God level funny comparison system

The audience was silent.In the arena, Zhang Long and Xiang Chaoyang stood face to face. It had been 3 minutes and the fight had not started yet.

I saw that the two of them were smiling and staring at each other, feeling a little sympathetic to each other.

People were depressed watching it, this is a competition, not a joke!

"Brother Chaoyang..."

"Brother Long..."

The two finally spoke, and the audience felt relieved. Is this about to start a fight?
"Brother Chaoyang, when I was at the base, I knew you were a master, and today I finally have the opportunity to experience it." Zhang Long smiled gently again.

Xiang Chaoyang also had a sunny smile on his face, and said softly: "Long, do we really want to fight?"

"Don't worry," Zhang Long flicked his hair heartily, "Which one of us is with the other, click as far as you can, don't worry."

"Hehe..." Xiang Chaoyang chuckled again, and then the two fell into silence again.

A few seconds later, Zhang Long narrowed his eyes and asked in confusion, "Brother Chaoyang, why haven't you made a move yet?"

Xiang Chaoyang took a deep breath, and without changing his smile, he pondered for a moment before saying, "My...legs are weak."

"Wow..."

Everyone opened their mouths wide in shock, and their jaws dropped to the ground.

Zhang Long was also struck by lightning, looking at Xiang Chaoyang's legs, damn it, he was really shaking.

"No way!" Looking at Xiang Chaoyang's face, Zhang Long yelled depressedly, "Brother Chaoyang, you are shaking! Hurry up and make a move! If you don't come out, I will come out!"

"Wait a minute!" Seeing that Zhang Long was about to raise his sword, Xiang Chaoyang suddenly raised his hand and shouted.

Zhang Long stopped, and frowned again in doubt, "What's the matter?"

However, Xiang Chaoyang's face became serious. He first looked around the audience, then looked at Zhang Long very deeply, and said word by word: "Long, I think we should not hurt our peace! So I decided to admit defeat. !"

"..."

Zhang Long opened his mouth wide in shock again.And the audience in the audience was drooling and quietly messed up in the wind.

After speaking, Xiang Chaoyang turned around and walked down the stage.

"Hey, Chaoyang, you can't do this, so everyone will think that you lost to me on purpose, that's not good." Zhang Long made a helpless expression, and hurriedly chased after him.

On the other hand, Xiang Chaoyang sped up his speed and ran down the ring immediately, shouting loudly while running: "What a misunderstanding, people are not blind, you can tell that you are better than me with your butt!"

"..." Zhang Long stayed on the ring again.

"Haha..." Xu Xianlong, who was near the front of the auditorium, laughed loudly, "Chaoyang, well done!"

"Haha..." All the brothers laughed out loud.

Seeing the happy faces of his brothers, Zhang Long stopped insisting, shook his head, lazily took out a cigarette and lit it, took a puff leisurely, and waited for the next competition.

At this moment, except Zhang Long and his brothers who were more active, the rest of the audience was very quiet, still unable to react to the strange phenomenon in front of them.

In addition, Liang Yuesheng and Zheng Tianyi also recovered their insidious expressions, especially Liang Yuesheng, although he couldn't see anything on his expression, but his sharp eyes were locked on Zhang Long. The first scene before, was nothing but It's just the tapas of his whole plan, and when the later plan unfolds later, he doesn't believe that he can't be killed.

Seeing that someone had taken the initiative to admit defeat in front of Zhang Long at this moment, Liang Yuesheng and Zheng Tianyi couldn't wait to go up and teach Zhang Long a lesson.

"Well, next, the next challenger is Ma Han from the University of Science and Technology!" The host's trembling voice came again, but the voice was still only heard but not the person.

People were not in the mood to pay attention to the funny host. After hearing the name Ma Han, many audience members started whispering again, and the quiet atmosphere finally became noisy for a short time.

But after only a moment of excitement, the people returned to silence, because they had already found out that Ma Han and Zhang Long had an equally good relationship, and they were brothers who grew up together.

Well, this scene, I don't know how to play it again.

"Brother Long, did you make it? Looking at you now, I feel like an idiot." Ma Han has already stepped into the ring, standing opposite Zhang Long with his copper-skinned and iron-framed body, both of them have a cigarette in their mouths , chatting tepidly amidst the smog.

"Brother is serious, why do you have such an idea?" Zhang Long took a light breath and asked leisurely.

"I grew up with you, and we met almost every day, but I didn't realize that the Brother Long I knew was more perverted than the Brother Long I imagined."

"Hey, Mahan, I'm not a pervert."

"I know, I mean, you are more powerful than I imagined, I hate myself, I am too stupid and naive, how can a character like Brother Long be a waste? I should have found out..." Ma Han said With a pained expression on his face, he began to beat his chest.

