Confession 99 times, Gao Leng's school belle chased after me

Ye Xingchen snorted coldly, and cursed in his heart: "Xiao Yueya, you and I are at odds!"
"Wow, I don't know such an explosive inside story?"
Li Qi shouted loudly.

"Okay, you all know gossip, didn't you agree to go to the cafeteria for dinner together?"
"Third brother, take a rest first. You are tired after running twenty laps. Let's go get you some food."

Ye Xingchen was punished by the female devil this time. From their point of view, it was courting death.

But Ye Xingchen just doesn't believe in this evil, duck!
He had never been so frustrated.

At this time, Zhao Shanshan sent a message asking how he was doing!

Do you want to go to the infirmary?
When she saw this chick, she became angry, and she had the nerve to send a message.

Look at your sister!

It's not because of your cousin's female devil that she can't get off the bed.

As tired as a dead dog, the whole person is exhausted.

Throwing the phone aside, Ye Xingchen planned to sleep comfortably before talking.

In this way, Ye Xingchen lay down until almost noon before getting up.

A few good friends all went to class, and he was woken up by urinating.

Get up in a hurry to go to the bathroom.

Ye Xingchen was going to take it out, but he didn't.

I took it out again, but it still didn't come out.

He was startled immediately, where did his little dick go?
Could it be that he just fell asleep while sleeping?
Ye Xingchen quickly took out his little dick and took a look, it turned out that little dick had disappeared!
Ye Xingchen was sweating profusely, and the cold sweat was streaming down his back.

"System, where is my little Ding Ding!"

Your sister's system, are you playing with me?
If this thing is gone, my future happy life will be completely gone.

"Ding dong!" At this moment, a message popped up.

"Master, you rejected the previous task. Little Ding Ding has shortened by [-] centimeters. The system has already shortened it for you."

Your sister, shortening doesn't mean it's gone!

This made Ye Xingchen very angry.

"Give me back my things!"

"Master, the thing is still on you! It's just short..."

"Short sister! How can I go to the bathroom!"

Ye Xingchen cursed, what a hot chicken system!
"You can learn from women, squat down to go to the toilet first!"

Hearing the systematic return, Ye Xingchen's face darkened.

He clenched his fists tightly, shaking with anger.

Duck eggs, squat down to go to the toilet.

Disgraceful shame, disgraceful disgrace.

"Give it back to me quickly." Ye Xingchen said through gritted teeth.

"Master, it has been detected that the pollution level of your penis is too high."

"So I have already thrown it into the system for you to clean it, the host please wait a moment, it will be washed out in a day!"

Seeing this line of words, Ye Xingchen almost fainted.

Is your pollution level too high?
System you are sick!

I wash it five times a day with shower gel, and I treat it like a baby, but I actually say it is dirty.

Are you too cheating?
"Damn it, what kind of system is this? It's so cheating and unreasonable!"

Ye Xingchen cursed angrily.

System: "Master, don't worry, after twelve hours, the system will return you a brand new one."

Ye Xingchen: "Puff..."

new?

You are sick!

It was new!I have never used it myself.

Ye Xingchen sighed and could only take off his pants.

He squatted down with tears in his eyes, this was really the most humiliating moment for him as a man!

However, the system has already said.

Will pay him back.

Then wait another day!

Ye Xingchen squatted for more than half an hour this time, and he didn't get up until he felt his legs were sore.

Damn, squatting down to go to the toilet is troublesome!

He was too embarrassed to urinate, and had been brewing for a long time.

He put on his clothes, went to the bathroom outside, poured cold water on himself, and felt much refreshed.

Looking at myself in the mirror, I'm still very handsome!
Not bad, very handsome!
Xiao Yueya, right?

I want you to kneel down, you are mighty and majestic, the man who sings taoma.

Then humiliate you severely.

Ye Xingchen clenched his fists tightly, his eyes glowing fiercely.

At this time, a strange call came in.

"Brother Ye, long time no see, do you recognize who I am?"

The other party giggled.

I don't recognize you, you're a ghost, you stinky bitch!

"I recognize it, aren't you that little slut?"
Ye Xingchen jokingly said that he intentionally provoked Qin Yuyan, and he didn't know where she found her phone number.

Ye Xingchen has already found Qin Yuyan's identity on the system.

Obediently, I don’t know if I don’t check.

This check surprised me.

The daughter of the Qin Group, the goddess of the nation, the queen of masked singers, and a series of titles.

Ye Xingchen was dumbfounded.

Repeatedly saying that this chick is a badass!

In his previous life, he had never come into contact with Qin Yuyan at all, and he had never even met her.

But he knew the goddess of the nation, and she was out of reach in his previous life.

"Damn it, don't praise me like that!" Qin Yuyan said cheerfully.