Lu Yao Zhi Han Yi

Lu Yao opened the book "The Spicy Student Is Too Cute", and was fascinated by it.But soon the plot came to the plot of love and abuse of dogs after the hero and heroine are together.
"It's so disgusting, I don't care about you!" the heroine said coquettishly.

"You ignore me, so what should I do?" the male lead pretended to be pitiful.

"Come and chase me, come and chase me!" The heroine forcefully acted cute.

"Today, I must catch you, you annoying little fairy, and then hehehehehehe~" The male lead never left.

Well, seeing this, the urge to vomit in Lu Yao's heart was already surging.She really can't imagine what will happen between herself and Yi Han if they get along like this?!
Lu Yao suddenly wanted to ask Yi Hanzhi a few questions about his outlook on love, but they are now in a quiet library, and Yi Hanzhi is still reading quietly, completely unaffected by the fans around him who are either aboveboard or secretly looking at him Their eyes interfere.

So Lu Yao signaled him with gestures: go out and have a chat.

Yi Hanzhi replied with his eyes: No date, uncle, we don't make a date.

Lu Yao became anxious, and made another gesture of "Appointment, appointment, just treat it as being tricked into making an appointment and try it out".

The above author uses a writing technique called "purely made up".In fact, Yi Hanzhi just glanced at Lu Yao, who had a weird expression like a constipated person in urgent need of paper, and then continued to read his book.

Lu Yao became anxious and made a gesture of wiping his neck, which meant "I'll beat you if you don't go out with me".Then Yi Hanzhi looked at her with a "so what" look.

The two looked at each other for a long time, not only was it unromantic, but the murderous aura was getting stronger - of course, it was mainly the murderous aura emanating from Lu Yao.

After a while, Lu Yao shook his head towards the door, and Yi Hanzhi nodded resolutely.

"Man, are you ready to go on a date with me?"

"Let's go!"

Of course it cannot be this translation.It's just that Yi Hanzhi was so annoyed by this person that he planned to leave to find a quiet place, but Lu Yao complacently followed.Hahaha she won!
Just as Lu Yao walked out of the library, he was complacently trying to catch up with Yi Hanzhi, but suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"!!!" Realizing that something was wrong, Lu Yao's face turned pale, and he rushed to the toilet closest to the library just in time to say "Damn it".

Yi Hanzhi was surprised at first that Lu Yao didn't catch up with him, but when he looked back, he saw that Lu Yao had a strange expression on his face and rushed towards the bathroom, clutching his stomach.
Yi Hanzhi: "???"

Yi Hanzhi thought for a few seconds on the spot, and finally walked towards the women's toilet with heavy steps.

Fortunately, no one went to the toilet at this time, so no one saw Yi Hanzhi's stop outside the women's toilet.He asked lightly: "Lu Yao, what are you doing?"

At this moment, Lu Yao was looking at the blood in his underwear and lost in thought.God, why did my aunt come?! Lu Yao took out his mobile phone to check the date, but unexpectedly saw a missed call from Lu Han - just now he turned to silent mode in the library so Lu Yao didn't receive it.

Then Lu Han sent her a WeChat message: "Yaoyao, you left in a hurry this morning and forgot to bring your aunt's towel. When you get to school, remember to go to the supermarket to buy a pack. Today is the day~"

"Damn!" Lu Yao was so angry that he almost strangled himself to death! Telling you not to remember the day, telling you to be so lazy, it's okay now, is it embarrassing?
Because since Lu Yao's menarche, Lu Han is helping her keep track of the date every month, and Lu Han will remind her the day before her period comes, so Lu Yao is so used to it that she never remembers the date.

When Lu Yao heard Yi Hanzhi's voice outside, she was a little ashamed for a while, but if she didn't speak up, no one could help her!
"God, I'm in a little trouble, can you do me a little favor?"

Yi Hanzhi frowned slightly: "What's the matter?"

Lu Yao bit his lip.Although she was used to pestering Yi Hanzhi shamelessly, but now she asked him to help him buy sanitary napkins, Lu Yao suddenly felt embarrassed!
"That's right, male god, let me tell you a story. If you retell the story to the salesperson in the supermarket, she will know what I want to buy~ The story is like this - once upon a time there was a demon who envied angels very much, and then it He ran to God and said that he didn’t want to be a demon anymore, he wanted to be like an angel with a white body, but he still wanted to suck blood. The angel listened carefully to his wish and fulfilled it, so God turned him into what he wanted to become!"

Yi Hanzhi was silent for three seconds, hesitantly said: ".Sanitary napkin?"

"?!!!" Lu Yao was shocked! "Sir, you live at 221B Baker Street, London, England, and you have a good friend named Watson?!"

Yi Hanzhi sneered: "Lu Yao, do you think everyone is as stupid as you?"

