Grave Robber: I became a mortician

"Ma De, I didn't expect that I've been cheated and fooled all my life, and this time I actually kicked the iron board!"

The Taoist's eyes turned wildly, looking around blindly, trying to find a chance to escape, but the corpse fairy Zhang San held the Taoist tightly, and no matter how many tricks he used, there was no way out.

"It's a loss! It's a loss! I've lost a lot this time!"

"If I knew this, I shouldn't have accepted this order!"

The Taoist priest was chattering regretfully, when he suddenly heard Ye Yun shout coldly: "Shanzi? Tell me, who asked you to do it!"

Seeing Ye Yun standing there, Hu Bayi, Zhang Qiling, Shi Guanyin, and Bai Jizhen all surrounded Ye Yun, obviously centered on Ye Yun.

The Taoist knew that this young man was obviously the leader of this group of people, so he immediately said: "Since the young master asked, the poor Taoist must know everything!"

"It's all because of the lack of knowledge in the poor way. I didn't expect that this time, it would fall into the hands of the young master. People are floating in the rivers and lakes. How could they not be tricked!"

Seeing the Taoist priest chattering endlessly, but never getting to the point, Hu Bayi's face darkened: "Where do all these nonsense come from, hurry up and get down to business!"

Shi Guanyin also snorted coldly: "Quickly, who told you to trick us in, then close the door of the tomb, to trap us?"

Shi Guanyin said, stretched out ten slender fingers, and said with a sneer: "If you don't tell me, I have ten thousand tricks, and when the time comes, you won't be able to survive or die!"

Bai Jizhen on the side also followed suit: "That's right, our sister Guanyin has [-] methods, a total of [-]!"

Seeing that these guys are not easy to mess with, the Taoist priest also looked helpless, and could only say with a wry smile: "Since the poor Taoist has fallen into the hands of the masters, the poor Taoist naturally dare not play any tricks, tricks, I will trick them all! "

Taoist priests are obviously human beings, knowing the truth that a good man does not suffer from immediate losses, so he said to Ye Yun and the others: "To be honest, although the poor Taoist is a monk, you also know that it is not easy to be a monk these days. Awesome, even if you are asking for alms on weekdays, you have to grab food with bald donkeys and beggars..."

Seeing that the Taoist priest was talking, but actually wanted to change the topic again, Ye Yun's face darkened, and with a thought, he grabbed the Taoist priest's corpse fairy Zhang San, and immediately exerted force.

The Taoist priest who was caught in the hands of the corpse fairy Zhang San suddenly felt a strange force coming, grinned his teeth in pain, and yelled in pain: "My lord, spare my life! My lord, spare my life! I'll do it! I'll just say it right away! "

The Taoist priest suffered a loss, so he didn't dare to change the subject, so he hurriedly said: "To be honest, it's because there is no food, and the poor Taoist only does a little private work on weekdays. It's simple, just helping people run errands or something!"

Although the Taoist said it was simple, Ye Yun and the others could tell that this Taoist was not as simple as he said.

Just because he set up a trap at the beginning, luring so many people to this tomb, and then took advantage of Ye Yun and the others to enter the tomb, skillfully closed the tomb, forcing Ye Yun and the others to hand over the belongings in the tomb, from beginning to end, all in one go .

Just looking at the technique, it is clear that this Taoist priest must have done this kind of work on weekdays.

Shi Guanyin on the side, listening to the Taoist's words and seeing the Taoist's outfit again, suddenly thought of something, immediately went up and down, looked at the Taoist repeatedly, and suddenly realized: "No wonder my old lady, you look so familiar, so you are The well-known Duan De in Jianghu!"

Duan De, a Taoist priest, obviously didn't expect that among these few people, there was someone who knew him, so he immediately said modestly: "Where! Where! They are all friends in the world, and they are just some false names for poor Taoists. Worth mentioning! Not worth mentioning!"

Seeing that Duan De was still deliberately pretending to be modest, Shi Guanyin couldn't help but roll her eyes immediately: "You have a shitty reputation, you lack virtue and Taoist Duan De, you are a notoriously bad breed!"

Shi Guanyin said, and cast a wink at Duan De: "It's been so many years, do you still remember, when you were in our Chunhua Ruyi Pavilion, it was my old lady who received you in person!"

"At that time, you, a dead Taoist priest, deliberately fabricated a legend about the ancient emperor's realm battlefield, and tricked a bunch of masters to pick up treasures, but set up a large formation there, trapped all these masters here, and finally forced this group of masters , and even hand over their underwear before letting them go out!"

When Shi Guanyin said this, his face was immediately filled with displeasure: "You wicked, smoldering bastard, you just cheated so many people, you immediately went to my old lady's Chunhua Ruyi Pavilion to have a good time, and let my old lady bring a group of girls, I stayed with you for three full days and three nights."

"It's good for you, before the bill is settled, your enemy will come to the Chunhua Ruyi Hall to avenge you, and you won't wear any pants, just get up from the old lady and run away!"

"You're a wicked, smoking thing, whoring for nothing. My wife doesn't talk to the girls for three days and three nights, and you have attracted so many enemies. As a result, our Chunhua Ruyi Hall has been demolished!"

"Today, old lady, I have to peel off your skin!"

As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, not to mention that Shi Guanyin was prostituted for nothing. The most important thing is that Shi Guanyin managed to save some resources at that time, and went it alone to open a Spring Flower Ruyi Restaurant.

The first guest he received was this immoral Taoist priest Duan De, who was tricked by Duan De without realizing it, and the property he had worked so hard to save all his life was destroyed in one fell swoop.

Based on this, one can know how much Shi Guanyin hates Duan De.

However, Shi Guanyin was also a blessing in disguise. At that time, Duan De provoked too many enemies, and their strength was also extremely strong. After Shi Guanyin was implicated, he was spotted by one of Duan De's enemies and brought back to the monastery to serve him.

Although this flower monk is good at playing flowers, his real strength is not bad. Shi Guanyin, relying on his wrists that have been in the brothel for thousands of years, served this flower monk comfortably, and took the opportunity to learn a lot of secret techniques.

After the Monk Hua worked day and night, and finally died of exhaustion at the "job" of Shi Guanyin due to long-term struggle, Shi Guanyin directly inherited the position of Monk Hua and the entire monastery.

It can be said that if it weren't for Duan De's wicked behavior, Shi Guanyin would not have changed from a brothel bustard to the current Shi Guanyin.

So although Shi Guanyin hated Duan De deeply, she didn't really want to cut Duan De into pieces.

After all, compared to the brothel bustard, it is clear that Shi Guanyin's current status is going to be better.

Duan De did not expect that he would meet his old acquaintance in this place.

"Oh! Pindao just said, why do you look so familiar, sorry, you are wearing clothes, Pindao really didn't recognize it..."