The system takes me to pretend

The news that Su Haofan was killed by super masters from the five powers is still spreading crazily in the world of martial arts.

After this battle, Su Hao's reputation has completely gone out of China and become famous all over the world.

The ace organizations in countless countries have uniformly classified Su Hao into the list of extremely dangerous persons, and conducted comprehensive analysis and investigations on him to study this super monster.

On the other hand, Su Hao, as the subject of world martial arts discussion, is not practicing at the moment, and he doesn't care about these trivial matters. Instead, he is staying in the Fengshui attic of the Su family, sitting on the sofa with Su Mucheng, watching the hit anime Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

After Dracula Minnie surrendered to him, he immediately arranged for Haoyuezong to go to Haoyuezong, which can be regarded as the finale for Haoyuezong.

"Big Big Wolf is so pitiful. Every time he is bullied by those damned sheep, he is beaten by his wife when he returns home, woohoo." Su Mucheng hugged the pillow with a funny expression, pouted to defend Big Big Wolf.

Seeing this, Su Hao couldn't help it.

"This is just a cartoon, isn't your sense of substitution too strong?"

"The characters in the cartoons are also flesh and blood." Su Mucheng snorted, with tears in her eyes: "As a girl, I think it must be very happy to marry a man like Big Big Wolf."

"Why?" Su Hao looked blank.

It's just a wolf that can't catch a sheep.

If measured by modern women's standards, Big Big Wolf is equivalent to a man who can't make money. It seems that this kind of man is the most humble in front of material women, right?
"Because Big Big Wolf loves his wife more than himself!" Su Mucheng stared at the screen and said word by word.

"Every time Big Big Wolf catches a sheep, he can eat it himself first, but he never does this once. He always takes the lambs to his wife Red Wolf, and his wife decides whether to boil or fry them. Always put your wife first."

"Moreover, although Big Big Wolf goes out to catch sheep for his wife to eat every day and spares no effort, he still insists on doing housework, washing clothes, cleaning the room, and does not need his wife to intervene in any work."

"The most important thing is that Big Big Wolf is never bothering, and he is loyal to his wife. He never discusses right and wrong with his wife, and his wife is right when she is wrong."

"This kind of man who can cook, is smart, capable, and pleases his wife, any woman will be happy when she marries."

The corners of Su Hao's eyes twitched, and he was speechless.

Sister, aren't you clearly using a woman's inertial thinking to demand a man?

There are often domineering and savage women like Red Wolf, but there are too few perfect men like Big Big Wolf.

You know, with Big Big Wolf's ability, in modern times at least he is a capable person with an annual income of tens of millions. How could he aim at a woman like Red Wolf?

Of course, thinking this way in his heart, on the surface, Su Hao still had to nod in agreement with Su Mucheng's words.

After all, she is her own younger sister, so she can only pamper her.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for installing a world-renowned pussy. You will be rewarded with 1000 pretense points (total 1300). ps: This time the host's pretense is really exciting. The forced air, even the exhaled air, is in the shape of pretending.

Seeing the host pretending to be aggressive, the system couldn't help but recall my own youth. I studied literature at the age of seven, martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of ten. I know astronomy and geography at the top, and trivial matters at the bottom. Jumping, kind-hearted and helpful.

When I was in elementary school, my Chinese teacher explained the meaning of the word "handsome guy".

From middle school to college, every time I took a taxi, I was asked to add more money. Once I couldn't help it, I asked those drivers, why should I ask for ten yuan when others ask for five yuan?

The driver was very excited and answered me loudly, saying that I am so handsome, what's wrong with charging an extra five yuan?
At that moment, I felt that what he said was very reasonable, so since then, I have not refuted the extra money for taking a taxi, because I can see the awe and respect for my handsomeness from the driver's eyes. "

Su Hao: "."

System, although your posture of being cheated is very beautiful, but your shameless appearance is really ugly.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the fifth pretense task. The reward has been issued. The host can make any request within the limits of the system."

"Is it finally finished?" Hearing the prompt, Su Hao breathed a sigh of relief.

It has been more than a month since the fifth pretense mission was issued, and the mission deadline is only half a month away. If he fails to complete it on time, he may be punished by the system and die.

"System, you just said that I can make any request within your limited range, so can you bring my parents back?"

"Of course not."

Su Hao frowned: "Why?"

