How to Survive in Sand Sculpture Romance

"Old, boss, you, why did you order so much?"

"It's okay, let's eat."

"Uh, good."

Hiss~, Su Yu swallowed his saliva, and quickly ate his elbow, his eyes widened.

"I'm going, this is too delicious."

Just like that, Su Yu ate mouthful after mouthful, his mouth was full, and his cheeks were bulging, oh, little squirrel.

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"Huh~, I'm overwhelmed."

Su Yu, who ate most of the table, couldn't hold it anymore. He slumped on the chair and touched his bulging stomach.

"This is too delicious, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Comrade Xiaosan in the system space looked at Su Yu's appearance and said:
"Don't you want to be so ashamed, don't fix that worthless thing, you have never eaten meat."

"Oh, when did I eat it after the price of pork went up, don't be angry, I'll pack it up and order it for you later, this is really delicious."

Su Yu, who had been slowing down for a while, suddenly remembered that his boss was sitting opposite him, so he sat up straight, suddenly looked at Qi Ye and took a bite, and looked at himself, uh, there is no comparison There is no harm.

"Hahahahaha, boss, why don't you eat it?"

Su Yu smiled awkwardly and said.

"It's okay, I'm happy to see you eating"

"I'll go, what does he mean by this? It's not because I eat too much and I want to kill people to silence it."

"Um, that, boss, I emmmm, you don't remember villains, if I do something heinous, please forgive me, woo~"

Seeing Su Yu looking at him with an aggrieved face, Qi Ye felt it was very funny, what kind of treasure is this.

"Why do you say that?"

Qi Ye leaned on the table with his hands and held his chin and said to Su Yu.

"Boss, don't you want me to have my last meal when you invite me to dinner today?"

"Hahahahahaha, Su Yu, you are so funny."

Qi Ye was successfully amused by Su Yu, thinking in his heart.

"Hahahahahaha, what a peerless cutie I have met."

"Let's go."

"Eh?"

As soon as Su Yu finished packing, he was carried away by our chief executive, Qi Ye.

"Wait, I haven't packed yet."

"Pack it up? Do you want to take it home and eat it?"

"Yeah, otherwise so much food would be wasted."

"Oh my god, what a frugal boy~"

Qi Ye's heart suddenly seemed to be shot by Cupid's arrow.

It's no wonder that our chief executive, who grew up in rich clothes and rich food, met such a poor man as Su Yu for the first time.

Qi Ye looked at the food on the table excitedly filled with the plastic bag that Su Yu got from nowhere, feeling a little spoiled.

Suddenly, he seemed to have made a decision.

And when Su Yu, who had just finished packing the vegetables, was excitedly showing his spoils to Qi Ye, he found that Qi Ye was staring at him closely, and there seemed to be flames in his eyes.

"Su Yu, marry me"

"puff!!!!!!"

"Ah?????"

"Hahahahahahahaha, Su Yu, you have been confessed again, are you sure you don't have any gay aura, why do you confess to one or two?"

Comrade Xiaosan made sarcastic remarks on the sidelines without thinking it was a big deal.

But Su Yu was already stunned.

"I lost it, what's the situation, is there so many hidden gays in this novel?"

Su Yu calmed down and said to Qi Ye with embarrassment:
"Cough, cough, Mr. Qi, you, are you kidding me?"

"Do you think I'm joking?"

"Then, do you like men?"

"No, I just like you"

While saying this, Qi Ye approached Su Yu, one step, two steps, until Su Yu was cornered, and he was about to kiss him, suddenly.

"Depend on!!!!!!"

The spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, such a sunny weather...

Qi Ye's screams came from the private room. Qi Ye yelled the first curse word in his life while covering his lower body.

And here, looking at Qi Ye's painful face, his face turned purple. Everyone is a man. Of course, he understands the pain, and Su Yu, who was in a panic, said:
"Yes, I'm sorry Mr. Qi, I like women"

After finishing speaking, Su Yu didn't forget to take the vegetables he packed and ran away. Before leaving, Qi Ye looked at Su Yu's panicked back and smiled.

"Very well, Su Yu, you've got my attention"

And here, Su Yu ran out of the hotel in a panic.

boom--

Su Yu didn't have time to brake, and accidentally bumped into a handsome long-haired man, and suddenly bumped into his arms.

"Yes, sorry"

Su Yu withdrew from his arms in embarrassment, bowed to him and ran away quickly, and the person Su Yu bumped into was Mu Jinran, one of the heroes of our book.

Before Mu Jinran could react, he found that Su Yu had disappeared.

"Eh? Who was that person just now? Why do I feel so familiar?"

Mu Jinran said something to the person next to him, and that person glanced at Su Yu's direction and backed away.

"Huhuhu..."

Su Yu, who had been running for a long time, looked behind and found that no one was chasing him, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

"I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted, really, it's so annoying"

Su Yu was talking on the side of the road panting, when the mistress in the system space said to him:
"Hey, you're talking about you, you're talking about what else you have besides your good-looking face, why are all these people falling in love with you, it's really fascinating, tsk tsk tsk."

