How to Survive in Sand Sculpture Romance

"Oh, I'm exhausted, but I'm back."

After coming out of the world of cultivating immortals, Su Yu slumped on the sofa like a disabled patient.

"Although there was a little mistake in the middle this time, it is still possible in essence. The task was completed without any risk. It is estimated that the reward this time will not be too small."

Mr. System also came out of the system space, he looked at Su Yu on the sofa and said.

"Oh, forget it, let's see it later, I just came out of the volcano, and now it's terribly hot, meow, it scared me to death, the magma was still bubbling, I thought I was handsome Your face will be ruined."

Su Yu said with lingering fear.

"With me protecting you, what are you afraid of? I won't let you die."

Mr. System was talking on the side, and after the two of them looked at each other, the surrounding air gradually turned into pink bubbles, and romantic music seemed to be playing around.

The two of them got closer and closer, until they were about to touch their noses, and Su Yu pushed Mr. System away violently.

"Fuck, what the hell, hahahahaha, I'm going to take a shower, that, you can do whatever you want, hahahahaha, bye."

With that said, Su Yu took the clothes and walked into his own room very quickly with lightning speed.

woohoo...

Su Yu stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom, panting heavily, the redness on his face still remained.

"Huh..., what's going on, this, this is impossible, I must be too nervous, it must be."

Su Yu kept splashing water on his face, trying to use cold water to dissipate the temperature on his face.

Su Yu took a full bath for two hours before coming out.

Su Yu wiped his body, walked out of the bedroom in casual clothes, and found that Mr. System had prepared a large table of dishes waiting for him.

"Forehead……."

Su Yu looked at the delicious food on the table, and was a little bit hesitant to do it.

"Hahahahahaha, you're starting to cook again, hahahaha, just order takeaway, what kind of food is it, it's quite strenuous."

Su Yu smiled awkwardly, but just couldn't put down his chopsticks.

Mr. System also saw Su Yu's fear, smiled, picked up a dish with chopsticks, put it in a bowl and ate it.

Looking at the dish Mr. System ate with a blank face, Su Yu also picked it up.

"Mr. System didn't even frown, so there shouldn't be much to eat."

Su Yu put the piece of meat in a bowl, slowly put it into his mouth, and took a bite.

Suddenly, the eyes brightened generously, that light could almost blind the children next door.

"Wow, it's delicious."

Su Yu exclaimed while eating the piece of meat.

"Didn't the one I made before taste delicious?"

Seeing Su Yu eating so happily, Mr. System curled his mouth. Although he knew how unpalatable the food he cooked before, he still wanted to tease Su Yu.

"Hey hey, no, it's just better than the previous one."

Su Yu smiled foolishly, then turned around and put a piece into the bowl.

"Try other dishes too, don't just eat one dish, don't be picky eaters."

After speaking, Mr. System pushed a plate of green vegetables in Su Yu's direction.

"Ah~, I don't like eating green vegetables."

Su Yu frowned looking at the plate of green fried vegetables.

"Don't be picky, eat quickly."

Mr. System urged.

"Ok."

Su Yu sighed, and resignedly put a vegetable into the bowl.

There is a saying, Wang Jingze, the greatest philosopher in the 21st century, said: No one can escape the law of true fragrance.

Of course, our Comrade Su Yu is no exception. After he put a vegetable in his mouth, he was instantly conquered by it.

"How can there be such a delicious, refreshing vegetable, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Then, Su Yu kept eating what was on the table in front of him.

Soon, most of the dishes on the table were wiped out by Su Yu.

Su Yu touched his big belly that was already as big as a pregnant woman in satisfaction, gritted his teeth, and gave a full stomach.

"Hi~, it's really cool, it's so delicious, San'er, if the two of us retire later, you can become a chef, hehe, you must be famous for your craftsmanship."

Mr. System didn't say anything but smiled dotingly.

Su Yu, who finished teething, found that he seemed to eat most of the dishes on this big table, and Mr. System didn't eat more, because the rice bowl in front of Mr. System was still full.

"Hey, San'er, why don't you eat? You told me not to be picky eaters, so don't be picky eaters either."

Su Yu spoke to Mr. System righteously, as if an adult was reprimanding a child.

Is this turning a slave into a landlord?
No, of course, not.

He just finally had a reason to educate Mr. System.

As for Mr. System here, for Su Yu's little Jiujiu, Mr. System has already seen through his tricks. Mr. System just smiled and said:
"You have eaten all the food, what should I eat?"

"Forehead……."

The air suddenly became awkward.

Looking at the leftovers on the table, Su Yu was embarrassed.

It's over, this is being turned against the general, alas, after all, I still can't deal with the system lord.

Seeing Su Yu's distressed look, Mr. System thinks that Su Yu is too cute, really, especially the deflated look.

"Hahahaha, okay, go and lie down on the side, I'll clean up the table."

"Hehehe, how embarrassing it is to eat your food and drink your food and make you wash the dishes."

Su Yu smiled naively, but in fact he was just being polite.

"Well, indeed, I'm very tired today, or you can clean it today."

Mr. System stood up and said with a troubled look.

"Eh..., ouch, ouch, my stomach, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , ah ah ah, bye."

