Lu Yao Zhi Han Yi

Seeing that the wretched man is no longer satisfied with gentle touch but kneading instead, and the strong man who looks strong and fierce is almost crying with shame and anger, Liu Zhiyan has seen enough drama , indicating to Wen Zitao to draw his sword to help.

Wen Zitao had just realized what happened, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and his whole demeanor became gloomy and cold.

"Hello." Wen Zitao patted the wretched man on the shoulder coldly, startling him, "Aren't you a pervert, you touch someone when you catch them on the bus?" His voice was very loud, attractive caught the eyes of everyone in the car.

Only then did the wretched man realize that the beautiful woman had changed seats a long time ago, and the person standing behind him had been replaced by a strong man, and his expression changed suddenly.

He had a livid face: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Wen Zitao showed him the photos that Liu Zhiyan had secretly taken earlier in preparation: "I've taken photos of all the evidence, why are you still trying to argue?"

The wretched man was speechless, and the door just opened, so Wen Zitao kicked the social scum out of the car.Liu Zhiyan was gloating at the side: "Hmph, the bitch has her own reward!"

Wen Zitao pulled Liu Zhiyan in front of him and watched him closely. For the first time, he said coldly to her, "Don't take the bus next time."

"." For some reason, Liu Zhiyan felt that Wen Zitao looked quite manly in this way, squinting his eyes at him for a while before replying: ".Oh."

The weather is getting warmer and spring is here.

Lu Yao seems to have become interested in cooking since he made chocolate on Valentine's Day last time. He bought a lot of ingredients on weekends to study how to cook.

However, it is clear that Miss Lu, who does not stick to Yang Chunshui, has no talent for cooking. On the contrary, her kitchen is often in danger of exploding.If it weren't for Lu Han to help watch, Lu Yao would blow up her kitchen sooner or later.

This Saturday, everyone agreed to form a group to go to Lu Yao's house to see how she has achieved after practicing hard cooking during this period of time--I really don't know why this group of people is so empty and so desperate to find death.
The next second after Lu Han opened the door, he disappeared like a gust of wind.

Everyone went in and saw that Lu Yao and Lu Han were confronting each other. The two of them were like eagles catching chickens. Lu Yao hid behind the sofa and would rather die than follow. Lu Han blocked her there with his job bowl and said seriously Yaoyao, you have lost weight recently and you must finish this half bowl of rice today.

Lu Yao firmly refused. She said that if I want to eat fatty meat, I would rather eat fish, but remember to pick out the fish skin.

Liu Zhiyan laughed loudly: "Luluyao, why are you still begging to be fed like a child~"

Lu Yao responded unceremoniously: "You just envy me and hate me!"

At this time, Lu Han seized the opportunity, quickly picked up the rice bowl, dug a mouthful of rice and stuffed it into Lu Yao's mouth.

Lu Yao: "." Woohoo.

After hearing that everyone came to taste the dishes he cooked, Lu Yao suddenly became excited, rolled up his sleeves and said boldly: "Okay, okay, I will cook for you!"

Lu Han was taken aback when he heard the words. To be honest, he just subconsciously heard "I poisoned myself".
So Lu Yao dragged the military advisor Lu Han into the kitchen, and everyone was waiting in the living room, some playing with mobile phones, some reading, and some eating snacks.

"Look at the rest of the ingredients, let's make tomato scrambled eggs and coke chicken wings, Xiaolu!" -- these two dishes are also Lu Yao's favorite dishes, so she is more interested in learning.

Light the fire and pour oil.Lu Yao didn't look panicked at all, but Lu Han beside him was nervous.

"Xiaolu, how much soy sauce do you want?"

Lu Han suppressed the strong uneasiness in his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "Appropriate amount."

"." Appropriate amount is a very ambiguous word.Since Lu Yao was very rich, she upheld her usual heroic style and poured half a bottle into it.

Lu Han: "." I have a bad feeling.

Here, Yi Hanzhi didn't know why he came to the kitchen door. His nose twitched, and he frowned and asked Lu Yao: "I seem to smell some strange smell coming from the kitchen. Are you cooking?"

Lu Yao looked sullen: "That's right, male god, you should have a good taste of my craft in a while!"

Yi Hanzhi thought for a moment and asked her: "Is there any delicious takeaway near your house?"

Lu Yao: "." I won't tell you! You must eat what I made today!
Half an hour later, Lu Yao was holding a plate of black chicken wings that pierced the center of the earth in his left hand, and a plate of red and yellow muddy objects in his right hand. He stood in the middle of the kitchen with a delicate expression, feeling that if he went out like this, he might be killed. Lu Yi and the others beat them to death
Never mind, Lu Yao cleaned up the mess first, but he didn't know what he had done, the whole pot suddenly started to catch fire!
With Lu Han's help, Lu Yao finally put out the fire in a hurry. She looked at Shang Lu Han with half amused and half helpless eyes, and she said righteously: "You may not believe it when you say it—it was the kitchen that started it first." !"

