except me, a cute girl. Of course, this ambassador will not help you solve your psychological problems, because I am a spiritual body .Hehe...you can solve it yourself, if not, I can teach you."

"..."

"Then I would like to ask again, since this broken card can't make beautiful women, can it have any valuable functions?"

"Of course there is!" The little girl opened her eyes wide and said seriously, "When you use it, you can cook, right?"

"Cooking?" Zhang Long also widened his eyes, spread his hands out, palms shaped like chicken feet, "You mean this cook skill card is for cooking? Do you want me to be a chef? Instant noodles will starve to death?"

"Oh," the little girl grinned and kicked her calf, "don't worry about it. It was issued by the Zhijian system, not by me. This skill card is also good. With it, you can You don’t need to scramble the eggs, and as long as you persist in doing physical tasks in the future and use energy stones to help it upgrade, maybe you can really become a master chef!”

"Hehe," Zhang Long smiled expressionlessly, "I took the risk of being pissed on my face in exchange for a skill card that was actually used for cooking, and you asked me to use energy stones to upgrade it? Do I look stupid? Shit!"

Rolling his eyes, Zhang Long directly ignored the cook card, but looked at the Spirit Snake Sword Technique. Fortunately, there was also the skill card of the Spirit Snake Sword Technique, so it was finally balanced.

"Hey, you said earlier that the skill card issued by this strange system is mine, and I can deal with it at will, so I was wondering if it's okay to transfer this snake sword technique to the computer and print it out?" After a pause, Zhang Long asked.

The little girl pouted suddenly, and said word by word: "I warn you, you can insult me, but you can't insult the Zhijian system."

"Insulting you?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes, "Do you want to be insulted? If you want, then become a real person and let me insult you. I have no objection!"

This time, the little girl was not angry. After waiting for a long time, the little girl didn't respond. Zhang Long couldn't help wondering, this is not the character of this guy.

Focusing on the sea of ​​consciousness, Zhang Long opened his mouth wide, and the little girl actually cried!

"Wow! You little fairy can actually cry? Ahaha... Aw..." Zhang Long laughed happily, and before he could stop laughing, he was shocked and lay on the bed with a convulsion.

In the Sea of ​​Consciousness, the little girl Lihua was raining, her eyes were full of sadness, she sobbed while shocking Zhang Long: "I, I also want to become a real person, but... woo... You still laugh at him, he is already very sad, You pervert."

A few minutes later, Zhang Long sat up with the bird's nest on his head, but he didn't care to get angry with the little girl because he just heard a word.

The little girl said that she wanted to become a real person instead of becoming a real person, which is worthy of deliberation!
"Death is cheap, what do you mean by what you said just now, do you mean that you have become a real person?" Narrowing his eyes, Zhang Long asked in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Hearing this, the little girl took a deep breath, raised her little hand to wipe away her tears, and resumed her eccentric look, rolled her eyes and said, "Don't ask, with your IQ, even if I tell you, you won't I understand, you will naturally know later.”

After finishing speaking, the little girl habitually shook her little head a few times, jumped up again, sat in the void and started kicking her calves, as if there was a chair somewhere.

Zhang Long was shocked again. He found that this little girl seemed to have changed a little bit more than before, as if she had grown up a bit.

"My mother..." Zhang Long screamed, as if he had seen a supernatural event, "You are so cheap, you, you seem to have grown up!"

"Yeah. What's so strange about this? As you continue to level up, this ambassador will grow up slowly. Do you think this is good news? Let me tell you that this girl must be a big beauty when she grows up. Your god Ma Lin Yanran, and your two teachers are much prettier." The little girl shook her head again, proudly, the braid on top of her head swaying from side to side.

"My God." Zhang Long took a deep breath, feeling terrible, he was like a devil at such a young age, and he didn't kill him when he grew up, he suddenly felt that the days to come would be even more difficult.

"Hey, why are you staring blankly? Aren't you going to print out the Spirit Snake Sword Art? Now go to your computer, put your finger on the touch screen, and insert a chip card."

"Oh." Zhang Long nodded hesitantly, still immersed in the sad news that he was so cheap that he could grow up, but his body automatically stood up and came to his computer.

A super cool flat-screen computer with no screen, only a circular touch screen embedded on the table, first put a circular chip card into the card slot under the table, then Zhang Long raised his hand and placed his finger on the above the touch screen.

