This assistant is a bit bean

119 The Man Who Will Shit

119 The man who will shit
"The price is clearly marked, no deception is given, and the quality is guaranteed!"

Li Liang hung the signboard on the trolley and asked me to change the price?This is absolutely impossible!

"The ghost knows if your stuff has any effect? ​​And it's too expensive, right?"

Not only is the price high, but the quantity is also small!After spending a lot of money to buy something that you don’t even know the effect of, whoever is stupid will buy it!
"Damn it? You think such a good thing is too expensive? You don't know the magical effect of our Liang brother's products!"

Du Ziyuan stood up, if it doesn't help Li Liang, it probably won't be sold!
"Then who? Senior Zhong, right? Come on! How about we make gestures?"

Du Ziyuan directly named Zhong Jiaxiang, since he wanted to test the effect, of course he had to have an experiment subject!
"I?"

Zhong Jiaxiang is clutching his stomach!He was thinking about how to sneak away to solve his physical problems, when he was suddenly named.

"That's right! Aren't you a gold star? I'm a silver star, what? Don't dare to accept the challenge?"

Du Ziyuan said with a smile that he had already stepped onto the training ground and was waiting for Zhong Jiaxiang to come on stage.

"Ok?"

Being beaten by Li Liang before could be said to be an accident, but now there is another arrogant challenger from Bai Yin. If Zhong Jiaxiang refuses to fight, how will he be able to raise his head at Hailin University in the future?
"Go up!"

Zhong Jiaxiang looked at the expectant eyes of the students in the audience. In the end, Zhong Jiaxiang had to stand on the training ground. This time, it was him who fought for the honor of Hailin University!Also fighting for his personal reputation!
"You are optimistic! I am a silver star, but I can use these products of Brother Liang to defeat Senior Zhong!"

Du Ziyuan didn't come to the stage empty-handed. He was holding a lot of things in his hands, including tofu, fried tofu, tofu, and even stinky tofu. There was only one small soybean that he couldn't use for the time being.

"furious!"

Even clay figurines are angry, let alone Zhong Jiaxiang?In Hailin University, Zhong Jiaxiang's reputation was very high, but the appearance of Li Liang made Zhong Jiaxiang's reputation sink to the bottom. Zhong Jiaxiang had to win the reputation!You must defend your dignity!

It's just a little silver, Zhong Jiaxiang doesn't think Du Ziyuan can beat him, and he doesn't believe that all of Li Liang's gadgets are really useful.

"Since there is going to be an extra match! Let's make it more formal! That referee teacher, please come and preside over another match!"

Li Liang stopped the referee. Although everyone is present, it is better to have a more formal referee to make a judgment, lest these guys renege on their debts again.

"Huh? Good! Then I'll host another one!"

Looking at the expectant eyes of the students, the referee didn't want to refuse. He is also from Hailin University. Of course, he hopes that Zhong Jiaxiang can win back!

"This game is designed to learn from each other, not to hurt people's lives, so let's go!"

The referee went to the training ground, and like most of his classmates, he didn't think Du Ziyuan, a silver player, could beat the gold Zhong Jiaxiang just by relying on these bean products!
"Get ready! The contest begins!"

The referee gave an order, and then he quickly hid on the edge of the training ground, leaving the stage to Du Ziyuan and Zhong Jiaxiang.

"Senior Zhong! Are you ready? I'm going to start!"

Du Ziyuan chuckled. If Zhong Jiaxiang was a few stars higher, Du Ziyuan wouldn't dare to succeed. But Zhong Jiaxiang is only one gold star, and Du Ziyuan is very confident. Du Ziyuan has been playing with Li Liang's soy products these days.

"it is good!"

Although his stomach was growling, Zhong Jiaxiang had already entered the training ground, and he had no choice but to bite the bullet. He just wanted to finish the fight quickly, and then solve the problem!
"Cuckoo..."

However, Du Ziyuan did not rush forward directly. Instead, he opened a cup of tofu and drank it. He finished the cup of tofu in a few gulps. Du Ziyuan felt full of energy!

"Wait! Wait a minute!"

It was nothing at first, but when he heard the sound of Du Ziyuan drinking tofu nao, Zhong Jiaxiang thought his stomach was growling again, and suddenly, Zhong Jiaxiang only felt his stomach churn.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with Senior Zhong?"

Everyone in the audience is dumbfounded, the fight is about to start, are you calling a timeout now?What are you doing?

"Ok?"

Du Ziyuan's hand was already in his trouser pocket, and he was about to smash a piece of fried tofu at it. When Zhong Jiaxiang yelled to stop, Du Ziyuan almost stopped the car.

"Well! Teacher! Let me go to the toilet first!"

Zhong Jiaxiang couldn't bear it anymore!He was punched by Li Liang before, and he felt his stomach was already rumbling. This meeting has been delayed for so long, and he wanted to solve it a long time ago.

"What?"

The referee thought he heard it wrong, how could anyone apply to go to the toilet during the game?You are too embarrassing, right?
"Let's finish this game first! How long will it take you to get a silver star for one gold?"

The referee naturally thought that Zhong Jiaxiang was afraid that Li Liang's bean products would really work, so he was afraid.

This is not possible!All the teachers and students in the school are watching!How can I go to the toilet now?You are going to be a deserter!
"Forehead……"

When the referee said this, Zhong Jiaxiang was neither up nor down, so he could only frown in the end, and rushed towards Du Ziyuan bravely.

