God level funny comparison system

After playing the song, the classroom became extremely quiet, and a needle could be heard falling.

All the artistic conceptions, like a whale absorbing water, quickly withdraw from people's minds.

But the people didn't wake up, their expressions were dull, and their minds were blank.

On Zhang Long's body, the faint energy fluctuations also gradually dissipated, and his temperament immediately dropped.

When he looked up at the students in the classroom, he was also taken aback. The students in the entire classroom seemed to be petrified, as if they were deeply hypnotized.

"Damn it, death is cheap, this zither card is awesome." Looking around, Zhang Long stared in surprise, communicating with the little girl in the sea of ​​knowledge.

"Of course, you think the Zhijian system is a vegetarian." The little girl rolled her eyes triumphantly and said disdainfully.

"Hehe...hehe..." Zhang Long suddenly smiled again, with a sinister and cunning smile, and then he looked back at Luo Shuang who was beside him.

Luo Shuang was still staring at Zhang Long's back, her beautiful eyes were full of lingering horror and doubt, especially now, she found that Zhang Long's tall temperament disappeared inexplicably after the sound of the piano fell, and the whole The person has become that stinking kid again, who is also somewhat suspicious of being obscene.

How can this be?How can a person's temperament appear and disappear at will?How the hell did this guy do it?Freak.

"Teacher, how do you feel?" Zhang Longxie said with a wink at Luo Shuang.

"Cough." Pretty face flushed, Luo Shuang coughed lightly, puffed out her chest quickly, and said with some guilt: "It's okay, it's okay, you win."

"Haha..." Zhang Long laughed wantonly.

At this moment, the students in the classroom have also come to their senses. Most of them, like Luo Shuang, looked at Zhang Long with eyes full of admiration, especially Nuo Wan'er, with her small mouth slightly opened, and there was a gleam in Zhang Long's big eyes looking at Zhang Long. The look of obsession, only a few people have a look of envy, jealousy and hatred in their eyes.

A pervert, just so suddenly taller, unbalanced.

Hearing Zhang Long's unbridled laughter, Luo Shuang suddenly felt terrified, and already guessed what this guy was going to do.

Sure enough, after the laughter fell, Zhang Long took a step forward, looked at Luo Shuang meaningfully and said, "Then, can I do whatever I want now?"

"Ah?" Luo Shuang couldn't help but took a step back, instinctively raised her hand to tighten the open neckline, took a deep breath, forced her courage, and stared, "What do you want? I'm warning you, even though I said If you live like that, don't go too far!"

Luo Shuang's face was red as he spoke, and his domineering chest heaved violently.

She was really a little scared in her heart, she was afraid that Zhang Long would use the word "dry" on her beautiful teacher.

Zhang Long is a pervert, and it is true that Luo Shuang lost the matter of playing the piano. More importantly, given Zhang Long's previous perverted deeds, he has the courage to do so.

Even if Luo Shuang had the strength to put Zhang Long down before he perverted her, but even so, in front of so many people, he couldn't hold back when his students did something bad to him. , Moreover, she is not a casual woman.

Looking at Luo Shuang's obviously distorted expression, Zhang Long was depressed. He is really not a pervert. He never had any excessive thoughts about his teacher. Even if he did, it was just pure thoughts, nothing to think about.

"Teacher, you're overthinking." A black line appeared on his handsome face, Zhang Long murmured, then got off the podium and went to his seat.

Luo Shuang froze on the podium, her pretty face turned even redder, and her eyes were full of resentment as she stared at Zhang Long.

I thought that this daring boy would definitely take advantage of this beautiful teacher. After all, he is a big beauty, and no matter how many people see it, they will drool.

But I didn't expect that in the end, I thought too much, didn't I just say that she, a beautiful teacher, has a dirty mind!
Being scolded by a pervert for dirty thinking, isn't that more perverted than a pervert?
And this guy didn't respond to his beauty, which was an even greater shame to Luo Shuang!

Luo Shuang trembled angrily.

However, before she had time to explode, she was shocked by Zhang Long's actions again.

Zhang Long had already come to his seat, then bent down to dig out from the desk and cabinet for a while, and took out a pillow.

The serious pillow was still pure white, fluffy and bulging.

"Ha, I can finally sleep." Looking at the pillow in his hand, Zhang Long's eyes lit up. Just after playing the song, he felt even more sleepy, as if the music not only consumed Qin Tuka's energy, but also some of my own spirit.

"Huh?" Just as he was about to turn around and walk up to the podium, Zhang Long stopped suddenly, and looked up at Nuo Wan'er who was still in the aisle.

Nuo Wan'er was dragging her chin with both hands at the moment, looking at Zhang Long obsessively, her small mouth was slightly opened, and the nympho couldn't be any more nympho.

"Hey, classmate Nuo Wan'er, be careful of your saliva." Jian Mei raised his eyebrows, and Zhang Long called out playfully. After speaking, he strode up to the podium with a pillow in the eyes of all the students.