Lu Han patted her head: "Okay, okay, it's the kitchen that did it~"

Everyone in the living room watched Lu Yao put the two plates on the table with a strange expression, and surrounded them with great interest.After they saw the appearance of the two dishes--
"." There was a collective silence.

After a while, Lu Yi broke the silence: "Is this edible?"

Lu Yao stared: "Of course I can eat it! If you don't believe me, I'll show you how to eat it!"

As she spoke, she picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of egg into her mouth. Occasionally, everyone could hear the sound of "kekeke" when the teeth bit down on the broken eggshell that was not picked clean.Lu Yao swallowed with difficulty, saying that although the egg shells seemed not to be cleaned, it didn't matter, it could be used for calcium supplementation.

Everyone: "." They were wrong, they shouldn't have come today at all!!
Lu Han also came out with the bowls and chopsticks. Seeing everyone's constipated faces, the corners of his mouth curled up viciously: "Eat, aren't you here to eat, come and eat together~"

Lu Yao tried to make tomato scrambled eggs before, but that time he put too much salt, and almost killed Lu Han who tried it bravely.

But this time she made a series of adjustments according to Lu Han's opinion, so the taste is much better - at least she thinks so!
Liu Zhiyan went to the toilet just now.Yi Hanzhi moved his face away indifferently, Lu Yi frowned in disgust, Jin Zheng and Wen Zitao looked hesitant.
Lu Yao: "!!!" Hey hey hey, you guys are going too far!
Then I saw Lu Han slowly picked up a spoonful of red and yellow paste, blew it into his mouth, chewed it carefully a few times, swallowed it effortlessly, and said to Lu Yao with a smile: "Yaoyao, this time It is indeed a little lighter than what you made last time, and the taste is not bad~"

Jin Zhengwen and Zitao were slightly relieved by Lu Han's appearance as if he was tasting some delicious food, so the two of them bravely scooped up a spoonful of the paste and put it into their own mouths.
"How is it?" Lu Yao asked expectantly with his eyes shining.

With a "snap" at the same time, the two fell face down on the table and rolled their eyes, looking as if they were dying.

Lu Yao: "." What, is it so scary? !
Here, Lu Han didn't seem to see the two of them, he picked up the black cola chicken wings with his chopsticks, chewed and swallowed with his expression unchanged, and Lu Han was shocked to see it.What surprised him even more was that Yi Hanzhi moved his chopsticks condescendingly - he really has the courage!
"Is it delicious?" Lu Yao couldn't help asking them.

"It's delicious!" Lu Yao's fanboy Lu Han nodded without hesitation.

Lu Yao: "." If it wasn't for the sudden change of Yi Hanzhi's face telling her the cruel truth, she would definitely believe Lu Han's nonsense, thinking that her cooking talent is really fucking high!
Yi Hanzhi put down his chopsticks, turned around and went to the kitchen to find water to drink.He didn't speak, because he felt that Jin Gui's voice had been ruined
Lu Yao saw that everyone had tasted the things he made, but Lu Yi would not move his chopsticks even if he was beaten to death, so he became angry at that time, and asked Lu Yi to have a taste!
Lu Yi glanced at her, took out his mobile phone to add fuel to the fire, and called a private restaurant on the spot to ask them to send some dishes here--he would not eat the poison made by Lu Yao unless his brain was out of order!
Lu Yao was furious, saying that you didn't come to taste my cooking with them at all, and that you didn't want to touch a bite was obviously deliberately not giving her face, and now you still have to send private food to your home, isn't it a mockery, what is it!
Lu Yi sneered and said how do I know if you took the opportunity to retaliate against me and wanted to poison me to death, there is nothing wrong with my life refusing to eat your food, and if you have the ability, you should not eat the food delivered for a while.

Lu Yao said that she was incompetent, so half an hour later, she enjoyed the private dishes prepared by famous chefs with everyone.

Everyone: "."

Liu Zhiyan, who came back from the toilet to watch the whole process, sighed, leaned close to Wen Zitao's ear and whispered, "If you don't pretend to be dizzy anymore, I'll continue to feed you Lu Yao's cooking~"

Wen Zitao: "!!!" What the hell is this poisonous? !
In short, after this trip, everyone understands how Lu Yao's cooking skills are, and naturally they won't be foolish enough to want to eat her cooking in the future.Of course, everyone who had eaten Lu Yao's food had diarrhea after returning home, but that's for another story.

After everyone left, when Lu Yao and Lu Han were cleaning up in the kitchen (mainly because Lu Han was working and Lu Yao was watching incompetently), Lu Yao sighed and asked Lu Han: "Xiao Lu, what do you say about me? Isn’t it stupid? You can’t handle your shoulders, you can’t handle it, you can’t wash or make clothes. It’s really useless.”

Lu Han was stunned for a moment, and then a big smile bloomed: "It's okay, Yaoyao, leave everything you don't know to me to do."--Including the matter of liking you.

Lu Yao squinted his eyes and suddenly became happy.Yes, she can’t do anything, but she still has a versatile path hahaha~
Lu Han looked at Lu Yao's little face, and said in his heart that he really wished that Lu Yao would be that happy and carefree little princess all his life, and he would be willing to serve her all his life.