The return of the super daddy: the beautiful president is too sultry
Chapter 89 Everything Can Be Baked
"It's okay! It's so fierce!"
The owner of the vegetable stand replied to Xiao Wang, and hurriedly packed the vegetables.
It's none of his business if he buys it back and can't finish it.
He wished he could sell out the stalls and go play mahjong.
soon.
The packed dishes are neatly stacked on the ground.
Jiang Luo scanned the QR code to pay, and Xiao Wang began to move vegetables into the car.
After paying, Jiang Luo was about to leave with his two treasures.
I saw Si Nian Nian running to the fruit stand next door again.
Reluctantly, Jiang Luo also followed.
have to say.
Although the two treasures don't know a few vegetables, they can still recognize a lot of fruits because they eat fruits every day.
First, Sisi blinked her big black eyes, then pointed to the fruit on the stall with her small finger and asked Jiang Luo, "Daddy, can bananas be baked and eaten?"
Jiang Luo smiled, "Okay, roasted bananas should taste very good, if Baby Sisi wants to eat, Dad can bake them for you."
"Okay~"
Sisi was excited, and then pointed to the various fruits on the fruit stand and said like a few treasures
"Dad, I also want to eat roasted watermelon, roasted bono, roasted tomato, roasted Huo Cong Guo."
She narrated all the fruits she knew.
Jiang Luo pampered Sisi's head and smiled, "Okay, bake and eat!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Luo ordered to the owner of the fruit stand, "Boss, bring me some of the fruits my daughter mentioned just now!"
"okay!"
At this moment, Jiang Luo felt his clothes being pulled.
He looked down at Nian Nian.
Nian Nian pointed to a huge durian and asked Jiang Luo: "Papa, I want to eat stinky durian, so can stinky durian be roasted and eaten?"
"this one"
The corner of Jiang Luo's mouth twitched.
Dear daughter, isn't it delicious to eat sweet potatoes?
Why ask such a tricky question again?
By the way, what does roasted durian taste like?
Will it be mistaken for roast shit?Will he be killed?
Jiang Luo is thinking about how to make Niannian give up the idea of roasting durians.
He heard Nian Nian's eyes shine and continued to speak.
"Papa, Nian Nian really wants to eat roasted stinky durians, can Papa be roasted for Nian Nian to eat?"
Niannian stuffed her index finger into her mouth and pinched it, raised her small head and looked at Jiang Luo with a cute expression.
Uh.
Seeing Nian Nian's face full of anticipation, how could Jiang Luo have the heart to say the words of rejecting his precious daughter.
So he said: "Of course it can!"
"...Didn't you say that everything can be roasted, this durian, Dad roasted it for you!"
"Boss, weigh the biggest durian for me!"
"okay!"
Nian Nian giggled happily.
aside.
Sisi asked Jiang Luo with a serious face, "Daddy, what is everything?"
Everything.
It's rare for a baby girl to ask herself such a serious question.
Jiang Luo thought about it seriously, then knelt down and explained to them: "Everything means everything, and it also refers to everything in this vast universe."
"Everything, food?"
Si Sin Nian nodded her ignorant little head, and quickly grasped the key point.
Everything = everything, everything = food.
So everything = food
"Spicy, Papa means that all food can be baked and eaten?"
Jiang Luo felt a little dizzy, "That's what it means."
Immediately, little stars lit up in the eyes of the two little guys.
They all raised their little hands and said excitedly:
"Then Dad, can I eat baked houses?"
"Papa, I want to eat baked planes, can I!"
"Dad, I want to eat baked crayons!"
"Papa, I want to eat roasted sun!"
Jiang Luo: "."
Good guy, Taotie doesn't dare to eat like this, does it?
So he could only explain to the two treasures, "Baby, it must be food! Dad said that only meat and vegetables can be roasted and eaten."
"Meat?"
"Then Daddy, can you roast an elephant for me? Elephants have a lot of meat."
"Can't!"
"Then Papa, can you roast a giant panda for Niannian? Giant pandas have a lot of meat on their hands!"
"Can't!"
"Then Daddy, shall we roast monkeys?"
"No"
"Roast monkeys? My sister doesn't want roast monkeys!"
Niannian said before Jiang Luo.
Jiang Luo was taken aback, did the baby girl know that it is wrong to roast and protect animals?
Intuition told him that things should not be that simple.
