The return of the super daddy: the beautiful president is too sultry

Among the two options given by the system, the underpants pullover and streaking, Jiang Luo finally chose to wear safety pants.

Plan for the worst and strive for the best.

In my impression, safety pants are only used by babies and women. Men always feel weird wearing them.

1 minute later.

Jiang Luo finally had the courage to put it on, and then put on his own pants. There was no abnormality in the appearance, but he felt soft and comfortable, not stuffy at all, and the psychological pressure was gone.

[Congratulations to the host for choosing the best third option: Put on the comfort pants provided by the host's father, the host will no longer be afraid of peeing his pants! 】

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【Ding!3 minutes after the detection is the best time to cross, the three-minute countdown is over, and the shuttle channel will automatically open]

[Remind the host again, must abide by the laws of time and space, time travel is not standardized, loved ones will cry in two lines]

[Host, see you later! 】

Suddenly.

Jiang Luo's eyes flashed brightly, he seemed to have caught some bug, but the final verification is still needed!

"System, after the past, am I still me?"

【You are still you】

"Will the present me meet the past me?" Jiang Luo asked again.

[No, no matter the past or the future, you, there is only one, you are the only one]

The corners of Jiang Luo's mouth curled up slightly, and he was already confident, "In a world, there will never be two me. No matter which time and space it is in, I am both me and the only me!"

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[Host, you talk too much nonsense, the countdown is over 3, 2]

"I have one last question!"

【1! 】

call out!
inside the car.

Jiang Luo disappeared out of thin air.

No one would have thought that there was a big living person sitting here 0.01 seconds ago.

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"The long night is coming, I will watch from now on until I die."

"I will take no wives, hold no lands, and bear no children."

"I will do my duty faithfully, and live and die here."

"I am the sword in the dark, the guardian on the Wall, the flames against the cold, the light at dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the kingdom, I give my life and honor to the Night's Watch, this night, the night All night."

In his sleep, Jiang Luo heard a familiar line.

He opened his eyes and saw that it was a simple ceiling with white scratches on it, not a car roof, and he knew that he had successfully crossed.

The exact month, day, and place I traveled to are to be determined.
Sitting up from the sofa, looking around, this is a one-room house of about ten square meters. From the furnishings, he can be sure that it is the house Chen Kai rented when he was a freshman.

The electronic clock on the wall showed that he had returned to a certain day three years ago.

On the small coffee table opposite the sofa, the 32-inch LCD TV is playing his favorite TV series - "Game of Thrones". In the ninth episode, Jon Snow and his partner are taking the oath of the night watchman under the heart tree.

Jiang Luo remembered very clearly that when he was following this drama, Chen Kai was not at home, and he went to Yangcheng by train.

Because he was reluctant to buy a train ticket of several hundred yuan, he didn't go. It happened that the air conditioner in the dormitory was broken, so he came to stay for a few days.

Below the TV is an old-fashioned DVD, on which there are many small movie discs from different countries, among which island countries have the most, and it is Chen Kai's favorite series.

The community of virgins and old drivers is about him.

Jiang Luo found a notebook and a pen on the table, picked up the pen, and suddenly wanted to write a letter to himself three years ago, telling his past self not to step on those thunders, what opportunities he should seize to make money, and tell Chen Kai not to go America.
But when he thought that this was against the rules and might kill him, he gave up.

Sit for a while.

He took out the initial vaccine that he brought, then took off his coat and injected it into himself.

Believe in no one but yourself.

What's more, three years ago, there were not many trustworthy friends. At this time, he and Si Meixue hadn't met yet, and Chen Kai had also traveled far away. This needle is the most reliable for himself!

This is exactly the bug he discovered. The current him, the same as the him three years ago, did so in full compliance with the rules!

In this way, he easily completed the task assigned by Jiang Ming.

Putting the needle away, he will summon the system back to the future.

Buzz!

At this moment, the WeChat notification sounded in his pocket.

He took out his phone and clicked on it, only to find that it was a video sent by Chen Kai's old WeChat account.

