The system takes me to pretend

When the whole world was boiling because of the battle between China-Su and Ye Xianchang, Su Hao had already returned to the base camp surrounded by all the members of the Haoyue Sect.

When they arrived at the gate of Haoyue Sect, Situ Nan, Zeng Ziyou and Qu Housen stopped, one on the left, one on the right and one in the middle, and sighed.

"What are you doing?" Su Hao looked at the inexplicable actions of the three of them, feeling somewhat at a loss.

Could it be that a new way of disco dancing has become popular recently?
"These three guys violated the patriarchal rules and are currently being punished. They will be the guards for the next few days." Xu Qinghong said angrily.

Su Hao was stunned for a moment, looked around the three of them with complicated eyes, and then gave a thumbs up.

"Nice job!"

Three people: "@#$%"

Next, he saw Dracula Minnie moving under a huge boiler, boiling water with blue flames.

Through the delivery of divine power, the flames were very violent, and quickly boiled dozens of tons of water, which brought about a sharp rise in the temperature of the entire Haoyue Sect.

"Isn't there a water heater to supply hot water?" Su Hao was at a loss.

"Could it be that she also violated the clan rules?"

Xu Qinghong nodded.

Su Hao was a little surprised. Dracula Minnie also did her duty on weekdays. Apart from dressing seductively and seductively, she didn't do much, right?

It was only after some questioning that she found out that she had made the same mistake as Zeng Ziyou, Situ Nan, and Qu Housen—not being there to support Haoyuezong in time of crisis!

Going forward, Su Hao found Wuma Haoqi who was carrying a truckload of bricks. He was sweating and tired like a dog.

Unexpectedly, he did not use any cultivation.

No need to guess, this guy must have been punished.

Including Xuenv, Ichimoku Shuweng and others are also being punished according to the clan rules.

Some are weeding, some are digging, and some are cleaning the toilet.

"Although he was punished, isn't it a little overkill for a few gods to do such a thing?" Su Hao leaned into Xu Qinghong's ear and asked in a low voice.

"If it's a different punishment, such as asking them to recruit some extreme celestial masters to join the Haoyue School, or to collect some treasures and exercises for the Haoyue School, it seems better?"

"If you don't follow the rules, you can't get anywhere. If you do something wrong, you will be punished. There is no sympathy to speak of." Xu Qinghong rolled his eyes.

"Of course, your suggestion is also good, you can try it next time."

Su Hao suddenly felt that he was the deputy suzerain and Xu Qinghong was the suzerain.

But there is no way, who is Xu Qinghong her wife?
After learning about the recent situation of Haoyuezong from Xu Qinghong, Su Hao pondered for a moment, and said: "I will send Mumu to the second bedroom first, and you ask the core members to go to the conference room, I want to hold a meeting."

"Okay." Xu Qinghong nodded without thinking.

Su Hao, on the other hand, walked into Qingyun Mountain Resort with Su Mucheng in his arms, and went upstairs to the second bedroom.

"There's no one else, should I wake up?"

No one responded.

Su Hao continued: "You didn't suffer any injuries, why are you pretending to be unconscious?"

The voice fell, and the room was a little silent.

Immediately, a blush appeared on Su Mucheng's face, and she opened her eyes in reproach.

"Brother, why are you doing this!"

"Can't you just let me lie down a little longer?"

Su Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why? It's very comfortable to lie in your brother's arms?"

"Yeah, I feel very safe, just like when I met a group of wild dogs when I was a child, my brother was bitten in front of me, and I had nothing to do with it."

Su Hao's forehead is full of black lines: "What kind of metaphors are you talking about?"

"Hee hee." Su Mucheng stuck out her tongue and blinked her eyes playfully.

"Brother, I want you to wash my hair."

"Don't make trouble, I have a meeting later." Su Hao refused.

"Besides, why do you wash your hair as an immortal master? You can keep your hair fresh for a year, okay?"

Su Mucheng pouted: "I don't care, you were the one who washed my hair when I was young, and you also said that you have to wash it with a man's hands to moisturize a girl's hair."

"Really?" Su Hao paused, then smiled awkwardly: "Actually, at that time, I just wanted to try whether the newly bought shampoo smelled good."

"Brother, you were so scheming back then!"

"I think too much. How could I have any scheming when I was a few years old? If I was really scheming, I wouldn't peek at you taking a bath, but made an excuse to take a bath with you. Uh, wait, I just said Xiaoming from the neighbor. Go ahead, hey hey all day long, don't bite, hiss, won't your megalodon teeth be broken?"

"Bite you to death! Kill you to death! Hmph!"

Su Hao raised his hands: "I surrender, you take a rest first, I really have something to have a meeting, I will take you to play later."

"Really?" Su Mucheng's eyes lit up.

"fake!"

"Go to hell!!!" Su Mucheng's face was deformed in anger, and a pillow fell on her.

Su Hao avoided it perfectly.

"Ahem, just kidding, I'll find you when I'm done."

He smiled, opened the door and walked out.

"Brother!" Su Mucheng suddenly stopped Su Hao.

"what?"

