The system takes me to pretend

Su Hao covered his face with one hand, feeling very helpless.

It is said that big breasts have no brains, but Zheng Shishi has no brains if she is not big?

"Dead Zeng Ziyou, smelly Zeng Ziyou, pull me up quickly!" Just as Su Hao sighed, the shouts of Zheng Shishi in the pit immediately rang out.

"Here we come!" Zeng Ziyou who was on the side stepped forward, quickly came to the pit, and quickly pulled Zheng Shishi up.

"Amu!" As soon as Zheng Shishi was pulled up, before Zeng Zi could say anything, he saw a small cherry mouth biting towards his arm.

"Hiss... are you a dog?" Sensing a slight pain in his arm, Zeng Ziyou groaned in pain.

"I want you to bite me, but the position of the bite is wrong!"

"Hmph, big pervert, you made me fall into the pit, it's no wonder if you don't bite you!" Zheng Shishi stared at her big eyes with displeasure on her face, and tilted her head, wanting to bite Zeng Zi again.

How could Zeng Ziyou let her succeed, he immediately moved away with a snake skin and dodged the blow.

"Daughter-in-law, don't mess around. I am a chaste person in the public. Even if you want to insult my pure body desperately, my heart will not yield!"

"You...killed you!"

"Help me, the woman rapes the man, the overlord is attacking!"

"You... if you do this again, I'll be really angry!" Seeing the meaningful smiles from Su Hao and Bai Wenling, Zheng Shishi stomped her feet, feeling ashamed and angry, really wanting to sew Zeng Ziyou's mouth shut .

Zeng Ziyou knew that he couldn't joke anymore, so he hurriedly pleaded guilty: "Zheng Shishi, I was wrong."

"Boom!" As soon as the words fell, Zheng Shishi hit Zeng Ziyou on the head with a fist.

"What's wrong?"

Zeng Ziyou looked up at the sky, and sighed: "The fault is that I am too good, showing the majestic and heroic posture of walking like a dragon and a tiger, and fascinated you. Alas, daughter-in-law, I am actually a low-key person. I am handsome and have a good temperament." Please don't make any loud noises, so as not to hurt the self-esteem of the male compatriots!"

"Boom boom boom!"

"Aww, take it easy, it hurts!"

"If it doesn't hurt, don't hit it!" Zheng Shishi smiled triumphantly, the breeze brushed her hair, and under the light, she looked very charming.

Zeng Ziyou was stunned for a while.

"Why are you standing there, I tell you, I haven't forgiven you yet!" Seeing Zeng Ziyou staring at her, Zheng Shishi said angrily.

Zeng Ziyou rubbed his nose, puzzled: "Strange, isn't my handsome enough for you to forgive me?"

"Narcissist!" Zheng Shishi pushed Zeng Ziyou away and rolled her eyes.

"Tell you, if you don't think of a way to get my forgiveness today, I will beat you every day in the future, until you are like a pig."

Zeng Ziyou smiled knowingly, and to be honest, he wished he could be beaten every day by the goddess.

Of course, he couldn't say it so blatantly, he rolled his eyes and said, "Zheng Shishi, don't be angry, let me tell you a joke, how about it?"

"I don't want to hear it!"

"Want to hear? Okay, I'll tell you right away."

"..."

Under Zheng Shishi's speechless gaze, Zeng Ziyou coughed twice: "Actually, I was born as a joke."

I thought Zheng Shishi would laugh heartily after hearing her joke, but to Zeng Ziyou's embarrassment, Zheng Shishi didn't react at all, her heart was calm, and she even rolled her eyes.

Su Hao and Bai Wenling also looked embarrassed, they just wanted to hang a sign on their bodies, saying: I don't know him!

Zeng Ziyou only felt that he had no face left, and said again: "The university organization went to donate blood. I was weak, but when I got 200ml of blood, I suddenly passed out. I was so scared that the nurse worked for a long time and gave 400ml of blood to come back. .

When I finally gave me the blood donation certificate, I felt that the nurse sister’s eyes were full of resentment, and then there were rumors in the whole school: There is a dick who went to the blood donation station to pretend to be dizzy in order to replenish blood..."

After finishing speaking, Zeng Ziyou stared straight at Zheng Shishi, as if he wanted to see the smile in her eyes.

However, the smiling Zheng Shishi rolled her eyes again, looking at Zeng Ziyou like a fool.

Zeng Ziyou was heartbroken for a while, speechless.

why?

why she doesn't smile?
"puff!"

Just when Zeng Ziyou was about to find a rope to hang himself silently, Zheng Shishi suddenly burst out laughing, and then kept laughing with her mouth covered, as if she had encountered something extremely funny.

Seeing this scene, Zeng Ziyou couldn't help but start to doubt his life.

Let me be a good boy, the reflex arc of mushroom coolness is too long, isn't it?

How long does it take for the process from listening to a joke to laughing heartily?

"Zeng Ziyou, your loveless expression just now is so funny!" Zheng Shishi covered her mouth and said with a smile.

"..." Zeng Ziyou suddenly felt a ball of sadness.

