God level funny comparison system

"Damn, Brother Long, don't piss your cat out, or I will despise you." Looking at the tears in Zhang Long's eyes, Ma Han and Chao Chao walked over. He lit.

Zhang Long took a deep breath, exhaled a large cloud of smoke, let the light blue smoke cover his face, and sighed: "Brother, you will not understand the pain in your heart."

Ma Han and Wang Chao glanced at each other, both grinning, feeling very novel.

In their memories, this guy who has been a bully since childhood, has a cheeky brother who can't be pierced by bullets, has been beaten by his father countless times with various combinations of punches and has never cried, and today he is so sensational ?

"Brother Long, what's the matter? Isn't she just a stinky bitch? Another day, the brothers will destroy her daughter's country and just avenge you." Ma Han patted Zhang Long on the shoulder and said.

Wang Chao also took a step forward, looked at Zhang Long's gloomy face, blinked, and tentatively said: "Brother, you don't really like that Liu Yueqing, do you?"

Hearing this, Ma Han stared at him, and nodded in agreement. I am afraid that only true love can make Brother Long so depressed.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes greatly, waved the cigarette butt in his hand and said: "I like her? She is Mei Chaofeng, she kills people with high heels at every turn, I will like her? Grass!"

"Then you look like you've lost your love." Ma Han curled his lips in disappointment.

"That's right, and you've played pervertedly with others over and over again, anyone with eyes can see that you're not normal to this Liu Yueqing." Wang Chao added.

"Get out!" Zhang Long cursed again, "This crazy woman's revenge will be revenged in another day, and there are more important things to do now."

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Zhang Long suddenly became serious, Wang Chao and Ma Han also rushed forward, thinking that Brother Long would make some big news again, and it was just finished.

Zhang Long didn't answer immediately, but narrowed his eyes slightly, and fell into silence, but he was communicating with Death Zhijian in his heart.

The three brothers smoked together, shrouded in smoke, like flying through the clouds.

"Death is cheap, is this first mission completed?" Zhang Long asked in the sea of ​​knowledge.

"Yes, are you going to do the second one?" The little girl who was lying in the void with her legs crossed suddenly jumped up, "Why don't you take it easy? The second mission is tomorrow night."

"Can it be made earlier?" Zhang Long said in a very low voice. This evening has been ruined, and he doesn't want to ruin tomorrow night.

"Of course you can, haha, you can't delay the task, but you can do it in advance!" The little girl laughed excitedly.

"Tell me, what to do." Zhang Long encouraged himself, he had already guessed the abnormality of this task from the little girl's smile.

When the little girl assigned the task before, Zhang Long only paid attention to the first task, and the second task was very vague, giving Zhang Long a vague feeling that it was a task of courting death, but he didn't remember it clearly.

"Giggle...Okay, I'll convey it to you again now." The little girl laughed tremblingly.

The blue energy lit up, and a string of information appeared in Zhang Long's mind.

Looking at the message, Zhang Long, who was smoking, opened his mouth wide, and the cigarette butt at the corner of his mouth automatically fell to the ground. The whole Dynasty and Ma Han were startled, and they felt more and more that Brother Long was not normal. This was a sick rhythm. ah.

The second task: humiliate the night Paris bar owner with a water gun.

The message also includes a background introduction to the target:
The owner of Ye Paris Bar, whose name is Zheng Qiang, is nicknamed "Brother Scar Qiang". He has a physical value of around 130, knows two martial arts, and has more than 60 subordinates.

Ye Paris Bar belongs to the property of the Zheng family, one of the top ten families in Jiangcheng. Zheng Qiang is the adopted son of Zheng Hongshou, the head of the Zheng family.

The Zheng family of the top ten families has always been at odds with the Zhang family where Zhang Long belongs, and the relationship is not good.

It really is a mission to find death.

"Death is cheap, this cheap system is really fucking capable of trouble. I won't let it go until I'm completely disabled." Staying on the chair, Zhang Long said depressed in his heart.

"Don't worry, with the Zhijian system, you will not die, so you can rest assured to execute it. Oh yes, even if you can't die, you should pay attention, it is best not to let other people's bullets hit you, otherwise ..." The little girl didn't finish.

Zhang Long didn't delve into it. Even if the little girl didn't remind him, he would be 1 careful. He didn't believe that the Zhijian system could save him after he was headshot by a bullet.

Zhang Long is a bit of a joke, but he is definitely not a fool. He would not do the stupid thing of deliberately blocking bullets with a bulletproof vest.

