The Queen's wife started showing off CP again

The tattoo clerk looked awkward, and said forcefully: "I believe in the way of eye study, but I don't believe in you. You are not as old as me? It's ridiculous to pretend to be a master."

Another clerk next to him asked softly: "Xiaohu, don't you have seven bells tattooed on your body? How did he say nine?"

The tattoo clerk became embarrassed and didn't know how to speak up.

Lu Hengchuan smirked: "Did I say it, or did you say it yourself?"

The tattoo shop clerk said loudly: "I have seven on my body, how can I have nine, obviously you are wrong, and you are not ashamed to speak out."

"There is no reason to speak loudly. You are loud because you have a guilty conscience. If your colleague is not gay, he will naturally not know. The two embarrassing clocks are tattooed on the inside of the buttocks. The door of filth, the way of evil." Lu Hengchuan calculated , Tsk tut and said: "Your bed partner likes the two patterns very much. If you miss this moment, when you meet your bed partner, you might as well ask him to check it out."

After finishing speaking, Lu Hengchuan breathed a sigh of relief, and his words rang clearly in the ears of the tattoo shop clerk: "Your boyfriend is already in a catastrophe. If you don't care about life and death, if you get along with him, disaster will strike and gods will not be able to save you."

The body of the tattoo shop clerk shook violently, and the legendary sound transmission was heard from thousands of miles away.

He already believed in Lu Hengchuan's words.

No one knows about being gay.

And he also knew that his boyfriend's private life was messy, and he didn't take any protective measures.

Showing such a trick again, he has already regarded Lu Hengchuan as an expert in the world.

He also knelt down in front of Lu Hengchuan and said in panic, "Master, what should I do? You teach me!"

Lu Hengchuan said with a smile: "Originally you only had half a year to live, and you were lucky to meet me. Let me ask you, do you believe me?"

The tattoo clerk nodded like a chicken eating rice: "I believe, I believe, I believe."

Su Qier came back to his senses, his intestines were green with remorse, he hugged Lu Hengchuan's leg, crying, "I don't want to die! Master forgive me for being blind and offending Master, how can you punish me?" It’s all right, please save me. I have the old and the young, and they are all pointing at me to live! Master, save me!”

Lu Hengchuan asked, "Do you believe me?"

Su Qier didn't dare to hesitate, and said quickly: "I believe it, I believe it, I believe everything you say. As long as it can save me, I can do anything."

Lu Hengchuan pointed to those ghost weapons: "I said they are ghost weapons, do you accept them?"

Su Qier said with lingering fear: "I accept."

Lu Hengchuan said sternly: "A dark weapon bears all the negative emotions of the deceased, and thus transforms them into the power of evil and disaster. Tomb robbers naively think that they can be eliminated by receiving some incense and wish power, and they are self-righteous. , and then use your life's energy to wear away the power of evil and disasters. The ghosts are still harmful. If you want to live a long life, stay away from the ghosts as soon as possible. Either put these ghosts in the ground for peace, please Buried together with the magic weapon. Either donate it to the Taoist temple and let them dispose of it."

And you, as long as you practice carefully in the Taoist temple for a month, do your homework with them every day, and practice a way to strengthen your body.Otherwise, the ghost weapon will not kill you, and a body of fat will make you miserable in the future.

After all, Su Qier is a businessman with many eyes. "Master, why don't I give them to you! You are highly skilled, so naturally you are not afraid of disasters. And I will follow you, serving tea and water. If something happens to me, you can also help me in time ah!

"You have a good idea." Lu Hengchuan saw through Su Qier's calculation at a glance, and said with a sneer, "I have already pointed out two clear paths for you, and there is no third path. It is up to you whether you live or die. .I don’t know you well, don’t think I’m so kind. Don’t think that if you say that, I will give you two things in your treasury, and there is no door!”

When she thought that two items were missing from her decades-old collection, she suddenly felt a surge of despair, and Su Qier even lost the desire to live.

Lu Hengchuan called the tattoo shop clerk aside and said in a low voice: "You are just plagued by disasters, just go to the Taoist temple for two days. Remember, don't have sex with your boyfriend again."

The tattoo clerk nodded and said, "I see, Master, I'll ask him to check later."

"Okay, you go there!" Lu Hengchuan pointed to the tall and thin shop assistant, and said, "Come here."

Is there any cinnabar yellow paper in the store? "

The slender shop assistant thought for a while and said, "There is cinnabar, but not yellow paper. There is high-quality rice paper."

Lu Hengchuan pondered for a while, and said, "The rice paper is good enough! You go and take out the things."

Soon, the tall and thin clerk placed the used items on the log coffee table.

Lu Hengchuan glanced around, and said: "I didn't want to go to war at first, but if the boy's filial piety hadn't impressed me, and he needed the evil talisman, he had to do it himself. Today, I will let you open your eyes and feel the power of the real ghost weapon."

"Little girl, why don't you go out first and come in later. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear the yin energy on the necromancer."

Long Yunxin was also stupid and bold, and said with a charming smile: "Isn't there still you? I'm not afraid, I want to see it too."

Lu Hengchuan said fondly, "Okay, just stand behind me."

Long Yunxin obediently stood behind Lu Hengchuan, Xiao Shanqian and the others were also very conflicted.

Do you want to go there with Long Yunxin?
finally.
The inner fear of the unknown defeated face, and several people cheered and stood behind Lu Hengchuan.

Lu Hengchuan has already held his breath and concentrated, it seems that he is holding a wolf hair, but in fact it is controlled by his consciousness.

Lu Hengchuan has already comprehended the way of drawing talismans from the ophthalmology inheritance pushed by the system.

It's just that it's the first time to draw a symbol.

Ghost painting talisman means something messy, and outsiders can't understand it at all.

However, Lu Hengchuan knew that drawing a talisman was difficult, and it was even more difficult to complete a talisman once.

Gathering the Qi of the Five Elements of Heaven and Earth, also known as spiritual energy, drives every stroke and every trajectory of the talisman.

What Lu Hengchuan wanted to draw was the barrier-breaking talisman, which was an entry-level one, and it was relatively easy to make a talisman, so he used it for practice.

Because the evil talismans are relatively advanced, Lu Hengchuan didn't dare to do it rashly before he mastered the skill of drawing talismans.

The huge spiritual consciousness held the wolf's hair and moved it on the rice paper that was more than an inch long, just like Zhang Fei embroidering flowers, with delicate kung fu.

As soon as the pen was written, the thin aura in the air converged on the tip of the pen, and Lu Hengchuan felt as if he was pushing a big mountain with great effort.

puff!
Langhao penetrated the rice paper and failed for the first time.

Lu Hengchuan has mastered the tricks, cleverly, four or two pulls a thousand catties.

Come again.

As soon as I was distracted, I went outside to draw, and failed the second time.

Lu Hengchuan told himself to concentrate and come again.

Tick ​​tock!

A drop of sweat fell on the rice paper and failed for the third time.

What Xiao Shanqian and others saw was more cold sweat than Lu Hengchuan!
I rely on!

This guy can't be a novice!

The theoretical knowledge is quite comprehensive, so how can it fail once you get started?Several people looked at the tall and thin clerk with pity, and the meaning was self-evident.The tall and thin clerk burst into tears.

He is obviously a master!
However, the mood of the little white mouse is swollen.