The system takes me to pretend

The north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, whose wife keeps the empty house?
If you have difficulties, I will help. I live next door and my surname is Wang!
When a middle-aged man with green hair surnamed Wang moved into the next room, Su Hao always felt that there was an inexplicable touch of green in his life.

"Because of love,…"

On this day, when a familiar tune sounded in his ear, Su Hao seemed to have vaguely seen the lush green Hulunbuir Grassland above his head.

With a bad premonition, Su Hao asked his boss for leave, left work early, and returned home early.

Once you enter the house,
Su Hao's complexion changed, and he kicked open the door. The scene in front of him made him feel like he was struck by lightning.

Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, looking up at the green light, lowering the head to wet the bed.

The object of my blind date and flash marriage is being picked up by the old Wang next door under the eastern fence, and sees Nanshan leisurely.

The huge sense of humiliation made Su Hao's eyes turn red, and he lost his mind on the spot. He rushed into the kitchen and pulled out the watermelon knife that gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas.

He wants to use this knife to commemorate his lost dignity!
As soon as he left the kitchen, a naked figure with stockings on his head stepped out of the room in two or three steps with a foot of a hundred yards. The speed was extremely fast. Those who didn't know thought that the cattle pen was not closed properly, and the cows were let out. Out.

"Old Wang, step on the horse and stop labor and capital!" Su Hao roared, and the motor cells that were originally negative at this moment exploded and chased after Old Wang.

The old Wang in the front only heard a pig-killing cry from behind, and through the corner of his line of sight, he could see that the watermelon knife gleaming with cold light was getting closer and closer to him.

Leaving aside whether this knife is sharp enough, at least stabbing himself is no problem.

The frightened Pharaoh gritted his teeth, and the energy to hold back his urine was fully mobilized, and the place he sprinted seemed to have a strange smell.

The aunt who was dancing the square dance in the community saw this scene and forcibly changed the square dance into a Latin dance.

The passing blind man froze for a moment, and a gleam shot through his cloudy eyes.

The old man in the wheelchair got up suddenly, and performed a swan dance on the spot, and his disability for many years was healed in an instant.

The old Wang with stockings on his head is walking like flying!

Su Hao, who was holding a watermelon knife in the rear, chased after him bravely!
At this moment, Su Hao was muttering words, and his years of mathematics education made him extremely proficient in calculation ability.

Although Pharaoh's legs are long, he can't help but run slowly.

Although his legs are short, his advantage lies in his fast running frequency.

According to the theory of inertia and Einstein's theory of relativity, in less than a minute, the old Wang in front can learn how sharp the watermelon knife in his hand is.

ten meters...

five meters...

Three meters...

"Ha...tui!" When the distance between the two was only one meter away, the old Wang in front turned his head and used a saliva attack technique to spray Su Hao's face, trying to reduce Su Hao's walking frequency virtually.

I don't know if it's because he didn't recharge the money, but instead of reducing Su Hao's walking frequency, his saliva attack technique inspired Su Hao's passive skill - berserk!
In the next moment, Su Hao's stepping frequency suddenly increased, and the watermelon knife in his hand shone endlessly cold, and he went straight to the old king's head.

It may be that this watermelon knife has a mind of its own. When the knife fell, it just cut off the stockings on the top of Lao Wang's head.

From this detail, it can be seen that this hemiao is still a lecherous watermelon knife!

Lao Wang, who escaped with residual blood, seemed to be very stable, but actually panicked a lot.

The two baskets below were swaying in the wind, as if they were praying for the arrival of the police to stop the murder.

At this moment, an unbuilt manhole cover suddenly appeared in front of Lao Wang and Su Hao.

The old Wang in front of him, with a rejoicing self-confidence, took a step with his long legs, and with a nonsense stride, he easily crossed the manhole cover.

Su Hao, who was behind, refused to admit defeat and leaped forward. With his short legs, he didn't step over with one foot, and stepped on the edge of the manhole cover for the first time.

Suddenly, his body didn't listen to his commands, and sank suddenly, wanting to sink under the well cover.

At the critical moment, the unicorn arm trained in slow motion with his left hand and right hand played a fatal role. The moment his head was about to sink into the well cover, Su Hao grabbed the edge of the well head in time to stop his sinking body.

Three seconds!

Give him three more seconds!

