Siheyuan: I marry Lou Xiaoe, who dares to report?

Chapter 96 The sequelae of dark cooking, let the Jia family spank and beat Xiang

Xu Damao came here this time to apologize, but he didn't expect Su Hao to stay for dinner. It was too unexpected and flattered!
Looking at the dishes on the table, his eyes protruded.

He knew that Su Hao's family had a lot of fish and meat every day, but when he really looked at it, he realized that he was still too peasant and limited his imagination.

This is not big fish and meat, it's just delicacies from mountains and seas.

Xu Damao was drooling looking at it, but he didn't dare to eat it at the table.

"Eat it, don't be shy."

Su Hao personally brought him a pair of bowls and chopsticks from the kitchen and handed them to him.

Xu Damao didn't understand what Su Hao meant, but for his own sake, he made up his mind.

I would rather be a stuffed ghost than a starving ghost.

Looking at Xu Damao's big chopsticks, Su Hao laughed and praised Lou Xiao'e.

"Honey, look at your cooking skills. Anyone who sees them will rush to eat."

Originally, Lou Xiao'e personally cooked for Su Hao to eat, but Xu Damao shared it with her, so she felt a little upset, but after hearing Su Hao's words, she realized that she was a small person.

Good things should be shared!
Having figured it out, the moth didn't stop moving his hands, filling up for Su Hao's play.

"Eat more if it tastes good, or he will finish it all."

Su Hao's smile stopped abruptly.

Looking at the bowl full of vegetables with a sad face, his face was full of inside.

It's like shooting yourself in the foot with a rock!

Xu Damao filled up a bowl of vegetables by himself, and began to eat, but felt something was wrong after he finished his mouth, so he took another bite.

This is beef, why do you keep biting it?

Xu Damao looked at the piece of meat on the chopsticks, the shape was very beautiful, and it could be seen that it was dotted with red soup, it must have been made with a lot of thought.

Xu Damao didn't believe in evil, so he ate a piece of squid silk from the bowl.

This is squid?Are you sure it's not a rubber band?Why is there still flexibility?
Su Hao wanted to laugh when he saw it, I treat you to a big meal, do you think it's a good thing?

Want to eat fart!

You have forgotten the purpose of your coming here, which is to explain and apologize.

"Is it delicious? My wife prepared this specially for me. If we hadn't played with it since childhood, I wouldn't have invited it."

Su Hao asked with a smile, shrimp and pig's heart.

Xu Damao wanted to cry, it's not delicious, it's a dark dish at all, if it's true, it's a prop.

Looking at such a beautiful person as Lou Xiaoe, why is the craftsmanship like this? Are you sure this is not the scene where sister Jinlian feeds Dalang?

But being under the fence, he had to succumb, and replied with tears in his eyes.

"It's delicious. I really didn't expect my siblings to be so good at cooking."

Lou Xiaoe blushed when she heard the sound of her siblings.

After all, Xu Damao was the one who went to his home to propose marriage. If Su Hao didn't exist, maybe he would have become his wife.

But the brothers and sisters have admitted that they are brother Hao's women, and they have initially integrated into this courtyard.

Although there is no good person in this courtyard, it would be nice to be one of them. After all, this is the place where brother Hao lived and grew up.

"If it's delicious, then eat more."

Su Hao transferred Lou Xiao'e's words to Xu Damao. Xu Damao was a little stunned, feeling that these words were very familiar.

Seeing that Su Hao changed a plate, and the plate was full of piles, his face was full of insiders.

The corner of the mouth twitched and said.

"Thank you!"

Very wronged and helpless!

Su Hao saw Xu Damao wiped out most of the food on the table, his eyes were crooked.

"I said Xu Damao, in fact, we don't have any enmity or grievances. The matter of your bankruptcy was done by a fool."

"Xiao'e is human, she chose me instead of you because she likes me, you won't force it?"

Su Hao's dogecoin was crazily throwing out dog food when he was talking.

Xu Damao even wanted to take a knife and go straight up to do it. How could he not be a human being? He even came to show off his wife after saying that he was extinct?

But he couldn't beat Su Hao, this time he came here just to apologize, if he asked Su Hao to call the police, then he would follow in the footsteps of a fool.

This is because I don't want to see the result, so I can only agree against my will.

"Yes, you're right, all of this is Sha Zhu's fault."

A villain is a villain, able to bend and stretch.

"In the future, if you listen to me and I tell you to go east, if you go east, then I will pretend that the incident of you instigating people to come to my factory never happened."

"what do you think?"

Su Hao asked for opinions generously.

But in Xu Damao's eyes, this is an old fox, grabbing his own tail and hanging himself all the time.

But so what, the secret of his extinct family has also been exposed, the women's affairs are hopeless, but he can pursue materially, and Su Hao is the pioneer of this.

When his factory is flying now, if he boards his ship, maybe he can fly into the sky.

"it is good."

No matter what the reason is, Xu Damao has no right to refuse.

"Okay, it seems that you are the only brother in this compound."

Su Hao patted Xu Damao's shoulder and said.

"Since you are brothers, you can pack these dishes and take them away."

Su Hao generously cleaned up the mess and asked Xu Damao to take away the leftovers.

This is a dark cuisine. It looks like a high-end ingredient, but it can't be eaten.

