God level funny comparison system

"Envoy Zhang Long, why don't you tell me what you want to do with this special mission, it will help us all." The thin uncle named Big Buffalo looked at Zhang Long again and said.

Zhang Long smiled mysteriously, swept across the crowd and said: "Okay, but you have to swear that you will do everything I say when you perform the task, and I will tell you."

"Can I not swear?" The big buffalo said indifferently.

"No." Zhang Long sneered.

"..." Everyone present looked dull, looking at Zhang Long with cursed eyes.

Zhang Long continued to smile leisurely and said: "Everyone had better listen to me, so as to survive. There are [-] enemy troops outside the city, and it is impossible to defeat them with the strength of Citi City, so we can only resort to risky moves." .”

"What risky move?" A sturdy man with a big beard asked in a rough voice.

Zhang Long paused for a moment, glanced at the people present one by one, and just said two words, "Fake Surrender."

"False surrender?" Hundreds of people on the field murmured in low voices, obviously frowning and lost in thought, as if they were all thinking about how to save their lives when performing this task.

"Don't worry, everyone. When the time comes, all you need to do is pretend to be a bit embarrassed, and don't let the enemy see your feet. As long as they really think that we are going to surrender, we will have a chance. Tomorrow, I will teach you a martial skill. Get some pills for everyone, when the time comes, it shouldn't be a problem for a group of five to kill one person."

"Envoy Zhang Long, don't do it, this is a fatal matter, you'd better think carefully, otherwise how can we trust you." The big buffalo said solemnly again.

"Haha..." Zhang Long laughed loudly, raised his hand and patted the big buffalo's shoulder and said, "Okay, I promise, as long as you do what I say, you will be safe and sound."

Everyone looked at each other, although they didn't believe the young emissary in their hearts, but he was an emissary after all, so they had no choice but to nod, but prayed in their hearts, the emissary had better have diarrhea or something, so that he wouldn't have to die.

Bring a hundred or so people to pretend to surrender. If the enemy finds out that they are wrong, they will die without a place to bury them.

After some more discussion, Zhang Long, Shi Zhijian, and Yan Fei left first, leaving only the more than 100 old fried dough sticks still muttering and discussing in the yard.

"I think this is more ominous than good." A middle-aged man said with his hips on his hips. As soon as Zhang Long left, everyone let go, and their voices became much louder.

"This bullshit messenger thinks the problem is too simple," the middle-aged man continued, with disheveled hair, a wretched face, a blade of grass in his mouth, and the way he walks and talks in a ruffian way, "he thought Letting more than 100 of us go with him to feign surrender, we must want to go deep into the enemy's interior and kill the generals of the family. Only when there is such a chaos in the army, we Citi City can take advantage of it. But, has this kid ever thought that the leader of the army Which one is easy to deal with? And it’s still under the protection of the army. With our abilities, it’s okay to run away and pretend to be pitiful. If we want to say that we are doing it with real swords and guns, with our little cultivation, we can’t even get close to other generals.”

"I also think this matter is unreliable. Look at the envoy's appearance, he is at most in his 20s, and he has said before that he has never led soldiers at all. It is the first time for such a stupid young man to lead soldiers. It's really sad for us soldiers, but don't see [-] other soldiers at that time, and this messenger really surrendered on his knees, that would be terrible, although I am afraid of death, I don't want to really surrender." Another thin said the little man.

"Or, let's run away overnight, or pretend to be sick, just say that the diarrhea is unbearable, and see how he still makes us carry out this damn mission?"

"Have you ever seen more than 100 people have diarrhea together?"

"You're deadheaded, I have diarrhea, won't you pretend to have a headache? Or simply beat yourself into a dementia with a punch, it's better than being found out about the fraudulent surrender and being torn to pieces by 2 swords."

"It makes sense! Then I'll pretend to have a headache."

"I... I pretended that my leg was hurting, and I said that I accidentally fell down and couldn't move my leg." A man got up and said limping.

"I can't move my arm."

"Then I'll punch myself, and I'll be in a coma for ten days and half a month."

……

The crowd suddenly became lively, and they were all actively thinking about countermeasures, obviously not having the slightest confidence in Zhang Long, a young emissary.

"It's unreliable." At this time, the big buffalo shook its head and let out a long and solemn sigh. In this way, everyone present became quiet and all looked at the big buffalo.

"Big buffalo, what on earth are you thinking? Tell everyone, you are our old fox." The rugged middle-aged man said, showing respect and trust for the old man with every gesture.

Hearing this, the big buffalo looked at the group of people in front of him with cloudy eyes, took a light breath and said, "You have seen the temper of this dragon messenger before, and I, a big buffalo, have lived such an old age, and I have never seen such a cruel heart." Spicy man, although he is young, but his heart is tough and vicious, even an old man like me is ashamed."