Staring at the pillow in Zhang Long's hand, Luo Shuang's pretty face darkened even more, and she said through gritted teeth, "Zhang Long, you really belong to me. You don't put books in your desk, but you keep a pillow at all times?"

As a class teacher, watching my students stuff a pillow in the desk is really unbearable.

Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders indifferently, put the pillow on the desk, handed the long piano to Luo Shuang, and said leisurely: "Although this pillow has been prepared for a long time, I have never dared to take it out to sleep openly. , but today is fine. Haha... because you said, I can do whatever I want."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long jumped onto the podium, and then lay down carelessly.

The lecture table of Kewu University is very wide, enough for Zhang Long to sleep and even roll around.

"Ah... cool..." Turning over, Zhang Long moaned comfortably.

Luo Shuang's tender body was trembling, her face was black with anger, her silver teeth were about to be crushed, but she couldn't say anything, she suddenly felt that she was too impulsive before, who would have known that this guy really had such superb piano skills!
On the other hand, Le Ying, who was standing next to him, kept calm all the time, his sharp gaze followed Zhang Long's figure, and he started to walk over after Zhang Long was lying on the table.

"Your name is Zhang Long?" Le Ying said, looking down at Zhang Long who had closed his eyes and was about to sleep, the corners of her pink lips curved into a gentle arc.

Zhang Long frowned, opened his eyes, looked at the beautiful teacher in front of him who was not wearing a uniform, and said doubtfully, "Yes."

"You are very talented in music. Are you interested in learning music from me? I am the only music teacher at Kewu University. My name is Le Ying." Le Ying's smile did not change, and his tone was quite polite. Make a gesture of shaking hands with Zhang Long.

"Wow..." The students in the classroom suddenly let out countless exclamations, especially the male students, whose red eyes were about to fall out, staring straight at Le Ying's jade hands that were glowing with wear.

In terms of looks alone, Le Ying and Luo Shuang are comparable, but in terms of temperament, they are quite different. In the eyes of the students, Luo Shuang is a female devil, and this teacher Le Ying who rarely walks around in school , but appears extremely mysterious and cold, and is the dream lover of many male students.

At this moment, watching their dream lover stretch out that holy jade hand to Zhang Long, a pervert, people's hearts seemed to be poked, as if they saw Yin Zhiping walking towards Xiaolongnv.

Looking at the white and smooth jade hand, which was carved like beautiful jade, Zhang Long was also taken aback for a moment, and then he gave a coquettish smile, and held the jade hand with his own claws unceremoniously.

Clasping hands, shaking, shaking, shaking for half a minute, Zhang Long didn't let go, didn't speak, just lay on the table, looking at Le Ying with a silly smile.

It has to be said that the coolness on Le Ying's body really has a kind of fairy spirit that does not eat the fireworks of the world. This kind of woman's lethality to Zhang Long is undoubtedly huge.

Although she is a teacher and we are students, we can't mess around, but it is also a good enjoyment to get close to her a little bit and feel the cool and delicate fragrance of the beauty.

"You agreed?" Seeing that Zhang Long was holding on to him and smiling coquettishly, Le Ying couldn't help but feel happy, and the coquettish smile turned into a crescent moon.

"Promise what?" Zhang Long continued to feel the silkiness in his hands.

"Promise to learn music from me." Le Ying blinked her phoenix eyes, her long eyelashes glistening in the sunlight.

"Oh...forget it." Zhang Long suddenly let go, and his charming smile instantly turned into an impatient look, "Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm sleepy now, and I'm going to sleep."

The impatient voice resounded in the entire classroom with incomparable clarity!

"Damn it..." Countless male students fainted, and it was too much to pretend.What's more, he stood up impatiently and stared at Le Ying urgently. Although he didn't dare to speak, his burning eyes still revealed his eagerness, as if he was saying loudly: "Teacher, he doesn't want to, I will Yes."

For a moment, in the quiet void, there were countless "I am willing" stirring silently.

"That's a good accent." A girl's murmured voice came, it was gentle and tactful, like talking in sleep.

"Who says Zhang Long is a pervert, he doesn't even like to talk to Teacher Le Ying, he is simply a sage and gentleman..." Another girl sighed in confusion.

"Cough, giggling..." Nuo Wan'er drooled with a smile, looking at Zhang Long's big eyes with peach blossoms.

On the podium, Le Ying breathed a sigh of relief, frowned slightly, and looked at Zhang Long who had turned his head away, with a hint of displeasure in her beautiful eyes.

After a short pause, her voice became cold again, and she said, "Okay, I won't make things difficult for you today. However, for a genius like you, I won't let you go."

After speaking, Le Ying didn't stay any longer, took the Changqin from Luo Shuang, and floated away, leaving a scent of fragrance in the air, making several boys sitting at the door take a deep breath as if drunk.

"Genius? Uh huh, I'm so cheap, I'm starting to fall in love with this Zhijian system." Zhang Long, with his eyes closed, let out an evil laugh in his heart.