God level funny comparison system

A streak of azure energy emerged from Zhang Long's fingers and sank into the tape recorder without a trace.

Immediately, the antique tape recorder came to life, and I saw traces of azure blue current flowing on the dilapidated casing. Immediately, the melody of "Conquer" sounded.

I have to say that the melody of this song is really aggrieved.

At the same time, the adapted lyrics appeared in Zhang Long's mind.

Looking at the lyrics, Zhang Long gasped again, your sister's is directly the climax!
"Conquer you like this, whether you accept it or not, my mood is very confused, and your mood is even more fucking confused... Confused..." Before Zhang Long was ready, he sang by himself.

She winked affectionately, with a wretched smile on the corner of her mouth, she kept winking at Liu Yueqing in the distant window, opened the nightgown with both hands, revealing the cartoon pants inside, and the flip-flops she was wearing .

"Conquer you like this, pull your hair like a waterfall, my mood is like a deer, and your mood is even more fucking small...a deer..."

Changing singing continued with Zhang Long's cock-duck voice, and his whole body was constantly tweaking his dancing postures, sometimes bewitching, sometimes bewitching, sometimes wretched, and sometimes extremely disgusting.

"Ah... ouch... eh... ah..."

In the five dormitory buildings, countless girls and women were detonated by the lyrics of Chi Guoguo. All the girls were like crazy, jumping and shouting, and some even tore the clothes and hair of the woman next to them. There was tearing his own clothes and hair, the scene was like a beast in war.

Deep down in Zhang Long's heart, he was also frantic.

"Damn it, what's going on? Why can't I control myself?" Seeing my body twist and twist, touch my legs for a while, lift my hips and twist my waist for a while, and move towards the building with a smile on my face. Liu Yueqing winked at him, and Zhang Long was almost scared to pee.

"Giggle...ahhaha..." The little girl was lying on her knees in the sea of ​​consciousness, tapping the void with her small hands, smiling with tears all over her face, and stammering: "What chicken, yes, it is controlled by the Burning Sword System itself, haha... ..."

The little girl had already laughed without any restraint, and her saliva flowed out.

"Oh... shit..." Zhang Long let out a depressed voice in the sea of ​​consciousness, and there was nothing he could do. If the Zhijian system wanted to control his body, he could only wait.

The aggrieved melody continued, Zhang Long continued to twist his waist, and waved his nightgown from time to time, which made the cartoon pants very conspicuous. way shouted.

"I can't stop loving you, I want to marry you back every day and every night, I can't stop loving me, I love you, I like you to flirt and wink at me..."

Suddenly, the singing voice changed, the aggrieved melody suddenly became explosive, and the conquest became endless love!

Zhang Long, who was controlled by the Zhijian system, also changed his style at once. He tapped on the ground with a flip-flop on one hairy leg, and stretched out one hand, pointing at Liu Yueqing upstairs, turning and turning, That look, that smile can only be described as a ladyboy.

"Damn it! Why can't I love you again?" In the sea of ​​consciousness, Zhang Long shouted again with consciousness.

"What a chicken...Ahaha..." The little girl continued to laugh and leaned back and forth, "Maybe the Zhijian system is also activated!"

"Damn it!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes in his heart, and was about to cry, but unfortunately he couldn't control his body, "It's fucking okay, it's really the cheapest system!"

Under the explosive music, the atmosphere of the women's college was pushed to a new climax.It seemed that there were countless fighter jets circling in the sky, and all kinds of voices were filled with chaos.

Especially the screams of those women are all sopranos, piercing the sound and cracking stones!
Then, countless flashes began to flicker, and the sound of snapping pictures came, and many women took out strong flashlights and directly shot them into various fancy beams of light, covering Zhang Long like a spotlight on a stage.

The whole world has become Zhang Long's stage.

And Zhang Long, who was controlled by the Zhijian system, danced more excitedly, and sang harder. The nightgown on his body had been drooped halfway, showing his skeleton-like body, half-covered and half-covered, wanting to refuse to return it. Welcome, how coquettish and coquettish you want to be.

At this time, amidst the screams, girls in each building began to drop their clothes, all kinds of clothes, both inside and outside, as if they were cheering for Zhang Long, and they all went crazy.

Clothes of various colors fluttered in the air like flowers.

In this completely chaotic atmosphere, a few security guards ran over from the school gate, and the female teachers who were in charge of the school's security and order were standing in the distance and shouting together with the women upstairs.