"Om..."

A circle of azure energy followed Zhang Long's finger and directly sank into the black touch screen, and the computer started up automatically.

The black screen glowed with blue light, spinning around and around, forming a shape like a vortex, a light blue light beam suddenly shot out from the center, and then, a three-dimensional holographic projection rose into the sky, appearing in Zhang in front of the dragon.

What appeared in the projection was the sword moves of the Spirit Snake Sword Art and a brief description of the text formation.

In the image condensed by the blue light beams, a three-dimensional human figure holds a long sword, flying through the sky, or tossing and turning.

Just looking at the digital screen, Zhang Long could feel a sharp and cold murderous aura rushing towards his face, and he was soon attracted by this set of exquisite sword skills.

After performing the whole set of sword techniques, the holographic projection automatically condenses into a beam of azure blue light and sinks into the black screen below, and the computer automatically shuts down.

"Damn it, this sword technique looks very powerful." Staring at the scene, Zhang Long imagined the scene just like the sky being torn apart by countless sword lights, and bent down to take out the circular core the size of a thumb. come out.

"Of course, there are many superb swordsmanship in the system, so work hard." The little girl responded casually.

Looking at the black and red chip card in his hand, Zhang Long's mouth curled up into a satisfied smile. With this set of sword skills, grandpa's birthday gift will be done, and the Wu Chi old man will definitely like it.

……

The sky has brightened, the sun is rising, and it is a new day, a new beginning, and a new opportunity.

After taking a shower and changing his outfit, Zhang Long went out. As for breakfast, he had long been used to not having breakfast, not to mention going home today, there would be plenty to eat.

Today is grandpa's birthday, the Zhang family usually arranges until evening, and the formal birthday banquet will also be held in the evening, Zhang Long still has a whole day.

After going out, Zhang Long rode his broken bicycle and headed straight for the bustling street.

Finding a store that could print, and printed all the contents of the chip card into paper, Zhang Long walked home with a stack of paper printed with the Spirit Snake Sword Technique.

The black tight-fitting vest glowed with a fine layer of light in the sun, and there was a big red word Wu on the chest, which was very domineering. The lower body was a pair of dark blue sweatpants, which were quite loose, and a pair of black sneakers were specially replaced on the feet. The whole person looks like a handsome guy who is sunny and loves sports.

In fact, Zhang Long didn't like wearing this kind of clothing very much. It felt childish and not formal enough, but there was nothing he could do about it. This outfit was his grandfather's favorite, especially the word Wu on the chest, so he had to endure it.

The Zhang Family Courtyard is located in the northernmost part of Jiangcheng City, and it is already close to Qinglong Mountain in the north. Fortunately, Kewu University is also in the north of Jiangcheng City, so it is not far away.

Even so, Zhang Long didn't arrive at the gate of the Zhang Family Courtyard until noon, riding a bicycle, naturally slow.

A magnificent compound appeared in Zhang Long's eyes from a distance. The Qinglong Mountain backed by it was winding endlessly, with towering ridges, dark green all over the mountain, and the fragrance of flowers and plants could be heard for miles, which made the hot climate much more refreshing.

The Zhang Family Courtyard is located at the foot of the mountain, covering an area of ​​more than a hundred acres. Among them, there are all kinds of pavilions, pavilions, rockeries and pools, and it is a retro construction. The pillars and eaves are mostly vermilion or golden, and dragons and phoenixes are carved everywhere. Cooperating with the exotic flowers and plants all over the buildings, the toughness reveals gentleness, elegance and majesty.

Looking at the home where he hadn't been back for a long time, Zhang Long's mood immediately improved. Even though he was a little worried that his father would know about his recent abnormal deeds, he was still very relaxed. Anyway, he was used to being beaten by his father.

However, when the bicycle walked to the front of the grand gatehouse of the Zhang family, Zhang Long's mood suddenly became depressed.

The gate tower spanning nearly 20 meters has three door openings. The gate tower is vermilion all over, and a golden long dragon is attached to the roof, which is extremely majestic. A horizontal plaque hangs under the golden dragon, with red and low gold characters, and the font is vigorous and powerful... Zhangjia!
At this moment, on the gray and white ground in front of the door, there were luxury cars parked for a while. Zhang Long could tell that they belonged to members of the Zhang family.

In particular, four of them are very familiar. They are the cars of his second and third uncles and their two prodigal sons.