God level funny comparison system

When Zhang Long led a group of KWU players out of the wall with a cigarette in his mouth, the audience outside was silent for a few seconds, and then burst into cheers, and the word "Long Ge" was even louder. Like the waves, rhythmically sweeping the void in all directions.

All the students of Kewu University were on fire, the Ssangyong Championship was officially over, and the victory of Kewu University seemed to be more crisp and more thorough than any previous competition.

This is glory, the glory that belongs to Kewu University, and even more the glory that belongs to this year's freshmen, and the existence of Zhang Long is obviously the key to this victory. Looking at the casual dress of pants and slippers, people admire him The torrential river has been out of control for a long time, especially those boys dressed in the same way, after seeing Zhang Long approaching, they took out their cigarettes in a uniform order, regardless of whether there were teachers and parents, after they were all lit, they learned to Looking like Zhang Long, he took a puff arrogantly and enjoying himself, and then all the smoke shot up into the sky.

As a result, a large piece of light blue cloud and mist floated over the wilderness.

In the midst of this extreme jubilation, Lin Yanran and Ma Hanyi also forgot Zhang Long's weird battle for a while, and their hearts were also filled with the excitement of victory.

Only Nuo Wan'er was not too impressed with people's gazes. She came to Zhang Long's side in big slippers, grabbed Zhang Long's underpants and said, "Zhang Long, can you teach me?"

Just as Zhang Long was walking forward, the waist of his underpants was pulled open. He was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped, knocked off Nuwan'er's little hand, and shouted with a cigarette in his mouth: "Nuowan'er, pay attention! How about a good image, do your parents know that you are such a dick?"

"Oh, teach me, okay?" Nuo Wan'er ignored this, kicking her little feet, and said coquettishly.

"What are you teaching?" Zhang Long frowned, really defeated by this deskmate.

Nuo Wan'er blinked her big eyes, then raised her small hand and gestured: "That's right, it's the kind of martial art that you just made people stupid."

"..." Zhang Long opened his mouth wide. Fortunately, the cigarette stuck to his lips, otherwise it would have fallen off.

This girl is so naive, turning people into idiots?I can't even believe it!

But it's true, the use of phantom pupil technique can be regarded as directly making people stupid, but it's not as simple as Nuo Wan'er thought. The reason why Liang Yuesheng was recruited before was because there was a big difference in mental strength between Zhang Long and Zhang Long. The reason is that if you meet a master, you will be lucky if you are not an idiot.

Although Liang Yuesheng had taken medicine for the first time, the medicine was to increase the energy value and had no effect on the mental strength. This was also a big difference between the strength improved by the medicine and the strength he cultivated.

"Cough, I won't teach you." Zhang Long lazily said after a few thoughts came to his mind.

"Oh, teach me, I also want to turn people I hate into idiots." Nuo Wan'er grabbed Zhang Long's arm again, pouted, and retreated, as if hanging on On Zhang Long's arm, he was forcibly pulled away by Zhang Long, while muttering.

"Then I can't teach you anymore, what if you turn me into a fool." Zhang Long said casually.

"Oh, don't worry," Nuo Wan'er frowned, and continued to act coquettishly, "I don't hate you very much now, even if I turn you into an idiot, I will simply turn you into an idiot. If you do other things, you can teach me. Big deal, big deal, I won’t compete with you for pillows in class in the future, and I will help you stand guard!"

"..." Zhang Long shook his head, with a dull expression on his face, he was no longer interested in entangled with this girl with divine thinking.

"Oh, teach me, if you don't teach me, I'll call you an idiot every day! I, I'll spit on your pillow... Oh, it's broken again, Zhang Long, do you want to hold it for me... ..."

"... Help..." After looking down and turning his back to let Zhang Long help her with the things in the vest, Zhang Long rolled his eyes and ran away. Your sister, I can't stand it.

In the end, Zhang Long didn't teach Nuo Wan'er the technique of phantom pupils. Just kidding, can you learn this thing if you want to learn it? Zhang Long doesn't have the time and mood.

The Ssangyong Championship is officially over, and Zhang Long is already too hot to stop.After returning to school, several big banners from the first year came to pay homage to Zhang Long's mountain, and resolutely joined the ranks of Zhang Long's younger brothers. Although there are still a few big banners on the sidelines, it will be a matter of time up.

Zhang Long's dormitory 1412 exploded, and wave after wave of banners came to visit, until it finally stopped after four o'clock in the afternoon.

And then, Yao Zicheng was on fire again. Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian sat on the table, spit flying, talking about Zhang Long's performance in three consecutive games, while Xu Xianlong sat on the bed and patted his thigh and laughed.