Then Sisi asked her sister, "Why don't you roast a monkey?"
Nian Nian, "Because monkeys have fur!"
Immediately afterwards, she counted them with her fingers, "There are head hair, leg hair, eyelashes, and face hair... In short, it is all fluffy, it must be dry and tasteless after roasting!"
"Nian Nian thinks, we should still roast the gorilla better, or the gorilla meat is better than the monkey!"
Jiang Luo: "."
Sisianian's unconstrained thinking simply made Jiang Luo powerless to resist.
Even the boss packing the fruit was stunned by Si Si Nian!
Jiang Luo sighed and decided to end this topic as soon as possible.
So he patiently said to the two treasures with the last breath: "Baby, those you mentioned are wild protected animals, and they cannot be roasted and eaten!"
"Only our domestic animals, such as chickens, ducks, geese, cattle, sheep and pigs, can be fed to humans."
"Another example"
For the sake of the babies, Jiang Luo deeply understands what animals are edible and what animals are not.
After the childhood shadow education method, Jiang Luo thought of another education method similar to it-the threat education method!
He said: "For another example, the tortoise raised by Sisi and the Pipi raised by Nian Nian, if you want. We can also roast them."
"Turtle!"
"Pippi!"
When she heard that Jiang Luo was going to roast their pets, Si Niannian was immediately terrified, and the big bright and curious eyes that were blinking just now burst into tears!
"Wow woo woo"
"Daddy, don't eat turtles."
"Wow woo woo"
"Pippi is a good friend of Niannian, papa, don't eat Pippi, okay?"
As soon as he heard his daughter crying, Jiang Luo immediately panicked, panicked and distressed.
Hurry up to coax.
"Baby don't cry, don't cry, why would Dad eat your pets? Dad just wants to tell you that protected animals are not allowed to be eaten, and live animals are not allowed to be eaten. Pets are our good friends, of course it is not allowed Eat, understand?"
Hearing that his pet was fine, Liang Bao stopped the tears that flowed out.
With a flat mouth and sobbing, he said, "Ming~bai~le."
Jiang Luo wiped away their snot and tears for them distressedly.
I thought that although the effect has been achieved, I am afraid that this method of intimidation education will not be used in the future.
After all, they are girls, so we should be gentle with them.
The owner of the vegetable stand replied to Xiao Wang, and hurriedly packed the vegetables.
It's none of his business if he buys it back and can't finish it.
He wished he could sell out the stalls and go play mahjong.
soon.
The packed dishes are neatly stacked on the ground.
Jiang Luo scanned the QR code to pay, and Xiao Wang began to move vegetables into the car.
After paying, Jiang Luo was about to leave with his two treasures.
I saw Si Nian Nian running to the fruit stand next door again.
Reluctantly, Jiang Luo also followed.
have to say.
Although the two treasures don't know a few vegetables, they can still recognize a lot of fruits because they eat fruits every day.
First, Sisi blinked her big black eyes, then pointed to the fruit on the stall with her small finger and asked Jiang Luo, "Daddy, can bananas be baked and eaten?"
Jiang Luo smiled, "Okay, roasted bananas should taste very good, if Baby Sisi wants to eat, Dad can bake them for you."
"Okay~"
Sisi was excited, and then pointed to the various fruits on the fruit stand and said like a few treasures
"Dad, I also want to eat roasted watermelon, roasted bono, roasted tomato, roasted Huo Cong Guo."
She narrated all the fruits she knew.
Jiang Luo pampered Sisi's head and smiled, "Okay, bake and eat!"
After finishing speaking, Jiang Luo ordered to the owner of the fruit stand, "Boss, bring me some of the fruits my daughter mentioned just now!"
"okay!"
At this moment, Jiang Luo felt his clothes being pulled.
He looked down at Nian Nian.
Nian Nian pointed to a huge durian and asked Jiang Luo: "Papa, I want to eat stinky durian, so can stinky durian be roasted and eaten?"
"this one"
The corner of Jiang Luo's mouth twitched.
Dear daughter, isn't it delicious to eat sweet potatoes?
Why ask such a tricky question again?
By the way, what does roasted durian taste like?
Will it be mistaken for roast shit?Will he be killed?
Jiang Luo is thinking about how to make Niannian give up the idea of roasting durians.
He heard Nian Nian's eyes shine and continued to speak.
