Dragon and Phoenix Addicted: The President is addicted to pets

"Okay, okay, let's talk about our business later, let's get down to business first."

After finishing speaking, Ji Siting asked soul torture: "Brother, have you eaten the cake that sister Xuan made these two days?"

As soon as these words came out, there was a long silence on the phone, and Yang Xiaoli couldn't help but say, "Brother Jin Zhe, are you in the hospital now?"

"No, no, did you two receive the cake Xuan made?"

"That's right." Ji Siting said, "Not only that, but we also need to give sister Xuan a feedback before 12 o'clock tomorrow. To tell you the truth, just because this eldest sister poisoned herself with food last time, Xiao Li and I No matter what, the two of you can't go down here."

"Yes, Sister Xuan sent us a box of 12 in total. How can you say that the two of us have such a good taste." As he spoke, Yang Xiaoli pretended to wipe away his tears.

"That's all. Let's invite good friends to eat together. Knowing that it was made by Sister Xuan herself, they dare not touch it."

Seeing that her drama addiction was coming, Ji Siting quickly took two steps back: "So we want to call brother and ask, so that we can avoid the pain of flesh and blood."

Jin Zhe on the phone was silent for a few seconds, then sighed: "I'm afraid I can't help you with this matter."

"why?"

"Because I didn't eat the cake she made."

For some reason, Yang Xiaoli heard Xiao Quexing's tone in this sentence, and she didn't believe it: "Don't lie to us, the food made by sister Xuan will definitely be eaten by you as soon as possible, how could it be our turn first? ?”

Ji Siting nodded in agreement, and then heard Jin Zhe continue: "To tell you the truth, this is all relying on my own ingenuity to fool me, so the time to test you is up, I still have things to do, hang up, Come on, you guys."

come on?

Yang Xiaoli took a deep breath: "I still don't believe it, how could he escape Sister Xuan's trial so easily?"

"I don't believe it either, but we have nothing to do if he doesn't tell us." As he spoke, Ji Siting's eyes fell on the two boxes of beer at the door. "Now that things have happened, we have no choice but to save ourselves."

"No, you really want to use that method?"

"Of course not, am I that crazy?"

Meeting the boy's eyes, Yang Xiaoli pouted helplessly. To be honest, she really believed that Ji Siting would do that.

"Okay, okay, don't worry, since you don't like it, I won't do that, let's go, take the things back first."

After the words were finished, the boy had already returned with a case of wine. Yang Xiaoli stood still in a daze, recalling what he said just now in his mind - since you don't like it, I won't do that.

What does it mean?Meaning he values ​​her advice?Or do you care about her feelings?

No, he already has a girlfriend. It is impossible for him to say such a thing. He must think that what she said makes sense.

When he came back to his senses, Yang Xiaoli pursed his lips boredly, and went in with another box in his arms.

Chen Xiaosa was chatting with Mu Tutu and the others, the three of them were chatting and laughing, Yang Xiaoli walked in, Chen Xiaosa quickly stood up and took the box in her hand: "Oh, this box is quite heavy, what about Ji Siting?" Did you let a little girl follow you to move things?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and drink." On the other side, Ji Siting had already opened a case of wine, and the canned beer was placed on the table, as if he was not drunk enough to return home.

Chen Xiaosa seemed to be frightened, and hurriedly said: "Let's talk about it first, we're just discussing each other, and we'll be filming tomorrow."

"Don't worry, I have my sense of proportion." Ji Siting opened two cans of beer and handed one of them to Chen Xiaosa, and when the latter came to pick it up, he suddenly withdrew his hand, "By the way, we must be bored just drinking, How about this, let’s play a game, and whoever loses will be punished.”

As soon as Yang Xiaoli sat down, she heard Ji Siting's words. She raised her eyebrows subconsciously, and immediately realized that this was Ji Siting's new method.

"Okay, what are you talking about playing?" Chen Xiaosa also became interested.

Yang Xiaoli was about to listen carefully when Ji Siting looked at them: "Do you want to play together?"

"Okay, but I want to know what the punishment is?" Mu Tutu responded positively.

"Punishment is that whoever loses will eat a bite of Sister Xuan's cake."

Sure enough, Yang Xiaoli couldn't help but sniggered, there was no other way, it seemed that this was what Ji Siqian racked his brains to come up with, and it was considered a harmonious solution.

"No problem." Mu Tutu agreed.

"Okay, I'll go get some paper and pens." As he said that, Ji Siting took out the paper and pens from the drawer, and handed out one to everyone.

He continued: "Cut three pieces of paper. Each of us can write three words on the paper, which can be related or irrelevant. After the game starts for a while, we will randomly select one of them from left to right. One piece, and then put these three words into a sentence within 5 seconds, and those who fail to complete within the specified time will be punished."

Yang Xiaoli was stunned for a moment. She seemed to have seen the gameplay of this game in Sister Xuan's variety show. At this moment, he saw Ji Siting looking over: "Do you understand?"

"Of course I understand." He replied confidently.

"Okay, since that's the case, let's do an experiment first."

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experiment?

Yang Xiaoli watched as Ji Siting took out a new piece of paper, brushed it, and wrote three words on it: "Are you ready?"

