God level funny comparison system

"Use any other tricks. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll accept everything."

Liang Yuesheng stood still on the stage, Zhang Long said calmly with an evil smile on his lips.

Liang Yuesheng took a breath, and there was a smile on his face, but he looked a little bitter. He looked at Zhang Long, and said in a very difficult voice: "Zhang Long, I really want to ask you for advice. question."

The audience below also fell silent. After the quiet scene, the voices of the conversation between the two echoed. Even those audiences who didn't know why could see some tricks. This way of speaking, it is obvious that there is a big gap between the two. .

"Oh? Ask me for advice? Haha..." Zhang Long laughed loudly, "Brother Yuesheng, I remember when I beat you to the ground when I was young, did you say something?" Zhang Long tilted his head and thought for a while, " Oh, by the way, I have only one brain in my head. Now you want to ask me for advice, tsk tsk, I am flattered."

Liang Yuesheng closed his eyes, tried his best to calm down his mood, and then smiled sadly: "I just don't understand, you are a person who can't be ranked in the hall of elegance in terms of behavior, cultivation talent, etc. Why did it become so powerful overnight? What's even more strange is why I can never get a little bit of money from you? Even if it was you, I would lose to you again and again? Why?"

This is a question, a question that makes Liang Yuesheng very painful. He really wants to know that since he was a child, he is no worse than Zhang Long in everything, but he loses in everything in Zhang Long's hands. He is really unconvinced.

Zhang Long raised his sword eyebrows, and said with great interest: "Maybe it's your character."

"Character?" Liang Yuesheng frowned.

"For example," Zhang Longxie said with a smile, "For example, if you like Tie Ruanxiang, I don't like her. From this simple example, you can see that you like self-torture, but I am normal."

"Haha..." There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

"Zhang Long, you..." Tie Ruanxiang raised her scallion-white jade finger and pointed at Zhang Long, but she didn't know how to refute it. Instead, her face burned and she felt a little guilty. She quickly looked back and bowed her head in silence .

Who is Tie Ruanxiang, the eldest lady of the Tie family, in the eyes of the entire Jiangcheng people, she is the girl of heaven, and she herself also thinks that she is the girl of heaven, so, since she was a child, whenever there is a man who has a little bit of contact with her, She can't help but think of a question, thinking that this person likes her and wants to get close to her, so he approaches her.

In the eyes of Tie Ruanxiang, there is really no one who can catch her eye, especially Zhang Long. She even hates this dude who has no demeanor, and she always thinks that Zhang Long has unreasonable thoughts about her, otherwise Why do you always sing against her, just to attract her attention.

But now, she felt guilty, and she realized that she had made a huge mistake, which made her feel ashamed of frustration.

The example that Zhang Long just gave on the stage is very illustrative. Whether it is the current Zhang Long or the former good-for-nothing Zhang Long, they don't pay attention to her, the beauty of the sky, at all.

A good-for-nothing who doesn't have the slightest interest in the princess-like girl of the sky, and even has a little dislike in his words?

Suddenly, Tie Ruanxiang felt a little suffocated, and realized for the first time that she seemed to be acting affectionate.

Hearing what Zhang Long said, Lin Yanran was full of shyness. She didn't expect Zhang Long to be quite determined. You know, few men can resist the temptation of a beautiful woman like Tie Ruanxiang.

But next, Zhang Long's performance surprised Lin Yanran.

"Hey, are you here to compete or chat with me? Get out if you don't fight, you're not interested in chatting!" Looking at Wu Fan who was still thinking, Zhang Long frowned impatiently.

With a shock in his eyes, Liang Yuesheng smiled, a little nervously, and without saying a word, he suddenly flipped his hands over and took out a package that looked like a kit from the inner pocket of his black jacket.

The silky blue brocade pouch was made of extraordinary fabric, but Liang Yuesheng didn't care about it. With a flick of a hard long sword like Zhang Long's in his hand, there was a hiss, and the brocade pouch was easily torn apart.

Immediately, a large piece of golden powder floated over the ring.

"This is Chunxiang psychedelic powder. I originally planned to deal with you, but I have changed my mind now. I want to fight you seriously!"

Just as Liang Yuesheng was speaking, the gold powder all over the sky suddenly swayed automatically. Under the light, strands of gold powder could be seen swaying like silk. During the swaying, all the gold powder automatically gathered together, and then, The figure of a stunning woman is outlined in the void.

"My mother..." Zhang Long's eyes suddenly widened.

