The Peerless Berserker of the Female President

The Yu family compound is divided into a front yard and a back yard. Mr. Yu's [-]th birthday was held in the front yard, so the front yard was full of steam and lively.

But the backyard is different. The backyard is an independent small courtyard. In the courtyard, there are rockery, flowing water, pavilions and pavilions, but it is also suppressed.

In an antique small wooden house, a Taoist priest in a black robe is standing in front of an alchemy furnace one person tall with his hands behind his back, and two little medicine boys in green clothes are pulling the bellows.

In the alchemy furnace, the fire was burning very vigorously, and wisps of blue smoke were continuously emitted from the top of the alchemy furnace.

The black-robed Taoist priest, with an anxious face on his face, yelled at the two little medicine boys, "Hurry up, Master Yu's [-]th birthday is about to begin, and in two hours, Master Yu will be distributing longevity pills. There is still a batch of fifty pills left, and the task of one thousand pills is about to be completed, so hurry up and speed me up, understand?"

"Yes, Master." The two little medicine boys replied in unison, they worked harder to pull the bellows, and the fire in the alchemy furnace became more vigorous.

What the black-robed Taoist priest and the two little drug boys didn't expect was that Ye Hao was standing outside the cabin at this time, listening to the conversation between the Taoist priest and the two little drug boys just now.

It turned out that Ye Hao had just climbed over the wall and entered, and had been standing at the door of the cabin, waiting for the opportunity.

He had already thought about it a long time ago, he wanted to make all the Yannian Yishou Pills into laxatives, and the act of making the Yu family buy Tianluo grass to refine the Yannian Yishou Pills would be a complete joke.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and at this moment, the little drug boy suddenly cried out in surprise from the cabin: "Master, the elixir is ready."

Ye Hao heard this in his ears, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help evoking an excited smile.

He took out a wooden pipe from his pocket, inserted the pipe into the crack of the door, and blew a puff of white smoke into the crack of the door. After a while, Ye Hao pushed the door and entered. Sure enough, there were two little medicine boys and a black-robed Taoist priest All fell asleep on the ground.

Seeing this, Ye Hao couldn't help grinning and said: "The mist brought back from the base is really easy to use. It claims to be able to faint an elephant. It's true."

After talking to himself, Ye Hao walked up to a yellow cardboard box.

The box was full of densely packed black pills the size of longan eyes. After staring at these pills for a while, Ye Hao smiled excitedly. As soon as the elixir was sprinkled, the powder fit perfectly on the surface of the elixir and blended tightly with the elixir. Don't you know that these black powders are very powerful laxatives. It's his fault.

……

At twelve noon, Yu's front yard.

A total of 1000 people came to celebrate Mr. Yu's birthday. These 1000 people sat at [-] tables in total, and the momentum was not insignificant.

It's twelve o'clock at noon. According to the Taoist priest, now is the best time to distribute the elixir, because at this time, the Yang Qi is flourishing in the world, and the old man Yu distributes the elixir widely. In this way, the goodness of old man Yu will be remembered, and it will add blessings and longevity to old man Yu.

As soon as twelve noon arrived, the white-haired old man Yu, who was sitting in the middle of the main table but combed his back, stood up and announced with a flushed face: "The hour has come, and now we are distributing the pills. I hope Every friend who has obtained the Yannian Yishou Pill, eat the Yannian Yishou Pill with me, we will share the blessings and increase our lifespan together.”

"Master Yu, I wish you a long life."

"Master Yu, I wish you happiness like the East China Sea."

"Master Yu, you are such a good person, God must see it, and you will be blessed."

Listening to these beautiful words, old man Yu's old face burst into a smile, like a blooming chrysanthemum.

Below are the servants of the Yu family, five teams of people, each carrying a big wooden box, and everyone at each table distributes pills.

The black-robed Taoist priest stood behind Mr. Yu, with a serious expression on his face, as if he had something on his mind.

And he did have something on his mind, because just now when the servants of the Yu family came to get the elixir, he just woke up, and he didn't understand why he fell asleep?
The black-robed Taoist priest was very afraid that something would go wrong, but when the servant was taking the elixir, he deliberately took a elixir and put it in front of his nose to smell it. The smell was normal, so he didn't have anything. Speaking, he didn't dare to say anything, after all, the Yu family had paid a lot for preparing the elixir this time, so he didn't dare to say anything.Just pray in my heart, I hope nothing will happen, I hope nothing will happen.

The elixir was quickly distributed, and everyone present held a life-prolonging elixir in their hands, and Mr. Yu also held one in his hand.

Staring at the beautiful elixir for a while, Mr. Yu immediately looked at everyone, and said with warm eyes: "What a beautiful elixir, it's [-]:[-], the time is just right, everyone take it with me Come down."

After Mr. Yu finished speaking, he opened his mouth, stuffed the pill into his mouth, chewed it twice, and then swallowed it.

The big bosses who came here followed suit one after another, and they all stuffed the pill into their mouths, chewed it twice, and swallowed it into their stomachs.