Xu Damao went out in a daze like this, carrying a big bag of dishes in his hands, in a mess in the wind.

He had already accepted all of Su Hao's anger, but he really didn't expect Su Hao to be this kind of person who treats himself as a younger brother?
Why does this plot look like Water Margin, so like the rhythm of the villain?
But I have to say, you can eat well and be full!
Seeing Xu Damao walking out of Su Hao's house, Jia Zhang's eyes lit up especially when he saw the big bag in his hand.

"This bastard, Su Hao, even if there are so many leftovers, he doesn't bring them to us. It's just a waste of food if he gives them to Xu Damao."

"God is really unfair, why didn't you strike down a thunderbolt and kill this beast."

As soon as Xu Damao came home, he felt his stomach tumbling. He hurriedly put the leftovers on the table, and he ran out of the house because he was in such a hurry that he didn't even close the door.

Seeing the empty Xu Damao's house, looking at the leftovers on the table, Jia Zhang was cursing, she had a flash of inspiration, and she couldn't help walking over.

Stick is not by my side, and I don't want him to go, I am afraid that he will cause some trouble again, after all, there is a lesson from the past.

But in order to eat alone, she had to give up and let Qin Huairu go.

Everything went smoothly. Mrs. Jia Zhang opened all the dishes at home, and looked at the beef and seafood, etc., and her saliva couldn't stop drooling.

When Qin Huairu, Huaihua and others arrived, they were shocked to see the table full of Han people.

"Mom, where did this come from?"

Jia Zhang took a piece with his hand and was about to put it in his mouth, but he replied.

"It belongs to Su Hao's family."

From Su Hao's family?

This made Qin Huairu puzzled, his family and Su Hao had a grudge, if he didn't make trouble for his family, how could he help?
Although there are many doubts in my heart, but looking at the table full of food, I put those all behind and participated in it.

Stick is the second one to participate. He stuffs a lot of food into his mouth now, but he realizes something is wrong in the next second. Why can't he swallow it?
The same is true of Jia Zhang. She thought it was because her teeth were not good enough to chew, so she replaced it with a squid whisker.

What to do if you still can’t chew it, then just pull it.

crackle!

The squid tendrils were thrown on her face like a rubber band, and a red mark was particularly conspicuous.

"what!"

It was nonsense that Jiazhang was beaten even if he couldn't eat, so he got mad on the spot.

The stuffed stick spit out a lot, and the saliva was so obvious that it made me sick to look at it, but in the eyes of stick, this was his mark and took it for himself.

It doesn't matter if you can't bite. In the mouth of the stick, there is no such thing as biting, just swallow it.

Looking at BangGong's turbulent posture, Jia Zhang also learned that it is the truth to stop fighting with food and fight directly.

When Sophora japonica and Qin Jingru, who lived under the fence, arrived, the ingredients on the table were reduced by almost half.

After the meal, everyone was happy, and they all lay down on the chairs with their stomachs full.

I have to say that the food in Su Hao's family is good and plentiful.

After Xu Damao came back from the toilet, he always felt that there was something wrong. He touched his head and thought about what he had forgotten, but he just couldn't remember it, but before he could think any more, his stomach started to roll again.

Xu Damao quickly clutched his butt and frantically went to the toilet.

After Jia Zhang and the others rested for a while, their stomachs began to roll.

Ok?
Jia Zhang thought she was going to fart, so she raised her butt involuntarily.

Puff~~~
Jia Zhang's eyes widened in an instant, what kind of fart is this, it's mixed with...

"Huh? It stinks!!!"

Stick stem covered his nose and fanned vigorously.

"It stinks~~"

Sophora japonica and Xiaodang also echoed.

Qin Huairu thought that someone must have farted, and looked at the source, knowing that her mother-in-law's butt was yellow.

"Mom, are your pants stained with mud?"

Qin Huairu pointed to the crotch and asked.

Jia Zhang's old face turned red. She was already spanking and shitting, but now that she was discovered, she wished she could hide in a hole in the ground.

Before she could think about it, her stomach rolled over again.

This time I can't fart anymore, and I'm going to the toilet quickly.

There is only one public toilet in the quadrangle, and Jia Zhang's fat prostitute running is dazzling, especially the yellow patch on the back of the buttocks is particularly obvious.

She flew past but left behind a foul stench.

"It stinks, who is pooping?"

I don't know which child asked intentionally.

Stick still wanted to ask grandma what's wrong, but his stomach also started to move.

"Mom, I want to shit."

He still wanted to talk, but the next second his stomach couldn't stop, and he ran out of the house, but it was too rough, and a fart came to help him run faster.

Huaihua and the others did not escape the catastrophe, they came to the toilet door one after another and kept knocking on the door.

There are really too few places, and there is simply no room for so many people.

So it was very lively outside the toilet door, and many people came to see it.

This time, Jia's family became quite famous, and they were treated like a national treasure, pandas, and were surrounded by people.

Silly Zhu was stunned when he saw Sister Qin in his mind and Sister Jingru whom he yearned for, his eyes were too hot.

It was not until very late that my stomach was empty, but I was also exhausted.

However, Jia Zhang's spirit was very high, and she never stopped talking, scolding Xu Damao and Su Hao all the time, so that no one in the courtyard could rest peacefully.

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