As expected of high technology, the shape of the beautiful woman outlined by the gold powder is so beautiful, every part of her body seems to be specially designed for men, irresistible, Zhang Long is even more irresistible.

It's not a two-dimensional picture, but a vivid three-dimensional woman. After the shimmer of the gold powder gradually dissipates, the woman really appears, suspended in the air, dancing lightly.

The long skirt made of white and green gauze, the long sleeves are pink again, when the long sleeves are waving, it looks like two swaying rainbows, and the white and green gauze is even more hazy and psychedelic under the light , indistinctly, fully revealing the woman's graceful figure.

Bright eyes and white teeth, exquisite and impeccable face, with sparkling eyelashes, every frown and smile seems to be looking at Zhang Long, but others seem to be looking at themselves.

That dancing posture, that figure, is just like a flying fairy from the sky.

"I'll fuck it..."

"it's so pretty……"

"Your sister is killing me..."

All the male compatriots at the scene were obsessed, and they all opened their mouths, drooling!
Zhang Long, who was the closest, could not help but let out his halazi, his eyes were round and full of twinkling stars.

Liang Yuesheng on the opposite side was also stunned. He thought that all the tricks would be useless to Zhang Long, but now it seems that it is obviously wrong. This is the guy who drooled when he saw a beautiful woman back then.

But, didn't he just say that he didn't even like Tie Ruanxiang?Why is Mao acting so hungry and thirsty now?
"Whoa!"

At this moment, the referee on the stage couldn't stand it any longer. Seeing the slender and transfigured woman dancing, he was a little blushing, so he crushed the transfigured woman with one palm.

The gold powder scattered all over the sky, but it could not gather again.

"Damn it! Let her dance a little longer and die!" Looking at the disappearing beauty, Zhang Long turned around and cursed at the referee.

The referee rolled his eyes and ignored it, despising Zhang Long's restlessness.

"Zhang Long, it seems that in the future, we need to customize a special training task for you. Your concentration on beautiful women is too bad! Don't you even like girls like Tie Ruanxiang? Why? Drooling over an illusion?" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl was also puzzled.

There are many beautiful women around Zhang Long, even Lin Yanran is excluded, Yu Wenqin, Yang Yang, and Nuo Waner are also good, I have never seen him have such a reaction to anyone, but it is just to those who meet for the first time The strange beauty couldn't resist, and the almighty little girl couldn't understand this strange phenomenon.

Hearing this, Zhang Long rolled his eyes in the sea of ​​knowledge, and said disdainfully: "Death is so cheap, there are some things you will never understand. Because you are a woman! There is a kind of man who takes liking and love as well as lust, oh no , Appreciation is very clear, liking is liking, love is love, lust, oh no, appreciation is appreciation, and can’t be confused! So, I don’t like Tie Ruanxiang, it doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate her beauty. Wow Kaka !"

"Okay, you win!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl was completely cast down.

"Brother Yuesheng, I really don't know what to say about you. In fact, your trick just now is the most effective for me. Why do you think you gave up?" After a short pause, Zhang Long's eyes fell on On Liang Yuesheng's face, the tone was extremely regretful and sympathetic.

Liang Yuesheng was even more regretful, his heart turned cold, he closed his eyes, and remained silent for a long time.

Seeing Zhang Long's pervert-like expression just now, he already regretted it, what a trick from God, the only trick that worked, he gave up on his own initiative?

Now Liang Yuesheng suddenly realized that it wasn't that Zhang Long was too powerful, but that he was too stupid.Why don't you finish implementing the clearly determined plan?
Crying without tears!

"Hey, what's the matter? Liang Yuesheng, it's almost done. Do you want to fight or not? If you don't make a move, I will." His face suddenly changed, and Zhang Long's voice became more severe.

Liang Yuesheng didn't move, he didn't want to move, he just wanted to be alone and think about what went wrong that led to such a fiasco.

He couldn't even remember how many games Zhang Long won in a row.

"You really don't understand? Are you pretending to be pitiful to me? Fuck you!" After walking around Liang Yuesheng, Zhang Long was not polite when he saw that Liang Yuesheng was still standing there. kicked Liang Yuesheng's butt.

Ever since, Liang Yuesheng flew out of the ring in such a magnificent manner like a dog eating shit, drew a perfect arc in the air, and then landed on the ground with a thud.

It's just that he kept his eyes closed all the time, he was really frustrated, the only trick that worked, that's it, just missed it!