The male security guards were aggressive at first, thinking which grandson would dare to seduce Lao Tzu's women in my territory. In this girls' school, they are the only male security guards, and they have long regarded all the female teachers and students as their own in their hearts. At this moment, a guy suddenly appeared and danced hotly to attract all the women to dance around, of course he was not happy.

However, as soon as they walked to the side of the garden, looking at the extremely familiar figure in the distance, several security guards were stunned, especially the two who were in the guard room just now.

"Isn't that the pervert? How did he get in? Over the wall?" A security guard yelled in surprise.

"Hurry up, come on, haven't you practiced!" The security guard next to him urged.

"Why don't you fuck it? You don't pay attention to a dozen perverts..."

"Pervert...I'm going to kill you!"

The security guard's voice hadn't fallen yet, and there was a violent shout, and the voice was directly wrapped with tyrannical energy fluctuations, drowning out all the voices at once.

On the third floor directly opposite, a circle of violent ripples opened in the void, and then Liu Yueqing flew out.

The smooth and white shoulders reflected a layer of white light under various lights, black hair fluttered, murderous aura galloped, that fair and pretty face was livid, with traces of black aura rising faintly.

"Wow... Teacher Liu Yueqing is angry, it's even more exciting!"

"Oh, I can't take it anymore! Will Teacher Liu Yueqing kill him?"

"I'm so anxious to pee, but I can't miss this scene!"

People stopped screaming and started shouting in excited voices.

With both arms outstretched, in the three-storey void, Liu Yueqing spread her wings like a great roc, slowly falling down, as if she was really flying, and she was indeed flying.

At this moment, the singing stopped abruptly, the music stopped automatically, and a touch of blue energy flashed away in Zhang Long's body.

Zhang Long returned to normal.

"Damn it, she has become Mei Chaofeng again." Looking at the beautiful female teacher who was getting closer and closer in the air, Zhang Long murmured.

"Why are you still standing there? Run!" the little girl reminded in Consciousness Sea.

"That's right!" Zhang Long raised his eyebrows, and Zhang Long murmured suddenly, then turned around and ran away, grinning his teeth, and shouted in his heart: "Help me invisibly, invisibly, or I will really die."

When death really came, Zhang Long was still afraid.Suicide is fine, but she doesn't want to, and seeing Liu Yueqing's black face, once she is caught, it's not simply her killing, but torture!

"Miss Liu, misunderstood, misunderstood!" Zhang Long ran desperately, jumped into the garden, jumped out of the garden, and appeared directly on the avenue leading to the school gate.

The white pajamas were flying behind him, the flip-flops made a clicking sound when they hit the ground, and the cartoon underwear swayed up and down, and the cartoon pattern on it was grinning, as if it was also laughing wildly.

"Misunderstand your second uncle! You are dead today!" Liu Yueqing roared from behind, and then Zhang Long felt the cold wind getting closer.

With his failing stamina, it is impossible to run past Liu Yueqing.

Under Liu Yueqing's running, the black wind was flying, and he almost didn't touch the ground. He obviously had extremely high martial arts skills. As mentioned in the introduction of the Zhijian system, this Liu Yueqing has a physical value of around 180, which is completely It has exceeded the limit of human beings, and can only be raised to such a height by martial arts and some special techniques.

In the blink of an eye, Liu Yueqing rushed to a distance of more than ten meters behind Zhang Long like a fierce bat. With the smooth and round jade arms, the whole person was black and white, and looked even more stern.

"His!"

As the delicate voice fell, Liu Yueqingyu shook her hand, a black line flashed from the waist of her leather pants, and a long black whip appeared in her hand.

"Stop!" There was another roar, and immediately, a sharp explosion exploded in the void.

The long black whip fell from the sky like a giant black python, and the sharp tip of the whip was facing Zhang Long's head.

"My mother..." Zhang Long felt his skin hurt just from the sharp sound of the wind, and instinctively tilted his head, and continued to shout in his heart: "Death is so cheap, are you just ignoring death like this? I'm dead What's in it for you?"

"Don't worry, you won't die." The little girl's voice returned to her usual laziness, as if she was about to go to bed.

"Clap!"

The long whip came down and hit Zhang Long's shoulders impartially, and then he flew up, rolling a series of times in the air.

The pain felt like falling apart. After rolling several times in the air and hitting the ground, Zhang Long was already spinning, his eyes were full of stars, and his thinking was in chaos.

Resisting the urge to faint, Zhang Long saw Liu Yueqing's plump and tight legs walking over in turn through his hazy vision, and then a jade hand grabbed his corner, and then he was like that. Shangdi was dragged away.