The system takes me to pretend

Ma Heiyo was stunned.

He rubbed his eyes, and after confirming again and again that the person in front of him was Su Hao, he almost didn't jump up.

"what!"

A hysterical scream came out, ear-piercing and enchanting, and many passers-by almost staggered and fell to the ground in fright.

"What's your name?" Su Hao's eyes twitched.

"My name is Ma Hey!"

"." Su Hao felt the urge to punch this guy.

"I was asking what your name is!"

Hey Ma was dumbfounded: "Fellow Daoist Su, don't you even know my name? I'm Hey Ma!"

"It's over, it's over, you haven't practiced too much, have you?"

"No, I have to run quickly, in case you start killing, any sneeze can kill me."

With that said, he was about to twist his body and start running.

"boom!"

Unexpectedly, Ma Heiyo's gorgeous turn suddenly bumped into a wall of human flesh.

Ma Heyao had a strong head and a strong body, but he just swayed in place.

The other party retreated several meters, then staggered and rolled twice on the ground, in a state of embarrassment.

"Ma De, who the hell is so short-sighted?!" The fat man who was knocked to the ground rubbed his butt, and then got up and yelled.

At this time, the short-haired beauty who swam up from the lake saw this scene, and hurriedly stepped forward to greet her, "Vice Captain, are you alright?"

"Wen Wen?" The fat man looked at the short-haired beauty, and his original anger disappeared, followed by a fiery smile: "What a coincidence, why are you here? Look at your wet body, come on, let me help you Wipe it off."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his salty pig's hand, wanting to stroke Wen Miaoxin's back.

Seeing this fat man with a greasy face, Ma Hei frowned, always feeling that this guy looked at Wen Miaoxin with a dirty look in his eyes.

After a pause, he immediately stepped forward, stopped in front of Zhou Dapang, and said with an apologetic smile: "Brother, I'm really sorry for bumping into you. I didn't expect my weak body to knock you into the air. What a shame!" I don’t know if I don’t bump into it, but if I bump into it, I’ll lose the ‘kidney’!”

"Hmph!" Fatty Zhou glanced at Ma Heyao in displeasure, and snorted coldly, "How long will it be in the future, I want to ask Wen Wen for something now, and the idlers will go away."

"Ma Dan, you can even say such a shameless name, still warm? I warmed you a big watermelon, why didn't I kill you just now!" Hearing Zhou Dapang's words, Ma Heiyo's forehead darkened, and his heart sank. A burst of cursing.

"Vice Captain, don't let him leave!" Wen Miaoxin frowned, and said with a straight face: "Just now this guy was cheating and abducting passers-by. I originally wanted to arrest him, but it didn't work."

"This magic stick is as smooth as a loach, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have fallen into the lake!"

"There is such a thing?" Zhou Dapang was startled, and his face drooped suddenly.

"Boy, do you know the consequences of violating the law enforcement actions of the law enforcement officers of the military region?"

Ma Heyao shook his head very bluntly: "I don't know."

Zhou Dapang's forehead was covered with black lines.

"With such a rude attitude, don't you take the law enforcement team of the military region seriously?"

"Of course not." Ma Heyao waved his hands solemnly.

"I am a good law-abiding people!"

As he said that, he took out a piece of watermelon from behind and handed it to Fatty Zhou: "Brother, the sun is scorching hot today, and the cicadas are singing loudly, come and eat a piece of watermelon to cool down and prevent heatstroke!"

Immediately, he adjusted his tie for Fatty Zhou again, shook his eyebrows and said with a smile: "I'm sorry for bumping into you just now, but I didn't do it on purpose, it's just that you are wider, even if I tried my best, I still couldn't Hide away..."

Su Hao and others next to him couldn't help laughing.

Larger width?

Isn't it obvious that Su said Zhou Dapang is very fat!

Zhou Dapang saw that Ma Heiyo was so upright, but he didn't bother with him, he bit off a large piece of watermelon, waved his hand and said, "Don't be an example, let's go!"

It's not easy for Wen Miaoxin and Wen Miaoxin to have a chance to be alone here, even though Ma Heiyo makes him feel very uncomfortable, but it's important to find a woman, and we'll talk about other things later.

"No, I graduated from psychology. Looking at the dark expression on the vice-captain's face, I can guess that you are very upset now. How about I give you a good beating to vent your anger?" Ma Heiyo didn't leave , but stood beside him with a serious face.

"No, I feel very comfortable now, you can go quickly." Fatty Zhou said with a frown, suppressing his displeasure.

If this kid was allowed to stay here, he would not have the chance to be alone with Wen Miaoxin at all.

Ma Heyo wiped the sweat from his forehead, pretended to be nervous and said: "Vice Captain, you must be angry, if you are not angry, then give me a smile so that I can leave without any worries."

"This damaged product..." This scene fell on Su Hao and the others, who couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

By doing this, Ma Heiyo was obviously playing tricks on Fatty Zhou.

It's a pity that Fatty Zhou didn't know it. Instead, he followed Ma Heyo's request and showed a forced smile.

"Vice-Captain, your smile is too far-fetched, it lacks the depth of an atmosphere!" Ma Heyao stared at the smile on Zhou Dafatty's face, and shook his head.

Fatty Zhou was very impatient: "What is the depth of the atmosphere? Are you going or not?"