Su Mucheng said with a blushing face, and touched her index fingers, saying submissively, "Thank you for coming to Kunlun Sea to save me."

"I can't help it, who told you that you are my sister, and you are so cute, with a good figure and good looks?" Su Hao spread his hands helplessly, almost making Su Mucheng laugh out loud.

"To be honest, you should thank Ye Xian for not being lecherous, otherwise your perfect body will be gone when I arrive."

"If you encounter a difficult enemy like Immortal Ye again in the future, the first strategy is to find ways to keep yourself safe. The two foodies of the iris beast and the other shore beast must be used reasonably. Very useful."

Su Mucheng pouted and said, "Hmph, they hid on purpose and ignored me."

"Why are you ignoring you?"

"Because I snatched them a lollipop."

"Then why don't you just give them one back then?"

"They are greedy and want me to pay back 100, I have no money to buy them, woo woo woo"

Su Hao: "."

Hello, IQ service platform?
Add 100 yuan to Su Mucheng's IQ account!

"I'll buy some later when I take you out to play. I'm going to a meeting and we'll talk later." Su Hao sighed and walked towards the meeting room.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for installing an Armstrong Helix Ascension Force, and the pretense value is not rewarded, because the host is in debt, and the value cannot be squeezed out after giving the pretense value, whisper bb, the host can't hear it anyway."

Su Hao: "."

What about my TM knife?
"Of course, although there is no pretentious value, the system decided to help the host move the original spirit veins to Qingyun Mountain of Haoyue Sect for free based on humanitarianism. It will be conceived with Qingyun Mountain, and you can enjoy the original spirit while in Qingyun Mountain. Reiki, remember to tell your friends~"

"Besides, as for the spiritual spring and the elixir, the system felt that they were useless in front of the original spiritual energy, so they took them back. Don't worry, in return, the system will upgrade the Haoyuezong to protect the sect, and the wooden dragon array will upgrade to It is 666 Super Wooden Dragon Array, which can block the invasion of Human Dao Immortals. The Five Elements Defense Array is upgraded to 233 Super Five Elements Defense Array. After opening, it can kill Human Dao Immortals. How about it? Is the system very good? Is it the impulse of the system to sprinkle flowers with its own feet?"

"I said I wanted to hack you to death with a knife, do you believe me?"

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, benefactor, don't be anxious, don't get angry, come and sing with me: Playful, I will train my brain; Picking up girls, I will fight against old age; Flirting, I will relieve worries; Secret love, My heart will not grow old! "

"." Su Hao almost couldn't summon the prehistoric power in his heart.

"Don't fool me, it's okay to upgrade the guardian array, don't cut corners, especially the 233 super five-element defense array. Uh, what is this 233?"

"Garbage host, no common sense on the Internet, he~tui~" The system's tone was full of contempt.

"233 is an Internet term, roughly meaning ahaha, very funny. 233 comes from the No. 233 mop emoji, which is a laughing emoji, so many netizens like to post on post bars and forums. Add a sentence of 233."

The corners of Su Hao's eyes twitched: "I don't surf the Internet often, isn't it normal?"

"emmmm"

"What kind of Internet word is this?"

"e means 'uh', a modal particle that people often utter, and m means an infinitely long ending sound. When connected together, it means uh huh, which means thinking + speechless. Many times, what others say can't be answered at all, so it will Use this word to express what you are thinking and emotions that cannot be expressed in words, just like what the host just said made me indescribable, so I emmmm"

Su Hao: "."

Come on, you win!

"Reminder, half a month has passed, the host has been making soy sauce, none of the seventh pretense tasks has been completed, and there is still half a month left before the end of the task, please hurry up and complete the task, in order to urge the host, the system will broadcast it again Please listen carefully to the rewards for successful missions and the punishments for failures."

"Mission successful: Clear the debt and send a small red flower to the host."

"Mission failed: Bury the most important part of the host in a pit, take it out three days later, wrap it around your waist, tie a bow, expose it to the sun for four days, then hang it on the balcony, let it dry for a week, cut it into slices, and fry it over high heat. "

"Emmmm, why don't the host fail once, let me see the punishment screen, the feeling that no chicken is better than chicken at this time, seems very exciting hehe~"

The corner of Su Hao's mouth twitched.

Stimulate?

I, Nima, just kicked in the past!
This damn system is getting more and more evil.

"Don't worry, I'll finish the pretentious task right away, so don't give me any crooked ideas."

"Hehehe, the host is so aggressive, you don't even want to send me off." The system is very arrogant.

"The reminder is over, the pretense reward is over, it's time to get off work, and I'm going to sleep with my young lady again, la la la."

"Ah~ At this moment, I want to chant a poem."

"The Yiren peeled the banana skin, untied the yellow clothes with his slender hands, and gently sent the king's lips to the side, the white teeth opened it, the fragrant wrist suddenly concentrated, and suddenly pushed hard, choking on food and getting angry, confused and angry Asking, the little girl endured every night, Now, my husband knows its disadvantages, and after hearing about it, I miss him for a long time, and I can't get rid of my shame."

Su Hao: "."

Come on, spray the pure spray to death!