"Ready." Subconsciously blurted out.

As soon as the words fell, the piece of paper was delivered to his eyes. Looking at the three words "game", "trash can" and "takeaway" on it, Yang Xiaoli's head froze suddenly.

"5, 4, 3..."

When Ji Siting started the countdown, Yang Xiaoli didn't have time to think about anything, and blurted out: "I threw the game into the takeaway while eating the trash can!"

After the words fell, Yang Xiaoli covered his face in annoyance: "No, I don't believe it, I didn't think that way just now!"

"You didn't discuss it with your brain." Chen Xiaosa sneered mercilessly, and Mu Tutu and Meng Qiyue couldn't help laughing either.

Ji Siting laughed even harder: "Is this what you said you are ready?"

"You wait for me." Yang Xiaoli couldn't swallow the breath, wrote three words on the back, and handed them to Ji Siting, "5, 4, 3..."

"I'm playing disco in an Internet cafe in a small skirt." Ji Siting was stunned for a moment, and finally blurted out subconsciously. After he finished speaking, he himself was stunned.

"hahahahahahahahaha……"

Yang Xiaoli was already grinning from ear to ear with the others: "What the hell is playing disco in an Internet cafe in a small skirt? What kind of weird hobby do you have?"

"Well, you Yang Xiaoli, I won't believe in evil anymore." Ji Siting's fighting spirit was ignited, and he took out another piece of paper and wrote three words on it.

Like people, pigsty, guitar.

"The person I like is playing the guitar in the pigsty." Yang Xiaoli didn't care about logical thinking, and after answering, he looked at Ji Siting with a proud face, "How is it? You can't do anything with me, right?"

Chen Xiaosa laughed loudly: "It seems that you will have to look for a boyfriend in the pigsty in the future."

For some reason, when Yang Xiaoli heard this sentence, the scene of Ji Siting playing the guitar in the pigsty unexpectedly appeared in Yang Xiaoli's mind.

Fuck it is really a tasteful brain supplement.

When he came back to his senses, Yang Xiaoli looked at Ji Siting provocatively: "How is it? Are you still coming?"

"Don't get too complacent, there are so many cards here, be careful that you will eat cake if you lose."

Hearing Ji Siting's friendly reminder, Yang Xiaoli's heart skipped a beat. That's right, why did she forget that this game session was set up for punishment.

If she loses... Yang Xiaoli subconsciously looked at the two dark red boxes next to her, and couldn't help shivering. I'm sorry, Sister Xuan, I'm sorry for you this time as a younger sister.

The game started soon, from left to right, the first one was Chen Xiaosa, he slapped his hand, his face changed drastically, and Mu Tutu counted down: "5, 4, 3..."

Yang Xiaoli and Ji Siting looked at each other and gave each other thumbs up. This method is wonderful!

"I lost." When the countdown ended, Chen Xiaosa still couldn't say it out.

Yang Xiaoli cheered, and immediately handed over the box: "Come, choose a color you like."

"Can I not eat?" Chen Xiaosa seemed to have written all over his body, disgusted.

"No." Ji Siting took the words, "This is a punishment for losing the game. If you don't eat, how will you proceed?"

"But... I ate too much barbecue just now, I really can't eat it anymore." Chen Xiaosa began to make excuses.

After receiving Ji Siting's hint, Yang Xiaoli began to persuade: "Otherwise, it's not necessary to finish the whole thing, half of it, or just a bite."

"No, that's too easy and too wasteful." Ji Siting said righteously, "Why don't you eat half of it, and then tell me how you feel after eating it, and it doesn't matter if you swallow it or not."

"Isn't this more wasteful?" Yang Xiaoli opened his eyes wide.

Chen Xiaosa: "I beg you to look at the poor child... The child's little heart can't bear it."

In the end, everyone unanimously decided that they don't need to eat it, but they have to say nearly 200 words about their aftertaste.

Seeing Chen Xiaosa pick out a nice cake, Yang Xiaoli gradually became concerned, and the others also fixed their eyes on Chen Xiaosa.

The latter suddenly felt a little shy: "Don't look at me like that, I can't eat it anymore if you look at me like that."

"Stop talking nonsense, it's time to eat." Ji Siting slapped him across the face.

So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chen Xiaosa took a bite of the cake as if he was a hero, and then chewed slowly.

A few seconds later, his facial features gradually began to twist, and Yang Xiaoli couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter? What's the smell?"

Chen Xiaosa didn't speak, and swallowed the cake in his mouth abruptly, and then opened his eyes. Yang Xiaoli found that his eye sockets were already moist.

She subconsciously glanced at Ji Siting, who had already handed over a piece of paper: "Come and wipe your tears, it won't make you cry because of the delicious food, don't rush and speak slowly."

"This, this... water, water..."

Yang Xiaoli hurriedly passed Chen Xiaosa's milk tea over, and the latter drank a couple of mouthfuls, a little anxiously, and coughed chokingly.

When he recovered, Yang Xiaoli asked again, and Chen Xiaosa said tremblingly, "This cake... probably put a ton of mustard, right?"