What do you call hooliganism?
According to Xu Xiaolou's understanding - without the real ability to use knives and guns, he only bluffs and scares people, or in other words, does something out of the ordinary to disgust people, but he dare not really know the law and break the law.

He had only heard of it before, but had never seen it.

Today, he has seen it.

I saw the strong man standing there waiting for more than ten minutes. A young man with a wretched appearance ran over, whispered beside the strong man, and then walked towards Xu Xiaolou's booth.

The young man's hair was dyed like a red chicken. He said carelessly, "Boss, how do you sell the yam?"

Xu Xiaolou smiled and said, "Not for sale."

"What? Is there any reason not to sell it in business? Is it because I'm afraid I won't be able to afford it?"

"No, I'll sell it to anyone who comes, even if it's cheaper, but I won't sell it to you."

"Yo Yo Yo..."

The young man casually picked up a yam on the ground, took out a folding fruit knife from his pocket, opened it, peeled off the skin of the yam, and took a bite.

As if he was about to say something, his face suddenly changed, he spat out the chewed yam, and said cursingly: "My Cao? Are you selling fake yam? What does it taste like? It tastes like dirt. "

The thing spit out happened to land on the neat pile of yams.

After speaking, he let out an 'uh' and spit out another mouthful of thick phlegm.

It also happened to be spit on top of another pile of mushrooms.

"What the hell is this! Don't say you don't sell it, I still don't buy it!"

He stretched out his feet and kicked the yams and mushrooms on the ground with a look of disdain.

……

Not far away, Ma Qiang looked very proud.

The young man he called just now was nicknamed 'Gouzi' - as the name suggests, he is just a dog who can't stand on the stage, and has no other skills, but the ability of disgusting people is amazing.Most importantly, this guy has always been proud of it.

Ma Qiang doesn't bother to hook up with "disgusting people", he believes in his fists more.

So, he called 'Gouzi', and when he saw the scene in front of him, he felt very proud.

This kind of thing that can't be on the stage should be handed over to this kind of person who can't be on the stage.

He thought to himself, '200 yuan in exchange for 800 yuan to sit back and enjoy the benefits is still very worthwhile. '

……

Xu Xiaolou's expression was very calm.

The passing crowd finally stopped—they all saw what happened, and they all understood that the red-haired young man was deliberately finding fault.

But no one is willing to come forward and say a few words of 'fairness'

It's none of your business.This sentence is very appropriate for the people passing by at this time.

They just glanced at it and left in a hurry.

But among this group of people, there was an old man in green clothes standing quietly not far away.

The old man was gray-haired and stooped.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at Xu Xiaolou who was calm at this moment.

He seemed puzzled.

Wondering what this young man will do next.

……

Xu Xiaolou suppressed the feeling of "wanting to rush up and grab this man's hair and beat him up", and said with a smile: "Just now you ate one of my yams and ruined my mushrooms and fungus. You need compensation."

His tone of voice was serious.

This caused 'Red Hair' to suspect that he had heard it wrong.

Hongmao picked out his ears and said, "Boss, are you asking me for money?"

Xu Xiaolou nodded with a smile.

But the next moment, his smile froze.

I saw the red-haired young man showing a playful smile, and instantly sat down on the ground, not too dirty, sitting directly on the pile of mushrooms that he had spit on just now, patted his thigh, and the rascal said: "You give me the money , then let’s talk about money.”

"I'm a person with weak bones. I usually have stomach troubles for several days after eating bad food. But just now I ate a mouthful of your fake yam. I guess it will cost a lot of money to see a doctor... Plus I have stomach troubles. I will also feel uncomfortable, and the mental damage fee must not be less. Oops, I almost forgot, I just bought these pants, look, they were stained by your mushrooms, so you have to pay me a pair Pants money."

"Let me do the math... that's fine, I'll give you a round number, and I'll pay you 500 yuan, how about it?"

'Red-haired dog' said clearly.

Xu Xiaolou remained silent - he already knew the other party's intentions, and it was nothing more than some disgusting tricks of provocative people.

But I have to say that this trick is very effective.

The mushrooms on the ground were sitting in a puddle of mud.

The neatly stacked yams were spit out in full view.

The only fungus that did not suffer was originally a 'slow-salable' commodity.

So, today's business is estimated to come to an end.

Xu Xiaolou looked up at Ma Qiang who was more than ten meters away, then at the Audi car not far away, and finally turned his head and glanced at the camera behind him.

He squatted down, suppressed his voice and said: "Brother, 500 yuan is too much, let's discuss it, can 100 yuan be okay?"

Red-haired eyes lit up, he shrugged and said, "How can one hundred be enough? At least two hundred."

Xu Xiaolou pondered for a moment, took out the wallet from his pocket, opened it, took out two banknotes and handed them over: "Two hundred is two hundred, but you have to promise not to make trouble again, okay?"

The red hair's eyes became brighter, with a look of greed bursting out of them.

He took the money, stood up, patted his ass, and said, "Oh boss, I made a mistake just now, it should be three hundred..."

Xu Xiaolou's expression changed.

He knew he was being played.

Taking a step forward, he was almost face to face with 'Red Hair'.

Xu Xiaolou said softly: "I'm giving you money not because I'm afraid of you, I just don't like trouble... This time it's agreed, three hundred is three hundred, I hope you take the money and don't appear in front of me in the future. "

After speaking, Xu Xiaolou took out a banknote from his wallet and put it directly in Hongmao's hand.

But people are all greedy, and they all like to push their feet.

Hongmao grinned, put away the banknotes, stretched out his hand again, and spit out two words.

"Four hundred."

……

Ma Qiang, not far away, smiled.

The son in the Audi smiled.

The driver and attendant sitting in the main driver also smiled.

Although they couldn't hear the conversation here, judging from Xu Xiaolou's ugly face...it was obvious that their plan was successful.

Xu Xiaolou gritted his teeth and said, "Chunxin is uncomfortable?"

Hong Mao's eyes widened, his expression was exaggerated, and he shouted, "What's wrong? Do you still want to hit someone?"

This sentence, Xu Xiaolou had said to Ma Qiang before.

At this time, the scene and the object of the conversation are reversed, and there is an unspeakable irony in the meantime.

Xu Xiaolou clenched his fist with his right hand and made a cracking sound.His patience is really reaching its limit...

'Red-haired dog' still had a look of disdain on his face—he had done a job like today's job no less than a hundred times over the years, and he never missed it, so he was very proficient.He knew there was a camera not far away, but he didn't care.

Hongmao thought to himself, 'Boy, do you want to do it?Come hit me!As long as you hit me today, grandpa, I can earn a little more...'

I have to say that the hooligans understand the law, and anyone who sees it can only sigh.So, when he saw that Xu Xiaolou was about to erupt, but he kept suppressing it, Hongmao grinned and decided to add fuel to the fire.

He spat.

Pooh!
Spit fell on the opponent's face.

Xu Xiaolou closed his eyes, wiped his face casually, and showed a cruel smile.

He decided he couldn't bear it anymore.

But at this moment, an old voice interrupted his next move.

"Hey, boy, may I ask the way?"

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