After finishing speaking, Su Yu disappeared in a flash.

"Hahahahaha, this kid runs really fast."

Mr. System shook his head, his eyebrows curved, and finally cleaned up the table with his clean and slender fingers.

"Phew... you want me to work, my lord? Impossible, ouch, ouch, I ran too fast just now, ah, ah, I stretched, ah, my stomach."

Su Yu was lying on the bed suddenly in pain.

Su Yu's cry attracted Mr. System who was washing the dishes.

"what happened?"

Mr. System wiped his hands in an apron and walked into Su Yu's room.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw Su Yu lying on the bed sweating.

"what happened?"

Mr. System asked eagerly.

"Ah, maybe it's because I wiped it, maybe I ate too much, I stretched too much just now, no, no, it hurts."

Seeing Su Yu sweating in pain, Mr. System went to the first aid kit and took out two Jianweixiaoshi tablets for Su Yu to eat.

"Come on, take some Jianweixiaoshi tablets. Tell me, what are you doing eating so much? It's not that you have nothing to eat."

Su Yu, who was still moaning on the bed, said aggrievedly:
"Oh, who told you to cook delicious food, otherwise I wouldn't have indigestion."

"Hehe, are you still blaming me? You little white-eyed wolf, you have no conscience."

"Hey, this Jianwei Xiaoshi tablet is quite delicious, it tastes like hawthorn, but it still hurts."

"You say you, it's impossible for this to work so quickly, okay, okay, I'll rub it for you."

"Hmm~"

Su Yu nodded obediently, Mr. System slowly put his hand into Su Yu's clothes and put it on his stomach. Just as the cold hand touched the cold Su Yu, he was shocked.

"Hey, I'll go, it's so cold."

"Ah, I forgot I was washing the dishes just now, wait a minute."

Mr. System took out his hand, put it to his mouth and breathed out, so that his hand became warmer, and then slowly put it on Su Yu's stomach.

Su Yu's belly is white. Of course, Su Yu himself is also very white and soft. At first glance, he looks like a fat man who doesn't exercise often, and his belly has become a little big because of eating.

Mr. System rubbed gently. Mr. System's hands are big and have some calluses. Although he doesn't know why this new body has calluses, and his hands are very hot, rubbing on his stomach is really comfortable. up.

Su Yu fell asleep in a daze, and the system sighed when he saw Su Yu fell asleep, and stroked his hair.

"Yo, not bad, there is progress, brother."

We haven't appeared for a long time, and I don't know what kind of big brother who looks the same as Mr. System has appeared.

"What are you doing out again?"

Mr. System frowned as he looked at the man in front of him who looked somewhat similar to himself but was extremely arrogant.

"Don't frown, it's so ugly. I didn't do anything harmful. Why do you always treat me like this? I'm so sad."

Looking at the appearance of this big brother, Mr. System doesn't know why, but feels that he is very flat, even though the two of them look the same.

This man can't control his strength when he gets angry.

So, as soon as the big brother came out, Mr. System's hands suddenly became heavier.

Ok……

Su Yu almost woke up from his sleep when he rearranged his hand. Fortunately, he slept enough and didn't wake up, but just made a sound and frowned.

The system gentleman saw that Su Yu almost woke up because he didn't pay attention, so he didn't dare to rub it anymore. After confirming that Su Yu had indeed fallen asleep, the system gentleman carefully pulled out his hand and tucked the quilt for Su Yu , closed the door lightly, and went out.

"Hehe, be so careful, tsk tsk tsk."

The mysterious big brother was talking behind Mr. System.

"What do you want, or what purpose do you have, why do you always show up?"

Mr. System asked questions step by step, and it seemed that he had a very bad impression of the man in black.

"You...you hate me so much..."

This time the big brother in black was not glib, and lowered his head and said sadly.

Mr. System didn't say anything, and then the big brother in black disappeared by himself.

Looking at the living room system gentleman who returned to calm again, he let out a sigh of relief, but for some reason, he felt a little uncomfortable.

With that said, he was transported to the laboratory of the fast travel headquarters through the transmission channel.

"How is the investigation of the incident last time? Who is that man in black who looks the same as me?"

Mr. System asked the researchers in front of him.

"Well, we don't know the details, but he hasn't hurt you yet, so I don't think you need to worry about it for now."

The researcher just patted Mr. System on the shoulder comfortingly and left.

Mr. System also saw that there was no progress, so he also went back.

And the researcher turned around after seeing Mr. System left and called the Kuaichuan headquarters.

"Hey boss, yes, yes, he is here, yes, it's the same thing, I didn't tell him, yes, I let him go, okay, okay, goodbye."

In the middle of an exchange the researcher hung up the phone.

And the boss of Kuaichuan Headquarters on the other end of the phone muttered to himself after hanging up the phone:
"There are some things, don't pursue the truth, why are you so persistent, oh..."

Here, Su Yu fell asleep in the dark, and when he woke up, it was already dark outside.

"San'er, San'er, what time is it now?"

Su Yu scratched his matted hair and walked to the living room.

"It's seven o'clock."

Mr. System was talking while washing vegetables.

"Ah, it's already so late, I didn't expect that I slept long enough,"

Su Yu was amazed.