"Look at Senior Zhong, isn't this walking posture a little weird?"

Rather than rushing, it might be better to say he walked over awkwardly. Every time Zhong Jiaxiang took a step, his legs had to be clamped, and then he took another step and clamped again.

"Could it be that this is some new move Senior Zhong learned?"

Others didn't know that Zhong Jiaxiang was suffering, they thought Zhong Jiaxiang had learned some powerful moves!
"Come on!"

Du Ziyuan tried his best to hold back his laughter. Of course he knew why Zhong Jiaxiang walked like this. Just now he was a little worried about whether he could win Zhong Jiaxiang, but now Du Ziyuan was completely relieved.

If you can't even defeat a bastard, wouldn't it be too shameful?Isn't this embarrassing for Brother Liang?

Zhong Jiaxiang had already walked to a distance of only ten meters from Du Ziyuan. Du Ziyuan knew that he could not wait any longer. After all, the opponent was a gold one star.

"boom!"

Du Ziyuan smashed out a piece of fried tofu. At such a short distance, Du Ziyuan was still sure.

"Huh? This is?"

Of course Zhong Jiaxiang knew that Du Ziyuan had taken a lot of soy products, but he hadn't figured out the specific functions of these soy products yet!
Seeing a black object smashing towards him, Zhong Jiaxiang subconsciously drew out his sword and slashed directly.

"boom!"

There was only a loud noise, and the sword in Zhong Jiaxiang's hand fell directly to the ground, and Zhong Jiaxiang's hand was still shaking.

Because it didn't hit Zhong Jiaxiang himself, this piece of fried tofu was only Du Ziyuan's strongest blow, but even so, it was enough for Zhong Jiaxiang to drink a pot.

Because at this moment Zhong Jiaxiang was still distracted from controlling his anus, and his whole body was tense. The sudden explosion really shocked Zhong Jiaxiang, so his palm was unsteady and the sword was released directly.

"This……"

"Are Li Liang's soy products really useful?"

Everyone in the audience is watching!Du Ziyuan himself didn't touch Zhong Jiaxiang, he threw a piece of fried tofu and knocked off Zhong Jiaxiang's sword!
"Isn't this amazing?"

Some people have begun to believe that Li Liang's soy products are really useful, but there are still many people who are still skeptical.

"I think it's just that senior Zhong's hands are shaking. He's not in a good condition today. Didn't you see him writhing when he walks?"

After all, everyone is from Hailin University, so of course they have to help Zhong Jiaxiang speak at this time.

"Yo! I was actually blocked by you! That's great! Let's see how you can block it!"

Speaking of which, Du Ziyuan directly took out a large amount of fried tofu. In order to win this contest, Li Liang spent a lot of money!

"Boom! Boom!"

Du Ziyuan threw out several pieces of fried tofu one after another. I don't know if Zhong Jiaxiang temporarily controlled the chrysanthemum. It turned out to be getting closer.

"Fuck! Come again!"

Du Ziyuan's forehead was already sweating. If Zhong Jiaxiang got close to him, it was really possible that Zhong Jiaxiang would win this martial arts competition!After all, Zhong Jiaxiang is a golden superhuman!Although this golden supernatural being is a bit of that at the moment.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Du Ziyuan kept throwing oily tofu with both hands. At such a close distance, even a golden supernatural being couldn't dodge it, not to mention that Zhong Jiaxiang couldn't get up to speed at all.

"boom!"

Finally, a piece of fried tofu hit Zhong Jiaxiang's body, and Zhong Jiaxiang was able to dodge it just a little bit, but unfortunately, it was just a little bit.

"what!"

Zhong Jiaxiang, who was only ten meters away from Du Ziyuan, was blown away and fell to the ground staggeringly.

"what?"

"How could this be?"

The students in the audience were dumbfounded. Zhong Jiaxiang was actually knocked down by a piece of fried tofu?

If they didn't know Zhong Jiaxiang's background, they would have thought that Zhong Jiaxiang was acting with Du Ziyuan!

"Senior Zhong! Get up quickly! Get up!"

The students in the audience shouted, "Senior Zhong in their hearts!"How could he be defeated by a piece of fried tofu?

"How is it? Now you know the power of fried tofu?"

Du Ziyuan smiled triumphantly, and smashed out more than a dozen pieces of fried tofu, and finally hit one of them!If this fails again, he will step down later, how can he explain to Brother Liang?

"Hey! Get up! Let's continue! I still have a lot of fried tofu! I have other soy products! Do you want to try the power?"

Zhong Jiaxiang fell on the ground and remained silent for a long time, and Du Ziyuan didn't dare to get close, so he could only watch from a distance with his hand holding the fried tofu. What if Zhong Jiaxiang was pretending to lie on his stomach?

"Senior Zhong! Get up!"

"Senior Zhong! What's wrong with you?"

After 1 minute, 2 minutes, the students in the audience felt that something was wrong. Could it be that senior Zhong was knocked out by a piece of fried tofu?

"Hmm! Do you smell a bad smell?"

A few people couldn't wait any longer, and went to the stage to check on Zhong Jiaxiang's situation. As they approached, they immediately smelled a bad smell.

"I smell it! It seems! It seems to be coming from Senior Zhong!"

Someone replied, "Well, why does Zhong Jiaxiang smell bad?"

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