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On Zheng Qiang's face, a pool of water was divided into several streams, flowing down from all directions.

He opened his mouth slightly, looking at Zhang Long who had already run towards the door of the bar, his eyes were dull, but his whole body had already started to twitch.

The crowd of onlookers was also sluggish, and countless eyes focused on Zheng Qiang. In the quiet atmosphere, it felt that a cold murderous aura was surging rapidly.

"Zhang Long, I will kill you!"

A few seconds later, Zheng Qiang suddenly clenched his fists and let out a roar, the sound of fury was like the roar of a beast.

Then, Zheng Qiang stormed away, leading more than 20 men in suits towards the door like a wind.

Amidst the clattering sound, countless guests and tables and chairs were knocked over.

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In the open space outside the bar, a cool sports car has just stopped. The whole body is jet black and has perfect streamlines. Under the neon light, it glows dazzlingly.

The car body is extremely large, with two rows of leather sofa seats behind the driver's seat. The rear of the car body is designed in the shape of a flying wing. With the front of the car that looks like a missile, the whole car body is shaped like a fighter jet.

This is Zhao Hu's big plane, a convertible sports car. Zhao Hu, Wang Chao, and Ma Han are already in the car, and Lin Yanran is also there.

Zhao Hu had just arrived, and he was listening to Lin Yanran talk about Zhang Long in the car.

"You mean, the dragon almost blinded a stranger for you?" After listening to Lin Yanran's story, Zhao Hu in the driver's seat frowned.

"Well, why don't you go in and take a look? I'm afraid something will happen. He looked terrible at that time, exactly the same as when he was a child." Lin Yanran nodded and said with a worried expression on her face. Since she grew up, she seldom saw him. Zhang Long's mighty side is gone.

"Cut..." Rolling their eyes, the three of Zhao Hu said disdainfully at the same time: "This is normal, Brother Long has always been like this, don't look at his poor physique, but it's best not to provoke him, because he only has three words for fighting, hurry up!" Quite ruthless! Therefore, he usually aims at the opponent's eyes in the first move, and he is really aiming, not joking."

Lin Yanran frowned, glanced at the three of them with disgust, and said, "You guys are still laughing, it's all because of you!"

The three of them opened their mouths, looked back at the awe-inspiring and extremely aggrieved and said: "Who is leading who? Have you forgotten who forced us to fight when we were young?"

"That's right, I'm the worst. Every time I say no, Brother Long forces me to flirt with other girls' skirts!" Wang Chao regained his energy immediately, pushed his myopia glasses, and said indignantly.

"It seems that Long Lai came here specially to find you. I thought he was going to do something important." After a pause, Zhao Hu looked at Lin Yanran behind him and said.

Chao Mahan also nodded, feeling a little disappointed, thinking that he could see Brother Long playing perverted at close range.

Lin Yanran took a deep breath, thought about Zhang Long's behavior in the bar, then raised her eyes to scan the three of them deeply, and said in a deep voice, "But I always feel that he didn't come here specifically to find me."

"Quick, quick, quick..." Lin Yanran had just finished speaking, when she heard a scream like a pig being slaughtered, and the originally cozy atmosphere suddenly became tense.

The four people in the car couldn't help but look back at the bar door, and saw Zhang Long running out behind the huge glass, waving his fists and feet, claws and claws, and still didn't stop shouting.

"Quick, quick, quick..." Pushing open the glass door with a clatter, Zhang Long jumped onto the car in two steps like a frightened monkey, and while staring behind him, he roared angrily, "Hurry up and drive!"

"Long! What's wrong with you? Burning your ass?" Looking at Zhang Long who jumped directly into the back seat of the car, Zhao Hu turned his head and cursed contemptuously.

"That's right Brother Long, we praised you for your bravery just now, but now you're scared out of your wits." Ma Han added.

"Bullshit! Zheng Qiang was shot in the head by me, do you think I'm afraid!" Zhang Long continued to roar in a broken voice, and shook the water gun in his hand.

Immediately, the leisurely atmosphere of the rest of the people dropped to freezing point.

"Zheng Qiang was headshot?" Wang Chao murmured dumbly.

After that, Ma Han, who was next to Zhang Long, was no longer calm. He stared at Zhang Long and shouted angrily: "Brother Long, are you crazy? Kill Zheng Qiang, and your father will not let you go."

Lin Yanran, Zhao Hu and Wang Chao nodded their heads again and again, and cold sweat started to form on their foreheads, bursting Zheng Qiang's head, this...

Seeing the faces of several people going crazy, Zhang Long took a deep breath, then pulled the trigger, and heard two chi-chi, two streams of water shot out of the car.

The other four were stunned again, isn't this a fucking water gun?

"See clearly? This is a water gun. I just shot Zheng Qiang in the face with the water gun. He is not dead." Shaking the water gun again, Zhang Long said impatiently.