With the ability of the system, it should be easy to bring back his parents from the quasi-immortal world.

"Because this matter involves the development of the plot of the book, the host needs to solve it by itself. If I solve it, the book will end early."

Su Hao: "."

"Then can I ask to improve my strength? For example, to raise my strength to the cultivation level of the Heavenly Dao Immortal Venerable."

"Stupid host, why don't you ask the system to control the universe for you? In this case, the entire universe is yours!"

"That's right!" Su Hao slapped his head, only to realize later.

"Then let me be the master of the universe!"

"Stupid host, please don't daydream, please? If this kind of thing can be done, the system doesn't need to parasitize on a semi-defective product like you!"

Su Hao's forehead is full of black lines: "Aren't you fucking omnipotent? Why can't you do this or that?"

"System TM is omnipotent, but this omnipotence is based on the plot of this book. Your requirements have exceeded the framework of the book, so you can only think about it."

Su Hao was speechless: "Okay, then tell me what you can do under the maximum limit of your request."

"I don't know, I still have to make a decision based on the content of your request."

Su Hao thought for a while and said, "Can that help me improve my cultivation to the level of a human immortal?"

"I can't do it, it goes against the development of the plot."

Su Hao rolled his eyes: "Then enhance my spiritual power and make a version 10.0."

"I can't do it, it goes against the development of the plot."

Su Hao's face turned blue and white: "TMD, your reward is too useless."

"Host, if you question the ability of the system again, this reward will be frozen at any time, and you will have nothing at that time."

"Fuck me" Su Hao said halfway, and finally choked again.

"Then you can always check for me, why is the secret of Haoyuezong's cultivation environment leaked?"

"That's fine." The system responded.

"It has been found out that the person who leaked this secret is actually the system."

"What?!" Su Hao was confused.

What's the matter with him?
Did the Haoyuezong information come from the system?
"Stupid hosts, don't be overly shocked. Listen to the system, it's like this. The existence of the system is to help the host to pretend to be better and stand at the top of the world, but because the host has not encountered any pressure along the way, so that readers We are all tired of reading it, so in response to the readers' request, the system decided to make it more difficult for the host, so it announced the information of Haoyuezong on the World Martial Arts Forum." The system explained.

"That's why I told you last time that someone will give you a chance to help you complete the fifth pretense task."

"For the host's future, the system is well-intentioned. The system loves the host more than itself. The system's love for the host goes deep to the marrow, just like a father's concern for his son. It is full of affection without any impurities."

After hearing these words, Su Hao almost jumped up out of anger.

Routine!

It's full of tricks!

The system dug such a big hole for him, but he had to fill it in himself!

Damn, how did I get into such a bastard system?
Suppressing the unhappiness in his heart, Su Hao gritted his teeth, and said with a smile greeting someone's mother: "System, can I knock your mother?"

"Sorry, the system doesn't understand non-human languages."

"roll!"

"Okay, host, come on, the system will send out the sixth pretense task soon, love you."

Su Hao had a black line.

Is this system really sent by the author to assist him?

He is full of coquettish words, leaves his post without authorization, and does not want to cheat his pretense all the time, and even digs a huge hole for himself, waiting for himself to jump into.

If it's not that he can't catch this system, he has to find 49 old sows to come over and use the system for 49 days, and then find [-] old pigs to come over and continue for [-] days.

"Brother, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so ugly?" Su Mucheng seemed to feel an inexplicable sense of displeasure, and when she turned around, she saw Su Hao's teeth gnashing, and a strong flash of light in her eyes killing intent.

"It's okay, I've been a little angry recently." Su Hao tried his best to calm down, stood up and said, "I'm going to practice boxing and talk later."

Saying that, without waiting for Su Mucheng to ask, he disappeared into the Fengshui loft in a flash.

"boom boom"

All of a sudden, there were deafening punches breaking the air one after another at a height of [-] meters, setting off wave after wave of sonic booms.

Countless members of the Su family looked up at the sky, and saw a figure waving their fists frantically.

Every time a punch falls, a terrifying whirlwind of fist power will erupt in the sky, almost blowing the void.

Looking down at the world, a misty aura surrounds his body, exuding a majestic and out-of-the-ordinary temperament.

At a glance, it is like a vast starry sky, a vast sea, and there is no end in sight.

The cyan pupils of the figure shot out like gods, capturing people's body and mind, and making people unconsciously feel awe.