Lu Yao: "." For the sake of sanitary napkins, she endured it!
Fortunately, although Yi Nanshen had a poisonous tongue, he finally agreed.So Lu Yao waited here with peace of mind, completely ignoring the more difficult situation that might arise in a while!
Here, Yi Hanzhi, who entered the school supermarket, wandered to the shelf of women's products like a thief, with an unnatural expression and sneaky movements, which attracted the attention of countless passers-by.

Yi Hanzhi endured the shame, wanted to quickly pick a bag and leave, but he hesitated for a long time after seeing the colorful sanitary products on a shelf and didn't know what to do!
What? Who can tell him why there are so many sizes, so many brands and so many specifications? !Yi Hanzhi was dazzled by daily use, night use, super long version, and thicker version! Ah Xi, Lu Yao didn't say which kind she wanted!
So, on that day, Shengbei High School spread the legend that Yi Nanshen was carrying two bags of colorful sanitary napkins to check out in the supermarket with a dark face.Except for the classmates who were lucky enough to see it with their own eyes, no one believed that their Gaoling flower, Yi Nan, did it!
And Lu Yao, who was so bored waiting, finally waited until Yi Hanzhi's angry voice outside: "I bought it back, come out and get it yourself!"

Lu Yao became anxious on the spot: "No way, male god, I will collapse when I come together! Do you have the heart to see me lose too much blood?!"

Yi Hanzhi gritted his back molars: "Then what do you still think about me?!"

Lu Yao is a typical pushover: "God, there's no one here anyway, so you just send it in for me? I'm in the compartment closest to the door~"

Yi Hanzhi: "." What crime did he do to offend this ancestor?What kind of nerve did he not get on to agree to help her?!
Hearing that there was no movement outside, Lu Yao thought that Yi Hanzhi had already left in a rage, but just as he was about to call out hastily, he found two bags of black things flew in above his head—sanitary napkins!
Yi Hanzhi must have exited the bathroom quickly, so Lu Yao yelled with a smile: "Thank you, man! Treat you to dinner another day!"

Lu Yao opened the two big bags of things, saw the colorful sanitary napkins of various brands and sizes, and immediately fell in admiration for Yi Hanzhi - he was very open-minded to walk out of the supermarket with these two big bags of things Yes! It's touching!

Wait until Lu Yao's smile suddenly froze.She picked up a pack of oversized stuff, unbelievable.What is this? Adult diapers? ! ! !I'll go——Yi Hanzhi is really amazing, hahahahaha!

When Lu Yao tidied himself up and came out, he was surprised to find that Yi Hanzhi hadn't left yet. "Hey, male god, why haven't you left yet? Are you waiting for me?"

Yi Hanzhi glanced at her meaningfully, but didn't answer, but suddenly took off his thin coat and threw it to Lu Yao.

Lu Yao: "???" with a confused face!
Yi Hanzhi glanced at her lightly, "You can wear it."

"." Lu Yao instantly had the illusion of losing his virginity!
It took her a long time to realize—Yi Hanzhi asked her to tie her coat around her waist, her trousers should be stained with blood. Knowing that Yi Hanzhi was so considerate, Lu Yao was touched on the spot !
"Male god, thank you for helping me out, I will wash the coat tomorrow and return it to you!"

"No need." Yi Hanzhi rejected her indifferently.

How could Lu Yao agree? "Don't worry, I will wash it clean with my own hands!"

"."

As a result, Yi Hanzhi's leather jacket was washed into tatters.

The next day, when Lu Yao handed him a bag tremblingly, and Yi Hanzhi took it out, he found that his six-figure limited-edition coat had turned into a pile of crumpled and torn fabrics , he really wanted to beat Lu Yao up on the spot!
Maybe his vicious eyes showed this, so Lu Yao took a step back subconsciously and vigilantly, crossing his hands in front of his chest in a defensive posture: "Oh, man, I didn't do it on purpose, this is the first time I'm doing laundry. Ah, it’s not normal to not wash well, I’m sorry~”

It is indeed Lu Yao's first time to do laundry, so last night when he prepared a basin, kettle and small bench and sat in the bathroom to dry, Lu Han was taken aback.

After learning whose clothes Lu Yao washed, Lu Han's face was not very good-looking, but soon he laughed again - because Lu Yao used too much force and directly tore the clothes hahahahahaha!
Although Yi Hanzhi didn't expect Lu Yao to be able to wash well, it still felt like a slap in the face to make a pile of tatters, so he snorted coldly: "If an apology is useful, then why do we need the police?"

Lu Yao had expected that the male god would not let her go so easily, so he smiled cheaply and took out another gift box from nowhere, and stuffed it to him with a full face: "I know, I know, so Didn't I go to the mall early in the morning to pick out a new one for you? God, your original coat is a limited edition and it's out of stock. I can't buy it, so I picked a similar one, you Don't worry, the price is definitely not cheap, after all, I have plenty of money, right~"

Yi Hanzhi was stunned for a moment, took the gift box and opened it for a look.