This assistant is a bit bean
057 The power of stinky tofu
"Where is the referee? Is it time to announce the result of the game?"
Li Liang looked around, how could there be any referees?There is no one within 50 meters around!
The classmates and teachers have verified with practical actions that the smell of stinky tofu can only float up to 50 meters.
"Great Immortal! Receive your supernatural powers!"
"Is this a nuclear weapon?"
Fifty meters away, someone shouted loudly at Li Liang, anyway, as long as there is still a bad smell, it is impossible for them to enter the training ground.
"Li Liang! Hurry up and take away the stinky tofu! Otherwise, how can I declare you the winner?"
The referee is also helpless, so he can only use this to force him!
"Ah! So! We won?"
Hearing the referee's words, Li Liang was relieved, and received supernatural powers?It's very simple!
In front of everyone, Li Liang threw the black lump into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.
"vomit……"
"It's so disgusting!"
Li Liang's action caused countless people's nausea, is this food still edible?
"I didn't expect Li Liang to have such a special habit!"
It's no exaggeration to say that this thing smells worse than shit!Li Liang swallowed it in one gulp!
"Huh? It seems that there is no smell!"
The referee plucked up the courage to go to the training ground, Li Liang was still waiting for him to announce the result!
Although it is not very willing, as a referee, professional ethics is still required.
"It seems to be gone!"
"The smell was eaten by Li Liang!"
Someone discovered the crux of the matter. The reason for the smell was because Li Liang took out that black lump.
So when Li Liang ate the ball, the smell completely disappeared, but except for a few people, no one else knew what the black ball was.
"Can we announce the result of the match now?"
With a little trick, Li Liang called all his teammates to the stage, and Qiu Tianjiao's teammates also came on stage. After all, Qiu Tianjiao was still fainting on stage!Gotta get it down!What a shame!
"Li Liang! Qiu Tianjiao, he..."
Wen Ziang patted Qiu Tianjiao carefully, but Qiu Tianjiao showed no sign of waking up at all, so he sniffed carefully, fortunately, he was still panting...
"He just fainted from the smell! He will wake up soon, and he has no endurance at all. The ability is useless!"
Li Liang looks like he hates iron but not steel. If you are like this, I am very worried about your future development!
"Next! I announce! The champion team of this grade competition is Li Liang's team!"
The headmaster is not here, and the director Wei Pengyun is in charge of this ability test. It is said that his ability is a roc, which is now at the diamond level.
"Hey! Where's the prize?"
Rankings are not very important, what Li Liang cares about most is the prizes, if only a small amount of money will be given away!
No matter how bad it is, you have to get a black gold-level beast core, right?
"Wait! I don't accept it! Li Liang used a crooked way! I don't accept it!"
While Li Liang was looking forward to the prize, a weak-sounding voice sounded. The voice was not loud, but every word was full of dissatisfaction.
"Chou Tianjiao? What's your objection?"
Li Liang never thought that Qiu Tianjiao was still not convinced, did he not get beaten enough?I should have stepped on a few feet when I knew you were lying on the ground just now.
"Crooked way!"
Qiu Tianjiao only has four words, but he is not convinced anyway!
"Crooked ways? Haha! Let me ask you! Is it because you didn't kill the monster with a sword, so you didn't take the beast core?"
"Wonderful beasts won't eat you because you don't have a sword? When killing an enemy, what's the difference between using a sword and using a stick?"
Li Liang thought very thoroughly, as long as he can achieve his goal and kill the enemy, no matter what method, just kill the enemy.
If you don't kill the enemy, you will die!
"You're making unreasonable words! This is a competition! You should be upright!"
Qiu Tianjiao had just woken up, and his face became paler with excitement, feeling that he might faint again at any time.
"You want to know what I took out? All right! As you wish!"
As he said this, Li Liang had already put his hands into his trouser pockets.
"Don't! Don't be impulsive! Don't take it!"
Before Qiu Tianjiao could say anything, the others had already stopped Li Liang's crazy behavior. They didn't want to experience the smelly feeling again.
"Just say it! There is no need to show it! We believe in you!"
Even Wei Pengyun is afraid of Li Liang. What's the use of a high level? A high level can't block out the stench!
"I took out stinky tofu, which smells stinky and tastes delicious! A piece of stinky tofu only costs 1 yuan, you can buy it back and play with it!"
How could Li Liang miss such a good opportunity to advertise?
"Stinky tofu? How is it possible? It's not like I haven't eaten stinky tofu before. How can it be so smelly?"
Stinky tofu is very common, and many people even like to eat stinky tofu. Those who like it love it very much, and those who don't like it can't stand the smell.
"If you don't believe me, try it and you'll know!"
Speaking of which, Li Liang put his hands in his trouser pockets again...
"No! No need! Don't be impulsive!"
