God level funny comparison system

When we arrived at the entrance of the hotel, the entire street where the hotel was located was already overcrowded.

"Brother Long is here!"

"Brother Long, haha!"

"Brother Long, come on!"

"Brother Long, we love you!"

As soon as Zhang Long got out of the car, he was shocked by the scene in front of him. What kind of plane is this guy doing?

I saw several rows of students standing at the entrance of the hotel and the aisles on both sides. The important thing is that all of these students were all wearing pants and slippers.

That's right, the same pants and slippers as Zhang Long, flowery pants, green flip-flops, and a cigarette in his mouth.

The smoke was lingering, like clouds and fog, and the shouts were overwhelming, everyone's eyes were burning hot, as if fans saw their idols.

There were even a few vendors who set up street stalls, and they just put on flowery underpants, vests, and slippers, waiting for me to shuttle among the crowd, and the business was booming.

"Damn it! It's such a big battle. I should have known that I would also be dressed up. It's too unconventional." Yao Zicheng, who followed down, stared at the bustling pants and slippers in front of him, his eyes full of authenticity.

"Hey, boss, how much is it, get me a full set, vest, pants, slippers!" When Yao Zicheng spoke, Yu Fanjian had already rushed towards a vendor.

Ever since, Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong were not far behind, and rushed towards the vendor.

Zhang Long looked down at his attire, it was still the coquettish pants and slippers, and then looked up at the hundreds of people in front of him in the pants and slippers, shook his head, pretended to smile calmly, and then took out another cigarette ignite.

"Brother Long is mighty!"

"Brother Long, I love you to death!"

"Brother Long, I want to marry you!"

"We're all going to marry you!"

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When Zhang Long took a step towards the hotel, his enthusiasm erupted again. All the boys in shorts and slippers imitated Zhang Long and took a puff of cigarettes, and then spit them out in unison. In the dim sight with a fish belly white, there is an extra layer of light blue clouds.

Although all the girls wearing underpants and slippers are boys, those girls are still showing off, waving a pair of flowery underpants in their hands, and shouting towards Zhang Long. The morning was lit.

"Zhang Long, you're finally here, everyone is waiting for you!" At this moment, the luxury glass door of the hotel opened, revealing a lovely face, waving at Zhang Long and shouting.

The heavenly baby voice makes this morning more refreshing.

Zhang Long raised his eyes and saw that it was Nuo Wan'er who called him, but when Zhang Long's eyes touched Nuo Wan'er's dress, he couldn't help but staggered and nearly fell down.

Your sister, this girl is too unrestrained!
And hearing Nuo Wan'er's voice, the crowd at the scene also suddenly became quiet, everyone instinctively looked at Nuo Wan'er, and then couldn't look away anymore.

Nuo Wan'er was also wearing the same clothes as Zhang Long, with floral underpants, a big vest, and a pair of green flip-flops.

That petite and exquisite figure wrapped in such a suit of clothes really makes people have the urge to spurt blood, especially the girl's rather well-developed chest, which is like two unknown beings jumping and jumping in the vest.

The slippers are also a bit big, out of proportion to her white and tender feet, but this girl has pink nails...

"Wow..." Countless people opened their mouths and let out long sighs, and many people had nosebleeds.

Zhang Long also took a deep breath to stabilize his mood, started up the steps, and came to Nuo Wan'er.

"Student Nuo Wan'er, are you sick?" Zhang Long looked depressedly at Nuo Wan'er's attire.

"You're the one who's sick. I think it's very tasteful to wear it like this!" Nuo Wan'er said with her mouth curled up, and then she raised her hand and pulled the neckline of the vest. Since the vest is so big, the neckline has already straddled her shoulders up.

"Wow..." This action caused countless men to stare their eyes round, and their eyes instantly ignited with flames. Zhang Long was also stunned, only to see an unknown white ribbon on Nuo Wan'er's shoulder.

"Cough, um, you, what about you is exposed..." Turning his head and sweeping the people's stares, Zhang Long raised his finger and pointed at Nuo Wan'er's shoulder, and reminded in a low voice.

"Ah?" Nuo Wan'er blinked her big eyes, then looked down, and said with a small mouth: "Oh, it may have collapsed again..." As she said, a look of disgust appeared in her beautiful eyes again, staring at Touching his domineering chest, he said, "This thing is too big, it's so annoying."

After she finished speaking, she pulled up the white ribbon as if no one else was there, put her hands behind her back into the big vest, and began to fiddle with it behind her back.