A future mobile phone received information from the past, which surprised Jiang Luo.

He couldn't remember what WeChat message Chen Kai sent him three years ago, so he clicked on it, and Chen Kai's big-eyed face immediately appeared on the screen, smiling happier than winning 500 million.

"Luoer, guess where I am?" He asked himself and answered, "Dangdang, it's here!"

Then the camera flipped, and a jaw-dropping scene immediately appeared on the screen.

On the ground, there were scattered human brains, arms and legs, placed in material boxes one by one, and some were stacked into a hill.

Turning the camera again, Jiang Luo saw Chen Kai's squinting happy smile again, "Hey, I told you to follow me, you don't come, regret it, these are my cousin's property."

"—Specialize in the export trade of inflatable dolls!"

Jiang Luo suddenly remembered that Chen Kai's inflatable doll, Ruth, was brought back from Yangcheng this time. It turned out that he had gone to the original manufacturer of inflatable dolls.

"Look at the white arms and legs, and the big white breasts, haha, it's so fun!"

Jiang Luo was glad that he didn't go to Yangcheng, and he didn't think it was fun. He looked at those things as if he was watching ghosts. It was very blunt. He would rather wear a pair of sunglasses and go to the street to admire real beauties.
"I'll show you something nice again."

With everything in the picture, Chen Kai came to a super-large display rack, and on the display rack were hundreds of inflatable dolls in life-size styles.

Jiang Luo didn't see how good the doll was, but he saw that Chen Kai couldn't stop crying, and in the end even he was too embarrassed to show his face, so he gave the doll all the shots and took close-ups.
"Wow! Luoer Luoer, look at this, it's the Sicilian goddess Monica! Haha, this is my lover Monroe, and this is Bingbing from our country, so beautiful!"

Chen Kai is like a boar in a herd of sows, "Ahhhhhhhh! There's even Teacher Cang, Uniform Lolita, Sister Gao Lengyu, wow! This one can even make a real voice!"

Chen Kai stretched out his hand to pinch a red-haired girl, and immediately the red-haired girl let out a whimpering sound, which made people feel crisp.

"It's so fun! Luoer, there's another treasure that you haven't shown, Dangdang, it's her, my muse!"

The camera moved, and Jiang Luo saw a separate display case, which was Ruth!

"My cousin said that this doll was custom-made by a wealthy foreign businessman. The funny thing is, that wealthy foreign businessman burped last month!"

"So this doll belongs to me now! It's beautiful, I have already named it, Rose, Xia Wenming, Ruth, you can say whether you like it or not!"

At this time, Jiang Luo heard a voice-over calling Chen Kai to eat, Chen Kai responded, and pointed the camera at himself again, and on the corner of his mouth he could still see the imprint of just wiping his saliva, "Stop talking, my old cousin called me For dinner, I will bargain hard with him, see you back!"

The video ends here.

Unexpectedly, the corner of Jiang Luo's mouth raised a wicked smile, and he clicked to bookmark this video.

I always feel that it is necessary to collect the black history of the brothers, and it is a worthwhile trip.

Then, he summoned the system.

[Host, have you screwed up, call me out early to wipe your ass]

"You are so expensive, I can't afford it, go back!"

[So soon, it's over? 】

Jiang Luo immediately pulled it up and puffed up his chest, "Of course, I never dare to forget that for every minute of delay, countless souls will die on Hela. I will dedicate myself to my duties, I will live and die here, I am the flames of the cold region, I am the light at dawn, I am the hero who saves the world, I will protect the great shield of Great Xia, I will give my life and glory"

[The host is awesome, are you still going? 】

"Oh wait a minute."

Jiang Luo turned his pants up and made sure that the comfort pants still had capacity, so he gave the system an order to leave.

"Let's go!"

huh~
On the sofa, Jiang Luo woke up and found that he had fallen asleep. He sat up and used the remote control to return the progress bar of the TV to the ninth episode. The clip of Jon Snow saying the oath of the night watchman in front of the heart tree continues to watch .