"Damn! Labor and management want them to take a fancy to them, one by one, they all covet my body, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm so annoying."

Su Yu was speechless, and he couldn't figure out why the hero would suddenly confess his love to him, and he had nothing worthy of their attention.

"If we hadn't been working together for more than ten years and were inseparable, I would have thought you were the protagonist of the danmei group next door."

"Hey, bald, why do you think my life is so hard?"

Su Yu walked with a sad face.

"Eh? Yes, how about we apply to be transferred to the next door after this time is over, hehe, you can barely get a status with your face."

"Fuck off, Laozi is a straight man!!!!"

"Tch, I've been working with you for more than ten years. You said that you didn't give me a promotion or salary increase, and you didn't let me be popular and hot. What's wrong with dedicating yourself to my brother now?"

"roll!!!!!"

"Oh, it's a pity, a great opportunity for promotion and salary increase."

In this way, one person and one system were walking and talking, when suddenly someone called Su Yu's name.

"Su Yu"

When Su Yu turned his head, he found that it was Lin Rou, and looked around. It turned out that he had unknowingly walked in front of Lin Rou's stall.

"What are you thinking, why are you frowning?"

Lin Rou looked at Su Yu and said, Lin Rou's voice was very nice, as comfortable as a breeze.

"Well, it's nothing, it's just some things at work, nothing."

Lin Rou looked at Su Yu and didn't want to say anything, so she simply didn't ask, and then she said:
"Come on, I'm here anyway, let's eat some skewers before leaving."

"This, it's embarrassing."

"It's okay, you forgot that I owed you a meal last time, drink if you have any troubles, and don't talk if you don't want to."

At this time, Lin Rou was very forthright, which made Su Yu miss it for a moment.

I remember that there was a sister in the orphanage who wanted her like this, but, alas, things are different.

"Okay, if you don't get drunk, you won't go home!"

"Don't get drunk, don't go home!"

Su Yu didn't think about it anymore, so he simply replied very boldly.

In this way, the two drank two beers in a row, uh, most of them were drunk by Su Yu, but both of them were too drunk.

"Lin Rou, I, hiccup, I, I'm really sad, I can't help myself, I..."

"Hey hiccup, what's wrong with you~"

Su Yugang wanted to tell the whole thing, including the fact that they were people in the book, but was stopped by Xiaosan.

"Hey, Su Yu, wake up labor and management, meow, you're about to shake off your pants, hurry up."

"Humph"

"Why don't you say it~"

Lin Rou asked, she desperately wanted to know everything about the man in front of her.

"Hey, you can't tell, he won't let me tell you, hiccup."

Su Yu spoke drunkenly and hiccupped.

"Him? Who?"

Su Yu was about to say it with a smile, and Xiaosan wanted to jump anxiously here, and at this moment, a life-saving straw came.

bell bell bell...

It was Su Yu's cell phone, and the cell phone rang suddenly, interrupting what Su Yu wanted to say.

"Who, who is so annoying, hello?? Who are you, it's impolite to call someone so late in Phuket~"

Su Yu spoke drunkenly in his lisp, but the person opposite seemed to laugh, and the low laughter reached Su Yu's ears through the phone, making Su Yu's ears itchy.

"Hey, you have a subwoofer in your throat, hahahahahaha"

"Su Yu, where are you?"

The man opposite didn't talk nonsense and asked for the address directly.

"I, of course I'm at home, hehe, idiot."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, and the man on the other end of the phone didn't expect Su Yu to hang up so quickly.

"Go, go to the place near Su Yu's house."

"Good boss!"

Here, after Su Yu hung up the phone, he lay down on the table and started talking nonsense.

"Lin, Lin Rou, you know, you, hiccup, you, you look like someone I know."

"Who?"

Lin Rou was looking forward to it. She wanted to know the story of this person's past and his past friends.

"I, I forgot, I just remember that she seemed to be very kind to me, but, but I don't know why, she slapped me inexplicably one day, because of a man."

Lin Rou didn't speak, Su Yu continued.

"That person is her boyfriend, but I saw that man with another girl one day to be very intimate. I told her that she didn't believe it. As a result, we never contacted again."

"You look like her"

Su Yu looked straight at Lin Rou, and couldn't help but move closer to her, crying.

"I miss you so much."

Lin Rou couldn't bear to see Su Yu so vulnerable, she took Su Yu into her arms and patted his head.

"Why did you leave with him? You clearly said that you would stay with me forever. Why, why!"

As Su Yu muttered, Lin Rou slowly raised Su Yu's head, looking at this man, she finally decided...

Lin Rou slowly approached Su Yu, slowly approaching...

Just when they were about to kiss, a voice suddenly interrupted Lin Rou's movements again.

"Let go of him, no kissing!!!!"