"Damn..." People stared again, and then someone fainted after spraying out nosebleeds.

"Zhang Long, help me, I can't reach it." Stepping on the big slippers, she followed Zhang Long for a few steps, and Nuo Wan'er suddenly frowned, very distressed.

"My mother..." Looking back at Nuo Wan'er's gesture of turning her back to let him help, Zhang Long couldn't help scolding, "You, you asked someone else to help you, I can't stand you!"

After speaking, Zhang Long hurriedly entered the hotel at a faster speed.

At this moment, the rest of the contestants had already assembled in the lobby of the hotel, and they were just waiting for Zhang Long. After sweeping through the crowd, Zhang Long directly waved at Lin Yanran, motioning her to come over and help Nuo Waner, a big-chested and brainless girl, finish the job. that clothes.

Lin Yanran stared at Zhang Long with deep meaning, and ran over to help Nuo Wan'er, Zhang Long was relieved, he was also afraid that this brainless girl would really ask other boys for help.

"It's really convincing, how did your parents raise you! It's amazing!" Looking back at Pidian'er Pidian'er and Nuowan'er who was walking beside Lin Yanran, Zhang Long grinned, thinking secretly in his heart .

Due to Zhang Long's domineering performance in the second round, Huajie University lost two players directly. One is Zheng Tianyi, and the other is the buddy whose hand and tongue were cut off by Zhang Long. He is probably also in the hospital Lying down, I don't know if the broken arm and tongue can be connected.

Kewu University has a complete lineup. With the cheering of the students outside who are all in pants and slippers, the morale of Kewu University instantly killed Huajie University.

The first place has already been awarded to Kewu University, and it has won all 39 games. Based on this alone, Huajie University doesn't have much confidence to come out and clamor.

Soon, Qin Yang, Han Xiaole and the staff from the First Class Martial Arts Federation arrived. After confirming that all the contestants were present, they gave an order and set off with everyone.

When they saw Zhang Long, Qin Yang and Han Xiaole's attitudes were obviously more respectful than before. The alchemy scene yesterday was still vivid in his memory. Under the thunder and lightning, he was wearing armor and covered in flames. In the hearts of the two of them, although they couldn't figure out how Zhang Long did it, what was certain was that Zhang Long broke their imagination again. Both Qin Yang and Han Xiaole knew about this young student and could no longer use it. Normal thinking and attitude to deal with.

38 contestants from two schools cleared the road in two cars, followed by various luxury cars from the two schools, countless taxis, and citizens' vehicles. Almost the entire wide avenue was covered. It was crowded, and all the vehicles were driving in the same direction. The mighty, continuous flow made the bloody morning sun even more full of vitality.

After driving for about two hours, the mighty convoy stopped when the sun became hot.

The venue for this third round is not in the previous stadium, but in another venue that the Wushu Federation has arranged long ago.

This is a desolate area, and I don't know where it is in Jiangcheng, but looking around, the empty wilderness is full of dry grass and sand, not even a decent green.

Although it has entered late autumn, other places in Jiangcheng will definitely not be like this.

The densely packed vehicles stopped in this desolate wilderness, and the contestants and spectators all got out of the vehicles, and then proceeded on foot.

Hundreds of meters away, there is a wall that spans nearly three miles. Gao Qiang is not as strong as the headquarters of the Wulian Association. It is just an ordinary brick wall without a door. There is only a huge door in the middle of the wall. The bricks, tiles and mud scattered around it should have been built not long ago.

And when all the people walked into the inside of the wall, a desolate and chilling smell emerged spontaneously.

The scenery inside the entire wall is not much better than the outside, and it is even worse. The ground is a thick layer of yellow sand. Within an area of ​​several kilometers, there are countless sand dunes and boulders, which are uneven in height and shape. Different, looking around, it is like a maze.

There is the sound of the wind blowing, the yellow sand is flying, and the clear sky looks dry and hot.

"This is today's battlefield. You two schools, one school and one team. There are no rules. If you beat your opponent to the ground, you win. Weapons are not allowed in today's competition." Qin Yang's loud voice came, and then he turned again He turned his head, glanced at the spectators and said, "Everyone go outside the fence and wait. Today's game does not require spectators. This will be a real war simulation. The presence of spectators will affect the psychology of the players."

After speaking, he waved his hand and led the members of the Martial Arts Association out of the area surrounded by the wall, and the audience was a little disappointed, so they had to go outside and wait.