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Chapter 222 Lu Yuan: Can you take quadrant coordinates?
In an instant.
The air was suddenly quiet.
Chen Zipei's slightly rapid exhalation came from the microphone, as if his heart beat suddenly accelerated.
For a moment.
A coquettish female voice came: "Then, what do you think when you see me?"
Lu Yuan didn't hesitate to think: "Well, I will think, should I eat steamed buns or strawberries for breakfast today."
From the microphone, Chen Zipei hummed in embarrassment: "Hmph! Little pervert."
Followed by.
She continued:
"This joke is too... too blah, you, you can change it."
Isn't the joke all in this tune?
Would it be different to change the speaking style?
Lu Yuan asked: "Sister Zipei, are you still nervous?"
Chen Zipei said in a muffled voice: "Not yet, there is still a little. Oh, hurry up and tell me one more~"
You were still disgusted just now, but now you are burning with anxiety?
really.
Some of the episodes in the TV series still make some sense: when a girl says no to it, she means it.
"Wait a minute, let me think about it."
Lu Yuan frowned and thought, his thoughts turned.
soon.
He thought of it.
then.
The voice said magnetically: "After the wedding night, early the next morning, I saw the bride walking out of the wedding room in pain."
"She leaned on the wall with one hand, covered her belly with the other, and cursed: Liar, liar, what a big liar."
"Before you got married, you told me that you had more than 30 years of savings, and I thought it was money!"
over the phone.
After listening.
Chen Zipei froze for a moment, then asked blankly: "The savings that the bride said are not money, what is that?"
Lu Yuan pondered for a while, and replied seriously: "Well, you will know when we get married in the future."
As soon as this word comes out.
Chen Zipei blushed instantly.
Originally, she was a little nervous because she was about to perform on stage, but at this moment, embarrassment took over her mind.
Diluted the meaning of tension.
"Bah! Who wants to marry you? I'm still a big girl." Chen Zipei spat with blushing cheeks.
You like to listen to my jokes so much, I think you are a big cucumber girl... Lu Yuan rolled his eyes across the phone screen.
Sudden.
Chen Zipei asked a little shyly, "Is there any more?"
Ok? !
Lu Yuan had a strange expression on his face.
You are still addicted, right?
"No, no, not a drop."
"It's almost your turn to perform on stage, so get ready to go."
Lu Yuan glanced at the computer screen.
Seeing Xia Yongxing's singing, it's almost over.
then.
I reminded Chen Zipei.
Who knows.
Chen Zipei refused to let go: "Yuanzi, you are too bad, you have whetted my appetite, so I won't continue."
"Hmph, I'm in a bad mood now, tell me some nice jokes to coax me."
"Hurry up, hurry up~"
Sigh, I didn't expect you to be such a sister Zipei, I'm still too young... Lu Yuan has a weird expression.
"OK then."
"I'll tell you one more thing, listen carefully."
"A girl showed off to her boyfriend: I am very good at math, and I am the first in every test."
"So, the boy asked his girlfriend: Can you take the quadrant coordinates? I lie down at 180 degrees, and you sit at 90 degrees."
"Since then, girls have never dared to show off."
The voice just fell.
Chen Zipei was taken aback for a moment, and involuntarily drew a picture of the quadrant coordinates in his mind.
Russian hectares.
Her cheeks were dyed with rouge, so bright.
Immediately she shouted coquettishly: "Oh! What are you talking about? I don't understand, I don't understand."
then.
Then he said, "This one doesn't count, let's talk about one more."
Still talking?
There is almost no stock in my stomach.
Lu Yuan sighed slightly.
It seems that I can only come up with my trump card.
"There is a couple who always like to bicker."
"So, the boy said: During the day, you always like to talk back to me and speak ill of me; at night, it's up to me to talk back to you and speak ill of you."
Chen Zipei's intermittent voice came from the microphone: "Quick, it's almost my turn to take the stage. Me, I won't listen."
Lu Yuan could hear the shyness in her voice, and asked with a smile, "Sister Zipei, are you still nervous?"
"I still have a lot of jokes left."
Chen Zipei: "Hmph! Seqi, you hate me to death."
then.
Just hung up the phone.
Looking at the screen of the phone that hung up the phone, Lu Yuan looked innocent, and it was you who insisted on me continuing to talk.
but.
From Chen Zipei's tone, it could be heard that her nervousness should have faded a lot.
"Sister Zipei, come on."
"Whether my task can be completed depends on you."
Lu Yuan looked at the computer screen and said secretly in his heart.
……
……
Beijing.
Spring Festival Gala stage.
As the music stopped, the song Xia Yongxing sang finally came to an end.
at this time.
