Siheyuan: At the beginning, the courtyard is full of beasts

"Xu Damao, where are your pants?"

"Ezi, don't hit, don't hit, I really don't know."

"Xu Damao, are you sorry for me? You don't go home all night, and when you come back, your pants are gone..."

Men's wailing and women's cries were heard outside the house.

Huh?
This scene seems familiar.

He Yuluo, who was woken up, rubbed her sleepy eyes and sat up from the bed.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe!
After listening for a while, He Yuluo figured it out.

Judging from the development of the plot, it was definitely Xu Damao who lost his underpants and was beaten up by Lou Xiaoe.

He Yuluo was laughing foolishly when she suddenly remembered something.

Lost pants?
Brother!

Thinking of the direction of the original plot, He Yuluo stood up suddenly from the bed.

Big brother didn't come back so late last night, so big brother must be involved in this matter!
Thinking of this, He Yuluo quickly got dressed, folded the bedding, and went out.

"Big brother..."

Walking in front of He Yuzhu's door, He Yuluo broke in directly and picked up He Yuzhu who was snoring.

"What's the matter? An earthquake?"

He Yuzhu, who was sleeping in Zhengxiang, was startled and shouted in panic.

"Brother, you didn't come home last night, is Xu Damao's underpants the fault of you?"

He Yuluo loosened He Yuzhu's clothes and asked solemnly.

"I... I did it."

Seeing that he couldn't hide anything from his younger brother, He Yuzhu had no choice but to tell the truth.

"Xu Damao deserves a beating. He accused me of stealing his chicken. If I don't teach him a lesson, I'm in a panic."

After speaking, as if thinking of something, He Yuzhu looked up at He Yuluo and said:
"Yuluo, I only tasted the food you made yesterday. It turns out that the factory manager ate with Xu Damao last night. His grandma's and my brother's dishes were all fed to his dog."

"So you took off his underpants while he was drinking too much?" He Yuluo gave He Yuzhu a blank look and asked speechlessly.

"Not only did I take off his underpants, but I also beat him up when he drank too much."

He Yuzhu waved his hands in the air and said happily.

"Brother, what do you want me to say about you?"

He Yuluo looked at the big brother who looked like a child in front of him, and sighed helplessly.

"Everyone, come here, let's all have a meeting."

The solemn voice of the second uncle came from the compound.

"Here, the second uncle called us. It's all your fault, let's go."

He Yuluo gave He Yuzhu a blank look, got up and walked out first.

In the courtyard, a group of people had gathered at this time.

Headed by the three uncles who are in charge of the compound, three dilapidated chairs are placed beside an old red lacquered wooden table.

The rest were the mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law in the compound. They lined up in two rows in an orderly manner, surrounded by three uncles in the middle, showing the authority of the three uncles in this courtyard.

This posture, this proficiency, and this speed of assembly, it seems that such a compound meeting will be held every few days.

He Yuluo shook his head lightly, went back to the room and took a bench, and sat down in a corner with few people.

It is said that when you go to the country, you do as the Romans do, but He Yuluo doesn't have the boring mind to participate in this kind of tedious and trivial matters.

As soon as he sat down, He Yuzhu also moved the bench and walked out, joining this ridiculous farce.

"Everyone knows that Xu Damao fought with his wife, let's see what happened to Lou Xiaoe?"

The most authoritative person in charge, the uncle, said in a stern tone, and pointed to Lou Xiao'e who was sitting beside him.

"My God, this Xu Damao is really not a thing. Look at Lou Xiaoe's bruised nose and swollen face..."

"Who said it wasn't? Lou Xiao'e was wronged to marry him. She was really blind. Who knew that Xu Damao was usually a dog, but he didn't expect to beat people."

"I don't know why the two of them fought?"

"No matter what the reason is, what kind of bullshit man is beating his wife?"

……

As soon as the old man finished speaking, several women whispered below, listening carefully, they were all voices accusing Xu Damao.

Hearing someone's question, the uncle continued to keep a straight face and said in a serious tone:

"What was the reason for the fight between the couple? It was because Xu Damao didn't come home at night and lost his pants."

When it came to the words "I lost my underpants", the uncle especially emphasized his tone, which caused everyone to burst into laughter.

To say that the one who laughed the most was the instigator of this incident - He Yuzhu.

I saw him with his hands in his pockets, his legs crossed, while shaking his legs leisurely, while shaking his head and laughing.

Seeing his elder brother's gloating appearance, He Yuluo couldn't help sighing heavily.

"Bringing the big guys here is not to discuss whether it is right for Xu Damao to beat his wife, but to discuss Xu Damao's serious style problems."

"Grandpa, I don't have one. You have to pay attention to evidence when you do things. You can't say that I have a problem with my style just because I don't wear underpants."

Hearing the words "style problem", Xu Damao, who had lowered his head in embarrassment just now, instantly stood up, his face flushed, and he shouted in the direction of the uncle.

"I have the evidence." A silly voice came from the crowd.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound, and saw He Yuzhu raised his hands high, with a smug smile on his face.

"Brother, sit down quickly, don't talk nonsense if it's none of your business."

Seeing the eldest brother stand up, He Yuluo, who is familiar with the direction of the plot, was afraid that He Yuzhu would not be able to hide the truth later, so he stopped him.

"Yuluo, let me tell you."

He Yuzhu waved to He Yuluo, signaling him to sit down.

Finally seized an opportunity to deal with Xu Damao, He Yuzhu didn't want to let it go.

He Yuluo sighed, this big brother is really... lacking a string.

Forget it, so many people are watching, let him talk, and I will come forward to solve it when he can't hold on to the show.

Thinking of this, He Yuluo breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the bench again.

"Neighbors, uncles, aunts and aunts, I know a little bit about this matter. Last night, Xu Damao ate with our factory manager and deputy factory manager Li. I cooked the meal. My brother Yu Luo was there at the time. Right, Yuluo?"

As if to reassure He Yuluo, He Yuzhu turned his head to He Yuluo who was on the side.

"Yes, I'm here." He Yuluo replied.

"Da Mao, I must have drunk a catty and a half last night. After being drunk, I couldn't control myself for a while, and I wanted to bully a lesbian outside the courtyard wall of the rolling mill..."

After that, He Yuluo didn't need to listen to know what He Yuzhu would say.

The same plot, the same words, the only difference is that there are more people present, his younger brother!