God level funny comparison system

"Death to hell, are you sure this is a mission?"

Zhang Long leaned against the big tree, his eyes were watching the roads on both sides, his face was trembling, his hands were trembling, and his face was covered with beads of sweat, as if he was facing an enemy.

"Please address this ambassador correctly, otherwise, I have the right not to answer all questions."

In the void of Zhang Long's empty sea of ​​consciousness, a little loli floated lazily in the air, and said leisurely.

"Gudong." Zhang Long swallowed, slowly lowered his head, and looked at his hand in horror.

He was holding something in his trembling hands, a special tool for women, suitable for both young and old, beauty and ugliness, a supreme magic weapon to cure emptiness, loneliness and coldness... an electric wand!
Yes, that is the kind of electric stick!

The bright red electric stick, the bright red color, even under the shade of the tree, is extremely dazzling, so Zhang Long wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

A big man, a college student in his early twenties, a pillar of the motherland, holding such a thing in broad daylight, his integrity is endangered!
Fortunately, at this moment, he is leaning against the big tree, and the big tree is facing the wall. The school on the side is not closed yet, so the sidewalk behind the big tree is sparsely populated. Behavior!
Swallowing again, Zhang Long continued to communicate with the children in the Sea of ​​Consciousness, "Okay, Mr. Burning Sword Envoy, are you sure this is a mission? Isn't it courting death?"

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl rolled her eyes and said casually: "I've told you many times, calm down. Why don't you just give the woman an electric stick? What's so great about it? Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch and eats shit Well, no one said anything, your mental quality needs to be improved."

"Improve your sister! Your head is squeezed by the door? Give the woman an electric stick! Give me a try to calm down!" Zhang Long said in an extremely suppressed roar with a mournful face, "Han Xin is willing to eat shit, let I would rather die if I gave this thing to a strange woman in public!"

"NO, NO, NO." The child shook his English, "You are wrong, Han Xin was also forced to eat shit by the overlord."

"Fuck!" Zhang Long was furious, with tears in his eyes, he couldn't bear it anymore, and continued to growl in his heart: "Did Bawang force shit into Han Xin's mouth? Did Bawang force Han Xin's head into the shit hole?" ? But you bastard, you force me to put you on the shelf!"

"Please pay attention to your wording, otherwise the ambassador will be impolite." The little girl's voice became severe.

"Hehe," Zhang Long laughed, the smile was uglier than crying, his handsome face was distorted into a chrysanthemum, "When the hell have you ever been polite? I'm used to it, I like to scold you, I hate you... ..."

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl's cute little face suddenly became gloomy, her mouth was pouted, her two beautiful eyebrows were drawn into a knot between her brows, her big black eyes were full of the anger of "scream you", her petite and exquisite body There is a blue electric current flickering on it, and then...

"Tom tom tom!" Suddenly, a huge transparent fist appeared in front of Zhang Long's eyes, and it hit Zhang Long's face three times in a row.

Immediately, Zhang Long's nose was bleeding, his eyes were dull, and the tears finally fell from the corners of his eyes.

Just two words, grievance, grievance to grandma's house, the feeling of saying that every day should not be done, that the earth is not working, that you want to die and have no money to buy ropes surged in Zhang Long's heart again.

More than three months!It's been more than three months!

Zhang Long has been tormented by this thing that claims to be a Sunburning Sword System for more than three months!
Just over three months ago, Zhang Long was still that handsome playboy, the tall, rich and handsome among the rich second generation, the fighting handsome among the rich and handsome!
However, on that day, this system inexplicably entered his body, and then everything changed, heaven turned into hell!
I still remember that it was a sunny day, he skipped class to go out to pick up girls, drove a sports car, pulled beautiful women, and came to a mountaintop park with one kick of the accelerator.In order for the beauty to feel his sincerity, he stood on the guardrail of the abyss and swore to the sky with his fingers: "I, Zhang Long, guarantee with my life that I only love you in this life. If you violate it, God will beat you..."

However, before he could say the words "five thunders and bangs", a bolt of lightning crashed down from the sky. It's sunny, the sky is so clear, it's unscientific!

Ever since, Zhang Long was struck by lightning, and his outside was scorched and his inside was tender.

Fortunately, he did not fall off the cliff while he was smoking black smoke, but fell forward on the ground inside the guardrail.