Someone nearby stopped Li Liang again, there are so many people around!It’s too late to run away later!
"Don't worry! My stinky tofu is packaged. It won't smell if you don't open it!"
Sometimes Li Liang has to admire the humanization of the system, even packaging the stinky tofu piece by piece!Just don't be too sweet!
"That's it?"
Looking at the dark piece of stinky tofu inside the package, Wei Pengyun weighed it in his hand. From the appearance, it was no different from the ordinary stinky tofu on the market!
"A piece of stinky tofu costs 1 yuan? Why don't you grab it?"
When everyone knew that what Li Liang took out was a piece of stinky tofu, many people were stunned, just this thing?
"A little piece of stinky tofu will still make you run around in smoke? Who of you can resist it?"
Li Liang is not in a hurry, Li Liang's biggest confidence is that his products have absolute effects, the ones that have the ultimate effect.
"This……"
The students were all lost in thought, yes!Just now, weren't they all defeated by a small piece of stinky tofu?
Stinky tofu has this miraculous effect. If it is used properly, it may have unexpected effects!
"This kid! No matter what the scene is, it can be turned into a vegetable market..."
Huang Chaoqun clutched his forehead, this time it wasn't because of a headache, it was a real headache!
When will Li Liang accept his businessman's essence!Can you not turn everything into a business!
"you!……"
Qiu Tianjiao felt insulted. He never expected that he would be defeated by a small piece of stinky tofu. But now, Li Liang ignored his existence and started doing business!
"Let me try one! I have bought Brother Liang's tofu puffs several times before, and they are very good! I believe in Brother Liang!"
There are not a few people who have bought tofu nao, and they have a certain understanding of Li Liang's products, and they are indeed quite effective!
It's not that no one has tried to study Li Liang's tofu nao, and some people even sent the tofu nao to a special research institution.
Since the recovery of spiritual energy, too many things are worth studying and must be studied, so the Void Alliance has established a special research institution.
But no matter how much those researchers did their research, they couldn't reproduce the tofu brain exactly like Li Liang's.
It's not that tofu brain cannot be made, but it's simply impossible to have a power increase.
In the end, the research institution had to admit that only Li Liang could own tofu brain.
And now, after tofu nao, there is stinky tofu, which has a special effect!
"Hey! Come on! Chenghui! 1 yuan!"
[Sell a piece of stinky tofu, the collection is 10000 yuan, the system amount is 10300 yuan, and the non-system amount is 0 yuan. 】
"Hehe! Finally some money came in again!"
Li Liang didn't expect that stinky tofu would be recognized so quickly, as long as there is the first person, it will be much easier in the future!
"Give me a piece to try too! No! I want two pieces!"
Among the classmates, there are not a few of them from wealthy families, and they are also supernatural beings, so they naturally have a lot of money on them. It is not uncommon to spend tens of thousands of dollars on nothing new.
"OK! Immediately! Please pay first!"
Small carts appear out of thin air, and doing business requires a sense of ritual in doing business!Of course, the trolley is indispensable!
"One for you, one for you! Two for you here!"
Seeing the classmates forming a group, Li Liang was amused, it seems that this plan is not bad!
As early as the finals, Li Liang was thinking about how to sell stinky tofu. These lovely classmates knew that it was a piece of stinky tofu that forced them to be like this, so it would be strange if they were not curious!
"You! Cool down!"
Li Liang knocked off Ling Yongyan's hand, and he could sell it to other people, but not in Qiu Tianjiao's team!Li Liang would rather earn a few dollars less!
"Boss! Li Liang won't sell..."
Ling Yongyan returned to Qiu Tianjiao's side in aggrieved manner, Li Liang is too narrow-minded!
"If Li Liang didn't sell it to you, wouldn't anyone else have it? You idiot!"
Now Qiu Tianjiao understands that he can't just reject Li Liang's things blindly, only by knowing Li Liang better can he defeat Li Liang!
Therefore, whether it is tofu nao or stinky tofu, Qiu Tianjiao no longer refuses, on the contrary, he wants to buy more, so that he can better understand Li Liang!
"Ah! Why didn't I think of it! The boss is still smart!"
Ling Yongyan walked away in a hurry, and when he turned around, his expression changed. If it weren't for how much money and resources you had, you thought I wanted to curry favor with you?
"Hey! Your stinky tofu! I want it!"
Ling Yongyan stopped a classmate who bought stinky tofu. Wasn't it just stinky tofu?Simple!
"But! I just bought this..."
"Uh! Don't hit! Don't fight! Don't grab! I'll just give it to you..."
Before they could finish saying "Le", the two of them grabbed one side of the packaging bag with one hand and pulled hard, and the black stinky tofu fell out.
"I……"
"vomit……"
The stinky tofu that fell out was like a demon that had broken free from its shackles, and instantly devoured the two of them.
