This assistant is a bit bean

113 Grab the Pit

"puff……"

"Zhu Yanbin, are you alright? Brother Xiang is still waiting!"

Ma Jianxiu slammed on the toilet door, and there were non-stop crackling noises inside the door.

"Oh! Comfortable..."

Zhu Yanbin's carefree voice came from inside the door, it hadn't been so happy for a long time.

"Hurry up, kid! Brother Xiang is waiting! No! Damn! I can't help it... Hurry up!"

Ma Jianxiu is in a hurry!But he prefers to die, there are only two seats in the toilet, Zhu Yanbin occupies one, and the other is also occupied.

"Fuck me, you're urging me too! It's a very civilized way to say it, and you actually use the word Xiang!"

Zhu Yanbin only cared about the intense artillery fire, and didn't hear what Ma Jianxiu said at all, but only vaguely heard something.

What else can you do if you don't go to the toilet and fuck?
"Fuck me! Don't mention the word Xiang, please!"

Ma Jianxiu is about to cry, is it really going to be done in his crotch?Nothing like this has happened since I can remember!

"Boom boom boom!"

As a last resort, Ma Jianxiu could only knock on the door of a nearby toilet.

"What are you doing? Going to the bathroom! Wait a minute!"

There was an unpleasant sound coming from inside. What is the most annoying thing about going to the toilet?Of course someone is urging me!Xiang, who had been brewing for a long time, almost didn't pull it off!
"I don't care who you are! Come out!"

In the end, Ma Jianxiu couldn't do such a thing as pulling his crotch, but it couldn't be solved on the spot!

Seeing that the people inside hadn't moved yet, Ma Jianxiu's violent temper came, and he opened the door directly, and the people inside were suddenly startled!
"You! What are you doing?"

The man glanced at Ma Jianxiu in panic. He had never encountered such a thing before!

"roll!"

Ma Jianxiu pulled the man out, and then squatted down by himself. A second later, the sky was full of artillery fire...

Okay, catch up...

"you……"

The man pointed at Ma Jianxiu while holding up his trousers, but he could only point like that and did not dare to take a step forward. He was afraid!I'm afraid that this toilet door will be his fate!

There is no way, that person can only pull up his pants and leave. I have seen people robbing money and people, but I have never seen someone robbing toilets!And so violent!

"Ah! Comfortable..."

Ma Jianxiu finally didn't have to hold it in any longer, the chrysanthemum would rot!

"puff……"

"puff……"

"Boom! Boom! Boom!..."

The sound of bombing came from the two toilets in turn, and it never stopped...

At the dinner table, the faces of the people still sitting changed. They tried hard to hold it in. Two people in front of them had already made excuses to go to the toilet. Now they couldn't even find excuses!

Just like that, the remaining six people, you look at me, I look at you, the chopsticks in their hands have been put down, they don’t even dare to move, for fear that if they move, the thing inside will come out Yes!

"Brother Xiang! What! I'll go see why the two of them haven't come back yet!"

Finally, someone couldn't help it anymore. This was in a hotel!And it's right in the hall. If it's solved here, then just wait and live on another planet!

"Go together! Go together! I'll go and have a look too! These two boys are so boring! Hide in the toilet after eating!"

With the first one, there was naturally a second one. The two of them walked to the toilet arm in arm. The speed was not fast, but on the contrary, it was a bit slow and a bit awkward...

"Huh! It's finally out! You also came to the toilet?"

The first person said, Concerned about Zhu Yanbin?What are you kidding?Such a big person, why do you need to care about whether you come out of the toilet?

"Yes! I don't know why, but my stomach hurts..."

"puff……"

Before he could finish speaking, the second person let out a fart.

This fart is like a signal, opening the valve of the fart world, and the first person also released a...

"puff……"

"Poof! Poof!..."

One sound was louder than the other, and one was louder than the other. The two rushed all the way to the toilet, and they were dumbfounded as soon as they entered.

"Ma Jianxiu! This is you?"

The two were dumbfounded. At this moment, Ma Jianxiu was squatting on the pit. It was true that he was going to the toilet, but the door of the toilet had already been demolished!
Ma Jianxiu just squatted naked in front of the two of them...

"You two..."

Ma Jianxiu scratched his hair in embarrassment, it was indeed too violent just now!But if you don't do this, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it!
"I'm going to the toilet!"

"I'm going to the toilet!"

The two said in unison, and then they both looked at Ma Jianxiu at the same time, and the squatting position was in front of them!
"Hey! What are you doing? I haven't finished pulling yet! What are you doing? Damn it!"

The two of them couldn't care about anything else, and one of them lifted Ma Jianxiu out...

"mine!"

"mine!"

Ma Jianxiu was lifted out, but there was only one squatting position!The two of them crowded together at the door without letting anyone go!
"Don't squeeze! Don't squeeze! It's about to come out! If you squeeze again, it's over! Isn't there another one next to it! Go there!"

The first person said, what's the matter with two people occupying a hole?
"That's right! There's another one next to him! Ma Jianxiu! The one next to him can't be Zhu Yanbin, can he? This kid has been squatting for so long?"

Only then did the second person remember that it had been almost half an hour since Zhu Yanbin came in, right?It's not over yet!
"Don't make noise! ​​Why can't you be quiet for a while, I'm so sorry?"

Before they could finish speaking, Zhu Yanbin had already spoken first. Ma Jianxiu first, and now two more. He, Zhu Yanbin, was just flirting. Is it necessary to have so many people watching outside?
"Come out quickly! I want to pull it too!"