"Huh... Brother Long, you're joking again!" Wang Chao squeezed his orchid finger and pushed Zhang Long, a smile appeared on his nervous expression.

"Really, in the middle of the night, is it fun for you to make such a joke?" Ma Han and Zhao Hu shook their heads again and again, feeling very helpless towards Zhang Long.

"That's right, I really thought you killed Zheng Qiang, you scared him to death." Lin Yanran also pushed Zhang Long coquettishly.

Obviously, the hearts of the four people were relieved. Zheng Qiang didn't die, which meant that nothing happened.

The car hasn't started yet.

At this moment, the sound of rumbling footsteps and howling came from the bar. When everyone looked back, they saw Zheng Qiang taking the lead, followed by a large group of men in black. With a bright long knife, he came straight to the door.

The hearts of several people who had just let go hung up again.

"Damn, so many people? What do they want to do?" Several people said almost in unison.

Looking at these teammates, Zhang Long was powerless to complain, and lazily waved the water gun in front of their eyes, and said leisurely: "What do you think?"

"Hiss..." Looking at the swaying water gun, and thinking about what Zhang Long said just now that the water gun shot Zheng Qiang in the face, several people gasped in sudden realization.

"Hurry up, hurry up, drive!" Ma Han, Wang Chao, and Lin Yanran shouted at the same time.

Zhao Hu was already frantically starting the car, shouting at the same time: "Your sister, it's driving!"

"Hum..." The car started, and two blue flames sprayed out from the wing-like tail, and the streamlined sports car rushed out like a rocket.

"Follow me! I'm going to skin that bastard!" Zheng Qiang also rushed out, looked at the car running away, he waved the big knife in his hand and shouted, and then dozens of people rushed towards him. He ran across the parking lot on both sides of the bar.

Zhao Hu's car has driven a long way.The street was very quiet in the middle of the night, only the purple waterfall lights and two rows of towering lighthouses flickered, illuminating the empty road.

After Zheng Qiang waited to chase him out with his car, there was already a long distance between the two parties.

"Brother Long, you, you can do it." Looking back at the pursuers who were still far away, Ma Han raised his hand to wipe off his cold sweat, and gave Zhang Long a trembling thumbs up.

"Brother Long, can you give me a reason?" Zhao Chao swallowed, staring at Zhang Long, still in shock.

"Does the whole person need a reason?" Zhang Long said lightly, leaning leisurely on the back of the chair, Erlang's upturned legs were still trembling.

"Long, you're not trying to trick people, you're looking for tricks. Fortunately, I drove here, otherwise we would all be teased down." Zhao Hu, who was driving in front, panted.

Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders, still very leisurely, "That's why I asked you to drive your big plane. With your awesome sports car, their rags can't catch up."

"Oh, I'm so fucking smart!" After a short pause, Zhang Long raised his hand and stroked the broken hair on his forehead, feeling narcissistic.

Hearing this, Lin Yanran frowned and looked at Zhang Long, and said in great confusion: "Zhang Long, what do you want? You have been too abnormal recently. The Zheng family has a feud with your family, but I have never seen you treat each other. Zheng Qiang is like this, why did you suddenly..."

Lin Yanran couldn't continue, feeling that Zhang Long's behavior had gone beyond the scope of human thinking.

"Hehe." At this moment, Zhao Hu, who was driving in front, suddenly sneered. The laughter sounded like he was about to cry.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Long grinned, looked at Zhao Hu's back and said, "Brother Hu, you are still afraid, right? They can't catch up, this is not like your style."

"Hehe," Zhao Hu smirked again, aggrieved, and said without looking back, "Long, if I tell you that my car's energy is about to run out, I don't know if you can calm down."

"What kind of horse?" Zhang Long jumped up with a bang, and climbed to the seat in front to take a look ahead. Sure enough, the energy meter had bottomed out.

"My mother..." Zhang Long lost his composure, turned his head to look at the dozen or so sports cars chasing him, and shouted loudly, "Didn't you check if you had enough energy when you came?"

"Damn it, it's enough to take you home! Who knew you'd use it to escape!" Zhao Hu also responded at the top of his voice.

All of a sudden, the few people who had just relaxed fell into panic again. If they were chased by Zheng Qiang's men, they would have to be skinned if they didn't die. The boss of Tangtangye Paris was shot in the face by a student with a water gun. This... Even if Zheng Qiang is a Buddha, he will be mad with anger!

"Quick, quick, quick... find a way!"

"What do you think? Why don't you throw the car and run away!"

"Paralysis, can you run past other people's cars?"

"Then what to do!"

Zhang Long, Wang Chao, Ma Han, and Lin Yanran were lying side by side on the back seat. They all stared at the chasing enemy with rounded eyes, screaming one by one.

"That's right, go to school, the school is very close." Suddenly, Zhang Long's eyes lit up, and he thought of something, then turned around suddenly, slapped Zhao Hu who was driving hard, and shouted: "Brother Hu, Go to our school, they dare not enter Kewu University."