"Brother, don't do this, if you hurt yourself, I will be heartbroken..." Zhang Long quickly dissuaded him.

The people in the audience were completely dumbfounded. Is this fucking a plane? Is Ximen Chuuxue fighting Lu Xiaofeng?A decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City?Do you want to be so ecstasy?

"Brother Long, I don't want to say anything more, I just want you to understand one sentence." On the stage, Ma Han said again.

"Brother, please speak and listen carefully." Zhang Long was as deep as ever.

Ma Han raised his head and stared at Zhang Long seriously, his eyes flickering, "I, Ma Han, will be your brother for a day and will be your brother for the rest of my life! Take care!"

"Take care!" Zhang Long was taken over.

Then Mahan turned around and walked down the stage.

"Huh?" Zhang Long noticed something was wrong, his eyes trembled, and he hurriedly chased after him, "Hey, hey, Ma Han, why are you leaving? Can you save me some face, I've been standing like an idiot for a long time! "

"Ahaha..." Ma Han, who had already stepped down, ran away and laughed loudly: "Brother Long, only idiots will fight you!"

"..." Zhang Long stopped on the ring again depressed.

After a short pause, he shook his head and sighed, then turned his head leisurely, and lazily shouted towards the stage in the distance: "Host, do you dare to let Huajie's people come on? I'm here to compete, isn't it?" Standing here as a model!"

"Dangdang!"

The noise of the microphone falling on the ground sounded in the loudspeaker at the scene, and after a few seconds of silence, the host's voice came, and he said in an even trembling voice: "Long, Brother Long, don't worry, let me watch Look. Wow! Great, the next contestant is Hua Jie, named..."

The host suddenly excitedly revealed the name of a Huajie player.

For a moment, many people's eyes were focused on the players on Huajie's side.

"Gudong!" One of the buddies with footprints on his face and a little black face swallowed, and then walked out tremblingly.

It was the one who despised Zhang Long under the ring last time, and was caught in the face by the slipper thrown by Zhang Long's slippery foot.

His unswollen face was covered with cold sweat, he staggered, and walked for a long time before standing on the ring.

The referee lazily said "Start", then stood in the corner with his arms folded, watching with a disinterested expression on his face, not interested at all.

"Brother, I'm very excited to see you, I can finally do it, come on!" Zhang Long clasped his fists and said, then bent slightly to salute.

"Ah... don't kill me..." Suddenly, the buddy on the opposite side stared, turned around and ran away with a scream. The speed was like a gust of wind, and he ran directly into the passageway on the side of the stage. .

"Hey." The cigarette butt at the corner of Zhang Long's mouth fell on the ring, and he was still in a bent posture, sluggish.

The little interest that the audience had just raised suddenly fell to the bottom, and they all rolled their eyes and fell on their chairs. This game is impossible to watch.

"Your sister's, I just bent over, and you're so scared? Is it scary? Damn!" Straightening up, Zhang Long looked at the passage in the distance, and cursed depressingly.

"Funbi host, hurry up, the next one is coming!" Xu Xianlong couldn't bear it any longer, and dozens of people shouted towards the stage in unison.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, the next one right away, cough..." The host, who was hiding somewhere, shouted at an extremely fast speed: "Next, the next contestant, Huo Lei from Kewu University!"

"Huo Lei?" The host shouted the name, Ma Han, Lin Yanran, and many freshmen from Kewu University, their expressions suddenly changed, even Zhao Hu from Huajie University frowned. frown.

Although Huo Lei is also a student of Kewu University, students who know Zhang Long and Huo Lei know that these two have always had Liangzi, and Huo Lei is not the kind of timid person, but a well-developed brain Simple guy, this kind of person is often very courageous.

For a while, the scene became lively again, and the audience also smelled a hint of gunpowder from the expressions of those students.Scores of spectators stood up, and various voices of discussion and excited breathing filled the entire scene.

Small and broken sounds, like the buzzing of countless flies, echoed in the huge room for a long time.

At this moment, Huo Lei finally walked out.

He looked at Zhang Long with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with an unusually bright glow, and there was even an almost crazy smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Bang bang bang." After walking a few steps steadily, Huo Lei suddenly accelerated, jumped three steps in a row, and then suddenly flew away, and immediately landed heavily on the ring.

"Boom!" The entire huge arena trembled, and violent ripples spread out, pushing the interest of the audience to its peak.

Obviously, the long-lost battle is coming back!

And judging from the energy fluctuations and the energy value on the upper screen, Huo Lei's strength among the first-class players is considered to be at the upper-middle level.

People had already thought of a hearty fight, the noise gradually subsided, and people began to hold their breath and stare at the stage without blinking.