I'm an urban villain

"Boy, are you juggling there?"

Ye Tian heard a hoarse voice in his drowsiness.

He slowly opened his eyes, only to see an old man wearing a white vest, blue pants, waving a fan, and his head "blingbling" was yelling at him.

"I, am I still alive?" Ye Tian thought.

After a closer look, I realized that I was hanging on the crooked neck tree downstairs!

"If one survives, there will be future fortunes!"

Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly asked the uncle for help: "Master, help me quickly! I can't get down!"

The uncle smiled slightly and shouted: "Okay! Wait for me to move a ladder!"

It took a lot of effort to save Ye Tian from the crooked neck tree.

"Young man, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Ye Tian limp on the ground, the uncle hurriedly helped him up.

Ye Tian frowned: Damn, still haven't recovered?

"You're not in good health. I think when I was your age, I would still have more energy to run in the field for a day!"

The uncle gave Ye Tian a disgusted look.

"My lord, you don't know. I was harmed by villains, which caused the current situation!" Ye Tian sighed, and the light in his eyes gradually dimmed.

After hearing this, the uncle's eyes suddenly lit up, and he put his hand on Ye Tian's wrist.

"You have been poisoned by the strange poison of the rivers and lakes, 'return your mian miandan'. This medicine is colorless, tasteless, and extremely poisonous!"

Seeing this, the confusing identity of the uncle is ready to be revealed!

That's right, he is Qin Wen after disguise!
After Qin Wen heard that Ye Tian had returned to the light and fell directly downstairs, he knew that things were not going to be easy.

So with a heartbeat, he spent 1400 villain points from the system in exchange for "Disguise Dafa".

As for the reason why Qin Wen did all this, he himself couldn't say clearly, maybe it was. . .fun!

"what?!"

Ye Tian was taken aback by the uncle, he quickly took his hand, and begged, "Grandpa Immortal, you must save me!"

In Ye Tian's heart, since he can see his symptoms, there must be a way to detoxify him!
Qin Wen stroked his short white beard, shook his head and said, "There is no way, it's just to see if you can accept it!"

"As long as it can save me, I will pay any price!" Ye Tian gritted his teeth and said firmly.

Qin Wen nodded, and helped Ye Tian to a small room.

"The medicinal effect of 'Returning You Mian Mian Dan' spreads all over the body, but its source is where the essence gathers!" Qin Wen drew the curtains of the room and turned on the small dim light.

"You, what do you mean?" Ye Tian asked in confusion.

Qin Wen shook his head: "To put it simply, if a man is poisoned by this strange poison, then its source is in your 'baby'!"

"Sigh~"

Ye Tian understood now, but he had a vague premonition.

"Then, what is the cure?" Seeing Qin Wen, Ye Tian sighed again, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, "I hope the gods will save me!!!"

"Although the method is simple, it depends on whether you can make up your mind." As Qin Wen spoke, he handed over a pair of scissors from somewhere and handed them to Ye Tian.

Ye Tian took over the bright and sharp scissors, feeling a chill in his crotch.

"Is there really no other way?" Ye Tian swallowed sharply and asked with difficulty.

At this time, Qin Wen put his warm big hands on Ye Tian's shoulders, and said in a deep voice: "I can't bear to part with 'baby', I can't save my life! Little brother, I hope you think twice!"

"Master, I understand!"

Ye Tian gritted his teeth, turned around cruelly.

"Crack" sound!
"what!!!"

Remnant chrysanthemums~wounds all over the ground~
Qin Wen looked at the blood all over the floor, his face flushed red, and he tried his best not to laugh.

After a long time, Ye Tian finally stopped the bleeding.

His face was pale and his eyes lost their light, but he still made a gesture to kneel down.

"Hey, hey, you're weak now, so it's not suitable to give a big gift!" Qin Wen hurriedly supported him, and said anxiously.

Ye Tian forced a smile on his face, how much pain he felt in his heart, maybe only he knew it.

Back then, he was full of high spirits, the Dragon King of China!
But now, there are no treasures, but one for the father-in-law!
This kind of huge psychological gap would make anyone collapse, but fortunately our protagonist is extremely resistant to stress!
"Qingwu, Chuyan, I will never be with you in this life!" A tear rolled down the corner of Ye Tian's eyes.

"By the way, sir, what's your surname?" Ye Tian remembered that he hadn't asked his name yet.

Qin Wen waved his hand: "Miangui's surname is Qin."

"Then you have a long life?" Ye Tian looked at Qin Wen's bald head at this moment and felt a kind of fairy-tale feeling.

"Spring 26 in the coming year!" Qin Wen showed his white teeth and made a "yeah" with his fingers.

what? !

The corner of Ye Tian's mouth twitched, and he asked, "Master, are you kidding me?!"

This tm must be at least eighty, how could it be only 25? !
"That's right, I'm only 25 years old! My big boy!"

Qin Wen smiled slightly, and then his face slowly returned to normal.

What appeared was a handsome, unrestrained, unparalleled temperament, and a peerless "handsome" face with no dead ends in all directions!

"Qin Wen?!!!"

Ye Tian was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, pointing at Qin Wen, his face full of horror!
"Ah, no, I can't call you big, after all you..." Qin Wen glanced at Ye Tian's crotch sympathetically, then shook his head again.

"Why did you make such an impulsive choice!!!" Qin Wen cursed bitterly, as if he was the saint who had been persuading Ye Tian not to cut his dick!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Ye Tian directly collapsed, covering his head and shouting heart-piercingly.

"Ding! The protagonist's anger is overwhelming, his mentality explodes, and his luck value is reduced by 800 points."

"Ding! The protagonist's luck value is zero, and he can choose to kill at any time!"

Qin Wen heard the prompt in his mind, and a bright smile appeared on his face.

He slowly walked in front of Ye Tian, ​​and said with a smirk: "Xiao Yetian, don't worry, I will take care of your wife! Qingwu, Chuyan, and your little mother, I will take good care of you!"

"Little Mom?! How could she collude with you?!" Ye Tian finally understood that everything was silently manipulated by Qin Wen behind the scenes!

"Why? Why do you have to have trouble with me?!" Ye Tian's eyes were bloodshot, obviously extremely angry.

Qin Wen covered his chin, pretending to be in deep thought: "Hmm~ It's a good question, but I won't tell you! Hehe, hit me!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

Ye Tian felt that his pride for many years was gone at this moment. It turned out that he was the ant who had been played in the palm of his hand!
"Okay, it's time to send you on your way! Speaking of which, this is the first time I've killed someone! Jie Jie Jie!"

Qin Wen took out a sharp dagger from his arms, and walked towards Ye Tian step by step.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

Every sound of Qin Wen's footsteps seemed to step on Ye Tian's heart.

Ye Tian finally realized that the word "death" would come to him one day!

"Don't come here!!!"

With a sound of "shua", the blood was soaring!

"Over!" Qin Wen said coldly, then washed his hands and strode away.