Li Liang looked around, how could there be any referees?There is no one within 50 meters around!
The classmates and teachers have verified with practical actions that the smell of stinky tofu can only float up to 50 meters.
"Great Immortal! Receive your supernatural powers!"
"Is this a nuclear weapon?"
Fifty meters away, someone shouted loudly at Li Liang, anyway, as long as there is still a bad smell, it is impossible for them to enter the training ground.
"Li Liang! Hurry up and take away the stinky tofu! Otherwise, how can I declare you the winner?"
The referee is also helpless, so he can only use this to force him!
"Ah! So! We won?"
Hearing the referee's words, Li Liang was relieved, and received supernatural powers?It's very simple!
In front of everyone, Li Liang threw the black lump into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.
"vomit……"
"It's so disgusting!"
Li Liang's action caused countless people's nausea, is this food still edible?
"I didn't expect Li Liang to have such a special habit!"
It's no exaggeration to say that this thing smells worse than shit!Li Liang swallowed it in one gulp!
"Huh? It seems that there is no smell!"
The referee plucked up the courage to go to the training ground, Li Liang was still waiting for him to announce the result!
Although it is not very willing, as a referee, professional ethics is still required.
"It seems to be gone!"
"The smell was eaten by Li Liang!"
Someone discovered the crux of the matter. The reason for the smell was because Li Liang took out that black lump.
So when Li Liang ate the ball, the smell completely disappeared, but except for a few people, no one else knew what the black ball was.
"Can we announce the result of the match now?"
With a little trick, Li Liang called all his teammates to the stage, and Qiu Tianjiao's teammates also came on stage. After all, Qiu Tianjiao was still fainting on stage!Gotta get it down!What a shame!
"Li Liang! Qiu Tianjiao, he..."
Wen Ziang patted Qiu Tianjiao carefully, but Qiu Tianjiao showed no sign of waking up at all, so he sniffed carefully, fortunately, he was still panting...
"He just fainted from the smell! He will wake up soon, and he has no endurance at all. The ability is useless!"
Li Liang looks like he hates iron but not steel. If you are like this, I am very worried about your future development!
"Next! I announce! The champion team of this grade competition is Li Liang's team!"
The headmaster is not here, and the director Wei Pengyun is in charge of this ability test. It is said that his ability is a roc, which is now at the diamond level.
"Hey! Where's the prize?"
Rankings are not very important, what Li Liang cares about most is the prizes, if only a small amount of money will be given away!
No matter how bad it is, you have to get a black gold-level beast core, right?
"Wait! I don't accept it! Li Liang used a crooked way! I don't accept it!"
While Li Liang was looking forward to the prize, a weak-sounding voice sounded. The voice was not loud, but every word was full of dissatisfaction.
"Chou Tianjiao? What's your objection?"
Li Liang never thought that Qiu Tianjiao was still not convinced, did he not get beaten enough?I should have stepped on a few feet when I knew you were lying on the ground just now.
"Crooked way!"
Qiu Tianjiao only has four words, but he is not convinced anyway!
"Crooked ways? Haha! Let me ask you! Is it because you didn't kill the monster with a sword, so you didn't take the beast core?"
"Wonderful beasts won't eat you because you don't have a sword? When killing an enemy, what's the difference between using a sword and using a stick?"
Li Liang thought very thoroughly, as long as he can achieve his goal and kill the enemy, no matter what method, just kill the enemy.
If you don't kill the enemy, you will die!
"You're making unreasonable words! This is a competition! You should be upright!"
Qiu Tianjiao had just woken up, and his face became paler with excitement, feeling that he might faint again at any time.
"You want to know what I took out? All right! As you wish!"
As he said this, Li Liang had already put his hands into his trouser pockets.
"Don't! Don't be impulsive! Don't take it!"
Before Qiu Tianjiao could say anything, the others had already stopped Li Liang's crazy behavior. They didn't want to experience the smelly feeling again.
"Just say it! There is no need to show it! We believe in you!"
Even Wei Pengyun is afraid of Li Liang. What's the use of a high level? A high level can't block out the stench!
"I took out stinky tofu, which smells stinky and tastes delicious! A piece of stinky tofu only costs 1 yuan, you can buy it back and play with it!"
How could Li Liang miss such a good opportunity to advertise?
"Stinky tofu? How is it possible? It's not like I haven't eaten stinky tofu before. How can it be so smelly?"
Stinky tofu is very common, and many people even like to eat stinky tofu. Those who like it love it very much, and those who don't like it can't stand the smell.
"If you don't believe me, try it and you'll know!"
Speaking of which, Li Liang put his hands in his trouser pockets again...
"No! No need! Don't be impulsive!"
Someone nearby stopped Li Liang again, there are so many people around!It’s too late to run away later!