Paralyzed, this young master actually made others laugh because of his expression?
Emoticons?
Depend on!
Su Hao laughed loudly: "Ziyou, don't be so disappointed. Although your jokes are not funny, your facial expression is very funny, which is also a strength."

"Really?" Zeng Ziyou seemed to gain confidence.

Bai Wenling nodded: "Of course it's true. If someone is unhappy or can't think about it in the future, as long as you show this expression, then this person will definitely be happy."

Zeng Ziyou: "..."

When the bamboo dragonfly descends, it will generate a clockwise airflow, and the continuous rotation during the descent will generate a huge driving force. When this force is combined with the clockwise airflow, it will cause a gravitational force. We call it: counterclockwise Skin!
"It's not good to stand here and talk all the time. Didn't you say you want to go shopping? Let's go!" Seeing more and more eyes from the people around him, Su Hao raised his hand, signaling them to continue walking.

Zheng Shishi looked ahead, showing surprise: "There are two-color ice cream over there, let's go and eat."

"Okay, it's been a long time since I licked it." Zeng Zi Youxie laughed.

"Why does it sound so strange, wow, cotton lollipop!"

Zeng Ziyou continued to smile evilly: "Well, it can be licked again."

"Hey, look at that house looks so cute!"

"That...you can't lick the toilet..."

"..."

………………

I have to say that this amusement street is indeed a paradise for entertainment.

Along the way, Su Hao saw so many strange things, ate so many delicacies, not to mention how many bags he carried in his hand.

But this is not important, for Su Hao, the most important thing is to relax.

After wandering around for about 10, [-], [-] minutes, Bai Wenling seemed to have noticed something, stopped suddenly, looked at Su Hao expectantly, and asked, "Su Hao, are you tired?"

"Tired?" Su Hao was taken aback for a moment, seeing that Bai Wenling's eyes cast a little longing, the corners of his eyes twitched.

Judging from Bai Wenling's expectant eyes and the vaguely shy look on her cheeks, she probably wants to do something unspeakable to herself, right?
"Not very tired, but I..."

"Since you're not tired, let's go play the game Zeng Ziyou and Zheng Shishi played." Before Su Hao finished speaking, Bai Wenling clapped his hands and smiled.

"game?"

"That's it!" Bai Wenling pointed to Su Hao's left side and said expectantly.

Su Hao's figure paused, and followed Bai Wenling's direction to look over.

In front, a group of people were gathering around a stall. Zheng Shishi was holding a racket with an eager expression on her face, and beside her was Zeng Ziyou who was cheering for her.

And three meters in front of this person, there are rows and rows of cans, the number of cans decreases from near to far, and there are only six cans in the last row.

Each jar is marked with a number, and each number corresponds to the prize redemption area next to the jar. Obviously, this is a game of winning prizes by hitting the jar with a ball.

"You don't mean you want me to accompany you to play this can-making game?" Su Hao asked back after being stunned for a while.

"Yeah, since you're not tired, let's go and play, shall we?" Bai Wenling folded his palms together and made a gesture of request.

"Okay." Su Hao couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He thought that Bai Wenling had other thoughts about him, but now it seems that he was thinking too much.

"If you like it, go ahead."

"Okay!" Bai Wenling stuck out her tongue, and pulled Su Hao excitedly to the booth.

The breeze blew past, not only blowing away the heat from Su Hao's body, but also blowing away the collars of many girls here.

Those shocking wounds were deeply embedded in the eyes of many wolf compatriots, seeing them burst into laughter, and my brothers were a little angry, wanting to compete with the Dinghaishen needle.

As the saying goes, if you ask what the gap in the world is, you will be unable to control it!
It's a pity that the happy time is always short-lived, because too many people's eyes are not pure, resulting in many shocking wounds being finally covered up by collars.

Alas!

Sad!

The world has no love!
At this moment, the hearts of fellow wolves were broken.

At this time, Zheng Shishi at the booth was swinging the ball with a racket, and the target was the last row of cans.

The sound of hitting the ball suddenly sounded the moment Zheng Shishi swung the racket, and a shadow of the ball passed everyone's eyes, and with a howling wind, it went straight to the last row of jars.

Looking at the trajectory of the ball spinning and jumping, the possibility of hitting the last row of jars is extremely high.

Unexpectedly, the ball that was supposed to hit the jar ended up scraping the edge of the jar and flew out obliquely. The jar shook its body but did not fall down.

"It's a pity, if it hits, you can take down a Huawei mobile phone." The onlookers shook their heads, feeling a little regretful.

Zheng Shishi was also helpless for a while, and tried several times, but in the end she still couldn't get her wish.

The color in Bai Wenling's eyes surged in the back, and he looked at Su Hao with great interest: "Su Hao, hurry up, let's come and play, it feels so interesting."

"No problem." Su Hao nodded, walked directly to the stall owner, handed him a fifty-bill bill, and took a racket and five balls.

"Here's the racket and the ball, stay safe."

"Don't worry, I won't get hurt!"

"No, I'm afraid you will hurt others."

"..."