Grave Robber: I became a mortician

Ye Yun didn't talk nonsense, he just threw a few Thunder Talismans over, and immediately scattered the soul of the girl in white.

Wu Laogou looked distressed: "Senior, she is also a woman after all, so it's better to be gentle."

"Gentle? She can't be gentle when she eats people's souls."

Ye Yun glanced at the old dog Wu: "You don't raise a single old dog, and you are also a single old dog. When you see a woman, you have ideas, right? He is a ghost, so do you think even ghosts have ideas?"

After being stunned by Ye Yun, Old Dog Wu was speechless.

Ye Yun chuckled and said, "If you really want a woman, go to a brothel. Remember to take safety measures."

Chen Yulou hurriedly said: "Old dog, listen to my brother's advice, the water in the brothel is too deep, you can't handle it."

"But if you want to go, brother can accompany you!"

Being run over by Ye Yun and Chen Yulou together, Wu Laogou was so ashamed that he wished he could sneak in.

Several people left the cave talking and laughing, and as soon as they got out of the cave, they suddenly became enlightened.

Seeing that the front suddenly opened up, Partridge Whistle couldn't help but said: "There is a small mouth, as if there is light, enter through the mouth, it is very narrow at first, and then it opens up."

Chen Yulou immediately looked at Partridge Whistle with weird eyes, and patted Old Dog Wu quietly.

"Have you heard, Partridge Whistle is teaching you what to do when you do that!"

"However, Partridge Whistle, what you said is too literary, just like reciting poetry. An old dog is illiterate, so he may not understand it."

Partridge Whistle suddenly turned dark: "I think you are uneducated. I read Tao Yuanming's "Peach Blossom Spring"."

Although I don't know who Tao Yuanming is, and I don't know "Peach Blossom Spring", but I can't tell.

So Chen Yulou said seriously: "I know Tao Yuanming, he also wrote "Jin Ping Mei", which I loved watching since I was a child."

Hearing this, Ye Yun couldn't help laughing: "If Tao Yuanming heard what you said, he would have to kick the coffin board and turn into a rice dumpling and bite you to death."

Partridge Whistle's face turned black, wishing he could kick Chen Yulou off the bamboo raft.

Fortunately, at this time, the river had reached its end, so Ye Yun took them ashore.

There is a small village on the bank, which should be the Taoyuan Village that the old man mentioned.

Ye Yun and the others had just arrived at the gate of the village when a girl happened to pass by and was startled when she saw them.

"Oh! You were also brought in by the waterway by old man Wu, right?"

The girl looked at Ye Yun and the others: "How many of you died? Are you injured? There is a doctor in the village."

Ye Yun shook his head: "We did come from the waterway, but we are all fine, neither injured nor dead."

The girl looked surprised: "Then you are really lucky, you outsiders don't know, that old man Wu is not from our village, but as long as there are people who want to enter our village, he will deliberately take them by water."

"The waterway is very dangerous, there are many unclean things, and it is difficult for people who enter it to come out again. Then old man Wu is going to kill people with the unclean things in the cave, and take advantage of it."

"You guys are all right. You're really lucky. The foreign devils just escaped from the cave by sacrificing two of their companions."

foreign devil!
Ye Yun immediately became interested and asked, "Where are those foreign devils now?"

The girl pointed to the village behind her and said, "They managed to escape with their lives, and they are recuperating in the restaurant run by the village chief!"

Ye Yun smiled and took out a piece of broken silver, and handed it to the girl: "We have also worked hard all the way, and we just need to go to a restaurant to rest, so please show me the way."

Seeing that Ye Yun was so generous, the girl quickly accepted the broken money and was extremely excited to lead Ye Yun and the others.

"These foreign devils don't want to stay in their hometown. They have traveled all the way to such a small village. Ninety-nine percent of them are here to rob graves." Chen Yulou said through gritted teeth.

"Since they came here, they should also come for Lu Palace, just let them lead us the way."

Ye Yun originally wanted to torture Jin Qishao to find out the exact location of Qixing Lu Palace, but now that these foreign devils are leading the way, he can save a lot of time.

Under the leadership of the girl, several people came to the village chief's restaurant very quickly.

As soon as I entered, I saw a guy in a suit with a traitor hair combing cursing at the village chief and his wife.

"Bah! You don't even know how to cook bread or steak, what kind of shit restaurant do you run?"

As soon as I heard this, I knew that this guy was the dog's leg of those foreign devils.

"I tell you, if you don't take good care of those foreigners, if the foreigners get angry, they will burn down your dilapidated shop."

The honest village chief and his wife could only say sorry quickly.

The dog leg had a smug look on his face, and at this moment, his eyes lit up when he saw the girl who was leading the way for Ye Yun and the others.

"Hey! I didn't expect that in this poor and remote place, there are actually pretty good-looking flower girls."

"It's just right, Mr. Yang said to rest here tonight and set off tomorrow, just in time for you to come and warm the quilt."

As the dog leg said, he was about to reach out and grab the girl.

The girl was so scared that she was at a loss, and she was about to be caught by the dog's leg.

Ye Yun shot directly, grabbing the salty pig's hand stretched out by the dog's leg.

"Brat, the hero saves the beauty, right?"

The dog leg wanted to break free, but Ye Yun's hands were like iron tongs, and the dog leg couldn't break free with all his strength.

"Let go, don't let go again, be careful that the adults will kill you."

"A bastard who thinks that with the backing of foreign devils, he will be lawless?"

Ye Yun's face darkened: "Stop your dog legs and see what those foreign devils can do to me."

Click!

As Ye Yun said, he squeezed the dog leg's arm with force.

The dog leg suddenly screamed like a pig being killed.

The screams all at once attracted several foreign devils.

One of them, a blond female foreigner in her early twenties, saw the dog's leg's severed arm and asked in broken Chinese, "What's going on?"

"He He……"

The dog leg was so painful that he couldn't speak, so he could only point to Ye Yun.

A tall and thick black man, without saying a word, clenched his fist and was about to throw it at Ye Yun.

boom!
Partridge Whistle took the first step, and a Kuixing kicked the black man who was nearly two meters away, and knocked him to the ground.

"I buy it!"

The female foreigner was startled, and the other foreign devils took out pistols, shotguns, and even grenades one after another, and were about to do it.

Seeing that these foreign devils had so many weapons, the girl who led the way was frightened and said quickly: "Don't blame them, it's this...it's this bastard who said that you are going to rest here tonight and want me to warm your quilts and bully me , this handsome little brother came to save me."