"Don't worry! My stinky tofu is packaged. It won't smell if you don't open it!"
Sometimes Li Liang has to admire the humanization of the system, even packaging the stinky tofu piece by piece!Just don't be too sweet!
"That's it?"
Looking at the dark piece of stinky tofu inside the package, Wei Pengyun weighed it in his hand. From the appearance, it was no different from the ordinary stinky tofu on the market!
"A piece of stinky tofu costs 1 yuan? Why don't you grab it?"
When everyone knew that what Li Liang took out was a piece of stinky tofu, many people were stunned, just this thing?
"A little piece of stinky tofu will still make you run around in smoke? Who of you can resist it?"
Li Liang is not in a hurry, Li Liang's biggest confidence is that his products have absolute effects, the ones that have the ultimate effect.
"This……"
The students were all lost in thought, yes!Just now, weren't they all defeated by a small piece of stinky tofu?
Stinky tofu has this miraculous effect. If it is used properly, it may have unexpected effects!
"This kid! No matter what the scene is, it can be turned into a vegetable market..."
Huang Chaoqun clutched his forehead, this time it wasn't because of a headache, it was a real headache!
When will Li Liang accept his businessman's essence!Can you not turn everything into a business!
"you!……"
Qiu Tianjiao felt insulted. He never expected that he would be defeated by a small piece of stinky tofu. But now, Li Liang ignored his existence and started doing business!
"Let me try one! I have bought Brother Liang's tofu puffs several times before, and they are very good! I believe in Brother Liang!"
There are not a few people who have bought tofu nao, and they have a certain understanding of Li Liang's products, and they are indeed quite effective!
It's not that no one has tried to study Li Liang's tofu nao, and some people even sent the tofu nao to a special research institution.
Since the recovery of spiritual energy, too many things are worth studying and must be studied, so the Void Alliance has established a special research institution.
But no matter how much those researchers did their research, they couldn't reproduce the tofu brain exactly like Li Liang's.
It's not that tofu brain cannot be made, but it's simply impossible to have a power increase.
In the end, the research institution had to admit that only Li Liang could own tofu brain.
And now, after tofu nao, there is stinky tofu, which has a special effect!
"Hey! Come on! Chenghui! 1 yuan!"
[Sell a piece of stinky tofu, the collection is 10000 yuan, the system amount is 10300 yuan, and the non-system amount is 0 yuan. 】
"Hehe! Finally some money came in again!"
Li Liang didn't expect that stinky tofu would be recognized so quickly, as long as there is the first person, it will be much easier in the future!
"Give me a piece to try too! No! I want two pieces!"
Among the classmates, there are not a few of them from wealthy families, and they are also supernatural beings, so they naturally have a lot of money on them. It is not uncommon to spend tens of thousands of dollars on nothing new.
"OK! Immediately! Please pay first!"
Small carts appear out of thin air, and doing business requires a sense of ritual in doing business!Of course, the trolley is indispensable!
"One for you, one for you! Two for you here!"
Seeing the classmates forming a group, Li Liang was amused, it seems that this plan is not bad!
As early as the finals, Li Liang was thinking about how to sell stinky tofu. These lovely classmates knew that it was a piece of stinky tofu that forced them to be like this, so it would be strange if they were not curious!
"You! Cool down!"
Li Liang knocked off Ling Yongyan's hand, and he could sell it to other people, but not in Qiu Tianjiao's team!Li Liang would rather earn a few dollars less!
"Boss! Li Liang won't sell..."
Ling Yongyan returned to Qiu Tianjiao's side in aggrieved manner, Li Liang is too narrow-minded!
"If Li Liang didn't sell it to you, wouldn't anyone else have it? You idiot!"
Now Qiu Tianjiao understands that he can't just reject Li Liang's things blindly, only by knowing Li Liang better can he defeat Li Liang!
Therefore, whether it is tofu nao or stinky tofu, Qiu Tianjiao no longer refuses, on the contrary, he wants to buy more, so that he can better understand Li Liang!
"Ah! Why didn't I think of it! The boss is still smart!"
Ling Yongyan walked away in a hurry, and when he turned around, his expression changed. If it weren't for how much money and resources you had, you thought I wanted to curry favor with you?
"Hey! Your stinky tofu! I want it!"
Ling Yongyan stopped a classmate who bought stinky tofu. Wasn't it just stinky tofu?Simple!
"But! I just bought this..."
"Uh! Don't hit! Don't fight! Don't grab! I'll just give it to you..."
Before they could finish saying "Le", the two of them grabbed one side of the packaging bag with one hand and pulled hard, and the black stinky tofu fell out.
"I……"
"vomit……"
The stinky tofu that fell out was like a demon that had broken free from its shackles, and instantly devoured the two of them.
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