God level funny comparison system

The next time passed in the practice, and after feeding Wangcai and Cucurbit Baby with spar, he also took a warm spirit pill and entered the practice.

Both of them were practicing in the room, but Yan Fei was sitting at the table, looking at the two on the bed.

There was a hint of doubt in her somewhat dull beautiful eyes.

"Where did I meet him?" Yan Fei glanced at Shi Zhijian lightly, then looked at Zhang Long, Yan Fei frowned and murmured, "If I have a chance, I will ask him how he knew me, maybe, It helps me remember things from the past."

One day passed during the practice, and in the courtyard of the barracks, there was the sound of hundreds of people practicing assassination skills. This group of people, even practicing martial arts, was different, there was no sound of energy explosion, and there was no long sword There was a sound of piercing the sky, and there was no sound of a figure flying.

Some are just all kinds of cursing, or the sound of crying.

Hundreds of people were in groups of two, scattered in every corner of the barracks. They faced each other, their expressions were sometimes serious, sometimes weeping or cursing, and then they suddenly made moves amidst the strange shouts.

"Brother, if you are the enemy now, do you think my next appearance will make you relax your vigilance?" The strong and strong man said, looking at the fair but thin young man opposite.

"Then try it." The young man Bai Jing raised his eyebrows, spread his legs, and got ready to receive the move.

The big man closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then suddenly knelt down on the ground, took out a rag from his arms, and began to polish the shoes of the fair and clean boy, and looked up at him with a charming smile while doing so. The young man smiled and said, "My lord, your shoes are dirty, let me clean them for you. Don't worry, I'm a professional. My family has been polishing shoes for a living for generations."

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On the other side, the big buffalo was also looking solemnly at a rather muscular man on the opposite side, saying: "Now, you are the enemy, let's see if my actions will make you relax your vigilance."

"Big buffalo, come on, I have experience in this kind of thing, as long as you pass my level, you can fool all the enemies." The strong man also said seriously.

Then, the big buffalo also took a deep breath, and then suddenly opened his arms, and hugged the big man in front of him. Tears flowed out of his cloudy old eyes, and his face was twisted into a chrysanthemum, looking so sad that he was about to die.

The speed of face-changing is simply intoxicating, and it changes in an instant. Even the first-line stars on the earth may not be able to match it.

"Son... woo... You don't know... Old man, my life is miserable... I have a son who is as old as you, I can't find it, I can't find it! My child, old man, I There is no one to raise it, and I have to come out to serve as a soldier at such an advanced age, ah...the sky has no eyes..."

With tears all over his face, while hugging the strong man, the old man cried out of grief, saying and repeating one sentence to emphasize his grief.

The big man broke out in a cold sweat when he heard it, and quickly pushed the big buffalo away and said, "Uncle, you succeeded, with your ability to cry as soon as you say it, you will be able to deceive those enemies, and then use the opportunity to use assassination skills to ensure that you will be caught."

"Well, that's good." The big buffalo's old face suddenly returned to seriousness, with a few tears still hanging down, he said solemnly, and then went back to the house with his hands behind his back, as if he had finished today's work.

Hundreds of people in the audience practiced in this way in groups of two. It is more like practicing martial arts than practicing how to win the trust of the enemy. It's just that the methods everyone practiced are a bit wretched and I can't bear to look directly at them. .

The night passed, and when the sun was rising, ten miles away from the south gate of Citi City, Sheng flags were all over the place, military tents were everywhere, [-] soldiers and [-] white rhinoceros lined up in two square formations, and the formation of white rhinoceros was huge. However, it is full of animal nature and is completely white, while the phalanx of soldiers in khaki-yellow costumes reflects golden light in the sun, which is extremely dazzling and majestic.

At this moment, in the most central and largest military tent of all the military tents, there are more than [-] people present, and they are all in khaki-colored clothes, but they have an extra cloak than ordinary soldiers, which is also a blood-colored cloak. There is a totem of the sun in the center of the back, representing the generals of the Yang and Da tribes.

"General Zuoluo, tomorrow is our deadline for Citi City. Do you think they will raise their hands and surrender?" the first general on the lower right looked at a burly man above him and asked.

The man was five big and three thick, and his face looked extremely ferocious. His face was covered with a beard, and his eyes were extremely small, like two small slits.