When he woke up, the beautiful woman was still by his side, her face paled, seeing that he finally woke up, she immediately smiled happily, her eyes were full of sincerity.

At this moment, a voice sounded in Zhang Long's mind, and then his whole life was bad.

"Please stare carefully into the eyes of the woman in front of you, and then say four words out loud, I love men!"

"Damn, have you been hallucinated by electricity?" Hearing the inexplicable voice in the sea of ​​knowledge, Zhang Long was puzzled, shook his head again, continued to stare at the beauty in front of him, and said affectionately: "Beauty, although I don't know your name yet, However, I only have..."

Before your words came out, Zhang Long had a convulsion.

It's really convulsive!
A strong electric current suddenly raged in Zhang Long's body, and Zhang Long, who had just been struck by lightning, convulsed gorgeously in front of the beautiful woman until he foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyes.

The beauty was frightened and ran away howling all the way.

Afterwards, Zhang Long understood that there was a strange thing called the Zhijian system in his body, and the little girl who stayed in his mind was the envoy of this system to communicate with him, calling herself the envoy of the Zhijian. .

As for the function and significance of the Zhijian system, the little girl did not say anything. The only thing she emphasized was that this system has been bound to Zhang Long and can never be dismantled. All tasks assigned by the system must be strictly completed within the validity period. , the death system is destroyed, and the Burning Sword Envoy has the right to supervise and urge the host to perform tasks.

The so-called supervision and urging is more like destruction, so Zhang Long nicknamed the Burning Sword Envoy...Death is so cheap!

Really cheap, cheap, bottomless cheap!

In the end, Zhang Long found the beauty in front of him with a very sad mood under the combination of the strong electric current of the Burning Sword Envoy and various transparent fists and feet, and said those four words to her... I love men!Then, there is no more...

Since then, such missions that destroy humanity have continued one after another, until today!
And today's mission is the scariest mission in the past three months... At noon, with more than fifty spectators present, send that bright red electric stick to the woman designated by the system!
The point is, the damn system stipulates that the stick cannot be covered with any object, not even wrapped in toilet paper!

The sky is bright and the sun is bright, the world is bright, and everyone is looking forward to it. Electric sticks, oh... Xie Te!
God, it's just crazy!

Thinking about the scene when this perverted mission was executed, Zhang Long wanted to die!
He has indeed died. For more than three months, he has tried countless ways to die, such as hanging himself, cutting his wrists, jumping off a building, jumping into the sea, hitting a wall, dissection, and so on. A Book of Death!

However, every time when he happily thought that he was going to die immediately, and get out of the pervert in his body, the little girl moved his little finger, and he was pulled back to reality again, and fell into endless nightmare again. What's more, the little girl was tortured by various means.

He once felt that he was born for the words "I can't live, I can't die"!
"Okay, don't cry and make a sad face, as if your father is dead." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl comforted her.

Zhang Long looked at the wall like an old man with dementia, with two nosebleeds hanging from his nose, and said dully: "Your father just died, and your whole family died."

"Hey, my ambassador is broad-minded and won't care about you." The little girl said, kicking her calf.

"..." A bleak smile appeared on Zhang Long's face again, he didn't want to explain, this little girl is the type who can comfort people who want to die until they really die.

Every time after beating Zhang Long violently, she would say that she was actually very generous, and then beat Zhang Long violently again the next time when Zhang Long didn't go her way in the slightest, even with inhumane electric shocks!

It is worth noting that this little girl looks only five or six years old, so today's task is even more insane. Is this a trick that five or six-year-old children can come up with?It's so insidious!
Angel face, femme heart.

"Okay, don't worry about it, today is the ninth day of No.90, after this task is completed, you will be able to be domineering and awesome."

"Hehe," Zhang Long sneered again, "When I was forced by you to do the first task, you just fooled me like this, but three months have passed, have I ever been awesome? I'm so fucking fast You made me into a bully!"

"In this life, I would rather believe in love than you."

"Dingling bell..." At this moment, the get out of class bell rang.

Zhang Long's face turned pale in an instant, as if he had heard the clarion call of fate!
"Okay, let's start the mission. I will send you the photo of the target first. After seeing it later, I hope you will execute it decisively. Remember, it must be in the presence of more than fifty spectators!" The child said lightly, and immediately In Zhang Long's sea of ​​consciousness, there was a photo of a woman.