Besides, even if you really won't die, it doesn't mean you won't hurt.

"Brother Long, what's the matter? Is it a demonic disease? Do you want to call an ambulance for you?"

"Brother Long, don't scare us, crap, this is all dementia."

Seeing that Zhang Long was motionless, Wang Chao and Ma Han shouted anxiously.

"You're fucking demented." Zhang Long suddenly rolled his eyes and yelled.

"Ouch..." Wang Chao and Ma Han also rolled their eyes at the same time, "Brother Long, what's wrong with your sudden surprise, you can't be really perverted."

"Okay, let's get down to business first." After scolding the two of them again, Zhang Long said, "Call Zhao Hu and ask him to drive his big plane over and wait for me at the gate of Ye Paris in an hour."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long got up suddenly and turned around to take a bath.

"Night Paris?" Ma Han murmured, turning his head to look at Dynasty, the two of them looked at each other.

Behind Ye Paris is the Zheng family, which they know, and they have conflicts with the families of their four brothers. They would never go there to play on weekdays. This dragon suddenly wants to go to Ye Paris, whether it is It's dangerous to do anything.

However, the two didn't ask any more questions, and took out their mobile phones and started calling Zhao Hu.

This is the habit of the brothers for many years. No matter who has something to do, other people never care about right or wrong, whether it is reasonable or not, it is right to help without saying anything.

Just like Zhang Long was beaten up by Liu Yueqing earlier, if Zhang Long hadn't said to deal with it in the future, the Ma Han brothers would definitely lead people to wipe out that daughter country. Let's not say whether they have the strength, but they must have the courage.

When Zhang Long took a shower and came out with a change of clothes, Zhao Hu had already arrived and was waiting for him in the room.

"Long, haha, your image in my mind is much taller." Seeing Zhang Long walking out, Zhao Hu stood up from the sofa and laughed.

He is one year older than Zhang Long and Dynasty Ma Han, and he is used to calling Zhang Long like this.

"Brother Xie Hu, you are the only one who didn't hurt me." Zhang Long walked over with a smile.

Zhao Hu threw a cigarette over and continued to laugh and said, "Just kidding, we brothers are with whom, even if you are really admitted to the mental hospital tomorrow, we are still brothers. I will visit you every day with Chao Mahan. Oh By the way, when the time comes, will you be fishing in the washbasin like in the movie?"

"Ahaha..." Ma Han and Wang Chao also laughed.

Zhang Long's face sank, he rolled his eyes at Zhao Hu and said, "I knew it, you won't just praise me."

After speaking, he leaned on the sofa and lit a cigarette.

The three of Zhao Hu also became serious all of a sudden. Zhao Hu was [-] meters tall, and his physique was stronger than Ma Han. He was wearing a black leather vest with only a small vest inside, and his shoulders and neck were exposed. Both arms have extremely exaggerated muscle lines, but the skin is quite fair, not like Mahan's bronze color.

Lifting his very baggy jeans, Zhao Hu also leaned on the sofa, took a puff on his cigarette, glanced at Zhang Long and said, "You're going to Night Paris in the middle of the night, isn't it just for a drink? If you want to be bigger, call more brothers."

"No, just drive your big plane and wait for me at the door in an hour. Don't go too early, and don't be surrounded by then, it will be troublesome." Zhang Long frowned slightly, planning in his heart .

Hearing this, Zhao Hu turned his head to Wang Chao Ma Han, who nodded quickly, with an expression of "he just wants to make a big deal" on his face.

"Okay, that's it!" Rolling his eyes, Zhao Hu nodded.

"Yeah." Zhang Long nodded, threw away the cigarette butt handsomely, and started to walk towards the door, "I'll take a step first, I still have something to buy."

After walking a few steps, Zhang Long stopped suddenly, touched his trouser pocket, then turned around and walked to the cabinet under the TV. After searching for a while, he took out a short stick that was as long as the palm of his hand.

Looking at this scene, the three of Zhao and Hu looked at each other again, and then nodded to each other with mysterious expressions on their faces, as if they had already proved something.

Looking at the electric shock whip in his hand, Zhang Long smiled with satisfaction, put it in his pocket and continued walking out.

"Dong dong..."

As soon as he reached the door, there was a knock on the door.

"Fuck, there are so many things to do tonight." Looking at the door in front of him, Zhang Long cursed impatiently, and pulled the door open, then he was stunned.