Seeing this, Mr. Yu couldn't help smiling slightly, the wrinkles on his face bloomed like chrysanthemums again.

Suddenly, Mr. Yu frowned, and the painting style on his face changed suddenly. He hugged his stomach tightly, his brows were furrowed, and a very painful expression appeared on his face.

The Taoist priest standing behind Mr. Yu was already so frightened that his back was dripping with sweat.

At this time, the juniors of Yu's family surrounded Mr. Yu, and everyone asked questions in one go.

"Grandpa, are you alright?"

"Dad... what's the matter with you?"

"Ouch, oops..."

At this moment, the guests who came also hugged their stomachs and let out painful cries.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Yu Linglong frowned, strode up to the Taoist priest, grabbed his collar and said, "You'd better tell me the truth, otherwise, I will kill you."

The Taoist priest trembling with fright said: "Miss, calm down, please calm down."

"Hurry up, what's going on?" Yu Linglong took out a black pistol from the pocket of her suit trousers, and pointed the muzzle right at the Taoist priest's forehead.

The Taoist said with sweat profusely on his forehead: "Miss Yu, calm down, calm down, I said, I said, just before the servants came to fetch the elixir at noon, my apprentice must have been fainted by the smoke, It took more than half an hour for us to wake up. During this period, I don't know what happened, but when the servants came to move the medicine box, I deliberately picked up a medicine pill and put it in my nose I smelled it before, and the result of my smell is that there is no problem at all."

"Miss Yu, I suspect that someone deliberately stupefied us, and then tampered with the pill. Miss Yu, please be aware of the details, you must be aware of the details."

Yu Linglong was furious when she heard the words: "Why didn't you say it just now? Why didn't you say it just now?"

The Taoist said tremblingly, "I don't dare, I don't dare, I see Master Yu is so happy, I don't dare."

"You bastard, just because you dare not, do you know that you have missed a big deal?" Yu Linglong said with her eyes widened.

Gollum, Gollum!
Just as Yu Linglong finished speaking, some guests couldn't hold back any longer and directly pulled their pants into their pockets.

There are also guests who are on the way to find the toilet.It's in the pocket of the trousers.

Mr. Yu was helped into the villa in time, he was quite respectable, but his stomach was swollen, even a good man couldn't stand up to three bubbles, let alone an old man in his 80s?
After running for 1 minute, old man Yu's face turned pale, and after running for 2 minutes, he became weak.

The juniors of the Yu family were all waiting outside the toilet.

But in the yard, the picture is too tragic.

These are usually dignitaries with heads and faces, some fought for the toilet, and some squatted directly in the flowers of Yu's house.

For a moment, the sky above the entire Yu family compound was filled with a stench.

Yu Linglong gently covered her nose with her jade hand, looking at the funny but unbearable scene in front of her, a dazzling cold light suddenly appeared in her beautiful eyes.

It must be that someone is messing with their Yu family behind their backs.

Who is it?Who is it?
At this time, at the gate of Yu's house, Ye Hao was sitting in the car, holding a telescope to see all the wonderful pictures in the courtyard of Yu's house.

Ye Hao patted his legs and laughed while watching.

Qin Rushuang kept a cold face, she didn't think it was funny at all.

Although Ye Hao helped her vent her anger this time, thinking that once the Yu family investigates him in the future, the Yu family will spare him because the incident is so big this time?Qin Rushuang was worried about Ye Hao.

Ye Hao didn't put down the binoculars until he got bored watching it, then sent the binoculars to Qin Rushuang, and said, "Want to take a look?"

"No." Qin Rushuang shook her head and said, she was not in that mood.

Ye Hao persuaded with bright eyes: "It's really exciting, if you don't watch it, it's really a waste."

"What's so interesting, isn't it just making people have diarrhea?" Qin Rushuang said disdainfully.

"It's really nothing to see a person with diarrhea, but think about it, a thousand people with diarrhea, how spectacular is this picture?" Ye Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Qin Rushuang rolled Ye Hao's eyes; "Are you bored or not?"

After she finished speaking, she sighed, and immediately said in a concerned tone: "You should take care of your own safety first. If you make such a big fuss this time, will the Yu Family investigate?"

"I just want to make things big and let the Yu family take revenge on me." Ye Hao said with a chill on his face.

"You're getting arrogant again, do you really think you can even deal with the Yu family?" Qin Rushuang looked at Ye Hao and reproached.

"Oh, we are here to watch the excitement today, so don't talk about these things that haven't happened yet, I'll take a look." After Ye Hao finished speaking, he picked up the binoculars and continued to watch.

Qin Rushuang felt extremely bored, and was still worried about Ye Hao's safety.

……

At the same time, in the villa of Mr. Yu.

Mr. Yu ran for 5 minutes, finally couldn't take it anymore, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance."

Among the juniors of the Yu family, a man with a mustache frowned, quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and dialed 120 for emergency services.