If it were normal, this person wouldn't dare to talk to Zhu Yanbin like that. After all, Zhu Yanbin is considered to be the most powerful person in their group, but today is a special situation!

"Noisy! Noisy!"

Zhu Yanbin finally opened the door of the toilet. Although there was still a little bit of meaning, he felt that he hadn't finished, but there were already so many people outside, and he didn't have that thought anymore, so he had to come out first.

"Fuck! What's your situation?"

As soon as Zhu Yanbin put on his pants, he was startled by the scene outside. Just now he was only focused on La Xiang. Although he heard voices outside, he didn't know what happened. Looking at it now, the battle just now was probably a bit tragic. !

"Go away when you're done pulling! Don't look at me, okay?"

The person squatting on the left took a look at Zhu Yanbin, and it felt weird to be watched by everyone!

"Brother Xiang! Then what..."

In the hall, there were only four people left at the moment, and they were all blushing. If they didn't solve it, they would die!

"You also want to go to Laxiang?"

Zhong Jiaxiang finally realized that something was wrong, why did all these people under his command go to the toilet?And all in a hurry?

"Ah! Brother Xiang! Don't say it! You can't say the word Xiang! It will come out!"

The remaining three people no longer cared about what to say to Zhong Jiaxiang, stood up and moved one by one to the toilet. Yes, they could only move at this moment.

"Boss! Boss!"

Zhong Jiaxiang was the first to think that there was something wrong with the dishes, so he dared to poison the dishes?Does this boss want to live?

"Ah! Brother Xiang! What's the matter? What's the matter? Hey! Where are your friends?"

The boss ran out in a hurry when he heard Zhong Jiaxiang's shout. Zhong Jiaxiang is a regular customer here, and he is also a supernatural person. He is just a small restaurant owner, and he can't afford to offend him!

"Did you put poison in the dish? Several of my brothers ran to the toilet! Why does this seafood soup still smell of soybeans?"

As soon as Zhong Jiaxiang came up, he grabbed the boss's clothes. If only one or two people had a stomachache, it would be reasonable, but there are eight of them in total, and seven of them are already in the toilet!
"Brother Xiang! You are a regular customer! How could I poison the dishes! Besides, what you ordered is hairy crab and soybean soup!"

The boss looked confused, you ordered soybeans!Isn't there soybeans?
"Go away! I'm sorry you don't dare!"

Zhong Jiaxiang frowned, he actually guessed that the boss would not dare to poison, but who else could there be besides the boss?

"Is it because these guys are allergic to seafood? They shouldn't be! They've eaten it before!"

No matter how much Zhong Jiaxiang thought about it, he couldn't figure it out. Where did the problem come from?
"Goo!"

"puff……"

After thinking about it, Zhong Jiaxiang suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, and then let out a burst of anger, Zhong Jiaxiang's face changed drastically!

"Damn it! Nima!"

Zhong Jiaxiang ran straight to the toilet, this kind of thing can't be delayed!
"You! You..."

When Zhong Jiaxiang walked into the toilet, he was shocked by the scene in front of him. His good brothers were all squatting at the moment, but the places where they squatted were really unflattering!
It's normal for two people to squat on the pit, but why doesn't the pit on the left even have a door?
What surprised Zhong Jiaxiang the most was that there were two more squatting on the sink!Can you squat there too?

The sink is more or less a pit, this Zhong Jiaxiang can barely accept it, but there are three more, so what's the matter with just squatting on the ground like this?

"Brother Xiang..."

"Brother Xiang! Are you coming to pull Xiang too?"

Seven people looked at Zhong Jiaxiang at the same time, the position is not enough!
"I……"

For a while, Zhong Jiaxiang really couldn't answer, right?Everyone has already come in, right?Where is the place here?

But I really can’t hold it in any longer!

"You! Inside! Come out!"

In the end, Zhong Jiaxiang still knocked on the door of the toilet on the left. It is definitely impossible for him to squat in the sink, and it is impossible to squat on the ground. As for the one on the right, there is no door. Does he want to lose face when he is the boss?
"Xiang? Brother Xiang? Why are you here too? Wait! I haven't finished playing yet!"

Zhu Yanbin’s voice sounded from the pit on the left. Originally, he was done and ready to go out, but before he reached the door, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. It happened that someone came out of the pit on the left, and Zhu Yanbin hurriedly slipped away. went in.

"You boy! Come out quickly!"

Zhong Jiaxiang was trembling with anger, and there was a certain reason why he was holding back.

"No way! I'm just here to feel it! You go to another one!"

After saying this, Zhu Yanbin didn't speak anymore, only a burst of roar echoed Zhong Jiaxiang.

"..."

Zhong Jiaxiang looked around, where is the place in this meeting?

"Brother Xiang! How about! Are you here?"

A little boy squatting in the sink said that he felt like he was going to be done soon!

"Impossible! How could I go to the sink to urinate..."

Zhong Jiaxiang gritted his teeth and said word by word. As he was speaking, sure enough, the little boy jumped off the sink.

"Damn! Never mind!"

Zhong Jiaxiang struggled, should he go to the sink?If you go up, this face will be gone!

But not going up?Xiang is coming down soon!Xiangola is in the crotch?This is even more shameless!
"What happened today! None of you are allowed to speak out!"

Zhong Jiaxiang glared fiercely at the younger brothers next to him!
"Puff puff!"

The only answer to Zhong Jiaxiang was the sound of a few cannons...