A gloomy look flashed across his seemingly lazy eyes, a disdainful smile curled up on the corner of his mouth, and he snorted: "Surrender is the best, we can occupy Citi City without a single soldier, if we don't surrender, we will kill you." Just go in, and when those guys are captured, it won’t be too late to deal with them.”

"General, I'm not worried about Citi City. Our [-] soldiers plus the three thousand white rhinoceros can flatten Citi City. Will the Yanghe tribe blame us?" Another general asked worriedly.

"What are you afraid of?" The strong man called Kunluo lazily rolled his eyelids, glanced at the general, and said leisurely: "When the people of the Yanghe tribe ask, they will say that Citi City first provoked our Huayang tribe. Yes, the Yanghe tribe will not be heading towards Citi City. Besides, the Yanghe tribe has long wanted to annex the Yanling tribe, but there has been no good excuse. Now that we have taken down Citi City, it can be regarded as a contribution to the Yanghe tribe. How can you blame us for not contributing?"

Hearing this, the general nodded, feeling quite reasonable and said: "That's right, if the Yanling tribe comes to help Citi City deal with us, we will let the Yanghe tribe go out, haha, and then we will sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, Maybe you can get some benefits."

"Haha... that's what it means!" Yun Luo suddenly laughed, and then opened his eyes suddenly, with a wild look in his eyes, and shouted: "In the past, our Yanghe tribe was inferior to Citi City in strength, but now since there are people If you are willing to support us, that is God helping me."

After a short pause, he turned his eyes to the door of the military tent again, looked at the bloody sunlight outside, and said word by word: "Tomorrow is the deadline. After tomorrow, all Yu Wanheng and Xingyi will die from me." under the gun!"

After finishing speaking, he moved his eyes and looked at the wall behind him, where stood a silver-white spear with a two-foot-long tip that was shining coldly.

"Report..." At this moment, a loud and forceful shout from a soldier came from outside the tent, and a soldier in a strong khaki suit rushed into the tent, knelt down and shouted: "General, someone from Citi City has come out."

"Oh?" General Zuo Luo immediately stood up, with a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth and said: "Go, go out and have a look."

After speaking, Kunluo waved his cloak, and led all the generals in the tent out of the big tent, heading towards the south gate of Citi City.

Outside the big tent, [-] soldiers have assembled, forming a huge semicircle that completely surrounds the entire southern side of Citi City. In this huge camp, there are [-] white rhinos standing in the center. Each white rhinoceros Above the beasts are riding a warrior with a silver spear in his hand, looking menacing and unstoppable.

Yun Luo led more than 20 generals to separate the army formation, came to the front, looked forward, and sure enough, the south gate of Citi City had been opened, and hundreds of people were running towards this side. Panicked, he ran stumbling like a lost dog.

This group of people is none other than the group of old, weak, sick and disabled led by Zhang Long.

The morning sun is like blood, the sky is blue, the breeze is blowing, and the world is refreshing. Especially the vast plain in front of the south gate of Citi City is full of flowers and plants, full of fragrance.

But Zhang Longyi waited and ran away howling and crying. The faces of more than 100 people were all terrified. While running, they looked back at the wide-open city gate and the scene on the city wall.

"Save us...we are here to surrender, attack the city quickly!" Zhang Long, the leader, shouted loudly while running.

A group of people behind them also shouted, and the howling of wolves and ghosts' cries meant that the people of the Huayang tribe rushed to attack the city to save them from danger.

It seemed that this group of people ran out of Citi City, and there seemed to be pursuers behind them.

"General, it seems that they came to surrender. Could it be that General Lou's subordinate?" Looking at the group of people who were getting closer, a general whispered to General Zuo Luo beside him.

Hearing this, Yun Luo frowned, let go of his mental power, and after sweeping through this group of more than 100 people, curled his lips and said: "What kind of waste is this, except that the young man in front is a psychic , the rest is only the day after tomorrow, and looking at the panicked look, it's like peeing his pants, it's really useless, no wonder he is so shameless in shouting surrender, and wants us to save him."

"Don't chase it out! Close the city gate and release the arrows!" Suddenly, there was an angry shout from above the tower of Citi City, and then a cloud of bluish-white arrows flew down. Long Yi and so on.

Na Kunluo instinctively looked at the tower, relying on the warrior's eyesight, he clearly saw that standing on the tower were the two most authoritative people in Citi City, Xing Yi and Yu Wanheng.