Zhang Long just lay on the bed and closed his eyes to rest his mind. He said that after conquering all the first-year banners, the experience he gained would probably be able to raise him to a level, that is, to level eight.

Thinking that the distance to the tenth level is getting closer, Zhang Long is also a little excited, but he is not in a hurry. At this moment, the Ssangyong Championship is showing his face, and there will be no school tonight. It is certain that the brothers will go out to celebrate together.

Sure enough, before the spitting Yao Zicheng had stopped, Ma Han's phone call came. Zhang Long was not hypocritical, got up, waved his hands, and took his brothers out.

Ma Han and Wang Chao were both there, saying that Zhao Hu was already waiting at the school gate, but this time he didn't call the girls, he was just going to drink to death, it was too troublesome to call the girls.

In addition to Chao Mahan, Zhao Hu, and Zhang Long's dormitory, brothers Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu also came, and several banners from Building [-], a total of more than a dozen people, went out in a mighty way, and After Zhao Hu met, he went straight to the hotel.

The night wind was howling, and the usual traffic was back to normal. Perhaps it was because of the end of the Double Dragon Contest. Under the bright street lights, the street was much busier than before, especially the pedestrians on the sidewalk, who were also discussing the Double Dragon Contest loudly in small groups. During the fierce battle of the competition, when they saw Zhang Longyi and other students driving by, they all showed envious and blessed eyes.

Young people, in the eyes of adults, can't help remembering their youth, and then sincerely send their inner blessings.

On the way, Zhang Long desperately asked Zhao Hu a question, asking how he and Tie Ruanxiang were doing, and whether the relationship would break down because of his holiday with Tie Ruanxiang in the Double Dragon Contest.

Zhao Hu just smiled casually, and said indifferently: "It's not complete anyway, my brother doesn't need to take this kind of thing to heart."

Zhang Long grinned and didn't say much.He is very clear about Zhao Hu's thoughts on Tie Ruanxiang. Don't look at Zhao Hu, who looks like a big brother on the surface, with copper skin and iron bones, a resolute face, and a vest, but he is a little sentimental in his heart. That's all, it won't show in front of us, after the dead of night...

Zhang Long also knew that Tie Ruanxiang didn't like Zhao Hu at all.

Leaving aside Tie Ruanxiang, even Tie Ruanxiang's father, Tie Xiong, never put other families in his eyes, except for the Lin family.

Speaking of the Lin family, Zhang Long was also a little upset. Although Lin Yanran regarded himself as Bao, Lin Yanran's father, Lin Tian, ​​was a very ambitious man, even worse than Tie Xiong. Even if the daughter wants to marry, she will definitely marry someone with a stronger background than his Lin family, and Zhang Long obviously does not meet this requirement.

Shaking his head, Zhang Long stopped thinking about it, he was still young and had a long way to go, so worrying about his future daughter-in-law now would be a waste of time.

When they arrived at the hotel, everyone asked for a large private room and ordered countless beers. Before the food came, the dinner was served directly.

There was constant laughter, and in the noisy environment, it was hard to even hear what people were saying, but even so, everyone would laugh loudly, and then express what they thought in their hearts in an excited posture.

Perhaps it was Zhang Long's words that touched Zhao Hu, he was obviously more excited than others, he pretended to be excited, he didn't speak, just laughed loudly, he didn't know what he was laughing at, and then he drank on his own ...

I thought I would have to drink like this until midnight before going back, but at nearly nine o'clock, Zhang Long received a call from his father. On the phone, his father smiled softly and said that he wanted Zhang Long to go home together. Said that the family was waiting for him as a genius.

Zhang Long was already drinking too much at this time, and he didn't even look at the caller ID. He heard a eunuch-like voice coming into his ears, then rolled his eyes angrily, and roared into the phone: "What idiot, dare you Pretending to be my father, you don’t want to live anymore, do you?”

Next, Zhang Long heard the sound of the table breaking from the other side of the phone and his father's furious roar, and then Zhang Long woke up, so he had to leave first and rush home.

Hearing how angry my father was, if I didn't go back quickly, I'm afraid I'd go straight to the hotel and be beaten violently by the collar, which would be embarrassing.

It was useless for the rest of the people to persuade Zhang Long, so they all drank their own. Although it was a bit disappointing, they didn't want to end like this.

And Zhang Long went out staggeringly, took a taxi that happened to be parked in front of the hotel, and then rushed home.

In the car, Zhang Long closed his eyes and rested his mind, drinking slowly, so as not to be even more angry when his father saw him when he returned home. However, when he opened his eyes, he found that the driver seemed to have gone a bit off the road. ah.