"Deputy captain, don't worry, I'll leave later, let me explain to you first, the so-called depth means that the curvature of the smile must have charm, the upper lip must have softness, the lower lip must have texture, the teeth must not be exposed, dimples It must be poetic..." Ma Heyao explained slowly.

Fatty Zhou: "..."

This is called depth?

This shit is going to the grave!
However, in order to get the chance to be alone with Wen Miaoxin, Zhou Dapang also worked his life out. After smiling his chrysanthemum-like face into a sunflower, Ma Heyao nodded in satisfaction: "Thank you for your generosity, Vice Captain, In fact, you don't need to laugh so deeply, I was just teasing you before."

"You the fuck..." Fatty Zhou's face turned blue, and he was about to get angry immediately.

Reluctantly, before it happened, I found a gurgling sound coming from my stomach.

At the same time, the unpleasant stench suddenly permeated, causing the passers-by to cover their noses and almost gag.

"Wori, this smell is unbearable, please spare your life, please take back the socks you have hoarded for a year!"

"This is not the smell of socks. Compared with this smell, socks are much more fragrant!"

"Could it be that some expert's chrysanthemum pit exploded?"

Amidst the discussions, Zhou Dapang blushed, and when he felt an uncontrollable warm current hit, he hurried to the toilet in the distance.

Ma Heyao yawned, coughed dryly and smiled: "Vice-captain, come back and eat watermelon to get rid of the fire!"

Zhou Dapang in front staggered and almost fell into the trash can.

Sure enough, it was the watermelon problem!
"Boy, wait for me!"

"Okay!" Ma Heyao coughed twice, then turned his eyes to Wen Miaoxin: "Beauty, I'm sorry, I caused you to fall into the lake. To express my apology, I can promise you with my body."

"Snapped!"

Jia Taolu slapped Ma Heyao on the head, and said with a dark face: "A group of us came to look for you, but you are actually fishing for girls. You should be beaten if you forget your righteousness."

"Fellow Daoist Su, I'll hold him down for you. Come on, give him a slap too."

"No need, he's too thick-skinned, I'm afraid of hurting my hands." Su Hao shook his head with a smile, raised his hand, and a black flame emerged.

With a snap of his fingers, the black flame circled around Wen Miao's heart.

In an instant, the originally wet hair and body suddenly became unmistakably normal.

"My friend is too playful and has caused you unnecessary trouble. I'm really sorry."

"To express my apologies, this enhanced marrow washing pill and enhanced body forging pill are given to you as gifts. The former can help you step into martial arts, and the latter can allow you to achieve a physical body comparable to that of an innate warrior."

After finishing speaking, two white lights streaked across the void and landed in Wen Miaoxin's hands.

"I can't have such a precious thing."

As a member of the law enforcement team of the military region, Wen Miaoxin knows a lot, so she naturally knows how valuable the two pills Su Hao gave her are.

Leaving aside what a pill that can turn ordinary people into warriors means, just talking about the enhanced version of the body-forging pill that allows ordinary people to become innate warriors is already enough to drive everyone in their military region crazy.

Do not!
It should be said that even for martial arts practitioners, this is a priceless treasure!

After all, the elixir that can strengthen the physical body of ordinary people by so much must be increased by at least 1-2 levels when used on people of martial arts.

"Take it, miss, this is what my brother needs the most." Su Mucheng laughed, looked at the time and said, "Brother, it's almost four o'clock, we have to find someone else."

"It's to speed up the progress." Su Hao nodded slightly, and winked at Jia Taolu: "Fellow Daoist Jia, take your little brother and leave."

With that said, he gestured to Wen Miaoxin to leave, and walked away slowly.

"Brother, wait for me!"

Su Mucheng paced to catch up and grabbed Su Hao's arm.

"Taotao, why did Fellow Daoist Su come back? Also, what did he mean by looking for someone?" Ma Heiyo asked with a puzzled expression.

"Fellow Daoist Su came back this time to play with fellow Daoist Mucheng, and recruit acquaintances to join the Haoyue Sect by the way." Jia Taolu explained.

"The so-called acquaintances are people like you and me."

Ma Heyao's eyes lit up: "Wow, that doesn't mean we don't need to be selected for the assessment competition to be able to enter the Haoyue Sect?"

"I've already joined. I don't know if you can succeed. After all, you also caused Fellow Daoist Su to post two pills."

"Wori." Ma Heiyo urged with a sad face.

"No, I have to find fellow Daoist Su quickly!"

While speaking, he stretched his legs and ran forward.

"Fellow Daoist Su, Qiao has many sacks!"

Jia Taolu was not in a daze either, wanting to pursue him further.

But one hand tugged at the corner of his clothes, it was Wen Miaoxin.

"That... these two pills, please help me return them to your friend!"

"Since he gave it to you, it's yours!" Jia Taolu smiled, raised his hand and said, "Make good use of these two pills, after all, this is the number one gift on the GWI list."

After the sound fell, he stepped forward quickly and followed behind Su Hao and the others.

"No. [-] on the GWI god list?"

Wen Miaoxin was stunned, a little confused.

"What it is?"

At this time, she was obviously at a loss.

Later, when Wen Miao went back and asked her companion what it meant to know the number one on the GWI God List.

At that moment, she was no different from a petrified statue