"You have also seen the situation at the general's platform today. Eight thousand soldiers almost rebelled, but that kid sat as firmly as Mount Tai, always smiling. He was really calm, not pretending. This kind of person, if It is said that he has never seen the big world, and I would not believe it if he was killed. Moreover, he actually disregarded everyone's eyes, and the enemy did not hesitate to kill the general. This is very unlucky, but he also doesn't care. It frightened the eight thousand warriors, from the scene of rebellion to the appearance of fighting with the enemy and fighting to the death, this is not something ordinary young people can do."

"I guess, if you pretend to be sick like this tomorrow, he will kill you without saying a word."

"hiss……"

After listening to the big buffalo's words, everyone waited and gasped involuntarily, and then remembered Zhang Long's character of killing as soon as he said he was on the stage.

"Then what should we do? Are we really going to follow that kid to die?" One person shouted anxiously.

The big buffalo rolled its cloudy eyeballs, and said unhurriedly: "Wait a minute, after all, this kid is the envoy sent by Princess Yanfei, but he is a member of the big tribe. He said that tomorrow he will teach us martial arts and give us Pills, maybe he really has some pills and martial arts that can defeat the enemy."

After finishing speaking, the old man staggered into the military tent.

But the rest of the people looked slumped, and they didn't have much confidence in the elixir and martial arts.

Pills are very precious to warriors, but for warriors, the effect is not so obvious for this kind of battle involving tens of thousands of people. No matter how you say it, a single pill will not make a waste become a waste all at once. An invincible super existence.

Martial skills, like elixir, are also indispensable for warriors, but the problem is to learn now. Now there are only three days left before the surrender time limit given by the enemy. It takes three days to learn a set of martial skills. It is very possible that if they really have that talent, the more than 100 of them will not become wastes among soldiers who only save their lives.

The next day when the sun was still rising, Zhang Long came to this separate barracks, and called everyone out with a stern shout.

The space between the sky and the earth was still hazy, the air was cool, and even the sound of swinging could be heard extremely beautifully. Hundreds of people came out of each room with sleepy eyes. They couldn't open their eyes, some were still putting on clothes while walking, and some were cursing.

Looking at this group of people, Zhang Long's eyes once again showed a smear of admiration, just for this kind of courage that still wants to sleep before the collapse of Mount Tai.

"Everyone, you are all talents selected from a thousand miles. In order to successfully perform this task, I will teach you a martial skill today, and I will distribute some pills to you later. With these pills and martial skills, plus everyone With your ingenuity, you will be able to successfully complete the task." After everyone stood up, Zhang Long shouted heartily, in a good mood, with a smile on his face.

"Heh..." The crowd rolled their eyes and sneered, and muttered to themselves: "A talent who is one in a thousand? A trash who is a one in a thousand is almost the same. This messenger is really blind."

"Come on, put your ears up, let me talk about the essentials of this set of martial arts first." Zhang Long waved his hands, and the scene was like an enthusiastic teacher giving a lecture to a drowsy scumbag.

"This martial art is called an assassination skill. There are only two moves in total. The moves are easy to learn, but the essence of it is not in the moves, but in pretending. What are you pretending? Pretending to be forceful! Pretend to the point where the enemy really treats you as trash, or even as air , when you are unprepared against you, once you use these two moves, you will definitely hit the target with a hundred hits, even against masters whose cultivation level is higher than yours. "

"Okay, now I will pass on the moves of this martial skill to you. You can practice on your own. I still have things to do." After speaking decisively, Zhang Long stepped forward, raised his finger and passed on the moves of this set of assassination skills one by one. Give it to everyone, and then go straight away.

"Damn, let's go now?" The drowsy people were stunned, thinking that today Zhang Long would definitely boost their morale again with great fanfare, but they didn't expect to leave just like that. This is too disrespectful Well, how can I say that they are also heroes who are going to die soon.

"Hey! Don't tell me, this martial skill is really good. If it's in close quarters and the enemy is unprepared, how can you look at these two shameless moves? One kills the other!" A person Noticing the simple two-stroke swordsmanship in the sea of ​​knowledge, he was quite excited and authentic.

"Well, although there are only two moves, this assassination skill seems to be expensive in the word assassination, and it is useless if there are too many moves. But these two moves look really powerful. If the enemy is not prepared, based on my mid-acquired Strength, at least it can easily kill a person in the late acquired stage, even in the psychic stage, it is estimated that he will be injured by this sinister and wretched move."

"This envoy seems to be really capable and generous. He taught us martial arts, and he really taught them. Although there are only two moves, the martial arts are not cheap, and they are the most suitable for me. They are simple and easy to understand, and their power is not high. Small, ha!"

Soon, people focused their attention on this martial skill, and when they wanted to find Zhang Long's envoy to ask for the elixir, they found that Zhang Long was already standing beside a bronze elixir furnace.