He can get out of trouble with a pull-up followed by a 360-degree front flip!

It didn't work out as expected. At this moment, I don't know which bastard was passing by with a bicycle. The two wheels ran over his hands by coincidence.

"what!"

With the shrill screams resounding here, Su Hao fell freely and completely sank into the sewer...

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"Ding dong, the pretentious system has detected a semi-defective life form, and it is helplessly fused, so I want to cry..."

"Ding dong, the pretense system integration is complete, tears are binding, no love..."

"Ding dong, all the functions of the pretense system have been restored, and the vomiting of blood is starting. I was very happy today, and I did something for the gods and demons..."

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"Am I dead?"

In an independent space, Su Hao looked around in confusion, with a self-deprecating look on his face.

Looking back on my life, I have really failed.

At the age of 20, he was kicked out by his family and wandered to the city where his fiancée lived, where he was ridiculed and ridiculed.

At the age of 22, his fiancée's company went bankrupt and she committed suicide by jumping off a building, leaving her alone with a lot of debts and a lost life.

For the next eight years, he was wasted even more, living in the world like a walking dead, sometimes struggling and sometimes confused.

Today, he had a flash marriage with a woman whom he had met for less than three days, um... and he was cheated on!
In the end, a life of failure ended up in the sewer, which is as sad as it sounds.

The more he thought about it, the more bitter he became. When he thought of the end, two lines of tears fell from the corner of Su Hao's eyes, making him quite desolate at this moment.

"Dear host, give you a tissue!"

At this moment, a paper towel emerged from the void and floated over silently.

"Thank you!" Su Hao thanked subconsciously, but when he stretched out his hand halfway, he suddenly reacted, and immediately backed away in horror: "Who? Who is here?"

He glanced around, but found that there were no other creatures except the paper towels floating around him.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, this system will tell you mercifully that in order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect the peace of the world, I, a cute and charming counselor who implements love and truth, is a cute and charming god-like counselor!" The voice resounded in Su Hao's ears with an impassioned tone.

"Are you still frustrated and lost because you were abandoned by your family and have no ability to restore your dignity?"

"Are you still feeling lost and helpless because you have been ridiculed and ridiculed and have no chance to rise?"

"Don't be sad, don't hesitate, the pretentious system will escort you and help you achieve a god-like existence."

"There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to pretend to be tough, you can be a master!"

Mechanical sounds swirled around Su Hao's ears endlessly, one after another, like the sound of thunder, reaching directly to the soul.

Immediately, a wave of information gushed out from the void and fell directly into Su Hao's mind.

"A system that exists specifically to assist users in pretending..."

"As long as the user is pretending to be cool, he can get the coolness point, and every time he reaches 100 points, he will be able to draw a lottery and get the coolness props..."

"For the first time, a new user binds to the pretense system, and can get a moonlight box experience card presented by the system, and a literature pretense experience card..."

"All experience cards can only be used once, and the time limit is determined by the system..."

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After learning the information about the pretentious system in his mind, Su Hao froze in place as if petrified.

"Snapped!"

After a long time, he slapped himself on the face, and when he felt a pain like smearing hot sauce on his face, he finally confirmed that it was not a dream.

"Hahaha, there really is no limit to the road. For the past ten years, I have lived like a dog. Those who hate me dance lightly, and those who love me tear their eyes like dew."

"I have struggled all my life, and I can't take away any plants or trees. I have been persistent all my life, and I can't take away any vanity and admiration. In later generations, when I look back, my life is like a waste."

"I want to cry bitterly, but I can't make a sound. I want to repent, but it's too late. In the end, all I'm left with is a desert."

"Today, I, Su Hao, obtained the pretentious system. Those who love me, I will let you sing and dance, and those who hate me, I will make you cry!"

Su Hao clenched his fists excitedly, ignoring the pain, a gleam of contempt for the world flashed in his eyes.

"The extra-dimensional space is about to be closed. For the safety of the host, the system has automatically used the Moonlight Box experience card. Please set the shuttle time period for the host."

"Ten years ago!" Su Hao ordered without hesitation.

Ten years ago was the beginning of his despair, this time he wants to completely smash this despair.

"Received, the system has been executed."

The mechanical sound fell, and the Moonlight Treasure Box emerged from the void, emitting a ray of light, completely devouring Su Hao's figure...