"Papa, Nian Nian really wants to eat roasted stinky durians, can Papa be roasted for Nian Nian to eat?"
Niannian stuffed her index finger into her mouth and pinched it, raised her small head and looked at Jiang Luo with a cute expression.
Uh.
Seeing Nian Nian's face full of anticipation, how could Jiang Luo have the heart to say the words of rejecting his precious daughter.
So he said: "Of course it can!"
"...Didn't you say that everything can be roasted, this durian, Dad roasted it for you!"
"Boss, weigh the biggest durian for me!"
"okay!"
Nian Nian giggled happily.
aside.
Sisi asked Jiang Luo with a serious face, "Daddy, what is everything?"
Everything.
It's rare for a baby girl to ask herself such a serious question.
Jiang Luo thought about it seriously, then knelt down and explained to them: "Everything means everything, and it also refers to everything in this vast universe."
"Everything, food?"
Si Sin Nian nodded her ignorant little head, and quickly grasped the key point.
Everything = everything, everything = food.
So everything = food
"Spicy, Papa means that all food can be baked and eaten?"
Jiang Luo felt a little dizzy, "That's what it means."
Immediately, little stars lit up in the eyes of the two little guys.
They all raised their little hands and said excitedly:
"Then Dad, can I eat baked houses?"
"Papa, I want to eat baked planes, can I!"
"Dad, I want to eat baked crayons!"
"Papa, I want to eat roasted sun!"
Jiang Luo: "."
Good guy, Taotie doesn't dare to eat like this, does it?
So he could only explain to the two treasures, "Baby, it must be food! Dad said that only meat and vegetables can be roasted and eaten."
"Meat?"
"Then Daddy, can you roast an elephant for me? Elephants have a lot of meat."
"Can't!"
"Then Papa, can you roast a giant panda for Niannian? Giant pandas have a lot of meat on their hands!"
"Can't!"
"Then Daddy, shall we roast monkeys?"
"No"
"Roast monkeys? My sister doesn't want roast monkeys!"
Niannian said before Jiang Luo.
Jiang Luo was taken aback, did the baby girl know that it is wrong to roast and protect animals?
Intuition told him that things should not be that simple.
Then Sisi asked her sister, "Why don't you roast a monkey?"
Nian Nian, "Because monkeys have fur!"
Immediately afterwards, she counted them with her fingers, "There are head hair, leg hair, eyelashes, and face hair... In short, it is all fluffy, it must be dry and tasteless after roasting!"
"Nian Nian thinks, we should still roast the gorilla better, or the gorilla meat is better than the monkey!"
Jiang Luo: "."
Sisianian's unconstrained thinking simply made Jiang Luo powerless to resist.
Even the boss packing the fruit was stunned by Si Si Nian!
Jiang Luo sighed and decided to end this topic as soon as possible.
So he patiently said to the two treasures with the last breath: "Baby, those you mentioned are wild protected animals, and they cannot be roasted and eaten!"
"Only our domestic animals, such as chickens, ducks, geese, cattle, sheep and pigs, can be fed to humans."
"Another example"
For the sake of the babies, Jiang Luo deeply understands what animals are edible and what animals are not.
After the childhood shadow education method, Jiang Luo thought of another education method similar to it-the threat education method!
He said: "For another example, the tortoise raised by Sisi and the Pipi raised by Nian Nian, if you want. We can also roast them."
"Turtle!"
"Pippi!"
When she heard that Jiang Luo was going to roast their pets, Si Niannian was immediately terrified, and the big bright and curious eyes that were blinking just now burst into tears!
"Wow woo woo"
"Daddy, don't eat turtles."
"Wow woo woo"
"Pippi is a good friend of Niannian, papa, don't eat Pippi, okay?"
As soon as he heard his daughter crying, Jiang Luo immediately panicked, panicked and distressed.
Hurry up to coax.
"Baby don't cry, don't cry, why would Dad eat your pets? Dad just wants to tell you that protected animals are not allowed to be eaten, and live animals are not allowed to be eaten. Pets are our good friends, of course it is not allowed Eat, understand?"
Hearing that his pet was fine, Liang Bao stopped the tears that flowed out.
With a flat mouth and sobbing, he said, "Ming~bai~le."
Jiang Luo wiped away their snot and tears for them distressedly.
I thought that although the effect has been achieved, I am afraid that this method of intimidation education will not be used in the future.
After all, they are girls, so we should be gentle with them.
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