Xia Yongxing glanced across the audience, and found that most of the people looked a little impatient.
It seemed that he was not singing on stage just now, but was making noise.
and so.
Displeased most of the audience.
fortunately.
During the singing process, there were no problems.
Although the on-site response was mediocre, the stage performance was completed without any risk.
"thank you all."
After bowing.
Xia Yongxing returned backstage.
Just walked into the rest room.
When he raised his eyes, he saw Zhao Wenwen and Zhou Guiqu with ugly faces.
Xia Yongxing asked suspiciously: "Why this expression? My stage performance, but there is no gentle problem."
Zhao Wenwen sighed heavily, and handed the phone to him, depressed: "You can see for yourself what the netizens say about you."
Xia Yongxing took the phone, his eyes swept quickly.
Soon.
He has already glanced at the entries on the blog's hot search list.
"This……"
After reading it, his face also became gloomy.
half an hour.
Xia Yongxing suddenly laughed: "Don't be too nervous and worried, anyway, we are not the last ones to appear."
heard.
Zhao Wenwen and Zhou Guiqu's eyes lit up suddenly.
Yes.
Even if Xia Yongxing's stage performance is quite satisfactory, so what?
He's not the one who will appear in the finale, so what are you afraid of!
"The last person to appear in a singing program seems to be Chen Zipei." Zhao Wenwen asked.
Zhou Guiqu nodded: "Well, that's right, it's her."
Zhao Wenwen laughed: "All the pressure has come to her, if she can't stand it, it will be over."
"This kind of scene, even if the king of heaven comes, it may not be able to hold up. There is a high probability that Chen Zipei will collapse."
"Next, let's just watch the show."
……
command room.
Xu Shan's face was frighteningly cold: "How many people are watching on the whole network now?"
The staff bit the bullet and said: "There are only about 1 million people."
Hear this.
Xu Shan let out a long sigh.
The original hope of breaking the record was in sight, but the dream was shattered.
It was exhausting for him.
"Well, if you can't even break the record for singing shows, then the following shows will be even more impossible."
Xu Shan turned his gaze to the TV screen.
Watching Chen Zipei who was about to take the stage, he whispered to himself:
"I don't ask you to increase the number of viewers of the Spring Festival Gala and maintain the status quo. I'm thankful."
……
at last.
Under the gaze of the audience and netizens in front of the screen.
Chen Zipei is on stage.
……
The air was suddenly quiet.
Chen Zipei's slightly rapid exhalation came from the microphone, as if his heart beat suddenly accelerated.
For a moment.
A coquettish female voice came: "Then, what do you think when you see me?"
Lu Yuan didn't hesitate to think: "Well, I will think, should I eat steamed buns or strawberries for breakfast today."
From the microphone, Chen Zipei hummed in embarrassment: "Hmph! Little pervert."
Followed by.
She continued:
"This joke is too... too blah, you, you can change it."
Isn't the joke all in this tune?
Would it be different to change the speaking style?
Lu Yuan asked: "Sister Zipei, are you still nervous?"
Chen Zipei said in a muffled voice: "Not yet, there is still a little. Oh, hurry up and tell me one more~"
You were still disgusted just now, but now you are burning with anxiety?
really.
Some of the episodes in the TV series still make some sense: when a girl says no to it, she means it.
"Wait a minute, let me think about it."
Lu Yuan frowned and thought, his thoughts turned.
soon.
He thought of it.
then.
The voice said magnetically: "After the wedding night, early the next morning, I saw the bride walking out of the wedding room in pain."
"She leaned on the wall with one hand, covered her belly with the other, and cursed: Liar, liar, what a big liar."
"Before you got married, you told me that you had more than 30 years of savings, and I thought it was money!"
over the phone.
After listening.
Chen Zipei froze for a moment, then asked blankly: "The savings that the bride said are not money, what is that?"
Lu Yuan pondered for a while, and replied seriously: "Well, you will know when we get married in the future."
As soon as this word comes out.
Chen Zipei blushed instantly.
Originally, she was a little nervous because she was about to perform on stage, but at this moment, embarrassment took over her mind.
Diluted the meaning of tension.
"Bah! Who wants to marry you? I'm still a big girl." Chen Zipei spat with blushing cheeks.
You like to listen to my jokes so much, I think you are a big cucumber girl... Lu Yuan rolled his eyes across the phone screen.
Sudden.
Chen Zipei asked a little shyly, "Is there any more?"
Ok? !
Lu Yuan had a strange expression on his face.
You are still addicted, right?
"No, no, not a drop."
"It's almost your turn to perform on stage, so get ready to go."
Lu Yuan glanced at the computer screen.
Seeing Xia Yongxing's singing, it's almost over.
then.
I reminded Chen Zipei.
Who knows.
Chen Zipei refused to let go: "Yuanzi, you are too bad, you have whetted my appetite, so I won't continue."
"Hmph, I'm in a bad mood now, tell me some nice jokes to coax me."
"Hurry up, hurry up~"
Sigh, I didn't expect you to be such a sister Zipei, I'm still too young... Lu Yuan has a weird expression.
"OK then."
"I'll tell you one more thing, listen carefully."
"A girl showed off to her boyfriend: I am very good at math, and I am the first in every test."
"So, the boy asked his girlfriend: Can you take the quadrant coordinates? I lie down at 180 degrees, and you sit at 90 degrees."
"Since then, girls have never dared to show off."
The voice just fell.
Chen Zipei was taken aback for a moment, and involuntarily drew a picture of the quadrant coordinates in his mind.
Russian hectares.
Her cheeks were dyed with rouge, so bright.
Immediately she shouted coquettishly: "Oh! What are you talking about? I don't understand, I don't understand."
then.
Then he said, "This one doesn't count, let's talk about one more."
Still talking?
There is almost no stock in my stomach.
Lu Yuan sighed slightly.
It seems that I can only come up with my trump card.
"There is a couple who always like to bicker."
"So, the boy said: During the day, you always like to talk back to me and speak ill of me; at night, it's up to me to talk back to you and speak ill of you."
Chen Zipei's intermittent voice came from the microphone: "Quick, it's almost my turn to take the stage. Me, I won't listen."
Lu Yuan could hear the shyness in her voice, and asked with a smile, "Sister Zipei, are you still nervous?"
"I still have a lot of jokes left."
Chen Zipei: "Hmph! Seqi, you hate me to death."
then.
Just hung up the phone.
Looking at the screen of the phone that hung up the phone, Lu Yuan looked innocent, and it was you who insisted on me continuing to talk.
but.
From Chen Zipei's tone, it could be heard that her nervousness should have faded a lot.
"Sister Zipei, come on."
"Whether my task can be completed depends on you."
Lu Yuan looked at the computer screen and said secretly in his heart.
……
……
Beijing.
Spring Festival Gala stage.
As the music stopped, the song Xia Yongxing sang finally came to an end.
at this time.
Xia Yongxing glanced across the audience, and found that most of the people looked a little impatient.
It seemed that he was not singing on stage just now, but was making noise.
and so.
Displeased most of the audience.
fortunately.
During the singing process, there were no problems.
Although the on-site response was mediocre, the stage performance was completed without any risk.
"thank you all."
After bowing.
Xia Yongxing returned backstage.
Just walked into the rest room.
When he raised his eyes, he saw Zhao Wenwen and Zhou Guiqu with ugly faces.
Xia Yongxing asked suspiciously: "Why this expression? My stage performance, but there is no gentle problem."
Zhao Wenwen sighed heavily, and handed the phone to him, depressed: "You can see for yourself what the netizens say about you."
Xia Yongxing took the phone, his eyes swept quickly.
Soon.
He has already glanced at the entries on the blog's hot search list.
"This……"
After reading it, his face also became gloomy.
half an hour.
Xia Yongxing suddenly laughed: "Don't be too nervous and worried, anyway, we are not the last ones to appear."
heard.
Zhao Wenwen and Zhou Guiqu's eyes lit up suddenly.
Yes.
Even if Xia Yongxing's stage performance is quite satisfactory, so what?
He's not the one who will appear in the finale, so what are you afraid of!
"The last person to appear in a singing program seems to be Chen Zipei." Zhao Wenwen asked.
Zhou Guiqu nodded: "Well, that's right, it's her."
Zhao Wenwen laughed: "All the pressure has come to her, if she can't stand it, it will be over."
"This kind of scene, even if the king of heaven comes, it may not be able to hold up. There is a high probability that Chen Zipei will collapse."
"Next, let's just watch the show."
……
command room.
Xu Shan's face was frighteningly cold: "How many people are watching on the whole network now?"
The staff bit the bullet and said: "There are only about 1 million people."
Hear this.
Xu Shan let out a long sigh.
The original hope of breaking the record was in sight, but the dream was shattered.
It was exhausting for him.
"Well, if you can't even break the record for singing shows, then the following shows will be even more impossible."
Xu Shan turned his gaze to the TV screen.
Watching Chen Zipei who was about to take the stage, he whispered to himself:
"I don't ask you to increase the number of viewers of the Spring Festival Gala and maintain the status quo. I'm thankful."
……
at last.
Under the gaze of the audience and netizens in front of the screen.
Chen Zipei is on stage.
……
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